@kjonnen guys r soo good at being creeps u know? its like in there nature. video games?! every guy lies video games -.- its normal.. an manga.. welll my friends is all asian so im kinda used to manga being there only reading material..
DON`T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON`T STOP. THIS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY
Megan fox is a made up star same as YouTool stars. You and people like you are just boring. If you had any kind of knowledge and speak like u realy know somthing but no, as much as u can do is go on wiki to talk about things u dont understand.
U are another dumb american kid. YouTool GO FxxK YOURSELF
1. Wear brown. 2. Wear bad shoes. 3. Don't use a fresh, clean handkerchief when you need it. 4. Be unemployed. 5. Wear jeans during the evening -- they are ok if you have a physical job during the day but never appropriate after around 6 pm. 6. Don't date Dutch -- a good female respects Dutch dating and trading off on expenses. If you pay all the time she feels bought off. 7. Need a haircut. 8. Wear t-shirts with printing on them.
What the hell is a *ding honk quack*? You're seriously gonna cut out cuss words? Douché isn't even a cuss word! It's not like kids don't swear like crazy when their parents aren't around. I sure as hell did. Also, what kid is stupid enough to put their actual age on something like YouTube? It's completely useless to restrict your own videos.
Just the fact that you things are N*g***s and Sand N*g***s should be enough to scare them.A woman wants a good White man that can provide love security and awesome sex!
@walleyrt69 k first of all stop being racist. seriously whats wrong with u? and second of all that black guys dick is definitely bigger than urs and he gets way more girls than u XD
@walleyrt69 lol, a woman want's a white lol, that's funny. not even white women want white guys, i know some dumb white bitches that say they don't do whites.
Unfortunatly my pickup line "wanna see whats in my pants?" doesn't work too well. It works occasionally on my current girlfriend but fails miserably with strangers.
"Pull my finger." I swear I thought you were gonna fart
waleedsajjadkhan14 2 months ago
This is actyually funny and TRUE!! Haha!
prettylissa10 5 months ago
LMBO!! I love how he goes to hide back in the bush @ 2:35
aYraBqwEen 6 months ago
Haha the other guy is AKAMAZING!!!
californianights 6 months ago
@californianights for real??? i just thought he looked like akaamzing no?
OMGitsmee92 6 months ago
Show her a picture of you in the morning and that should break the deal. :D
elizabethsiddique 7 months ago
@OFFENDOR -.- trust me. that dont work on every one dumb ass.
blackdawn88655 7 months ago
hahahha wtfz with the ending
hbktminc 7 months ago
lol @ no means no
hahahahahahhaha
xLivexxLaughx 7 months ago
just wear to many black clothes and have special interests like manga,video games or gothic interests or be a creep
kjonnen 7 months ago
@kjonnen guys r soo good at being creeps u know? its like in there nature. video games?! every guy lies video games -.- its normal.. an manga.. welll my friends is all asian so im kinda used to manga being there only reading material..
blackdawn88655 7 months ago
Kool Vid Man! :D
JavonIsUnique 7 months ago
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JavonIsUnique 7 months ago
first of all who would want to
officialmw2king 7 months ago
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DON`T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON`T STOP. THIS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY
helenaandcatstigshow 8 months ago
i find twitching scares away women
Liam2621 8 months ago
You just her woman juice anf you know it lol.
tuchesuavae 8 months ago
Megan fox is a made up star same as YouTool stars. You and people like you are just boring. If you had any kind of knowledge and speak like u realy know somthing but no, as much as u can do is go on wiki to talk about things u dont understand.
U are another dumb american kid. YouTool GO FxxK YOURSELF
syfylis 8 months ago
Dont brush your teeth for a month. That vill do it.
Mjolbaggar 8 months ago
How to get rid of a beautiful woman #1 ~ Make her star in a stupid youtube with your stupid friends.
LefticusRighticus 8 months ago
LMFAO im a girl and that is 1000% how you do it :)
Emmm253 8 months ago
Just show her an xbox
ETALofficial 8 months ago
"you just want my man juice" ROFL.
can4can4can44 8 months ago
seriously stupid
awaaade007 8 months ago
1. Wear brown. 2. Wear bad shoes. 3. Don't use a fresh, clean handkerchief when you need it. 4. Be unemployed. 5. Wear jeans during the evening -- they are ok if you have a physical job during the day but never appropriate after around 6 pm. 6. Don't date Dutch -- a good female respects Dutch dating and trading off on expenses. If you pay all the time she feels bought off. 7. Need a haircut. 8. Wear t-shirts with printing on them.
slobomotion 8 months ago
dumb
thehayamind 8 months ago
Damn!! the first girls really hot ;)
punjabijatt987 8 months ago
a show of poor personal hygiene is the best way
REESE173 8 months ago
How do you delete Videos?
MsTaylorAnne13 8 months ago
LMAO- "no means no!" LOL :P
theloveablebuble 8 months ago
"If it looks Gay and sounds Gay then U must be Gay as hell,Dudes "...no wonder them Chicks ran away from U two Retards.
iraesemo 8 months ago
LOLOLOL
xXsahar92Xx 8 months ago
if that bitch was a real ryde or die bitch, she would have pulled your finger...
she just wasn't that into you.
