This is the funniest fucking thing to see....I don't really know why....but I laugh myself silly. Maybe, um, cause it happened to me in tech school? Yeah....tech school, we were on parade, and we were fucking standing in the texas gd heat for an hour, and I was concentrating on "DONT LOCK YOUR KNEES", when all of a sudden, I felt someone trying to pull my head out of my drum. All I remember saying was: "UUUUUUghhh....wha ta fck happppen...." Huh? who?? mee?? huuuuhhhh.....ughh.....
Especially in the middle east, shit like this is just fucking rediculous. When it was our time to get on the plane and head back to the states, we all stood outside for like around an hour, and with no gear, and all of us were fucking sweating horrifically. Just stupid to do shit like that is 120 degree heat. Do it indoors.
YYyyo. I was holding the Unit Guidon in June of 1995 in EL PASO TEXAS for our change of command ceremony. For crying out loud COlonel Lewis just went on and on. I felt my skin get cold, then the ears start to ring, Next thing I know,..everything starts get gray. BOOM,...waking a brotha up behind some trees and I was like "Damn,..what happened?" :) Wished I had it on tape.
I'm a Canadian Army Cadet we did a parade it +46*C weather last year, cadets fell flat on their asses or faces so much even the Guard cadets who do drill everyday.
guys with the flag goes "shit shit shit, ah screw it"
mimz305 4 days ago
Make love.... Not war
MySniperRifle 2 months ago
that happend to me today lol my fello cadet was no amused
thisisnotme132 3 months ago
free hugs for everyone
MrDaymun 5 months ago
dont locked your knees
dolfnrch13 5 months ago
trust fall?
BenForTheWin67 5 months ago
@ashiDJay27 depends on how much the person at the front have to say
samuraisharp3 5 months ago
Locked knees!
reodk 7 months ago 3
corpsman...
termometen 8 months ago
i feel so sad tat he is soo exhausted ... totally overworked
lomtei 9 months ago
DAMN SNIPERS!
OnlyAKnife 9 months ago
@KeepStrumming Yeah, our equipment works pretty good.
ZABBU19 9 months ago
That's why were told "Do not lock your knees at the position of attention!"
ZABBU19 9 months ago
did i hear a rifle drop?
DaCalifaKid 10 months ago
I know what I think every time I am "volun-told" to be at a retirement ceremony, CoC ceremony, or any other kind of ceremony taking 45+ min. . .
"Shut hell up and get over with it."
The best change of command I've ever had was when our new CO just spoke a few words and gave us his commander's intent. . . took like 4 min. . .
T.T
Thank you sir!
AlesandrosX 10 months ago
MEDIC!!
nickoking 10 months ago
ewwwwie he touched the guys ass two times when he fell XD
demi719 10 months ago
Lol
HellDaTrumpetBaker 10 months ago
Medic!
zenniz1992 11 months ago
I hate change of command ceremonies... worst thing you can do is lock your knees.
ERAUPRCWA 11 months ago
Haha he was like a walkin zombie
wicked1337zn 1 year ago
Sorry guys I tranq'd him.
DramaticPrairieDog 1 year ago
Seen it many times those change of command ceremonies are too long it's brutal even if you don't lock your knees!!!!!!!!!!
firedriver21 1 year ago
@firedriver21 i know right! I've been through so many. After you're done with the ceremony, your body is just exhausted.
ERAUPRCWA 11 months ago
'I wantsa play wiv da flaaagg........pwump*'
TheSKARTER 1 year ago
There's a soldier to the very right of the screen that bows out of the camera view most probably due to laughing too hard.
deathtap 1 year ago
@deathtap where i dont see him bowing?
demi719 10 months ago
@demi719 Neither do I. Must have been on something.
deathtap 10 months ago
@deathtap lmfao oh wow i been looking like a dummy XD
demi719 10 months ago
Haha DON'T LOCK THE KNEES!
kkazican 1 year ago
Lol
noopklu 1 year ago
they all tried so hard not to move and they left him their for an officer to deal with and the person speaking just stopped talking i love it
FSOAT 1 year ago
This is the funniest fucking thing to see....I don't really know why....but I laugh myself silly. Maybe, um, cause it happened to me in tech school? Yeah....tech school, we were on parade, and we were fucking standing in the texas gd heat for an hour, and I was concentrating on "DONT LOCK YOUR KNEES", when all of a sudden, I felt someone trying to pull my head out of my drum. All I remember saying was: "UUUUUUghhh....wha ta fck happppen...." Huh? who?? mee?? huuuuhhhh.....ughh.....
chivone21 1 year ago
ZOMBIESSSS
AznDuD333 1 year ago
LMFAO
medic!
klote2314 1 year ago
mediccc!!
latatae 1 year ago
Especially in the middle east, shit like this is just fucking rediculous. When it was our time to get on the plane and head back to the states, we all stood outside for like around an hour, and with no gear, and all of us were fucking sweating horrifically. Just stupid to do shit like that is 120 degree heat. Do it indoors.
EricCris10sen 1 year ago
I love the sound of him hitting the ground.
EldestSauce 1 year ago
i almost passed out the other day at our change of command. i had to fall out and sit my the marines:( lol i felt like a bitch
taterfamine 1 year ago
Always happens on parade. Normally just leave them and let a bloody major or someone help them. :)
arsenal395 1 year ago
Don't lock your knees.
mcxznbv 2 years ago
YYyyo. I was holding the Unit Guidon in June of 1995 in EL PASO TEXAS for our change of command ceremony. For crying out loud COlonel Lewis just went on and on. I felt my skin get cold, then the ears start to ring, Next thing I know,..everything starts get gray. BOOM,...waking a brotha up behind some trees and I was like "Damn,..what happened?" :) Wished I had it on tape.
WeLiveForFootball 2 years ago
WTF lol he goes down they try to help but they miss and just leave him their lol
alicesucks1234 2 years ago
your told to do that becuse they soon come round or a senior ranking person will come and help
ashton324 2 years ago
He was about to give the guy a hug but he missed lolz
ShadowDeathBl1tz 2 years ago 24
@ShadowDeathBl1tz now that is not funny wat u said
Dakota1144 4 months ago
I'm a Canadian Army Cadet we did a parade it +46*C weather last year, cadets fell flat on their asses or faces so much even the Guard cadets who do drill everyday.
TashaRules 2 years ago
WTF
RenzoImaJoker 2 years ago
MAN DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
LittoMoon 2 years ago 21
Lol. In cadets we had to do a parade on the hottest day of the year in england. No 1 passed out though...just.
imsoboard123 2 years ago
hottest day in england is like what? -10 Degrees Celsius?
calisaetia 2 years ago
@calisaetia actually 38.1 c
sophia1996100 1 year ago
@calisaetia no its way higher than that
pirate88lord 1 year ago
LOL that was funny...LOLOLLLLOLLLOLOLOLOLOL!!
kunjidee 3 years ago
omg that looked like a suicide bombadier attack except no explosion and no one died
klockproductions 3 years ago 2