"SONIC" SAYS: Nuclear Material [feat. A.L.I.C.E. the A.I.]

[MultiMetalMad]

49.820063195 people know about radioactive chemistry 

[xXpivotvalveXx]

learning with A.L.I.C.E.

[Torschde966]

12 People Have a Mutation Like tails!

[BarracudaSP1]

The song is "in the hall of the mountain king", if anyone was interested to know. Good classical music. It's better with the chorus.

[angrybird3378]

tails has sharp teeth? o_O

[1LoveWho]

a.l.i.c.e you are a bitch

[bubby912]

 1:51=ROFLOL

[good2go4ne1]

did you make this with alice the program?

[quartzlcc]

I'll admit I finally laughed at 1:51. FINALLY

[SebiStudios2]

Poor Tails.

[lucasoutloud]

Heh, it's just like a youtube poop, but with original footage.

[gamerman3434]

I am so confused.

[DamitraHedgehog]

Yo Alice! What would happen if you had some high energy level near you? Would you turn evil like emerl?

[SonicKicksASS8]

Why should i trust you A.L.I.C.E? I don't even know you I just clicked on this video. And WHAT THE HELL was that with the plutionium part I thought this was for kids not for Scientists. No fence man Great work

[SebiStudios2]

@SonicKicksASS8 Yea, and she stole the material and used it on tails.

[gottahaverolex]

TAILS:WTF is hapining to me!

[SkullCrusher1000000]

Lolman800 it is alice. It said it in the video

[TheAnimePoet]

Scan of sonic (37% crispy, maybe toast) XD

[lieslymota]

@TheAnimePoet you mean ultra

[glassjimbo2]

GLaDOS FTW

[sebastien12364]

Tails:WHAAAAH! I am a freak of nature!

me:...you are and you WAS a freak of nature!

[Vsmovies100]

1:48 You already whas.

[zodiac590]

THIS SUCKS

[lieslymota]

@zodiac590 i like to see u do better

[6mustangboy]

i say screw you to a.l.i.c.e

[soniccolorsboy]

HOW IS HE FLOATING!?!?!?!?!?

[soniccolorsboy]

oh and did tails get cancer???????

[soniccolorsboy]

it must have felt bad when the other tail came out

[TRAGIC777]

Ahhhhhhhh tails has three tails x3

[SpazFox455]

Remember, when there is radioactive material in the area, first you say "no"

[vladandrei1000]

Tails has 3 tails :D

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

dont worry tails, just 6 more tails to go and youll be the most powerful being on earth

[kennynitro17]

I love how Tails was trying to escape.

[Slycooper2010]

TAILS HAS 3 TAILS

[Csidia]

6 people made a spelling mistake

[Csidia]

1:11 (retard eyes)

[lieslymota]

he was already a freak lol

[ClayDemond2300]

I dont think the third tail was a "tail". O_O

[mariodude8989211]

@ClayDemond2300

Maybe not... o_e

[mariodude8989211]

1:31

I'm gonna make myself sound like an idiot, but what the heck is happening to Tails' fur?

[UltramasterBDJ]

@mariodude8989211 It's implied to be growing uncontrollably as a side-effect of mutation.

[mariodude8989211]

@UltramasterBDJ

Me: I knew this antidote would be handy for something. UmBDJ: So you were anticipating a moment like this to happen? Me: Umm... No...? Me: anyway, this won't hurt a bit. Tails: That's what people always say when something is gonna hurt D: Me: yeah, so it'll hurt alot. Tails: Oh, ****!

[lieslymota]

@mariodude8989211 hes mutating even more

[soniccolorsboy]

@mariodude8989211 deadly mutations and it gets worse each mimunte kinda weard right

[soniccolorsboy]

@mariodude8989211 deadly mutations and it gets worse each mimunte kinda weard right

and his cells are exploding >:3

[mariodude8989211]

@soniccolorsboy

OH NOEZ HES GONNA DIE!

