Ode to My Vibrator

[98iloveyoux]

Um, alrighty then. some phyco bitch on the loose :/

[vlkola]

I don´t get it . who´s fred.

[TheBestVideosOfNow]

0:48 very creepy head nod....

[syphonedblade]

'scratchs head'...huh..okay...'clicks to different link'

[Kansas1241]

He and Fred have a lot in common...we don't want to talk to you we just want to fuck you!

[omgitschrislol]

Why did you name it fred?

[thull21]

do you and my girlfriend share stories?

[fred41055]

My names fred :)

[Dagmakter]

I came today to search the Tube, to find something worth my time, perhaps with love, perhaps with rhyme, but instead, a ballad of lube. I watched each second as they ticked away until it became the very next day. One in the morn, now is time for sleep, to bed with this lonely, no-life creep. Off to sleep back in my bed with horny thoughts inside my head. Curse this girl and her pretty smile. I'm gonna go fap for a while. (Not really.)

[Lifesucksdie123]

i came.

[23HAMSANDWICH]

Red hair wasted on this wench.. feelsbadman.jpg

[Inspiredbythefire123]

I'll be your vibrator, babuh.

[aeverinc]

Wow you're really cute!

[85taylorb]

fuk fred my names fred and i vibrate to

[seventhsinn]

lol some of these vids crack me up so much

[TurboxDiesel73]

Shit weird part of you tube again!

[dyefreak315]

Explain to me how I went from the EAS song (look it up) to this...

Gotta love Marines, youtube must have associated the videos.

[Dibs3332]

I started on Kung fu movies..... I just wanna go home! does someone have a map of youtube D:

[uncledonny1000]

Ya how does a man compete? a vibrator will never let you down, wish I was one.

[alwaysopen]

@uncledonny1000

Shazzam! You're a dildo!

[uncledonny1000]

@alwaysopen

I never meant it as an insult, no i,m not a dildo, sorry, i,m real

[OlazerOfightOshowO]

why are people surprised to start one place on youtube and end up with a poem from a girl to her vibrator?? That's what the internet is for! Plus they clicked a link that says Ode to my Vibrator (duh)

[DJxOCEANx]

i was listening to some shag-nasty southern heavy metal... now I'm here... you just love screwing with me, don't you, youtube?

[icuh82]

Get your fingers outta there.

[SirRembrant]

Thanks for sharing that with us :)

[slapthatriff7]

ahhhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahhah­ahhhahahahahahaah epic!

[ANDO999999]

ill be fred for you

[Amplexus91]

i started with gta IV video...how the hell did i get to a slut that is telling us about her vibrator.

[DustinTROM]

That was awkward, then surprisingly... cute? And, yeah, I'm not sure how I got here (but secretly I know exactly how I got here).

[larlar612]

... I started with Nyan Cat. What the fuck?

[joseph10704]

if she only new fred was gay lol

[golfnut76]

I want to jerk off less now, than before I watched this.

[MegaShooter100]

cute id tap it.

[kaielement]

SO Hot!!! Do you live near me?

[Blobface07]

@kaielement creepy cunt

[kaielement]

@Blobface07 I guess I am a bit creepy....

[DARPASpy]

@kaielement lol that comment made me laugh. :)

thanks for the smile.

[kaielement]

@DARPASpy I meant every word...

[ultimategmer]

Forever Alone

[KevinioHD]

At first I was like .. the fuck?

but then i was like .. the fuck?

[Savipalooza]

"I slowly get up, because I have to pee." Top notch material.

[altgeldrarities]

What do Congress and the Tampax company have in common? They make a fortune operating in the red and come out smelling like roses.

[MrKillPro]

WTF is all I have to say!

[cleaner1984]

Then Fred must smell like piss now

[5380513]

Ditch pig

[TheGrinder9]

no wonder you need "fred", youre fucken insane.

[packagewarren]

quit yacking away and wasting my time. thumbs down.

[deltaomegaable]

someone needs to make an ode to the black hole area of youtube

somehow i went from laughing my ass off at the young guns peyote scene only to end up here about an hour later...

[doable1]

Cute girl. I would be her boyfriend

[YoureAlwaysRight]

That was really lame...not even cute. The women that I know...the way they use 'fred' is much more entertaining than this.

[batboyjhg]

Fred may always be hard but he can't pull your hair and call you a dirty slut.

