Jake and Amir: Book

[AndyLaw1Freeforall]

jake is covering his laugh at 0:30

[robotremy]

Okay, actually, Jake would be Abbot, Amir would be Costello. Damn

[bonzwah1]

amir seems pretty good at beating people up in these shorts ehh?

[MJillian713]

There is no such thing as just having a short youtube break to watch one Jake and Amir episode...

[Crazy3ZyKiller]

Why so mean to Pat? :'(

[MultiDukeman]

who wants to brown Amir in shallow waters?

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

I FUCKING HATE AMIR

[az3ar001]

nice fucking office view!! @ 00:00

[Kandrov]

Aw, poor Pat. Jake too, Jake always gets blamed for things Amir does :P

[GingerBoyGaming]

FATALITTY!!!

[WheresWallace4883]

1:09 that's for attacking Jake!!

[travis94falle]

Yeah were... Abbot Cassell

[mansherlogsson]

I love how Jake is trying so hard not to laugh his ass off at 0:30

[sorankurdi]

i love pat

[oldskoolx1]

why is the video quality bad?

[TaylorWK]

@oldskoolx1 they do these episodes on their own time and not officially by collegehumor so they have to use their own cameras.

[noobbutpro123]

man i need to sleep !

[nmanhgn]

@MrEseGuero LOL, that part was funniest.

[multibrothersinarms]

if reading is for losers then everyone who reads this is a loser

[Spyagent5000]

121,000'th viewer! haha

[Pvsmuntje]

I hate it when top comments give jokes away...

[mralex5425]

@Pvsmuntje don't read them

[ADayTyRemember]

@Pvsmuntje Why would you look at the comments before watching the video?

[MusicTewns]

I love how Jake secretly loves Amir's crazy shit and Amir always defends Jake and puts him on his side :D That's what you call Best Friends.

[TheVeedubb]

that wAS MEan

[dirtydawgzo]

amir thinks he is cool lol

[trivium666fan]

I want to watch Jake just beat the shit outta Amir. Just like punch him in the face over and over and over again.

[abdi456001]

@trivium666fan lol they did that in one episode. Its the one where Amir steals his cookie I think lol

[trivium666fan]

@abdi456001

lol Yeah, but it was just a few smacks. lol I wanna see him just beat him down. Just snap and pick up a chair and take it to Amir's back or something. lol IDK it just seems like he's earned it.

[abdi456001]

@trivium666fan I would laugh so hard at that. Can totally imagine it too, Amir's like "Jake!Jake,Jake,Jake,JAKE,JAKE­,JAKE,JA-" *knocked out with chair*

[trivium666fan]

@abdi456001

hahahaha

"Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Dinner tonight? Ow. Jake. Jake. Ja-"

[abdi456001]

@trivium666fan lmfao XD

[weresjackgone]

dont be like pat cassels

[MrUnsteddy]

0:30 Jakes trying not to smi-ileee

[sirluckduck]

dang Amir 2 slap KOed pat

[giggles090892]

0:52 Did Jake just refer to Amir as his best friend in the world?!?!?

[Marievska]

@giggles090892 Nope, he was making fun of Amir for wanting to be his best friend.

[beebopizme]

I've never liked pat, so that Amir ownage was extra sweet.

[microkorger]

watch more of Pat's dialogue at the end... hilarious watch?v=KTqgRvdrugc

[G4M3PL4YH34V3N]

Amir totally owned pat haha

[Ace4929]

poor pat

[frdrsch]

i get really angry just by watching this

[gelatojoe]

I hope Amir die of testicular cancer

[kazakhmafia1]

@gelatojoe  vfuck u

[MythicGolem]

FINALLY! A good use for a book!

[AndTheWailers]

hahaha pats my favorite 

[246947]

hahahhaha i i hate pat so this is just fucking hilarious. nobody likes pat

[AndreRhineDavis]

awwww Pat :(

you get so abused by Amir. Amir is such a douche to everyone except Jake, especially Sarah and Pat.

[JDizzleGTAS]

@AndreRhineDavis you know its a video, right

[hiscottx]

I watched this about 10 times, I dared myself to try not to laugh throughout the video.. *amir rips book* hahahahahahahaa

[pumishumi]

Jake and Amir should do an Abbot & Costalo bit

[paulfrank167]

"hey mom, it's Pat... your son."

don't be like pat cassells.

[expIorer5148]

Jake and Amir 2009.....so violent back then.

[Terdmissle9]

0:30 is it just me or is Jake trying really hard not to laugh?

[FOBlink182]

ABACASELL

[bittersweetsymfny]

Pat gets mad at Jake but of course not Amir.