Wait, he still has a bunch of extra lives :D

[mariodude8989211]

Ehhh... I think you hired the wrong robot. If Sonic was there, he wouldn't have grabbed that toxic chemical and turn Tails into a mutant. He would've given him lecture that goes like "Whoah, stop it there, it's never okay to *insert constant blabbing here* and get out of there. I don't think Sonic's role was replaced. Cmon Tails, ima take you to teh hospital :D and you should hire a new robot. Kthxbai!

(if this sound like I'm taking this too seriously, i'm not. I understand.)

[william14477]

fail.

[justicethehedgehog]

im not asking ANY questions and you cant make me

[MultiPivotmasterdx]

ALICE wath kind of car you drive?

[shadowtigertor]

alert putonemun 239 has been exposed to tails evac ohh shit we going to die ahh!

[markkane20]

1:49 I'm a FORCE of nature

[mariodude8989211]

@markkane20

No he's a freak of nature. That is, until teh hospital fixes him up. I hear that Dr. Mario is good at removing chemicals :D

[zerothehedgehog2010]

HE SHIT OUT A TAIL

[mariodude8989211]

@zerothehedgehog2010

O NOES

[Lionel10102006]

....O_e im not trying to be a troll but i think that was a waste of my life....(SORRY)

[jedihunter176]

FAN CHARACTERS AHHH

[mariodude8989211]

@jedihunter176

"AHHH" is right. FANCHARACTERS ARE TAKING OVER FUUUUUUUUUU

[superdylanthefox]

plutonium doesnt have a 239 isotope, the longest halflife isnt even 8 hours, and a.l.i.c.e. is a 13itch

[UltramasterBDJ]

@superdylanthefox

Now I may not know for sure about the isotope, but "8 hours" maximum half life?

I think not.

"Plutonium-239 is an isotope of plutonium.

Plutonium-239 is the primary fissile isotope used for the production of nuclear weapons.

Plutonium-239 has a half-life of 24,200 years."

- Wikipedia

[Gassham399]

@UltramasterBDJ wht? ¡¡¡i´m confused WAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

i dont know anyting of that but, i have a questalice has killed sonic and tails?

[mariodude8989211]

@UltramasterBDJ

AH! what the...

SIENCE FREAKS TAKING OVER.

[Shadowfan1233]

@UltramasterBDJ not saying you're wrong, but Wikipedia is not a good place for information. They be trollin' most of the time. /b/tards like myself just go on there and replace stuff.

[UltramasterBDJ]

@Shadowfan1233

True that. Of course that would mean no one corrected the mistake within the last few months since the movie was made.

Though I *am* pretty sure that the "longest halflife" is a *little* larger than 8 hours.

[DarkSonicProductions]

@superdylanthefox WHO CARES!? ITS A CARTOON!

[Des9205]

Poor Poor Tails

[raterthegamer]

ALICE,

will you ever rule the world? if so, i call dibs on being youre second in command.

[DsiPlayer23]

A.L.I.C.E kinda sounds like Omachao and GladOs..........

[UltramasterBDJ]

@DsiPlayer23

Cool, they'd make a great team! XD

[lightespeon51]

omg alace u czd a nuke expotion titanic goin down WTF!

[lightespeon51]

me: ima scientece and yet booms

[roblox184]

@UltramasterBDJ how you made it?

[ShiveringSam2000]

@DsiPlayer23 GLaDOS: now your thinking with plutonium.

[bubby912]

@DsiPlayer23 i was going to say taht

[duffyjoes]

poor tails

[weavilenextgen759]

hey A.L.I.C.E, who will win in a pokemon battle, weavile or gliscor?

[rougefan9]

lol at Alice at the end and poor tails. "WAH! im' a freak of nature!"

[randomancrossoverfan]

hm tails thinks he is a freak of nature because he grew a THIRD tail lol

[dgrauberg]

A.L.I.C.E your such a noob and a nerd you do9nt even know what your doing

[JDJeffery]

Alice, how did UltramasterBDJ get to be so awesome? XD

[TheWilliamMaster]

what happens if you eat radioactivity?

[FoxHero123]

@TheWilliamMaster

...VERY...VERY...BAD...THINGS.­..

Lets leave it a that...

[Spectermon]

A.L.I.C.E.,What does your name stand for?

[mtp234]

Wow. Hehehe...