[strangejonesbitch]

ha

[mmaier2112]

So spectacularly awful it's amusing.

[canadianfortruth]

to funny lmao

[MsJeffrey911]

riveting tale

[McMrNasty]

can i replace fred ?

[thebeadyeyeful]

Hi, I'm Fred

[speedyohio]

speedyohio  :):):)

[innismor11]

..... and Fred's always hard .....but does he take out the trash!

[bcblkshrt27]

WTF?

[bernadetteyoung417]

i thought i might tell my story as well....i was watching a justin bieber vid , then i wondered how i ended up here........but nvm i see the connection

[xPENGUINxJORDANxBRIT]

How did I go from United States Marine Corps tribute to "ode to my vibrator" Got some freaks out there, I swear...

[Shinobiwonkinobisan]

Shes hot

[hoffmanshades]

@Shinobiwonkinobisan Are you kidding? Her face looks like a mask.  lol

[BakennCraft]

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup

[Durken316]

@BakennCraft hahah i remember that video

[antodias]

Steve would be a beter name

[qwertplod1]

hahahahhh lol

[1989MRANDERSON]

how do you go from nelson racing motors to here imagine that vibrator

[sneekybuilder]

umm... how does one get from skrillex to here?

[pinkelephantincloset]

this is so creepy. my father's name is fred...

[jacksonharrell1]

im in the weird part of youtube..

[jonineese]

HILARIOUS!

[attirantmonsmusic]

271 men wish they were that vibrator, lol.

[EliZultch]

@attirantmonsmusic 352 people were ;)

[LucasSchaaf]

God, she looks like Ellie Goulding!

[vcoaster]

Good job, Fred!

[canem101]

I was watching Bugatti Veyron videos and how did i Get her? D:

[joe23ba]

@canem101 i was at bing.com then hear wtf hahahaha

[CreatedPS3]

i will swap places with fred if u wanna?? lol

[KarraNikito]

Darn you gonna be such a hippie when after your 18th birthday.. you really looks like an hippie actually XD

[JOHNBBAD100]

She had a friend named Fred ..who she tried to give head... now with that sub for meat she is busted and can not eat..

[8080pop]

anyone ever notice that theres never the second to last second of the video like if it ends at 1:05, there is no 1:04 .....?

[KrayzieDA]

I'm fapping

[r1oot]

WTF?

[sammiwyatt]

I'm dying xDDD

[ghostman49]

She was looking kind of dumb

with her fingers and her thumb

wrapped around her friend named fred

[binkyslapass1]

@ghostman49 with her finger in her bum maybe sh`l invite her mom  lol and so on and so on

[thisisacunt]

putting buzzing plastic up your virginia for stimulation is very unlaidy like yet to then speck of such things is a sign of no class

[NightieeNight]

@thisisacunt UmadUgetNone?

[MikeModderMan]

ur amazing

[profsat5]

I can do something that FRED only dreams about!

[md6714]

forever alone

[reflex0r]

Yeah okay where do I find the video of you using the vibrator?

[nahAlban]

You know the word pathetic is over used in today's society but this I think actually rates the word.

[MadMicas]

need views much?

[NikoletaXionidou]

OMG what the fuck is this?????

[ManzaWoman]

You Rock Girl!!!

[dannon2010]

hhhmmm...it was a long trip to this place, I know not how it came to be, perhaps I might stay longer if, you want to take a pee.

[coollary1]

i wanna be ur Fred 

[ayanangelz123]

wtf.

[simplekeepitsimple]

is fred black or white

[flyffxtreme]

met "yet"? sp.. when will I meet it? xD

[MrNugsBunny420]

creepy



[ScarsOfTheCrucifix]

I got here from typing in drunk skinhead :| Pretty hot though lol

[landerchek]

Why mess around with Fred? Real intimacy is always better than imagined! I liked the poem too...ur talented ;)

[Garrnett1]

@MrAmmanas that comment was stupendous.

[ikillesuper]

i got here from typing in "street fights" lol

[collin276]

@ikillesuper I got here from typing "Hillbilly Stuntman" hah

[MrAmmanas]

Does Fred know you're the reason it burns when he vibrates?

[Mak3rful]

Why masturbate if you have a partner?

[crysthrash0908]

how is she a slut for having a vibrator but men can j/o and they arent manwhores? or guys can have pocket pussys and talk about em but its all gravy? youre fucking stupid grow the fuck up. masturbation is normal

[TheChrisp8089]

SLLLLLUTTT



[21ryrunner]

@TheChrisp8089 that's an understatement. more like slutty-slut!! high five!

