Olympic Waterboarding

[teamtaylor787]

IT'S NOT TORTURE HECK THE U.S. MILITARY DOES IT TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE SO THEY KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT IF THEY BECOME A POW!!! Seriously, would you rather have this happen to you or have your foot cut off. Or maybe even acid poured into your eyes. That is torture, not waterboarding.

[MegaRedzed]

People water boarders are highly traind and and can quit when they want. I'd rather do this than running

[DC111mg]

LOL, you guys need to get the sticks out of your asses. Of course torture is wrong. But that doesn't mean this isn't fucking hilarious. That's the WHOLE POINT. Good lord.

[matthias66]

Is this supposed to be funny? Because it's not. Torture, which water boarding is a form of, is not a laughing matter or something to trivialize as a joke.

Why don't they turn electric shock torture into a sport at the Olympics, or burning someone with a regular clothes iron until they pass out into a sport as well? Because those are forms of torture that people experience in different areas of the world as well.

Disgusting!

[izaatmusic]

good luck brrrrrrrrrrrooo

xD

[TheRuggedOriginal]

Well at least they're guaranteed a silver. Lol.

[psmtheman]

LOl. That sucks. Man... those people they sure can do some awesome waterboarding.

[YoJimBoHugabaJoe]

@zzzzaaa0990 yea he didnt respond and coupled with the fact i couldnt find a single article stating it(on the internet no less were you can find articles on everything,including the non-existant)then im going to say he talking bullshit,just asked Penn and teller and Arnie a few mins ago and they confirmed it was indeed BULLSHIT

[Isuckatpaintball2]

just pouring water on your mouth and nose won't make you feel like your drowning they put a rag down your mouth and close off your nose then pour gallons of water down your throat

[cqbhoun]

@Isuckatpaintball2 try the other way too, you still wont last 30 seconds.

[bigncornfed]

This is AWESOME! Every time I watch this I realize just how much power there is in humor!

[ransomdave]

Waterboarding is far worse than this. They actually ram a rag down your throat which is soaked with water, then pinch your nose and pour more water onto your mouth with the rag poking out of it. You can't hold your breath, you can't do anything to stop it! One gitmo detainee was waterboarded 266 times, WOW it must be effective huh? Shame they got no "real" information out of him, he just told them whatever he could in the hope that they'd stop. WATERBOARDING = TORTURE 100%, Shame on USA!!!

[YoJimBoHugabaJoe]

@ransomdave after reading this i just looked into a few articles about waterboarding and not 1 mentions ramming cloth down the throat,not even in the colonial era.Please send me articles describing cloth rammed down throat as it sounds like bull

[Makaveli97961]

Wtf is this

[videogamenostalgia]

Olympic waterboarding- because we have to invent some retarded sport that serves no purpose other than training terrorists to resist torture somehow!!!

[mspell9]

@videogamenostalgia are you serious??? who are terorists???

[videogamenostalgia]

@mspell9 I'm just saying that there is no merit in a sport that is basically learning to resist a form of torture. It's of no use to anyone- except people who plan on being tortured

[videogamenostalgia]

@mspell9 but it's not real, so there's no problem!

[sologirl505]

water boarding is torture

[nimitz1983]

If your a pussy it is. Torture is being put on a rack, sleep deprivation, drawn and quartered, etc. Water boarding is just uncomfortable and i'm saying this cause I've had it done to me.

[DontKnowJackSquat]

oh ur so badass. ur prob some bsdm freak who likes having wine bottles shoved up his ass. go slice up your balls loser

[nimitz1983]

Ok you think what you want pussy.

[DontKnowJackSquat]

that means that the rest of the people in the sane world are pussies becasuse they arnt masochists? youhave a distorted sense of reality bud

[nimitz1983]

Just cause your a pussy and wouldn't be able to handle being waterboarded doesn't mean the rest of the world would not be able to handle it. I'm not a masochist and I don't have a distorted sense of reality. I just am not a pussy, pussy.

[DontKnowJackSquat]

dude the people that came up with it could only stand like 12 seconds. and dude rwn and quatered is a way of disgracing their corpse. after you kill someone you draw and quarter them and bury the parts in different places so their soul can never rest. its not torture. BUT WATERBOARDING IS!

[Vrael473]

Were you in the Military? Cause i have spoken to Marines who have gone through the SERE program and they describe it as torture without a doubt.

[adsteve84]

Have you ever been waterboarded? I'll have you confessing shit you didn't even do in minutes.

[bigncornfed]

That IS the problem with torture, they all confess eventually...even the innocent ones!

[alezander666]

@bigncornfed ,THEY WILL SAY ANYTHING,NOT THE TRUTH,IT SIMPLY SATISFIES THE SADIST DOING THE TORTURE

[KingDingaLing090]

@adsteve84 Waterboarding is used for information not confessions.

[chairmanmao89]

video or it didn't happen

[aarrcchhoonntt]

Ok, I see you're a tough guy. I've been an opponent of waterboarding and I've met several people like you who claim that it isn't torture. When done improperly, it isn't. Should you be the toughest man on the planet, properly executed waterboarding is still extremely distressing and beyond doubt torture - just that you are able to put a mental block. I'm sending you a PM with an offer - I won't be surprised if you'll chicken out, like countless other people.

[Trader1231]

Bull. Shit.

[will3482]

This is great. While it is a joke it does revolve around some very important facts.

[tecno70]

"only China and America are competing", haha too funny.

[RAFFATMASRI]

You look like some one whom I knew long long time ago or years it will be better .. Mohamd dagmam ..

[mitchellfrye]

it is Mohamed Dagman.

[fotinus]

Hilarious! Everyone's matter-of-factness about it was great. Well made.

[louisamenke]

Where can I buy a Mohmad Promodel board??

[KARStarla]

As an American I find it deplorable, it was considered a war crime and still should be.

I cant believe they are glorifying it, I'd never convict anyone over a testimony extracted by torture.

Look at other videos showing how its done, its not fun and games, its terrorizing. Or rather using terror as a tactic and we are supposedly fighting that by utilizing it?

[pipinhot]

O-some, gents!

[GrandFatherGreenbaks]

Haha! You say Tomato, i say Falafel!

[bettygarbo]

haha. If only that reporter was a girl with big bosoms WOW !

[barbariandoom]

Is this meant to be a satire?

[Stevesword]

no, it's real.

[barbariandoom]

I never knew this was an official olympic sport. Why does the media not show this portion of the olympics?

[GrandFatherGreenbaks]

You are a total moron

[afi4894]

ur a retard

[barbariandoom]

whatsup with these comments?

[theunseenlove]

ha ha ha

[LoryLandskipper]

@Stevesword

LMFAO

[acewings221]

@Stevesword You need a wet cloth/rag, you fail at waterboarding people... :p

[MocroPowerzz999]

@Stevesword did comment meant to be sarcastic

[tspells]

It's obviously a parody. The actors are credited. The internet community is flabbergasted that you don't understand that and they are being unforgiving. Fear not, for Steve's Word loves all. From the most astute and intelligent observers down to the astonishingly dimwitted. We are all Steve's Creatures.

[barbariandoom]

He got me there... but I guess my fault is that I take things to seriously.

[dbones7337]

very tactfully handled. bravo.

[MarkG45]

USA #1!