[bluebluerule]

Dear A.L.I.C.E,

Have you heard of the Mother series? if so, how much has it corrupted your programing?

Yay

[frightmare99]

TAILS IS FREAKIN NATURE

[mrsnubeh]

1 + ELEVENDIE! Thats my question to alice. Sorry A.L.I.C.E

[agentehuevo]

this is wear lol

thear Ultra XD please kill alice to tranform you in super ultra

[buggy715]

Dear Alice-ma-thingy,

Do you have any relation with some sort of space chicken?

Signed,

Me (duh)

[PantaroParatroopa]

What the real ALICE thinks: Human: I am about to work with nuclear material ALICE: How do you plan to do this? Human: With the proper equiptment. ALICE: That sounds like a plan. Human: Is there anything more cool then Glowing Green stuff? ALICE: There is. Human: Like what? ALICE: For example, eukaryotes. Human: Is radioactive material safe for children? ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Ally if it is. Human: Can I trust you? ALICE: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

[ManlyChezbergr]

ALICE,

What is better; Red or Blue?

[UltramasterBDJ]

Good question, though I think her favourite color was "invisible".

[assholemon]

this is stupid but i just want an answer.

what happen when rick astley didives by 0 and then he rick rolls when he loses the game when two falcon punches collide when weegee watches himself in a mirror

and all have AIDS

[takanuva114]

A.L.I.C.E. ,

Vampires or Werewolves?

(or Zombie WerePyres?)

With friendly love, Takanuva114

[captainyoshi]

What have you done. You turned tails into a multi tailed freak!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!

[TheShinyFeraligatr]

If knowing is half - er, 49.820063195% of the battle, exactly how much is Pizza?

Also, what is the percent chance that the cake is a lie?

[marioVSshadow]

Actually I'll ask ALICE this:

Dear ALICE

What is the right religion?

marioVSshadow

[barakafan]

And knowing is 49.820063195 % of the battle

G.I JOE! XD

[UltramasterBDJ]

And now you know ... it a bit more precisely!

[SomeJDude]

LOL, another awesome work!

Something I just noticed: Tails's keyboard has a lot of buttons!

[UltramasterBDJ]

It sure has! o .o

[agentehuevo]

jejeje dis dear ultra XD

if you hate alice kill him whit a roket launcher o do a fatality XD

then you will be the protagonis

[nikkie91210]

dear A.L.I.C.E

i am working on a new invention, so i was wondering if you knew what is the best flammable liquid based on the laws of conductivity, gravity, and motion.

i also wanted to know if the poly carbonated fabrication of diminished micro-cotton could be used in the unlikely event the a non-combustable material spontainiously explodes without any warning.

signed, NERDbrain......... >.>

the funny thing is im serious.

[assholemon]

dear A.L.I.C.E.

there is a posiblility to win the game?

and what happen if a reatrd win a nobel award?

[UltramasterBDJ]

Yes, there is. The answer is: Amnesia.

And: Nothing of any humorous value.

[Maho911]

A.L.I.C.E.

What do I do if I meet a girl who is a spy from the future that works for Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus?

[UltramasterBDJ]

At first guess I'd say you're in deep trouble.

[sonicandsilver]

Dear A.L.I.C.E

Can ultraviolent radiation be reduced to physcothermalactive convectionave whale blueberry pie?

[marioVSshadow]

Dear ALICE

If you had to choose between the life of Ultra and Sapphire the EnchidEmerald, who would you pick?

[afromegahead2517]

Dear A.L.I.C.E

Do you like orange box and (it has GLaDOS and cake in it)

From afromegahead2517

[dxjman]

Dear A.L.I.C.E.

Please tell me what to ask you because I couldn't think of anything and you are so smart.

<3 Danny

[UltramasterBDJ]

That's a VERY good question. :)

[danielmm88]

DEAR ALICE

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE DIVIDE BY ZERO?

Und hi!

[M30W3R]

You would get infinite.

[Thatcomputerperson]

A.L.I.C.E, why do we park in driveways but drive on parkways?

Also, can you do my homework? Because I'm lazy, lol

[UltramasterBDJ]

I'm sure she can, but don't expect any top grades for it... o _O

What type of homework anyway?