[NoVhaJ]

oh fuck.. que desperdicio, mujer deliciosa.

[bobb22ful]

THAT WAS SOOO COOOOOL!!!!may I watch the next time you and fred hook up?

[Dentzer81]

WTF!! thats it, that is all i got for this video.

[mort4mort]

lol fu bitch

[anthony3leaves]

im gunna hav 2 delete all this youtube history

[chrisfoster4]

@anthony3leaves I wanted to like it...but it would ruin the 69 :(

[anthony3leaves]

@chrisfoster4 well its 71 as i type this. and damn! if it wasn't for this reply to my comment i would never have known how many thumbs ups i got on this! this far exceeds the likes on any comment of mine that i have checked/know of!

[marshman1212]

Fred is a cunt.

[mynameiskatie95]

@LongStoryShort00 Not every line in a poem has to rhyme.

[MrMalley666]

shite

[wheels687]

@TheRyanDurden dude it was a joke :P

[l337pwnage]

I came, thx.

[sawguner]

Fred? I thought his name was BOB! ( Battery Operated Boyfriend ) LOL

[crooks303]

el oh el



[SerenityBugify]

This is genius. You're hilarious. :D

[roybancroft]

Jesus...you're so stupid...saying an ode to your vibrator on youtube...loser... -.-

[sexiboi6968]

how can u not find the fucking humor! its a dam joke and hows it slutty or trashy or hoeish to use a vibe? plenty of women rave about them jus sounds like sum of u r bitter cuz u got beat out by a few double AA'S

[powerhousephg]

such a double standard when women talk about masturbation vs when men do it. she can talk about her vibrator and it's "hot"...but if i make a video about the 19yr old filipino chick i keep duct taped in my trunk, then that's "gross"

[DJNightFyre]

@powerhousephg no, sir, i believe your mistaken. if you were to make a video showing the 19 year old filipinochick you keep taped in your trunk i believe i should fap to it.

[TheElemental1991]

@powerhousephg you won the internet

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@powerhousephg Guess what? It's GUYS that make those standards, so go cry more about how gay you are somewhere else.

[NordicDiamond]

@powerhousephg It's not 'gross', it's rape

[00InStInCt00]

@NordicDiamond You dont get jokes do you?

[profsat5]

@powerhousephg LMFAO!!!

[MrJhm0712]

@powerhousephg I would like to hear about the filipino chick.

[GunGemini]

@powerhousephg

lmfao!! crazy world huh?

[rockinfetus916]

@powerhousephg why filipinos? why not your mother instead, fuckin fag!

[Nitram916]

@powerhousephg The fuck xD

[shadow19734]

HOW THE F*CK DID I GET HERE!?

[KaraJayneee]

are you a slut..like seriously

[xXSgtWolfXx]

Make a video of you masturbating.

[zx2781]

Nasty skank ho

[GamingSho]

another proof that girls get too emotional with sexual partners in any circumstance possible, you never saw a guy write a tribute poem to his right hand did you...

[jakejake771]

how about just sit back and give us a sesh, jk

[5papa]

What do ya know. She knows how to play with herself.  One of our best and brightest of today. Man, we are in deep shit.

[workthatwedo13]

YOU ARE SHIT

[emink82]

shittttttttttttttt



[ecuabandit]

Show something!!

[thenaturegirl22098]

thanks for telling us you need one....

[ixonixas]

you hairy bitch :D :D

[jonspot]

delusional much ?

[pdanc]

wow you reall need to date a better quality of guy!! thumbs up if you agree

[WiiRankings]

is fred 8inches and very girthy ? if not fred gtf, hello babe ;)

[Naderaization]

cuckoo woman?? O.o

[TheBellgreenboy]

would of liked it more if you shown us just exactly what you did with fred,

[zarbxisxis]

by the looks of you, you and fred are going to have a very long relationship.

[old16tattoo]

dear fred you stink and your kind of crusty

[95tt]

does fred fix your car too :P

[Qaysumah]

''Hope you like'd it'' I did not... Fucking poem :p

[thehappywand]

is fred a happy wand? lol

[wil172921]

that's funny



[jerryhowell9]

lucky vibrator

[stugodamndata]

gross.

[hardfin]

thats so shit mate