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donhonki1 8 months ago
@xWAFFLESLAYERx dude haha, that was a land line home phone, not a cell phone, you made yourself look so lame!!
Highlanderslover 8 months ago
@xWAFFLESLAYERx it's not a cell phone, dumbass. it's called a land line or home phone. yes, some people (although i don't know why) still use them.
theALMOSTaken 8 months ago
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Why was she talking on her mobile phone in the middle of the bush
ChillyJiggly 9 months ago
Don`t censor words ... come on people ! This is how freedom ends step by step. It`s FUCKING YOUTUBE !
MrSatanochio 9 months ago
What the hell is a *ding honk quack*? You're seriously gonna cut out cuss words? Douché isn't even a cuss word! It's not like kids don't swear like crazy when their parents aren't around. I sure as hell did. Also, what kid is stupid enough to put their actual age on something like YouTube? It's completely useless to restrict your own videos.
YomamasGaming 9 months ago
Hey, is this Kumar from "Harold and Kumar"? I see Kumar, but I don't see Harold; I see some Arab, Indian, or Latino with him.
Kumar's doing his best to scare some Latina or Indian girl away, with the help of some brother.
dafranx 9 months ago
Wow, Haha. :)
TheKorrea1000 9 months ago
@xWAFFLESLAYERx isn't he an arab...???
gaddes01 9 months ago
@xWAFFLESLAYERx Hahaha....That's his BAT PHONE DUDE..
karmakomodia 9 months ago
lol awesome!!
CHOHAN67 9 months ago
Just the fact that you things are N*g***s and Sand N*g***s should be enough to scare them.A woman wants a good White man that can provide love security and awesome sex!
walleyrt69 9 months ago
@walleyrt69 k first of all stop being racist. seriously whats wrong with u? and second of all that black guys dick is definitely bigger than urs and he gets way more girls than u XD
smileyduude 9 months ago
@walleyrt69 lol, a woman want's a white lol, that's funny. not even white women want white guys, i know some dumb white bitches that say they don't do whites.
gaddes01 9 months ago
Unfortunatly my pickup line "wanna see whats in my pants?" doesn't work too well. It works occasionally on my current girlfriend but fails miserably with strangers.
darrylsh 9 months ago
LMAO 1:23 !!!
JAYSTARXXVll 9 months ago
haha you two are funny!
QuishaPH 9 months ago
wait.......why the hell am I watching this?
end1234567 9 months ago
How to scare away women: Be Me.
nightmathzombieethan 9 months ago
Just call me. Trust me I can scare away anyone of any sex.
L3gacyJace 9 months ago
i converted to Scientology ...lol his face
gamer5122 9 months ago
i would sing the national anthem like at least 4 times for that little hottie.
RockMonster1000 9 months ago
@xWAFFLESLAYERx awkward since where in the 21st century..
xoxobrunette1 9 months ago
@xWAFFLESLAYERx That's "vintage" I guess haha :)
angerock49 9 months ago
just show them a messy kitchen
gpgpgp13322 9 months ago 23
@gpgpgp13322 no burn a pair of 100 shoes in front of her
MrDip02 7 months ago
lmao
sweetsophia96 9 months ago
>implying anyone needs to know how to scare away the wimminz.
Although, how to scare one away AND not get a sexual assault case... now that requires a bit of refinement.
BlueBerryWizard 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you wanted to see the tatoo....
TheMechengr 9 months ago
Can you lactate? - epic.
TheMechengr 9 months ago
shout I'd sing her national anthem
oh fair n bueitiful one
lying there before I ...
yeah I better stop there :P
Curas1 9 months ago 9
At 0:47, it sounded like he said "how to scare a white woman." Silly me. xD
reegeena 9 months ago
"Embarrass Her"
THE16THPHANTOM 9 months ago
ahahaha horrible british accent, great vid tho aahah laughed at the man juice and women juice part XD
harjinder14 9 months ago
lol it looked like you and the girl wanted to laugh the whole time!!!
JussIce47 9 months ago
LOL
amjPeace 9 months ago
That was so funny. I'd pull your finger (but only once) if you promised to make more vids.
twillick 9 months ago
haha this just made my day. thank you.
subscribed.
ebelle543 9 months ago
@xWAFFLESLAYERx your a spoiled twat
ultravish 9 months ago
but anyway dont try to scare them :D police is always around :D
icecubes2010amr 9 months ago
pull my finger :D lol
icecubes2010amr 9 months ago
lol very funny :D
icecubes2010amr 9 months ago
I'm a reasonably attractive woman. And yes, these things would work. Especially the second one.
YourDarkAccomplice 9 months ago
Answer: Public masturbation, never fails.
BubbaGump332 9 months ago
@BubbaGump332 ewww you would actually do that?
truegirl2 9 months ago
@BubbaGump332 lmao you're awesome. lol too true. like in church for example lol
nitamike 9 months ago
Lol, trust me it doesn't take much for a guy to scare a woman off.
