Double Blow 7

[thenewaeon]

Mostly Harmless

[123698lol]

Hey. Watch this in 480p.

Then compare to 240p.

All I can say is HACKS

[mrmorozov9]

"Oh God, why'd you have to remind me of James Bond Junior?" I can honestly say I laughed out loud.

You expect me to be watchable?

No, I expect you to suck!

[MightyKombat]

@mrmorozov9 There's a useful 4 letter word and this LPer's full of it. (guess the movie)

[steveharley0345]

I like my lets play captured, not camcord'd...

[FinalGamerJames]

So let's see. Camcorder recording, bad framerate, and desynced audio.

It's like High-Concentrated Retsupurae or something, twice the suck and twice the lulz in half the video length!

[Anthony3PO]

lol

The guy uploaded his lp and in less than an hour it's already retsupuraedXD

[Thomal9]

This let's player is obviously cheating since Navigtr says that this is "impossible"

[usernameclassifeid]

Make a good video: Mission Failed

[GTtheEpic]

Lol at the tags

[Headbanger142]

"I never knew the runway level took place on the beach!"

[GreatPelicanMan]

This is the Agent Cody Banks of Let's Plays.

[floormaster99]

This is the George Lazenby of Let's Plays.

There, I said it! Come on! I had to! I had to!

[MightyKombat]

Nah. Its the Barry Nelson of LPs.

[MightyKombat]

I chuckled at Diabeetus' riff on Q. And this LPer was pretty poor. Camcorder LPs are usually bad but when you get a bad frame rate on one of them...well, yeah.

[GamiCross]

I want to just calmly ask the LP'r "Why did you upload this?"

It'd be up there with psychoanalyzing a serial killer.

[quindyn]

thts was a good game but he make it look like shit

[sarcasmagasm]

10th anniversary ? it was released in 1997.

[Mutzaki]

Hehe I used to love James Bond Junior when I was a little kid xD Thx for the memories

[YayaIWin]

To be fair, he's actually pretty damn good at the game.

[LeRoiSoleilLuv]

every single joke in this video make me cough up my mango juice.

i never figured out to maybe put it down until it's over.

[AlbertWesker47]

Quick what's worse, the video quality in this video, or the video quality of that Webcam test of the kid playing.... I think Super Mario Bros, I'm not sure.

[ctcraam]

Or the kid on the Mac playing emulated Supar Mario 64 at 0-10 FPS!

[fatmanfiftythousand]

Fireboy's webcam test, definitely. At least here you can tell what game he's playing.

[mistersleeepy]

this is the Neil Connery of let's plays

[thewall1179]

you on serious drugs?

[DoctorT144]

At least my eye damage was limited given the short length of the video.

[Clawshrimpy]

so THIS is what Navigtr meant by "wacky new directing style."

[GeneticKH]

@Clawshrimpy okay, enough of Bond

[ZineappleVids]

wow how did he get this secret sand level

[Inconspicuouszaku]

>implying Roger Moore is better than Timothy Dalton

oh u.

[GhostSonic]

>Implying

does this look like /v/ to you?

[Inconspicuouszaku]

It must be, since you instantly drew that connection.

[TerrorBlack]

why do you fucks have to announce the forum you use on every goddamn site

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

Secret club like FightingAmphibians!

[KingHookJ]

Let's Retsupurae, really fucking fast.

[StreiBullet]

I don't get it. Why was there scan lines only on the intro and outro of the stage and not during?

Oh well. lol

[SamuraiFoochs]

Don't LP the yellow snow.

....Yeah ok that didn't work too well, but it still worked better than this video.

[ROFLSoup]

It looks like hes recording from his webcam aimed at his monitor, running a rom his computer cant handle.

[Metroid225]

The sad thing is that Quality over Quantity does not apply to these videos.

[gamesmonkey]

There's no quantity either so it balances it out

[Metroid225]

Oh there is quantity. Just not enough quality.

[Sandypantsthegreat]

what happened to megaman did you just "givvup"?

[supaflyjohnson]

"Do you expect me to talk?

"No Bond, I expect you to let's play"

"The things I do for the Internet..."

"I like my cam let's plays shaky, not still."

[Icerama108]

or "I like my frame rate Choppy, not smooth..."

[Pixlking]

If you make a video like this, YOU ARE STUPID.

Yes, I know! That's insulting! But it's also true!

[darkmindedsith]

BleedingEye 64

[kutterkirby]

And for the ending, God'sEye 64.

[CSM60]

The quality made me cum.

[EvanCWaters]

I think the most accurate thing to say would be that this is the 60s-Casino-Royale of LPs.

[origLennin]

good, but too short to get anything really good into it

[Threadnaught]

This dos not bode well for me.