I guess in the world of Jake and Amir, Amir can do anything without any consquences.

[leavemealoneorels]

did anyone else hear jake say that amir was his best friend at the end?

[99gab]

i feel sorry for pat xD

[fatguyinalittlec0at]

press 8. BOOK FRISBEE!!!!!!!

[ALittleLemondrop]

"hey mom. it's pat.. your son :))

[MrEseGuero]

"Hey mom, it's Pat...........your son"

[wagar100]

@MrEseGuero don't be a pat castles

[venato75]

@MrEseGuero fuck you for ruining the video

[youcantspeak]

@venato75 how did he ruin the video?

[venato75]

@youcantspeak by giving up sentences from the video

[youcantspeak]

@venato75 That's stupid. That sentence had nothing to do with the video... why would that bother you?

[venato75]

@youcantspeak omg are you this retarded? A QUOTE from the video have nothing to do with it? My god you are stupid! What a dumb cunt you turned out to be. Go hide in a cave you moron.

[ClaireKal]

i love j and a

[Elleoheelle]

For $10000 a month, I'd deal with Amir's sketch personality.

[masterguitardude]

@StarNationsWoW it's not real you noob

[RelaxNplay64]

Amir pwned his ass lolololol XD

[99gab]

felt sry for pat :/

[spp41]

0:28 Jake almost laughs lol

[NHlovesMCR]

he fucked up da book :(

[UltraMegaSimLover]

At 29 seconds, Jake is hiding a smile :)

[YoYoMone]

dead leg!

[Ojdaweedmane]

Haha

[epasurr]

oh man, i love when pat calls his mom at the end of j & a episodes

[purpleunicorns14x]

pat is so sincere...adorable

LOL AMIR

[102farners]

@luisr931 path?

[stupersizeme]

@luisr931 PAT

[Banfieldddd]

Did anyone else laugh their asses off when Amir smashed Pats legs?

Or see Jake laugh when Amir rips the book?

[SigilofBaphomett]

@Banfieldddd Thanks for ruining the vid for me by being top comment...

[blank21121]

@Banfieldddd yep!

[youcantspeak]

@Banfieldddd

stop spoiling the episode you stupid FUCKING CUNT

[JustNaturallyLucky]

@StarNationsWoW dude cmon hes playing a character, nobody is that stupid or mean or addicted to mcdonalds. You're overreacting because they write these scripts. It's supposed to be funny. After all they work for college humor, they have to be funny!

[StarNationsWoW]

Dear Amir, After watching some videos, i fuckin hate you after this video, I dont know why Jake is even friends with Amir. and PS. Amir, I hope Pat rips ur balls off and u die.

[ijjiGunZTuTs]

@StarNationsWoW are u stupid or what? its fake u fucking idiot

[eminemnr1]

@StarNationsWoW ur a fucking idiot , its fake , get a life cock sucker

[MrAsilaydying]

@StarNationsWoW Dear StarnationsWoW, its called a fuckin comedy sketch for a reason. They work at a place called college humor and their job is to write sketches that are suppose to be funny, Its not real dumbass

[iRunzNGunz]

@StarNationsWoW Dear Star/batuibsWoW,After reading your comment,i fucking hate you already.I dont see why you havent killed yourseld,and i dont know why your parents didnt get an abortion.P.S. I hope you live the rest of your lonely life alone you pathedic peice of shit.

[elvincraft]

Where do you fin these? haha they're amazing.

[deadendguitarist]

poor pat :(

[PerseusFlynn]

I'd give anything to have Amir bully me <3

[Ieatnails4breakfast]

jake look theres no pictures :P



[bluepopsicle19]

Best part was when they knocked down Pat.

[Strikedead444]

DONT'T BE PAT CASSEL!!!!

[Lenanator09]

So what's the deal between Pat and his mom?

[madmaxmadog]

Note to self..do not mess with Jake or Amir will kick my ass.

[Blobface07]

"Jake, there's no pictures!"

[SYDlovesDRAKE96]

Book- 1, Pat- 0. lol. One of my favorites!!

[fojithelion]

I -3 pat!!!!

[JeffNeroHardyIsAweso]

I hate Amir. Jerk

[JeffNeroHardyIsAweso]

Come on Amir. NOT COOL. Poor pat

[NTJack0]

FINISH HIM.

[brunoboy98]

LOL AMIR WIN!!!!

[BrandonANDBrantonTV]

i actually lol'd at pat getting the crap whipped out of him XD

[DatGscope]

Amir is so cute how he sticks up for jake and gets pat back for him at 1:05 :)

[icecreamOWL]

Pat <3

[WarmNakedTurtle]

I think I actually hate Amir

[VSpectrum]

hahaha jake was poorly holdin bak that laughter xD

[MOnster2470]

Hey look! It's all texts.. HAHAHA!!

