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  • "Pull my finger." I swear I thought you were gonna fart

  • This is actyually funny and TRUE!! Haha!

  • LMBO!! I love how he goes to hide back in the bush @ 2:35

  • Haha the other guy is AKAMAZING!!!

  • @californianights for real??? i just thought he looked like akaamzing no?

  • Show her a picture of you in the morning and that should break the deal. :D

  • @OFFENDOR -.- trust me. that dont work on every one dumb ass.

  • hahahha wtfz with the ending

  • lol @ no means no

    hahahahahahhaha

  • just wear to many black clothes and have special interests like manga,video games or gothic interests or be a creep

  • @kjonnen guys r soo good at being creeps u know? its like in there nature. video games?! every guy lies video games -.- its normal.. an manga.. welll my friends is all asian so im kinda used to manga being there only reading material..

  • Kool Vid Man! :D

  • Hahah! Thumbs Up!

    N Check Out My Video :Sadistic Suicide"

    (May Contain Blood Viewer Discretion Advised)

  • first of all who would want to

  • i find twitching scares away women

  • You just her woman juice anf you know it lol.

  • Megan fox is a made up star same as YouTool stars. You and people like you are just boring. If you had any kind of knowledge and speak like u realy know somthing but no, as much as u can do is go on wiki to talk about things u dont understand.

    U are another dumb american kid. YouTool GO FxxK YOURSELF

  • Dont brush your teeth for a month. That vill do it.

  • How to get rid of a beautiful woman #1 ~ Make her star in a stupid youtube with your stupid friends.

  • LMFAO im a girl and that is 1000% how you do it :)

  • Just show her an xbox 

  • "you just want my man juice" ROFL.

  • seriously stupid

  • 1. Wear brown. 2. Wear bad shoes. 3. Don't use a fresh, clean handkerchief when you need it. 4. Be unemployed. 5. Wear jeans during the evening -- they are ok if you have a physical job during the day but never appropriate after around 6 pm. 6. Don't date Dutch -- a good female respects Dutch dating and trading off on expenses. If you pay all the time she feels bought off. 7. Need a haircut. 8. Wear t-shirts with printing on them.

  • dumb

  • Damn!! the first girls really hot ;)

  • a show of poor personal hygiene is the  best way

  • How do you delete Videos?

  • LMAO- "no means no!" LOL :P

  • "If it looks Gay and sounds Gay then U must be Gay as hell,Dudes "...no wonder them Chicks ran away from U two Retards.

  • LOLOLOL

  • if that bitch was a real ryde or die bitch, she would have pulled your finger...

    she just wasn't that into you.

  • @xWAFFLESLAYERx dude haha, that was a land line home phone, not a cell phone, you made yourself look so lame!!

  • @xWAFFLESLAYERx  it's not a cell phone, dumbass. it's called a land line or home phone. yes, some people (although i don't know why) still use them.

  • Don`t censor words ... come on people ! This is how freedom ends step by step. It`s FUCKING YOUTUBE !

  • What the hell is a *ding honk quack*? You're seriously gonna cut out cuss words? Douché isn't even a cuss word! It's not like kids don't swear like crazy when their parents aren't around. I sure as hell did. Also, what kid is stupid enough to put their actual age on something like YouTube? It's completely useless to restrict your own videos.

  • Hey, is this Kumar from "Harold and Kumar"? I see Kumar, but I don't see Harold; I see some Arab, Indian, or Latino with him.

    Kumar's doing his best to scare some Latina or Indian girl away, with the help of some brother.

  • Wow, Haha. :)

  • @xWAFFLESLAYERx isn't he an arab...???

  • @xWAFFLESLAYERx Hahaha....That's his BAT PHONE DUDE..

  • lol awesome!!

  • Just the fact that you things are N*g***s and Sand N*g***s should be enough to scare them.A woman wants a good White man that can provide love security and awesome sex!

  • @walleyrt69 k first of all stop being racist. seriously whats wrong with u? and second of all that black guys dick is definitely bigger than urs and he gets way more girls than u XD

  • @walleyrt69 lol, a woman want's a white lol, that's funny. not even white women want white guys, i know some dumb white bitches that say they don't do whites.

  • Unfortunatly my pickup line "wanna see whats in my pants?" doesn't work too well. It works occasionally on my current girlfriend but fails miserably with strangers.

  • LMAO 1:23 !!!

  • haha you two are funny!

  • wait.......why the hell am I watching this?

  • How to scare away women: Be Me.

  • Just call me. Trust me I can scare away anyone of any sex.

  • i converted to Scientology ...lol his face

  • i would sing the national anthem like at least 4 times for that little hottie.

  • @xWAFFLESLAYERx awkward since where in the 21st century..

