Slow Horse

[keerak]

I laughed, but then my brain actually did shut off. Too slow a flow of information. My brain probably thought that I was resting. I have no problem with your normal speed and you should note that I am not a native English speaker.

[tekna2908]

I love your accent! And your pretty awesome too ;P

[coryldork]

I used to think I was the only one who could do the voice starting at 1:56

[Em03233]

You are such a smart ass :)

[EmBubbi]

-3 Australia ;D

[lemondrop5578]

This amuses me. So very much.

[hattieeatsthings]

Laughed solidly all the way through this video

[jondevlog]

I know everyone says Littleradge looks like David Tennant. But you actually look more convincing in this to me...

[arigatocoteimashta]

1:43 wtf lazy eye!!

[FashionInnit]

press 5. wait. gold.

[Laz0red]

lol keep pressing 9

[TheOnlyTimeLady]

this actually made me feel like i was tripping a bit, like all time had slowed down :P

[meegos23]

2:48 gold bahahaha

[12caredee21]

lollllllllllllllld

[badbunny]

you're speaking way too slow than I'm used to, I cannot understand what you're saying

[itsjessie13]

hahah 1:08 yesss

[reshichan]

hmmm... its sexier when you talk slower :D

[bhutibond]

Perfect.

[beancatandfigmentdam]

Hahaha I watched these both several times. I am so happy that I watched this because I was confused in the beginning of Horse but once I watched Slow Horse I understood it! Thank you!

[HouseFantastic]

0:08 is too fast!!!!!

[waywardbard]

Wow, there was a burp in the fast version? It was so fast, I didn't catch it! Now I have to rewatch! :D

[yidazhou]

You are talking too fast. Talk SLOWER!!!

[caitlynnFTW]

accedentally paused at 0:35 .... procceded to laugh my ass off... go ahead... try it.. i know you wanna...

[Goldy151515]

Slow horse was painful.

[ocarinalover1348]

speak faster i cant understand you

[darkflower366]

Hahaha didn't matter because I voted early! On a different note I was really scared there that you were going to do something surprising at the end to make us jump. Hehehe

[catratfatcat]

I think I laughed hardest at the silence

[sleepmydeer]

this reminds me of salad fingers

[zachhartwell]

MEATWAD!

[NitriousssOxide]

@zachhartwell Lol!! Exactly what I thought!! And then tried my own Meatwad voice for a while. And I'm wearing an Aqua Teen shirt!! Yayy!!!

[malinarana]

I loved this soooo much more than the first one.

[bannanatree]

You always speed up at the start of a cut XD

Like whenever you start talking about how it's impossible to influence, at 0:49

[supergurl13131]

omg its almost painful to watch this!

[Godzilla2456]

Zoidberg?

[lexydancergurl]

I did enjoy the sound of the fan going at or almost full speed during the end, and also the whistling of that small local species of bird.

[singdancesmile313]

LOL most people probly wouldnt even realize it was slow cause most people talk like this but as a fast talker myself i can't stand this and love that you talk fast!! ignore all the haters!

[PhoenixoftheDawn]

.......

[flowerfades]

Best.

[freakystyley4000]

I would so DO frezned. AND be DONE by Frezned. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. And repeat. SPUNK!

[beckibloom]

I don't like your slow talking nearly as much :(

[callmelivy]

I like your fast talking better. You're not frezned if you don't talk fast.

[SARCASTICanzac]

actually its the melbourne cup in australia

[coryldork]

So it's 12:08AM where I live, and I'm watching this in silence, aside from the purring of my computer and shuffling of my pet rabbit.

I can hear whistling and/or bird chirping for the last 35ish seconds of the video.

[dalyfilmsify]

my utmost and sincerest apologies for every comment i ever made complaining about the speed of your talking...ROFL... ::brains explode::

[AnDream109]

its scaring me how slow your talking... its just not natural.

[nich1jb]

Oh my god, this made me laugh so much XD

[TheRealmOfTheAwkward]

Oh, my goodness. I love you. Can I give you a hug? Can I smell your hair? Too creepy? Okay. I pushed some boundaries.

