John Caparulo - Customer Service

[repelghosts]

thank-you john you lifted me up today...Gemma

[HolyVegeta]

49 people are lost in the world of make-believe. 

[azimiut]

Best line ever. Ill stab you!. and those complaining about gay. shut up. no one cares! go away. WTF does that have to do with this.

[beauty2012ish]

he is so cute....

[Dragonett1823]

ahhh i love the fights that occur here!! oh geeze

[hmrkkr]

Great, you're gay. No one of any importance gives a shit but you. You are fully entitled to your opinions and special little feelings but if you expect the rest of the world to be sensitive because you happen to be gay, black, mormon, retarded, left handed, whatever, you're in for a rude awakening. I totally agree that homophobia is not ok, as would most people who realize that they aren't better or worse than other people but just different, but over-thinking something like this is ridiculous.

[Apples0716]

@MrLuvmuff  How am I supposed to know if I like something or not if I don't watch it?... yeah, let's try and make some sense please. thank you.

[Apples0716]

@MrLuvmuff I'm entitled to my opinion and how I feel; you really don't need to comment on it. I didn't find it funny and that's all. AND like I said, homophobia is not okay and it's not funny to people who deal with it on a daily basis.

[Apples0716]

I liked it until the gay comment. homophobia is not the business

[keepinlow]

Huh. I thought I was gay because I liked cock not because I liked books. Learned something new about myself today.

[DylanRobbinsTV]

i will stab you XD

[all4one5955]

47 people worked at customer service and got stabed =D(xD)

[keil9898]

This whole hour special is pretty much nonstop funny. The bit about cutting grass at a golf course, the bit about watching political debates. The guy is good

[squeezer12]

of fuckin coursemy tv is plugged in you fucktard! what kind of shovelhead nut sniffer would ask a dumb question like that??? Customer service people....

[Kidija]

"Is your TV plugged in? I'll stab you!"

[jumpthenoob]

he's so underrated

[LcplHabon]

42 people read books and become gay. LOL

[zachtjulian]

@LcplHabon They probably don't have cable either haha

[LcplHabon]

@zachtjulian LMFAO

[SuicidalPanda11445]

" Like they ask dumb questions like its your fault is your tv plugged in i will stab you!" Laughed so hard ^^

[JackPlatt]

I laugh so hard at Cap's humor that it brings tears to my eyes!!!! This is one of the funniest comics of all time!!!! (LOVE HIS MEET CAP DVD!!!!!!)

[MissKMKarma]

funny as hell ! how can you dislike cappy ? are you nuts ?

one of the funniest frickin men on the planet !

[MissKMKarma]

funny as hell ! how can you dislike cappy ? are you nuts ?

[marshalljimduncan]

Who the fuck unplugs the TV?

[notreallyhere1022]

Very funny. I like when Gaffigan does this bit too

[maxaslagolis]

cant have a tv on a plane dumass...(unless you first class but the movies sucks balls any way)

[MXKirby89]

funniest guy on earth



[doomedangel90]

"We can come on Monday between 10AM and.....Thursday"

[katie2ish]

haha he's funnnnnnyyyy :-) x <3 x

[captainkylehicks]

Well we can't come out tonight hehehe. That was awesome

[tach409]

@z06forme they probably like to read books.....lol

[SWINEFLU1993]

oh my fuckin god i finaly found this dude i have ben looking all over for this guy YES!!!!

[stone412]

This guy's voice would be perfect for birth control. It's like Bobby Hill's fat ass whining about why Lueanne won't touch him in inappropriate places.

[littleitchy]

I listen to him all the time on XM Radio but never saw him till now,the voice don't match the face. But hes funny as hell!!!!!

[warman31]

31 people sit under a tree and get lost in a world of make belief and turn gay.

[sparrowgirl84]

@warman31 lmbo

[TheReturningShadow]

Every word he spoke was the total truth! That's why they say: truth is funnier than fiction. Gotta love this guy.

[MichaelHansenFUN]

yes yes

[OhDangitsAng225]

he's like the size of a child with a man's voiceXD

He's funnnny tooo

[magicmatt31]

His timeing is so good i love it.

