BBC Reports: San Francisco's Mission District

[RichKilla86ers]

We need to launch NATO airstrikes on the Mission then send in the Marines to flush out & kill the hipster insurgency. This will be an easy conflict since most hipsters are either unarmed or pacifists.

[sammysf415]

im from San Francisco and hipster and yuppies get on my fucking nerves

[margareteyoung]

YOU ARE AMAZING

[midnightfapper]

fucking hipsters, choke and die.

[varriofowlerplaya]

that first reporter was one ugly azz motherfucker haha

[jhertel242]

WE WANT MORE!!!!!!!

[MidgeRidge]

I find many of these comments insulting. Learn some tolerance you Neanderthals.

[rexhead]

you got the accent perfect

[lukebccb]

Well that was 1 minute and 24 seconds of my life that I completely wasted and threw away.

[riddlebox415]

I LIVED IN THE MISSION BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM!!! I hate hipsters

[stugatz415]

@gunpowderkeg the white hipsters can go to hell. VIVA LA MISSION!!!!!!

[stugatz415]

I swear to god i wish you white people would leave the mission district and go back to your white neighborhoods.

[grelleezy]

hipsters choose the mission so when their $3000 fixed gear made from parts imported from Italy gets stolen, they'll have an urban hood survival story to tell outside the uptown while smoking cigarettes

[ChronicFallacy]

It's funny listening to people bitch about how the Mission is being "gentrified" or "displacing people" when it was a working class Irish neighborhood long before the Mexicans showed up.

[moonphoenix1]

@ChronicFallacy

STFU, you racist hipster. The Irish probably moved, because they didn't want to live with the Mexicans.

[SmellsLikeReason]

@moonphoenix1 Racist? Nothing he said could of been categorized as racist, besides hipsters are normally liberals who cry racism all the time.

[Tomasthesk8dude]

@moonphoenix1 I'M IRISH I WANNA LIVE WITH MEXICANS

[Killamonkey415]

@ChronicFallacy the irish were well off and moved where real estate values were higher leaving the mission isolated and let it turn into a latin ghetto. its their fault for leaving dumbfucks now they wanna move in?

[septentrionale]

Tyler Cornfield is gone. Jordon Jo is gone. I am gone. The Mission District is officially dead.

~sam huddy~

[RichKilla86ers]

relocate all these losers to Auschwitz

[RichKilla86ers]

stupid hipsters trying to be in the scene of SF Mission. once they move in, they got to beaware of gang bangers robbing their iPhones and fixed bikes. im good off of wasting rent money in that area: illegal beanners, crackheads, liberal A-holes, Northsiders, & posers.

[stugatz415]

@RichKilla86ers i love love love the fact that these white hipsters are getting robbed. i wished they'd rob your ass too.....POSER

[masclatin]

fuck all hipsters

[woofycalling]

I live here, and the hipsters are annoying and arrogant. Into their own world. Skinny jeans, piercings, they are so into themselves but all look alike! Funny

[BigosCar510]

if your a hipster and trying to move to the mission,beware u will get robbed by gangs

[sfiorare]

@BigosCar510 - shut up and get in line

[masclatin]

fuck hipsters get the fuck out..youre annoying not wanted and are displacing people go live the fuck somewhere else

[sneaks415]

@masclatin amen, the foot soldiers of gentrification

[ilove1999]

this is amazzinnnnng!!!

[sfdbs07]

@Freshhhhh1982 thats what i thought HAHAHA.!!!! be careful who you call out for a dog fight next time.

[sfdbs07]

@Freshhhhh1982 your soooo laaame!!!! thats all you got. "go play in some traffic" "no one likes you." you gotta do better than that. just give up you DORK

[sfdbs07]

@Freshhhhh1982 Dude you should just quit already. no one cares if your american or not. i would still rather be a dumb cunt than be YOU. your comments are getting lamer everytime. your just gettn clowned on left and right. stop making a fool of yourself on the world wide web.

[sfdbs07]

@Freshhhhh1982 nothing to talk about. you have already proven how lame you are. but I can keep goin if you want. quit your crying. your gonna get tears al over your tight sweater. you can take it out on your lame art or music. mission hypsters are the exact same snobs as marina frat boys

[sfdbs07]

@Freshhhhh1982 thats right. still cappin on your sorry ass. HAHAHA!!! go away hipster!!!!!

[sfdbs07]

@Freshhhhh1982 U ain't got nothing to throw back .Everything you got is weeeek. Don't make up excuses. while trying to make yourself look like the bigger person. Go eat a tofu vegan burrito... it might give you some balls....415 SF 4 life!!!!!!

[sfdbs07]

Dude your comebacks are so weeek!!!! sounds like everything i said is true HAHAHA. maybe your tight pants are cutting off the circulation to your brain. how are you gonna tell me to get an education, when your the one gettn school'D

[sfdbs07]

the only white people with real culture in the Mission are the few Irish that are left in the area. HAHAHA!!!!!!415 4 life!!!!

[sfdbs07]

What a week ass come back?!!!LOLOLOLO!!!!! sound like you ride your bike through the Mission with your tight jeans on. Go ride bike outta the Mission to some other planet....like?? UR ANUS.

[sfdbs07]

this is hilarious!!!! no culture white people who wish they could speak spanish and make every Latino a vegan and a cyclist. LOL!!!! gringos cerottes!!!!!