[theprimerib]

that was a mindfuck and a half

[UltramasterBDJ]

No, it was 149.82% of a regular mindfuck.

[takanuva114]

I'M A FREAK OF NATURE!

[UltramasterBDJ]

And now you know. :P

[Cj1500]

Damn that was funny! I was on the floor with the 49.820063195% thing. XD

[UltramasterBDJ]

Uhm... I'm sorry, I don't think this question will make it into the show.

I propose you ask this particular question the real chatbot itself.

(for link see description)

[demonhuskfang]

alice hot dogs or portals?

[UltramasterBDJ]

Hm. There doesn't seem to be anything that hot dogs and portals have in common, so I do not quite see how a comparion shoud be possible.

It depends on the scenario where the question is applied I suppose.

[UltramasterBDJ]

"Oh, there's your problem! To many fingers!"

*chops off one hand*

There you go! Only 10 fingers left in total! :)

Don't forget to tell your teacher about the radiation! Radiation is bad for people! :(

[UltramasterBDJ]

It actually is the G.I. Joe theme, however edited by me.

I'll post a video explaining how to do that audio scramble effect yourself in the more or less nearby future, so keep an eye out for that.

[TheSwagganator]

Attention wet paint 0:46

[UltramasterBDJ]

"Please wait while drying." - 37.5%

[SassiTheKitty]

God that was insane, thanks for the mention and link there dude

[UltramasterBDJ]

No problem, that's one of the nice features of youtube. :)

And why yes, you did provide the voice for Tails!

And then not mentioning you? That'd be just silly. ^^

[stevoisiak]

Is this gonna be like CleverBot? (A website with a working AI that you can talk to)

[UltramasterBDJ]

huh?

No, I am simply collecting questions from you people now for a possibe future show.

There IS, however, a chatbot also called Alice you can talk to (see link in commentary).

But the replies in the show would come from the fictional fan-character, rather than the chatbot.

(Well, maybe with some inspiration from the chatbot's responses.)

[stevoisiak]

Oh. Ok!

Also, I tried the AI.

I still profer the Cleverbot AI. It feels more, inteligent. (But still completely random)

[UltramasterBDJ]

Hm, never tried that one.

Discovered Alice a couple years back and sticked with it.

[stevoisiak]

You should. a bunch of YouTube users put it up as fillers at one point, (I think it was TF2 machinimists) and I tried it out. Search YouTube for cleverbot, it's pretty darn good. (It knew how to reply to "Spah Sappin Mah Sentry")

[giacomand]

A.L.I.C.E, if you had a choice between a Banana or a Datadisk, which would you choose?

[UltramasterBDJ]

Hm, are you referring to what Wikipedia rephrases as "Expansion Pack" for a videogame, or a storage medium?

[giacomand]

Storage Medium with Data on how to make an Atom Bomb loaded onto it.

[UltramasterBDJ]

Ah.

Tough choice.

Split the atom or make a banana split... hmmm.

[giacomand]

You took the words right out of my mouth :P

[VGKing]

Is ALICE a girl? Because, you know, robots have no genitals or chromosomes, so I'm not sure. Also, what will you do to the people in these comments who refuse to use proper grammar or spelling?

[UltramasterBDJ]

Well, Alic doesn't always use proper grammar either (although her spelling is perfect), so I guess for the show I might do som minor adjustments, and she'll be fine. :)

[RIKIEatHOME]

Do you find it hard to eat pieeee

[UltramasterBDJ]

We'll see about that.

[TheSwagganator]

Awesome!

Kids... you should never play with plutonium. xD

[UltramasterBDJ]

And don't forget to recycle your old atomic bombs! :D

[fallenfire868]

Hey A.L.I.C.E., are you friends with GLaDOS? :)

[UltramasterBDJ]

That's a very good question. :O

[RealXgor]

I laughed so hard during the whole video!!!!

Well....

A.L.I.C.E.

What should i do if i meet Roger van der Weide in real life?

[UltramasterBDJ]

Glad you liked it!

Well, err, I'll see if I can get a statement from A.L.I.C.E. on that.