David Letterman - New Zealand Top Ten Preview

[jarrod1789]

go eat some more bacon and watch your teeth rot you pom bastard

[8foot666]

No 7 is so true

[nitratecity]

@8foot666

But England has London with nightlife,Shopping and culture like no other , Some of the most beautiful countryside just an hours drive from the city and historical buildings to due for (perhaps shouldnt have said that) Besides the English have a way better sense of humor than Kiwis. Kiwis even come second to Aussies in that regard.

[kruiser98]

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[ekimnz]

Agree with Carlos 6212.

Did NZ Proud.

Definately a True Kiwi.

[carlos6212]

He is a good guy and tells the truth. He has nothing to prove. he has been a sucessful businessman so we should be supporting him as much as we can. He has brains. very important. And think why does he want to be prime minister. certainly not for the money? good on ya mate. A true kiwi.

[hyperband1]

Tells the truth!?

.... yeah the time he missed out a couple of digits when confessing his personal financial gain while using his position to do so, let us not forget it was clowns like this that put us in this position of financial downfall!

[gypsymike6]

gin198 cant believe you understood anything......winge ,moan winge ,moan...why bother!

[gin198]

John Keys talks a lot of bunkem!

[SugarTomAppleRoger]

Do you think that Blair would do any better?

[h8pigz]

poor bugga looked nervous..his laugh cracks me up...laid back, relaxed typical kiwi...awesome john key!!!!

[fluroopurple]

His laugh after no.8 makes me lol.

sounds kinda like a sheep?

"by pigeon... hahaha"

[XXX4656]

lolz he sounds like an Aussie by trying to sound American.

[charlieanneharley]

hahahaha! I loved his performance! John Key is the Man!!!!

[bored1980]

I had no idea so many fellow kiwis had their senses of humour removed.

Don't take it so seriously folks, it's just a laugh.

[ylellow]

the country is not divided over the letter H

people in w(H)anganui are:]

[Mfitzgerald30]

yeah john!

[blairoutram]

Im Not a new zealander today!

[MrDoublehappy]

however let us say your PM has irritated me more than moved me and for this i am no better than anyone else - let us say the fact you have a country divided over the letter H is a sad indictment whilst whimsy takes your PMs favor and this is disappointing - this man is doing nothing for your country except empowering a media circus revival.

[Raawr77]

WTF. Cringeworthy. New low in NZs history.

We didnt elect you to go on letterman and tell pisspoor jokes. you tool.

We have now dropped from "NZ; unknown commodity, could be cool, we dont know."

to "NZ; land of the douche."

Thankyou very much Mr Key.

[adazsweet]

yousuck dip shit Raawr77 piss of out of New Zealand - your just a back stabber and talk rubbish. Most of us true kiwis think John did a good job and was a good laugh. Get a sense of humoue you coward.

[Raawr77]

Maybe you should learn how to construct a sentence, or at the very least learn to spell properly. I think its you who should leave the country. At least i have an education and i am using it to benefit the country.

I pay my taxes and have a right to criticize my elected leader if i feel he makes the wrong decision. Its called democracy.

What was our prime minister doing on a B grade show telling jokes anyway? is New Zealand that bereft of issues that he has the time to do that?

[megangattey]

Is he not allowed to have any fun?!

You try being Prime Minister.

[Raawr77]

He can play golf, buy an xbox, whatever for fun.

Going on television and shamelessly pleading for tourists is just pathetic. He looked so desperate for visitors.

What happens when scores of Americans expect to turn up and be treated like royalty

[Ab0rti0N]

Then we benefit hugely from tourism. Don't forget John Key has the tourism portfolio of course he is going to try this kind of stuff.

[Raawr77]

Not really. We obviously benefit from tourism, but the "anyone will do, we are so terrible we will take any person and treat them like a king" deal isnt really the right direction.

It was weak. There are other ways of promoting tourism besides begging.

[hyperband1]

yeah indirect personal gain lol

[hyperband1]

I agree, we have not even sorted our shit out. He cant seem to get a hold of our country before he starts pleading for tourist and thats his job to be Prime Minister not a Stand-up Comedian. Thats the whole reason y NZ is going no where fast is because of the amount of time he decides to do these random things instead of doing his job....

[dreamingofpaperclips]

He never said they would be treated like royalty, Mr "I have an education".

Is is such a bad thing to boost our tourism industry? New Zealand's rates are lower. Give him a break and find something more productive to do with your time.

[Raawr77]

Its not too far of a stretch to infer that.

And yes it is such a bad thing. Believe it or not there are ways of going about attracting tourists that don't involve begging and looking stupid.

[Raawr77]

And how am i the coward? you're the one calling me names you wouldn't dare in real life. What are you 12? You're pretty tough behind that keyboard kid. I bet you're the strongest in your class.

[KingofRakino]

What sort of humourless pinko are you george 44?

[MrDoublehappy]

are new zealanders going to hide themselves now? hahahahahahaah

[kyovsyuki]

No... NEVER!

[adazsweet]

No why should we, it was cool - you must be one dry balls, get a life.

[MrDoublehappy]

your a pathetic little dweeb that has a sub standard education - my life would therefore seem more enviable than the one you are attempting to live moronic amoeba !!!

[9mingus]

you are = you're

[goerge44]

John key haha what a dick!