[TheGreatAndyChow]

But doesn't this seem like the real BBC. The British always seem to take our minor mood swings as to be major movements of sociology. I guess it's because they don't understand our culture, and any hiccups in our culture seems like an alien movement. I love the BBC, but I wish they didn't try to be so dramatic. They are a boring documentary channel, deal with it. And not everything has to be the next thing. It can just be what is is.

[wanderingwriter33]

Did you read the summary of the video? It's not actually BBC. Hopefully you knew that.

[apwiddowson]

What makes this comment hilarious is that the performers in the video are not British. They life in SF. It appears that "GrobycxStrongArm" cannot detect comedy when he sees it.

[bartlebybartleby]

@apwiddowson edw lynch is indeed british, he is part of the un mission to the mission.

[Sirena860]

this is hilarious

[fakeshakes]

wingardium leviosa

[titandown]

look, its jeff goldblum

[matteobianchi00]

andate a lavorare

[ITZDAMOBB]

some of my niggas that stay in the mishone rob and beat up hipsters on the daily. i guess thats what yall get for displacing our families.

[unclehalliburton]

NEW FAVORITE VIDEO

[djmossmoss]

hilarious!

[BOBHARTFIELDII]

This BBC video is , as we say in the shipyard, "riveting".

[4wordm]

Check out the big brains on Darvid + your Punic War

[smackinthemouth]

you've got the diction exactly down! nice job

[capnjane]

You are one reference to Nazis or Hitler away from total e-celebrity!

[frsfca]

Awful

[qwharton]

dude, you have arguments breaking out on your comments. Thats when you know youve hit it big :)

[tempemonkey2323]

Are you saying that I should respect your opinion to fuck sodomists in San Francisco? Ok, but I will only respect it if you use a condom.

Also, When writing, not speaking, you shoould use question words. That is proper penmanship.

Ex: "DOES that sound good Faggot....?"

You should NOT write, "Sounds good faggit....?" Then it looks like a statement and a question without DOES.

This is too fun!!!

[EyeDoStuff]

lmao, have u ever even been to SF? theres only like 4miles of suburbs, the rest of SF is ghetto really..you shouldnt be talking, plus it doesnt matter if its the gay capital,thats not the city's choice thats the persons choice to be gay.

[tempemonkey2323]

Is that what you do with sodomist faggots (not spelled faggits reatard), you fuck them.... You said it not me, im just verifying it.

[ChapdawG09]

i love sarcastic brits

[1888junkteam]

excellent work!

[shadowman22122]

being from SF myself, I should feel insulted, but I think the genuine comedy mixed with the overall irrelevance of the insults has made that impossible.

Thumbs up guys, funny stuff.

[PetesBloodyHand]

I used to live in the Bay Area. I hated going into San Francisco. I dont like San Francisco at all.

[brandon02474]

i lived in england for 2 years...they're poor, uneducated and violent. they just convinced the world that they're otherwise. these two dudes are boring.

[JamJells]

Love the accent and the place. So shoot me.

[TheGreenSmoke]

SF is the shit, but every retard in the Army makes fun of me because it's my hometown.

[angelramirezissick99]

frisco is a fuckin dope ass city so all you haters can suck a fuggin dick. dont talk shit about it.

[jadekr]

is there mikes a rolled up sock and an umbrella?

[timm9]

San Francisco looks dirty to me the streets ect. . ew

[Azorino]

Please make more of these.

[PacificHessian]

This could have been sort of funny, but it's not. Lampooning hipsters? That's so new and innovative! And those Anglophile people who think this is funny or "brilliant" are more annoying than indie rockers who think that something is rad just because it's Japanese.

[Latzi]

calm down dude its just youtube. They're performing their witty sarcasm, broaden your horizon of comedy.

[DeReAnMe]

Funny idea, problably would have been better had you not cut back & forth 3/4 times in a sentence.

[acydrayn]

"Where even the clovers have herpes."  I think I'm going to wear latex pants next time I go to Dolores Park. Brilliant reporting from the BBC as always. ;)

[doncastrian]

would be funny if this were real, FAKE

[bogdans02]

brilliant! I thought I was the only one who thinks those BBC reports were funny

[6minus3minus2]

Prince mash-up related deaths, wonderful.

[thejacksaints]

Hipsters reporting on hipsters?

[Bikinirubdown]

ugly english people backlashing oh my god!!!!!!!

[NiceGuyBrandon]

Soooo rad.

[pandaKrusher]

Hating hipsters is the new hipster.

[bd1976]

Pretty accurate. I wish it would fall into the sea and take all the whiney, hipster graphic designers with it.

[justduckygal]

You shouldn't mock graphic designers. They'll cut you. Seriously, they have a lot of Exacto knives.

[fdlkfoo]

@justduckygal lol tool of the trade.

[vinnieagogo]

I'm scared.....

Now I kinda miss the hippies crying about the 60s.

Maybe not but it was just as bad....

[otavallai]

Funny because it's true. God damn, I miss San Francisco.

[flawedartist]

Damn hipsters, I want my bi-rite ice cream and I WANT IT NOW!

[sugarplum]

Rather accurate.

[bonniegrrl]

BRILLIANT

[MsNikkalicious1]

Um... WTF? HAHA!

[adamjodonnell]

Accurate and brilliant.

[jamiediv]

LOL!!!

[MissMarpleish]

brill!

[eetretsim]

Hahaha!