[vaati000]

If DOS doesn't bode well I suggest getting something with Windows on it :l

[GhostSonic]

Newer windows doesn't use DOS though, so you're good there.

[Salex1093]

awesome tags

[Alexandurs]

Didnt know screwattack watched retsu o.o

[ScrewAttackEurope]

I've never ever heard a Brit say "Chip Chip"

[EighteenCharacters]

I believe it's pip, pip... but it hasn't been said since Americans were still considered Europeans.

[ManekoganTomiko]

Watch more movies.

[Mast3rFr3aky]

And I've never heard a Brit say 'Cheerio", but the stereotype exists, nonetheless.

[duffeknol]

I love you guys so much

[SnivenMcLovin]

where's Proteus?

[supaflyjohnson]

Doing a let's play of Quake 2

[liberatore316]

Here is your next miiiiisssssiiiioooooooon!

[chamchamtrigger]

Yikes　I thought I'd never have to be reminded about the horrid James Bond Jr. again.

[zidaneff]

I remember James Bond Jr. I seen it like twice when I was a kid, but never had the chance to see it ever again. *shrugs*

[Pixlking]

What the heck? Is this some new funky directing style or WHAT?

[Raditz86]

Oh you just won the internet =)

[AmazingL4rry]

At least the guy played the game pretty competently, now if only he didn't fuck up absolutely everything else.

[DogsAreCoolRight]

If he hadn't nearly died in the end, had any interesting commentary, and didn't camcorder it, it'd probably be a half-decent production.

You can probably apply that to the worst LPs ever made, though.

[MetalVikingGreg]

Aww, we didn't get to see the many camera angle changes with suicidal James Bond.

[swoshers]

Bond had breast cancer that day.

[BohepansTheThird]

Mercifully short, indeed! Goddamn... Nothing else needs to be said.

[Doperwtje81]

Over in 2 minutes thank god. I don't think I could have taken 8 or 9 minutes of this.

[metalluigi625]

" let's play goldeneye n64 james bond double oh agent difficulty is impossible according to navgtr so why try "

gotta love the tags, how true

[BloodyWhiteRose]

How is this in HD with such bad quality?

[Nack289]

It makes me sad that my camera LPs are most likely encouraging other people to make camera LPs of their own.

*sigh* I need a capture card... Or maybe I should do something entirely different from LPing. That sounds nice.

[BEARCRAB]

your lps are definitely in the upper echelon of camcorder lps but yeah get a capture card.

[CaramelAnt]

At least the shot was properly centered. You really can't take that sort of thing for granted with these videos.

[ZeaLitY]

Timothy Dalton ruled :(

[ness2112]

"mercifully short" indeed lol

[DoctorKamenev]

Get the hell out of here, Quadraxis. You're ruining the fun.

[Armando51roosters]

Golden Eye just got a Golden Shower.

I bet anything that this comment will get voted down.

[Wasserkaktus]

I just voted up so INURFACE!!!!

[notyoursavior78]

Uploaded a few minutes ago? Haha nice find, awesome scan lines! See on a Atari 2600 recorded through a VCR onto the computer. I can get the scan lines totally, but there isn't much of a excuse for this.

Long live Retsupurae! I love their sense of fun and most of the time they aren't even that mean, it's just all in comedy/satire.

[ahshorn]

I didn't even know you could get in the tank...

Unlike most LP's, this guy is actually good at the game.

[Twist0fF4t3]

Bond, your next mission is to beat Agent mode, oh wait, that's too hard. Don't even try it.

[phermida421]

Alright James Bond your next mission is to infiltrate a high security Russian base, the enemy has set up watch towers, turrets at every corner, high intensity lasers and tanks, your equipment... a camcorder, do your best.

[Grammaton485]

That reminds me of that spy movie where Owen Wilson gets that huge camera.

[AZthehedgehog]

Haha, short and sweet!

[giguyjoe2nd]

My question is why the fuck did this guy not follow Armake's instructions on how to PROPERLY record off the TV with a camera?

[AlbertWesker47]

Maybe because no one gets the chance to see the video because his accounts are always being taken down.

[giguyjoe2nd]

But there's no reason for it this time because it was a new video.

[AlbertWesker47]

Don't forget that we are on Youtube. People here will upload anything they make. A crappy video of themselves failing at Mario? Uploaded. A crappy looking video I recorded with a camcorder? Uploaded.

[Bigbattle22]

A preview of a new game only to find out that it's a RickRoll? Up-Fucking-loaded.

[goblin512]

This one is great. It's just that with this LP you can't hear a fucking word the bloke says. They're missing half of the shit they can rip on.

[YayaIWin]

I'm trying to tupe correctly afyer that bu I can't because I;m currently blind.

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

With a faggy anime emoticon like that, I think your opinion is pretty much invalidated. ;)

[ZaketoX2]

Woah, theres anime emoticons on youtube?