[thecaseys2003]

HE IS AWESOME!!!!

[bipaholic]

he is so awesome!!

[tjeerdypol]

i think he is genius, stupid people are funny, being smart and acting stupid is harder than you think (unless he really is a dumb ass, shame he doesnt have much material though...

[duplitoaejr]

I don't think he is a redneck even with the Southern accent. He does live in L.A. and came from Ohio. For example, just because you're white and can speak english doesn't necessarily mean that you're American.

[taflanigan]

southern accent? he's from cleveland!

[xMsAleshax]

He makes my sides hurt! XD

[djeter930]

love him

[QBez1]

Im guesing the 23 assholes who dislike this dude, did it only cuz of his southern accent.....shows you how fucking stupid human beings are

[wendighoul]

@QBez1Isn't it even possible they dislike him because of the typical redneck "if you can read that means you're gay" attitude? Just possibly?

[QBez1]

@wendighoul Well dude its an act, comedians are suppose to come off shallow, or dumb, or some kind of unique. he must not be that dumb he's a name out there for a good reason. he's forming decent sentences hahah must not be that stereotypical i live in the south trust me he talks better then the ones i know

[wendighoul]

@QBez1 Fair enough, i actually found it kind of amusing, in a non-serious way. I was just suggesting that some may have been offended by his seeming anti-intellectualism.

[jontejay]

@wendighoul dude its YOUTUBE, u dont hav 2 try n some like ur smart all the time. i bet u dropped outta college sophmore year :)

[n00bey]

how much you wanna bet that redneck can't read.

[29BrAaAaAaPeR29]

@n00bey how much you wanna bet he makes more money than you.....

[pyogenic]

lois i've decided: im gonna become a redneck

[hartless2011]

never seen this guy....ever....freaking funnier then any one i have seen!!! =]

[whattf73]

it's bobby hill all grown up.

[XSasuken22X]

@whattf73 AGREED!

[otchacha]

he's adorable

[coolmint191]

books fucking suck

[Konatablob]

didnt he say the same exact thing in comedy central presents? :L Kinda lame, but hes still funny :3

[JordanHKY2]

@Konatablob comedians dont have unlimited acts... i saw jeff dunham once, he did achmed the same as the video on youtube... just saying

[XilianX2010]

I LOVE READING, BOOKS ARE ALWAYS BETTER, HE'S IS FUNNY, BUT ALSO A DUMBASS!!

[jetfreak4]

@XilianX2010 He's also right. 

[XilianX2010]

@jetfreak4 not really, but books are better than movies, always...

[royboy361]

I listen to him all the time on XM. I thought he was some middle aged skinny guy.

Surprise on me.

[davetrombone1]

@royboy361 same exact thing with me

[xXxTRYAGAINxXx]

@royboy361 i thought the exact same thing xD haha

[skillzgone2waste]

Lol



[SkyFoxCode]

haha the part about becoming gay was hilarious and unexpected

[nintendomaster9793]

"Is your TV pugged in" "I will stab you"

[mullen711]

John caparulo is my 3rd favorite

[mrflipside519]

@mullen711 whose the first and second

[mullen711]

@mrflipside519

1. George Carlin... R.I.P.

2. Jim Breuer

3. John Caparulo

4. Bill Burr

[tptbird]

I love this guy, one of my favorite comedians..But 1 problem..He always does the same stories, this is the 3rd time I have seen this one on different specials.

[FarmerJacker]

I like to read

[nittanylions21]

that laugh after "weeeeell we can't come out tonight gets me every time!

:D hilarious dude!

[SlashDeSlasher]

I love this dude when i first saw his show i thanked god a commercial came cuz i was laughing so hard my chest was hurting like a bitch! xD true story

[hockeyyismylife]

soooooo funnyyy.

[navy4454]

best comedy ever!!!!!

[Wigbyman]

its not freash he's like a younger Larry the cable guy

[xShawnutsx]

"Like I'm gonna go read something I can watch in two hours and get done. oh yeah Let me find a book and sit under a tree and get lost in the world of make believe and become gay. yeah that's great let me do that instead" Lmfao! By far my favorite comedian ever.