[rokstargirl123]

your slow-talk speed sounds like a radio show announcer trying to do a PSA for schoolchildren. Also I feel stupid, like you slowed down the video just for people who don't have a high enough IQ to understand your really-fast-intelligent-speak.

[IrisOsirI]

2:10 hey! birdies :D

[XSyntheticSensationX]

without your fast pace of speech, it becomes fairly clear that you're probably a serial killer. just sayin'

[robynbirde]

Poooooollllliitiiiiicsss....

[skyetalb]

I love your fast paced way of speaking!

[dixitum]

Your talking to slowly now BRAVO for finding your speach speed

[seabury]

I thought he was talking normal speed until halfway in. Then I wondered why I was understanding so much more than I normally did, and I clued in :D

[Phreeck11]

This is so un-Frezned....which makes it even more Frezned. Damn fantastic.

[JBLAM29]

first reaction to this video and lasting impression was what the hell is wrong with frezned?!?!

[GaminGuy9001]

I like regular speed better. It was so slow!

[Sohbin]

are you sure you didn't mean to name this video " Incredibly Creepy"?

[TheBoringLifeOfBeth]

I think I heard birds in the background...

[dunsteinthedragon]

Haha i can't believe you did a slow version!

[BrewsterIsAWinner]

haha. Can I be friends with slow Tom? I find him very amusing.

[LibertarianChristian]

fiscal responsibility and personal freedom all the way! sounds like the philosophy of liberty to me! Tom for PM!

[VivaLaLaurennn]

I have never loved you more than in that moment when you severely slowed down at the very end. Oh Tom :P

[MelvinatorEKU]

im gunna marry you.

[Thelackofpizza]

I could understand EVERY SINGLE WORD.

And now, I feel dirty.

[heartsophocles]

LMFAO You really are amazing! Just procrastinating on your novel!

[ahearta16]

you are my favourite.

[rriddiough26]

do you really say this much?!

[Pitchy1098]

Now you've just scared me off...

[stopthehubbub]

This makes me feel wrong.

[randomgirl22695]

@stopthehubbub it's unnatural isn't it....

[zeedentist]

.. my life feels more enriched somehow,

[zeedentist]

However, now I observe that slower paced speaking Tom is a bit more .. suave.

[zeedentist]

I like normal speaking Tom, even when I have to go back and rewatch parts to catch what you said .. but this does not happen often.

Regular paced speaking Tom is more elegant and somehow handsome ^^

[Travnseattle]

Tom, do you have bloody cabin fever? Is it not spring there yet? Are you getting plenty of dairy? Enquiring minds wants to know...

[oKatarinka]

I believe this is the Angus and Julia Stone remix

[IEnjoyPlayingGames]

Have you gone crazy?

[krivera7]

Geesh man, quit speaking so fast. I could barely catch any of that. ; )

[SaraZombieful]

The slow Tom kind of creeps me out. It sounds like everything is in a suggestive tone.

[jerrylavoie]

I hard birds tweeting in the background during the otherwise silent bit.

[MsJinx313]

am I the only one who felt like strangling him??

[mollichu]

@MsJinx313 Yes, now go away

[divinemissm15]

Why are you talking so slow 'Tom from Australia' and have a pompass British twang?

[NothingUnspecial]

i love the long gap at the end :)

[rockermac5]

speed it up i cant understand you.

[baaaarkles]

day off for a horse race im jealous :(

you sounded just like meatwad with that one voice! its a guy from a weird cartoon

[squidneykiner]

it's totally not you and it's kind of hilarious.

[topazfirefly]

oh my gosh...I can't even watch this video because you are talking WAY TOO SLOW

[bodsmith94]

now do fast horse

[blue0eyes6]

pfhahaha

you're hilarious. seriously.

[cloudrookie]

In slow-mo you start to sound posh and English.

[AllieYourAlly]

I love the fast talking...

Although the fact that this video is 3 times as long as the first version of it is HILARIOUS.