[KawaiiDesuNekoBCSK]

You know it!

[SSoHPKC]

September is looking awesome so far.

[darkmindedsith]

With that kind of terrible spelling, I don't think they are going to take your criticism seriously.

[demonguy1234]

im not saying they were bad just not the best by them i ment no offense

[TheAshtrayDentist]

Holy shit, are you speaking caveman or just living it in general?

[demonguy1234]

... its the internet, not english class if i dont feel like spelling to the tooth then i dont have too...

[TheAshtrayDentist]

I especially love it when people assume you have to be in an English class to sound like a decent individual. I'm sure you were top of your class, you excuse-driven little shit.

[demonguy1234]

go fuck yourself, was spelled correctly enough for you asshole who are only attacking me because i have my own opinion

[TheAshtrayDentist]

Woooow, was that supposed to be a sentence or a Morse Code message?

I 'attacked' you because you had the gall to tell me not being in English class is an excuse to write like a chimp with a typewriter.

But it's cute how worked up you're getting. Really, just adorable.

[demonguy1234]

*sigh* look, ok this is just not their best work just listen to this one then listen to their others, which ones do u like better? retsuprea is great, just not this one, BUT theres not much you can do with it.... point out every spelling mistake and if it is over 5 you win, btw what the hell is an ashtray dentist?

[TheAshtrayDentist]

I can see you totally got the reason I replied to you wrong--I wasn't saying you write like shit because you had an opinion on Retsupurae. I was saying you write like shit because you do.

(You didn't capitalize look, you spelled 'ok' wrong--if you wanted it shorthand it's supposed to be capitalized, though that's not correct grammar--there should be a comma after okay, a period after work, 'their' should be 'the', the comma after others should be a period, Retsupurae is spelled wrong...

[TheAshtrayDentist]

... there's is spelled wrong, 'point' on line 4 should be capitalized, there should be a comma after 5, 5 should be five--if over single digit, a number can be written out--there should be a period after win, not a comma... btw isn't a word, and there should be a comma after by the way.)

Spelling isn't all that matters, kid. Though, what am I saying--you're, like, 2 years older than me.

And I'm THE Ashtray Dentist. There is only one--the meaning is confidential.

[shimazu32]

Protip: If you have to tell someone you don't care, then you care.

[TheAshtrayDentist]

That is a really pathetic thing to admit.

[MGlBlaze]

Indeed...

[Bastiest]

Wait what? You made a youtube account because you thought here would be pornography in youtube?

[fatmanfiftythousand]

So you created a YouTube account to either make porn vids or watch porn vids.

Warped priorities, much?

[demonguy1234]

stop commenting on my damn comment its been like 2 weeks its over jesus

[fatmanfiftythousand]

Stop making stupid comments and maybe people won't say anything.

[Alexandurs]

HA HA HA HA HA HA

[Hokori]

Well, it's true... You DO write like a chimp with a typewriter.... Speaking of which, maybe English classes need to whip their students a little more.

[demonguy1234]

yup i do, its the weekend so idc :D

[Hokori]

That makes no sense... What's an 'idc'?

[Hokori]

Ahaha, of course I knew what it meant. It's just stupid to write.

[Bastiest]

It's something uberly retarded wich some internet nerds made up to cover their incapability of spelling english.

[rotnem07825]

God damn that Lets Play was shit.

[KenXiraka]

Man, it's really not letting me comment. Guess I'm blocked. Damn, and here I was about to praise you guys.

[KenXiraka]

I stand corrected.

I can appreciate stuff like this though. Guess I'll make some adjustments with what I do here from now on, or how I record if anything. I was hoping this would turn out better than it did, but eh. And yeah, I can't talk for shit.

I doubt you'll see this since you got 60 comments on this alone and probably don't check them, but how'd you find it so quickly?

[dumba54]

lol its okay, you made a good video...well actually you didn't...but you helped these guys make a good video and they couldn't have done it without you....so, how about a high five on that?

[KenXiraka]

Yeah, I guess that's good. If only it could've been longer though. They had to use the shortest vid/level though. Ah well.

[qwAirGear]

The funny thing about your video is that you had the horrible recording quality...but when I figured out (at the end, with some rewinding to make sure) that it was on 00, I was sorta like...huh, the playing is basically the opposite of the recording.

[KenXiraka]

Yeah. Obviously the webcam was a bad idea. I'll probably redo this LP at a later date when I have something that doesn't suck at recording. I'd laugh if it still manage to be picked up by RP somehow.

[NachtKaiser666]

At least you're able to take alaugh at it ;)

[KenXiraka]

Yep. I can laugh at myself, my bad mistake, and at the humorous commentary. I'm secure like that.