[badbillw]

he's on tour. they do the same material (they may change the act a little here and there with some improv) until they write more stuff for another tour. all comedians do that. it's just noticeable now because of the internet.

[texasranger26]

haha, just heard this guy on Comedy Central tonight for the first time!! he is fukkin hilarious!

[grovePS3]

lol same here.

[Weaponmaker100]

yeah i think i saw that too

[TheInnerSanctuary]

"We can come out on Monday b'tween 10AM and... Thursday!"

Lol. Been there.

[elfofdeath1]

@TheInnerSanctuary i dont get that joke:S can anybody explain it?

[TheInnerSanctuary]

@elfofdeath1 - Because it seems to always take FOREVER for the cable guy to get to your house.

[MrDeeDew]

Fucking Awesome!!!

[jeffreycllns28]

Hilarious, one of the best out there.

[Wpcards73]

i love cap first heard him on serious radio lol then started lookinbg for him at comedy clubs in la and finally found him at one and went lol so fuckin funny

[solidsnake784]

Cap is the freakin man! Love his view of the world! The funniest to come around in long time. I have not laughed this hard since Carlin....To the people who say he is no good..At least he does not do stupid impressions or whip out a guitar and sing stupid songs when he runs out of jokes!

[Sleepy199024]

but he does reuse alot of his jokes in different acts. i watched about four different videos where he used the same swam joke, customer service joke, and cable joke. He is funny but needs a constant stream of new material to stay in the game.

[FOXTROT12344]

i agree with you

[NathanCharles7]

Sit under a tree and get lost in a world of make belief and turn gay lol. Cap is fucking Hilarious

[Jarrelotho]

Cap is great!!! kirlinks you must me a Gallagher fan!!

[playajared]

probably.

[blackburnheart]

:D so, reading makes you gay? ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!!

[kirlinks]

sucks

[choad45]

you're an idiot

[kirlinks]

@choad45 No, this guy just sucks. Lame, obvious and just too simple jokes. No personality. No charisma. In other words: sucks.

[PuRpHeKsHuN]

@kirlinks no, he's great and hilarious. Original, and i prefer him over people who do stupid, unoriginal impersonations.

[kirlinks]

Yeah good point, i got carried away anyways, sorry bout that. Didn't mean to sound as mean as i did. Just my opinion.

True, he's just the type that i don't prefer when it comes to comedy.

Happy new year to all! :D

[choad45]

he's got no personality, that's why he's famous. You're really onto something.

[choad45]

that was sarcastic, of course he is good!

[musicluver099]

welllllllllll we can't come out tonight we can gcome out between monday at 10 am and thrusday

[347qwerty]

"Then they ask me stupid questions like, 'Is your TV plugged in?' - I will fucking stab you!"

I LOVE that quote!

[rackitycoon]

@347qwerty I worked customer service for Dish Network. You'd be amazed how many times the problem is that the box isn't turned on.

[DW1243]

yea i'd like to see em make fun of him too writertrump but they r afraid ppl will consider them racist

[DeanMLFlame]

wow...that proves that most people don't know how to take a damn joke....

[writertrump]

my main problem is WHEN are stand ups going to make fun of obama, all I see is cocksucking for obama by these comics! make fun of him PLEASE!

[emmayarde]

tracy morgan did it... and people got up and walked out of the place

[writertrump]

sohws they are one sided, so many bush jokes and no one runs out, yet say anything about obama and they leave?

FUCK THOSE PEOPLE

[xploaded]

Chris Rock has made fun of Obama. Is just that his new material has not been available other then when you go see his shows.

[writertrump]

good to know

[poyweson]

lol my fav comedian............. i also like dov davidoff but hes not that big

[EpicFailureVG]

So fucking funny

[JohnForce01]

John Caparulo is freaking Hilarius

His style is fresh and a welcome "new" to the comedy world!

[DetroitRedWings80]

He sounds like he should be in King Of The Hill

[BronxBeauty22]

lol

[angus7021]

@DetroitRedWings80

All red necks sound like they should. He's still funny but my gosh he's so red neck.

[Pooper6537]

@DetroitRedWings80 He always wears a king of the hill shirt too. ahahah i love this guy.