  • @xWAFFLESLAYERx That's "vintage" I guess haha :)

  • just show them a messy kitchen

  • @gpgpgp13322 no burn a pair of 100 shoes in front of her

  • lmao

  • >implying anyone needs to know how to scare away the wimminz.

    Although, how to scare one away AND not get a sexual assault case... now that requires a bit of refinement.

  • Thumbs up if you wanted to see the tatoo....

  • Can you lactate? - epic.

  • shout I'd sing her national anthem

    oh fair n bueitiful one

    lying there before I ...

    yeah I better stop there :P

  • At 0:47, it sounded like he said "how to scare a white woman." Silly me. xD

  • "Embarrass Her"

  • ahahaha horrible british accent, great vid tho aahah laughed at the man juice and women juice part XD

  • lol it looked like you and the girl wanted to laugh the whole time!!!

  • LOL

    

  • That was so funny. I'd pull your finger (but only once) if you promised to make more vids.

  • haha this just made my day. thank you.

    subscribed.

  • @xWAFFLESLAYERx your a spoiled twat

  • but anyway  dont try to scare them :D police is always around :D

  • pull my finger :D  lol

  • lol very funny :D

  • I'm a reasonably attractive woman. And yes, these things would work. Especially the second one.

  • Answer: Public masturbation, never fails.

  • @BubbaGump332 ewww you would actually do that?

  • @BubbaGump332 lmao you're awesome. lol too true. like in church for example lol

  • Lol, trust me it doesn't take much for a guy to scare a woman off.

  • Ahahahaha, as always, freakin hilarious Bilal! Actually, this one was better than usual! AWESOME!

  • lol...no offence bu the girl can't act

  • should of floated the idea of a threesome..any outcome would have been in your favor!

  • Funny stuff. I'm subscribing!

  • thanks for uploading, made me smile ;D

  • best video in a while. they had gone downhill a little

  • she makes me sing her national anthem before we get it on??? ROFL!!

  • 8 people couldn't get rid of their girlfriend.

  • @xWAFFLESLAYERx it's a house line.

  • Women juice!!!

  • what it so damn hard to get the girl to do the last 2 scenes???

  • Lol, If u click the link, then THIS video will be Part 2 xD

  • who would want to scare away that women in the video?

  • 1:22 My penis :3

  • Nice to see you posting again :)

  • LOL!! just tell her yo bitch fuck off lol

  • as usual a piece of crap vid... LOL just kiddin excellent job funny as always, keep it up!

  • ray romano

  • Hahahahahah

  • @xWAFFLESLAYERx cut me some slack guy haha it's a prop phone...I don't use that shit on the regular lol

  • hhahahahaha very funny

  • As long as she good in bed i dont care what she does

  • ahhahahaha man juice

  • LOL!

    

  • why are the ratings disabled?

  • LOLLLL

  • small park

  • lmao!! hahahah

  • would have been funnier if you were teaching how to get girls, then using bad tactics. this was just not funny at all

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  • Omg Bilal YOU CREEP! xD Good video

  • @xWAFFLESLAYERx Maybe his face is just small

  • you creepy hindus already do a good job of scaring away women

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  • @hanifanifa thats right remove your dumb ass comment fuckin idiot

  • lmaoo no means no

  • 1:00 The guy in the red cap's nose is enough to scare away anything...And that huge zit isn't doing him any favors.

  • LOL

    THE GUY IN THE RED HAT LOOKS LIKE JUS REIGN

    !!

  • LOL, I would glady pull your finger. 

  • Bilal, dont shower god dammit, works every time

  • Pshh i woulda pulled dat fingure

  • I feel sad for d chick lol

  • @SinclairDelux noi. I'm gay.

  • how to scary them away? I just keep up the truth - I'm gay! :)

  • LOL this is fucking jokes... good work Bilal!

  • lol nice one.

  • @xWAFFLESLAYERx LOL! i just noticed that hahah I'll ask him

  • LMAO thats not far from my house

  • How do you scare off a guy?

  • @xfreenx make them watch an episode of fraiser

  • Yoooo that guy in the red hat is from UTM !!

  • markham up in this

  • funny shit :)

  • Hahahahahahaha

  • RAPE!! LMAOOO

  • Pull My Finger, what's so hard? :|

  • Soooo funny!!! U guys are too clever!

  • finally an appropriately titled video lol... this will definitely work

  • Inspired by Smosh?

  • LOL this was amazing!

    you used my name ;)

  • ahhah RAPE

  • hahah...

  • lol that's pretty funny.

  • NO MEANS NOOO. dude that was halarious , and made my day.

  • like I need instructions on this

  • habib

  • I just go by the "Be yourself" rule ;)

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