[Kathrynhol]

I actually love the fast talking.

[emmfan09]

win.

[SwaBabey]

i love you :')

[xlilyflowerx]

That burp just makes the whole video worth watching.

[lampreynoise]

Wait, that's what this video was about?

[RefusetoListen]

three times longer? lol

[LStrikeSH]

Frezned, why the hell are you doing NanoWrimo, but not Movember?

[AhhhWeMeetAgain]

the last part reminds me of the mad hatter when he goes off on his random mumblings. And yes. That is a word.

[gortiz1989]

hahaha this is so much funnier after watching the other video

[iGeorgiee]

"what the helllllll?!" :L

this made me laugh so much (:

[iGeorgiee]

this made me laugh lots :)

[omgfreakay]

you look so much like Michael Cera.

[sunnybeeSue]

i also suffer from speaking rapidly. & i dont understand why every single person that i meet has to comment on it. 'wow brianna you speak so fast!' i think i know this

[aw04tn]

I like regular horse better :)

[sethmoyer]

Mawwwwage! Mawwwwwage iz whot bwings us togevar, today!

[ElisaPicola]

@sethmoyer lol honestly dont know what made u think of Princess Bride in this video but i LOVE that movie and ur comment made me smile :p

[sethmoyer]

@ElisaPicola 1:55

[kateroonistudios]

I love how you just, so longingly, stare into the barrel of the camera.

[savingeuphoria]

I can understand this version so much better! haha

[rochellesheree89]

LOLOLOLOLOL get ur slow on

[ElisaPicola]

FREZNED! This frightened me! I've never heard you speak at an average pace before, let alone slowly! I'm worried about you, are you feeling all right?

[wakeuptomusic]

I love how this one is 2 minutes longer than the original.

[Jozamonster]

1:43 through 1:53 creepy yet funny

[atm91]

Why do you have so many subscribers who also appear to be haters? I don't get it. What's to hate?

[angelenroute]

@atm91 I've gotten 2-3 nasty comments to my comments too, really disturbing that people have so much need to be nasty, what kind of a broken life must they have??

[ilaugheasy23]

I think the way you talk is fine. If someone can't understand you,they can rewind. Its not hard.

[paschalius]

If someone asks me, "Hey, who can say the word 'Politics' in such a way as to tempt certain listeners to give in to an æsthetically delightful and unnervingly erotic sense of anxious suspence as each syllable is being pronounced?" I can answer, "Tom!"

Serioiusly dude, those last frames look like they could have been painted by the hand of Edward Coley Burne Jones.

[shaunofthedead93]

Well this guy's clearly insane :)

[madelaney01]

that was weird.

[Nexxia]

i like when i understand you...

[lunalover33]

i liked it better when you talk fast....

[MadamePeppermint]

I don't understand how you could do this without laughing because I thought it was hilarious.

[angelenroute]

Can I have your babies? Well, wait, don't answer that, because I know the answer and it's no, because I'm a guy. But can we try anyway? Sorry. Love your genius and you. Great video follow-up. =)

[westeh]

@angelenroute.... Let me guess... your parents are both wine drinkers, your mother named you and you take offence to anyone who is physically stronger then you....

[angelenroute]

@westeh huh? =) my parents are both dead now though my father was an alcoholic, but it was the lung cancer that got him in the end...and no I don't take offenSe to anyone stronger thAn me, because then I'd be offended by just about everyone, and that's no way to live my life

[sec24]

@angelenroute your a cunt!!

[SseBb]

omgwtfbbq

[hazelnoodje]

I can actually hear birds singing in the background. :)

[thepeteris]

Hey Tom, this has nothing to do with this video, but I think you should bring back the random word competition. As a peasant milling around in my sack cloth, I am dying for an opportunity to get you to notice me from your little ivory tower. DO IT. Please?

[anskiboy]

honestly, i don't fully understan a word you're saying. faster's better, that should be your one and only policy!