[DeathtoZYX]

why does it skip 1:26???

[ch1nksta05]

ended up watching jake and amir when i'm supposed to promote my video on ignore the door website. just goto ignorethedoor.ca and search "The Face!" in the gallery link

[TheJerry220]

Your not Abbot and Costello . . . your clearly the Blues Brothers . . . obviously.

[antlerman1357]

lol it's pat..... your son

[MegaKiwifish]

THUMBS UP IF YOUR SHIRTLESS AND WATCHING THIS

[Jetgui22]

@MegaKiwifish Wtf?

[GTFOVevo]

@MegaKiwifish The fuck...

[BlueWizardViolinist]

that was the best trip and book throw evar by Amir!

[ihaveanhp]

its all text lmao

[ZecaWIN]

jake laughing at 0:30 

[451Longboards]

Pat is such a champ

[kenzandsarahh123]

hey my friend and i are having a debate....when amir tears out the page does he say "nerd for half a second" or "nerfraf"???

[campvamp]

@kenzandsarahh123 I'm pretty sure that he says 'nerd for half a second.'

[kenzandsarahh123]

@campvamp that's what i thought...my friend is kinda not as big of a fan as me...

[ledzeprulz]

@kenzandsarahh123 he definately says "nerd for half a second". what the hell is a nerfraf anyway?!! how do you even debate on that? lol

[kenzandsarahh123]

@ledzeprulz ikr! im winning this debate so im good :)

[MrWreckmob]

press 5 repeatedly for "salad"

[StillAware]

Abakasalad haha

[IBOOZLOTZ9919]

haha jake trying to not laugh after amir rips out the page

[HyperTyphoon]

hey mom its pat......your son?

[Yoursk8er13Tops]

Heyy Its Pat... Your son xD

[iWearCapeIRL]

"Jake look! It's all text... no pictures!" xD

[deathrockerx1]

is that book "i am number four?



[tarantinofreak92]

Hahahaha... IT'S PAT!

[MegaKiwifish]

Aww poor pat

[nandmCURRENTdp]

When pat fell i shit myself laughing hahahahahahahahaha

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

amirs a badass bully

[kenzandsarahh123]

10 ppl like reading....

[YoussefFishere]

0:30 Jake hides his smile.

[56529877]

this is the las one! promise

[virgo18187]

amir said he only has one account and this is NOT it.

[212121h]

amir's move was bad ass!

[bullet4mehvalentine]

I love the sound of paper ripping so I played that part like 6 times... Also I feel bad for Pat |:

[vinnyproducctions]

1:06 he almost fell

[EvilApple567]

I laughed more at 1:10 than any time EVER in J&A history!!

[BonreoCat]

Hey mom,It's Pat,your son.You were right about the books,they just wanted to rip up.

Notice how Pat needs to remind his mother that he's her son XD

[samuelfaro]

10 people missed the like button

[ChilldudeVS]

Which book, dammit?

[annonroi]

omg i feel so bad for pat but amir PWNED him at the end xD :( xD

[PowerSuitNinja]

amir just powned pat with the trip and headshot

[alexmannen91]

man i love those guys <3

[mike10709]

Hahaha! ending where Amir trips him is the best! xD

[tjpvc123]

0:29 jake is laughing AHHAHAAHA so funny

[gladrial89]

Should've been reading Fahrenheit 491. >.>

[bullet4mehvalentine]

@gladrial89 Tis 451. I always say 452 though so you're not alone on the number messing up.

[PandahsRaweshum12]

LOL AT THE END WHEN AMIR THREW THE BOOK AT PAT WHEN HE WAS ON THE FLOOR :D

[gorillazfreak1]

Pat should be careful. I know for a fact Jake can take him down.

[saufi0601]

Amir is such a bad ass

[Shadowin77]

I actually laughed sooo hard at this one. Usually i kinda just chuckle.. but this one was fuckin hilarious!! XD

[hotpink910]

0:30 jake is laughing! but he's trying to hide it lol.

[toch16]

what's ne name of the book pat said he's reading?

[53prime]

Ahahaha that was fuckin hilarious :)

[trucolorz33x]

aww he called pat a worthless nerd :(

[MadJack122]

jake there's no pictures, it's all text XD

[canderson2750]

oh my god amir is so hilarious

[zuck1990]

WTF!?????? MOTHER FUCKIN' AMIR!!! DOUCHE BAG!!!!

[Kliu124578]

Why are none of these episodes on CH?

[TheTaco200]

:( pat