Nanceify 9 months ago
Ahahahaha, as always, freakin hilarious Bilal! Actually, this one was better than usual! AWESOME!
FMoradipour 9 months ago
lol...no offence bu the girl can't act
N0Jok3 9 months ago
should of floated the idea of a threesome..any outcome would have been in your favor!
colmonhs 9 months ago
Funny stuff. I'm subscribing!
sweetnspicyayisha 9 months ago
thanks for uploading, made me smile ;D
adeel3000 9 months ago
best video in a while. they had gone downhill a little
TheYusufPatel 9 months ago
she makes me sing her national anthem before we get it on??? ROFL!!
und3rgr0undfr34k 9 months ago
8 people couldn't get rid of their girlfriend.
royraaijmakers 9 months ago
@xWAFFLESLAYERx it's a house line.
PhoenixFlammeus 9 months ago
Women juice!!!
mlog24 9 months ago
what it so damn hard to get the girl to do the last 2 scenes???
Yorsefener 9 months ago
Lol, If u click the link, then THIS video will be Part 2 xD
o1brown 9 months ago
who would want to scare away that women in the video?
Iamorton 9 months ago
1:22 My penis :3
MikkelKuckelhahn 9 months ago
Nice to see you posting again :)
MikkelKuckelhahn 9 months ago
LOL!! just tell her yo bitch fuck off lol
ImLegend932 9 months ago
as usual a piece of crap vid... LOL just kiddin excellent job funny as always, keep it up!
JerFish12 9 months ago
ray romano
reesee02 9 months ago
Hahahahahah
xxxcoolboyxxx 9 months ago
@xWAFFLESLAYERx cut me some slack guy haha it's a prop phone...I don't use that shit on the regular lol
Tactix87 9 months ago
hhahahahaha very funny
ShAnDo0o5a 9 months ago
As long as she good in bed i dont care what she does
Simatary 9 months ago
ahhahahaha man juice
chris2thek 9 months ago
LOL!
akib89 9 months ago
why are the ratings disabled?
Holyjewbag 9 months ago
LOLLLL
imfamousbumcrack 9 months ago
small park
desithug13 9 months ago
lmao!! hahahah
raniasheikh1 9 months ago
would have been funnier if you were teaching how to get girls, then using bad tactics. this was just not funny at all
nida99 9 months ago
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fezzy101 9 months ago
Omg Bilal YOU CREEP! xD Good video
AceHalford 9 months ago
@xWAFFLESLAYERx Maybe his face is just small
Mannproductions57 9 months ago
you creepy hindus already do a good job of scaring away women
boardingpass04 9 months ago
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hanifanifa 9 months ago
@hanifanifa thats right remove your dumb ass comment fuckin idiot
boardingpass04 9 months ago
lmaoo no means no
theIstack 9 months ago
1:00 The guy in the red cap's nose is enough to scare away anything...And that huge zit isn't doing him any favors.
wiibot15 9 months ago
LOL
THE GUY IN THE RED HAT LOOKS LIKE JUS REIGN
!!
spy56 9 months ago
LOL, I would glady pull your finger.
BrokenTHGurl08 9 months ago
Bilal, dont shower god dammit, works every time
sajidbaten 9 months ago
Pshh i woulda pulled dat fingure
zobia 9 months ago
I feel sad for d chick lol
izpunisher 9 months ago
@SinclairDelux noi. I'm gay.
shairaptor 9 months ago
how to scary them away? I just keep up the truth - I'm gay! :)
shairaptor 9 months ago
LOL this is fucking jokes... good work Bilal!
luxenzo 9 months ago
lol nice one.
xWAFFLESLAYERx 9 months ago
@xWAFFLESLAYERx LOL! i just noticed that hahah I'll ask him
BilalHabibTV 9 months ago 15
LMAO thats not far from my house
ShakSterTV 9 months ago
How do you scare off a guy?
xfreenx 9 months ago
@xfreenx make them watch an episode of fraiser
aznmafia77 9 months ago 2
Yoooo that guy in the red hat is from UTM !!
xfreenx 9 months ago
markham up in this
zabppl 9 months ago
funny shit :)
bddblade 9 months ago
Hahahahahahaha
ArmenianLegion 9 months ago
RAPE!! LMAOOO
kannu1994 9 months ago
Pull My Finger, what's so hard? :|
kannu1994 9 months ago
Soooo funny!!! U guys are too clever!
longliveislam94 9 months ago
finally an appropriately titled video lol... this will definitely work
zmhk786 9 months ago
Inspired by Smosh?
weedster999 9 months ago
LOL this was amazing!
you used my name ;)
Saluff 9 months ago
ahhah RAPE
BlGGlE 9 months ago
hahah...
Meeragurl10 9 months ago
lol that's pretty funny.
hanifanifa 9 months ago
NO MEANS NOOO. dude that was halarious , and made my day.
DaredDevil2142 9 months ago
like I need instructions on this
vlonp 9 months ago
habib
EnvelTheTrader 9 months ago
I just go by the "Be yourself" rule ;)
TasteMyVideos 9 months ago