[soboooored]

Watching this caused me physical pain

[spazpiggy]

i don't think u speak to fast :D

[RenaesWorld]

@frezned that was terribaly slow :(

[dustgirl]

Holy smokes, that was the most painful thing I've watched all year.

[allstar8000]

At first, I thought, hey, haven't I heard this before? This sounds really familiar. And then I realised. Well done, well done. <3

[ThatOtherCaitlin]

Oh god Tom, the last part of that video was worse than watching Magibon.

[RedVolly]

LOL <3 you

[Rayne0804]

NOOOOOOOO!!!! boo for slow-mo speaking :( i like the fast tom wayyy better. though you do make quite hilarious facial expressions when you're focusing so much more. haha.i was really expecting you to flash us a frezned-smile right there at the end. so disappointed. -_- oh well.

[worldsendmusic]

Scared the shit outta me you win sir.

[eatyourfriends]

Dear Tom,

Instead of write an essay i just watched all your videos from beginning to end and now feel a strong emotional bond to you that i know is non-existent because you have no idea who i am. MARRY ME!!!!

Love forever,

[harlaquingirl7]

Oh, for the love of Baby Jesus, NEVER make another video like this. I hate it when people speak this slowly. I speak about as quickly as you do, so I feel as though I've found an internet friend (although you didn't know that, did you?)

[MagicSunshine]

I love you

[FutureWisdom]

Then end was freaking me out. I like the fast way of speech. Much more is done in less time.

[samfitz9]

Oh, wow. I didn't have any trouble with the original, plus I like that it only takes 1 minute, not 3. I don't have that much time.

[theultimatejuicebox]

poooooooooooooolitiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicsss

[marianelamitzie]

UUNIINFORMMME ---- D!! LOL!

[SmileyBlob]

i actually prefer you slower, much more upper class sounding :D

[RocChickOfTheCentury]

@ashortgingerkid no shit sherlock...

[Elvarya85]

Lol, lmfao. and his daily word goal puts me to shame. i hit 2000 every day, though my word goals for the last 2 days have been 3000. but still, 5000? and he only has 1300 to go? wow. also, this was one of the most hilarious videos i've seen. EVER! for a while, i couldn't tell if he refilmed it, or if he just slowed down the footage. loll, but yes. please, speak as quickly as you please, we can keep up.

[niamhdowling]

Wow, I completely missed that burp at the first time around :) It was so fast in the earlier video

[LucyTree]

Are you trying to seduce me with your lowbudgetness?

[kitchenflails]

1:27 low budgets are sexy?

[yerethinnev]

. <3 .

[misstaramcmahon]

hahaha this was just brilliant!

[TheBrennybren]

you seem to be doing LOADS on Nanowrimo. I havent started...but i am mulling.

[RupertsCrystals]

Fresh batteries for Tom.

[creativemachine]

Ok, for the last minute of that, it went from condescending, to hilarious in the extreme. You have redeemed yourself. Now kindly never talk that slowly again please :D

[creativemachine]

this was painful to watch. I feel intelligent when you speak fast and I can understand you. This speed feels like you're talking down to me :(

[RachSaysHi]

lolololololololololololoololol­

[Sarsington]

what the hell is going on

[xgrundieheadx]

i think i shall start marking all the "you speak fast" comments as spam to prevent the making of more of these type videos.

[ariisapotato]

i can tell you were making an effort to talk slowly today

[supergurl13131]

sasbfjdhfb sooooo slowwwwww *twitch*

[B00rD]

When you burped, I imagined the smell. Wasn't so pleasant.

[EmTheFairy]

my day off was spent doing an exam. yeah. uni rules.

[UkuleleUncle]

You speak way too fast in this video, I can't understand a single word you're saying...

[joZepi89]

No, NO this will not do.... i like the fast frezned

[russtex]

LMAO!!!!

[sabmy]

this is so frustrating! talk fast!

[AnIndiePenguin]

Your voice changes so much when you speak slowly.

the eyebrow raise at 1:27 was possibly the best and creepiest thing ever. I somehow get the feeling that "low budget" is implicative of something... naughty...