[p00psnack]

@Pooper6537 I LIKE UR NAME MINES p00psnack

[PunkValenzuela]

haha he looks like bobby

[xxskattmanxx]

@DetroitRedWings80 if he was on King of The Hill, i would watch that show more often

[forbiddenevil1]

@DetroitRedWings80 if beavis ever grows up he will be this dude

[RosesofWillows]

@DetroitRedWings80 And he kind of looks like Bobby, only older. x)

[Goratory666]

@JohnForce01 new? hes been around forever?

[calibre70]

you know whos not funny? Michael yo

[kingbeast89]

their isnt really a suckish comedian just different styles

[sparky2192]

more like he likes it in the ass.

[arthurxanimal]

holy shit. that statement is WAY beyond my mental capacity. please explain.

[xXfainarufantajiXx]

okay, but make it quick...

[suzukiman8408]

really, you could think of a better comparison then that? a bowl? seriously?

[nachoman700]

HOW ABOUT A PLATE, OR A NOT BOWL

[JadeWeapon]

my thoughts exactly, lol, dane isn't really very funny at all, he's just active, lol

[nachoman700]

Dane Cook is funny but if he was not a comedian John Caparulo would be the funniest comedian

[BenGriffinComedy]

dane cook sucks

[nachoman700]

yah ur right...i like chicken

[Sk8erkid34]

john caparulo IS the best comedian

[BigTuna2413]

dane cook is fuckin hilarious idk why so many people hate dane cook! so what he makes fun of people every comedian does!!

[BenGriffinComedy]

it's not that he makes fun of people, that's fine. i do stand-up and i make fun of people in my act, too. i think that he hasn't done anything original since his first CD. the first one was funny, but then it's not funny after you watch it lmore than twice. he's just not that funny and most comedians would most likely agree.

[BigTuna2413]

ok let me rephrase... he was fucking hilarious in vicious circle and parts of harmful when swallowed ever since then everything he talks about he's either already said or it disgusting like the tv remote thing i agree with pretty much everything else u said

[redskinsfreak614]

People hate Dane Cook because he's very arrogant, he repeats his punchlines over and over and over again for emphasis, he explores very useless topics.. I think on his new special he talks about pleasuring a girl with a TV remote? It's just idiotic, non sense "humor" if you can call it humor..

[Footmasssage]

When I heard him i thought it was a grumpy oooold man, but now......when I saw him...has he got his balls cut off or something? His voice doesnt match his appearence

[sk8er1alex]

"Sit Under a tree, and become gay" LMAO

[adamchea]

0:56 XD i love this guy i heard him on xm radio on bluecollarcomedy- talking about infomercials.... (: great jokes

[meinsla]

hell yeah discovered him on XM almost lost my lunch laughing so hard.

[SiCkGuiTaR93]

Books suck!

[wontbeplayed52786]

i heart john.

[ChArnold25]

"Well we can't come out tonight... we can come out Monday between 10 am and Thursday"- Funny stuff.

[marialicia48]

I will stab u lol!!

[KatyKats7747]

This guy is a regular on the Chelsea Handler show and he's the funniest one on there. Well Chelsea is pretty funny herself, but I appreciate his humor more. lol

[mish594]

i think i shit my pants when i watched his material for the first time.. he is sooo funny.

[MinDofMinE]

Books Suck!!!!

YES!!!

[brinehart95]

let me get lost in the world of make believe and turn gay haha this mother fucker is so funny.

[holy1fucking1cow]

WHO UNPLUGGES THE TV?

pahahaha.

[leroyJandtt]

Hey kingclayton, mostly all comedians use the same material for every show, with some new material, much like singers sing the same songs...

[Geistmeister6]

were gonna be seein alot of this guy soon, so head over to his myspace so u have braggin rights as one of his first fans

[kettlebelller]

funniest shit i heard in awhile

[kingclayton]

this guy is soo funny, except he uses the same material for most of his shows

[DroopyJ]

All comedians do.

[deejay114]

this is dude is is the funniest comedian ive heard in a while

[andykins118118]

this guy made me laugh more than any other comedian

[whatrubuyinstranger7]

dis guy!

is hi-larious

[duckey75]

i agree with every word this guy says