[NachtKaiser666]

Well that's good! If all LPers were like you, RP wouldn't have to go through all those suspensions ;)

[KenXiraka]

No kidding. Hopefully they won't get suspended anytime soon. I want to see what other new stuff they can come up with now.

[Quadraxis14]

Yeah, Youtube's gone to all new levels of shit with the new update, videos not working half the time and all that.

Anyways, I'll be the first to say it's good to see you can take an RP of yourself in stride. I started off with really bad videos... For a good while, actually, but I suppose we all start somewhere and improve. Keep it up, try harder, and you'll probably get the hang of things. To be honest you've got a helluva better start than I did.

[KenXiraka]

No kidding. I could only view this video in HD, and had to shorten my original comment despite only being close to the 500 character limit mark.

Like I said, I can appreciate stuff like this. I make fun of myself constantly, and while not everyone can to where I don't get angry, here it's successful in allowing me to find the mocking humorous. I do admit it was a bad idea. For non-emulator RPs I'll have to find a better way to record.

[posthumanfetus]

Quadraxis14, aren't you the one who made the video that got riffed in the "Snes9x Snes9x Snes9x" episode?

[Quadraxis14]

Yep. That's me, that video was damn funny. I've gotten comments just saying "SNES9x" on my profile a good many times. I did see the light though and now that I have a PC I downloaded ZSNES like a bat outta hell, lol.

[goblin512]

Of course, you can make a pretty mean God sandwich now.

[Quadraxis14]

Ya daaamn right.

See, I'm not such a bad guy once you get past Kaizo... And Contra 3... And God Hand... Erm, let's just say aside from a good half of my videos, I'm not such a bad guy. I fixed my recording stuff up alright, and my commentary is... Still cringe-worthy, but not nearly as much as before.

[Grammaton485]

That's Quadraxis! He's a retsuprae celebrity and enjoys every minute of it.

[Quadraxis14]

Recorded directly to your television via the crappy camcorders of Youtube LPers worldwide, with celebrities like BillyMC, ElectricalBeast and SirRonLionHeart, it's... I don't know what the hell this is. I really want a god sandwich right now.

Anyways, that's enough screwing around from me for now.

[Meekzer]

USE YOUR GOD HAND!

[posthumanfetus]

@Quadraxis14: I have to give you credit, because the SNES9X video was one of their best videos ever, right up there with Kirby Superstar and BillyMC's Christmas Adventure. I've seen some of your other videos too and you're really not that bad.

[TheBanjoFanboy]

excellent tale comrade.

[NaziJesus]

sup infamous internet person?

[supaflyjohnson]

"SNES9X"

Quadraxis14 will never live that down.

[TweekMorgan4dictator]

Oh, you're the SNES9x guy? Dude, I loved that! It was the first retsupurae vid I ever watched. I don't mean to sound like a douche, but thank you, for making such a bad video, so these guys could watch it.

[dumba54]

lol!!!! The longest Youtube comment chain ever! and I started it! well...actually it was KenXiraka...

anyways, I quite frankyl appreciate the videos you guys did, because like I said to KenXiraka, without your video, there wouldn't be this many people laughing about it. always think about the positives right?

[ThatOneAwesomeGuy1]

hahaha great

[bmylyzgtsqyfw]

A few minutes ago?

It feels like I'm on the cutting edge of the internet.

[TigerSlashX]

lol

[DaBigmac824]

I think no woman would want to love james bond after this

[DarthSuck]

fuck this will only work in HD for me ah fuck!!!!

[Quadraxis14]

I was born in September, this guy ruined my birthday... Maybe not, but lordy, I sure love blinding white and scan lines straight to the cornea!

[LargeLeader]

Calling it the Timothy Dalton of Let Plays would be a compliment. This is mid-80s Roger Moore at best.

[RabiEnRoll]

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "Blind LP".

[greendaygal63]

In Russia, Video Games lets play YOU!!!

No but seriously that was just ridiculous

[Footboy]

Gotta skip the cutscenes in this Let's Play woo!

[DivisibleByWaffle]

Apparently Youtube fucking hates me, because I could only get this to load with the high quality option on. I promptly went blind after the next mission screen came up.

Judging by the awesome quality and framerate, wouldn't surprise me if this was actually recorded using the Game Boy Camera somehow.

[BronzeSoldat]

Same thing here.

[Polterguist666]

At least he knew what he was doing.

[PankeymanProductions]

"No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to record with obscenely poor quality!"

[Grammaton485]

Quite possibly the wittiest thing in this section.

[zeldajunkielol2]

Love the Jokes.

[TinTyrantMM7BSS]

see, navgtr isn't dead!

[posthumanfetus]

To be fair, the guy was actually pretty good at the game.  This level kinda fucked me up a lot of times when I was trying to beat it on 00 agent and unlock the cheat by beating the challenge time.