When my Careers teacher asks me what I want to do for a career I will tell him I already have a career. He will respond by saying what? At that point i will stand up and yell, I am a farmer.
Careers Teach: What kind of farmer? Wheat, beans, what?
Me: ...Stares dramatically, IM A LEAD FARMER MOTHER FUCKER!
It was weird i mean the whole time jack blackes dumb ass is trying to grab a gun out his junk or knife or whatever and screaming ROAR !! Then takes the kid to go get some Coke.
Mother Nature just pissed her pants ;)
MrJJuK1 1 day ago
SUPRISE MOTHAFUCKA
BonTonVon 5 days ago
Btw its LAND FARMER! -.-
PROTootz 1 week ago
@PROTootz google tropic thunder quotes and look for lead farmer
OfficerHotpants159 1 week ago
@PROTootz Well arent you retarded...
FusRoNerf 1 week ago
@PROTootz no it isn't
theburgen 6 days ago
what movie is this from?
delta873 2 weeks ago
@delta873 Tropic Thunder
ThePolskitaco 2 weeks ago
@delta873 Tropic thunder Motherfucker! :3
FusRoNerf 1 week ago
When my Careers teacher asks me what I want to do for a career I will tell him I already have a career. He will respond by saying what? At that point i will stand up and yell, I am a farmer.
Careers Teach: What kind of farmer? Wheat, beans, what?
Me: ...Stares dramatically, IM A LEAD FARMER MOTHER FUCKER!
Broons2112Bane 2 weeks ago
electrolytes
ugurLP1990 2 months ago
Damn I love this movie, I which I could delete my memory and watch this film again.
Souxs9 2 months ago 2
BEST LINE EVEEEEEER!
Niqoleh 3 months ago
So, since when could we farm lead?
therambo220 3 months ago
@therambo220 WHEN I GREW THE FIRST LEAD-STALK MOTHER FUCKER!!
kgmk93 3 months ago in playlist robert downey
Best line in a movie EVER
floodly44 3 months ago
Kirk Go's Ape On Tiny Ant King
BEST SCENE
TheDamian789 4 months ago
what movie is this from?
TheDespticon 4 months ago
@TheDespticon you serious?
Dgenrtionx100 4 months ago
I'm a carrot farmer, motherfucker! :D Psych i'm kidding.
yogort23 4 months ago
Here's my mother f'n
Reznov3198 6 months ago
Me?... Well... I'M A PAGEFARMER, MUTHAFUCKAH!
PharsaNets 7 months ago
1 person is not a lead farmer........
zaxori117 7 months ago
hahhahhahahahahhahhahah
kush997 7 months ago
i dont get it ! fuck ! can anyone explain lol
franbran69 8 months ago
@franbran69 your shooting lead bullets...planting them...
Glockcrazy19 6 months ago
lol press 6 repeatedly
Bosmaboy1 9 months ago
@TheDoveman13 lolloololollollololol
MrUKZIGZAG 9 months ago
@TheDoveman13 i pissed myself laughing when i done it xD
MrUKZIGZAG 10 months ago
you know i think robert downey jr. could act as raiden for the new mortal kombat movie
rambo9791 10 months ago 3
0 dislikes.....there is hope for humanity
DaKook14 10 months ago 2
Press 6
jjj69v 11 months ago
I'm a lead farmer
garrettthegamer543 1 year ago
what is the name of the song this part is in?
RyanMiller4545 1 year ago
@RyanMiller4545 / Song : Michael Nicewonder Is The Next Big Thing
Band : A Death Among Heroes
ATwiztidNiNjA 1 year ago
Hahahaha HE RULE
Fernesito 1 year ago
The absolute classic quote of this Movie!!!!! Kwan low bitch!!!!
JohnnyUltra305 1 year ago
I still don't know what he is
Redsweater4 1 year ago
pause at 0:03 he look so dam bad@ss.
I want his costume in blackops XD
magicstorm1 1 year ago
Visa Application Form: Profession: ____________________
Me: I'M A LEAD FARMER MOTHERF*CKER!
Rachamacha 1 year ago 3
Epic :)
NotSoAmericanIdiot 1 year ago
LMAO I STILL FUKIN LUV THIS LINE!!
manfaeglasgow 1 year ago 2
Robert Downey Jr is so adorable, even when he's pretending to be a black person, haha. Anyone else turned on by his swearing? :<
koreanxfan 1 year ago 3
@koreanxfan Don't forget, he was also pretending to be Austrailian.
ArsenalSPT 1 year ago
@ArsenalSPT Robert Downey was playing an Australian who was playing an African American disguised as an Asian dude.
TheInstantClassic1 6 months ago
@koreanxfan no
jayppk 1 year ago
first day of school :tell me about yourself..
kid1-i like action movies
kid2- i like to sing
me-..I"M A LEAD FARMER MOTHER FUCKER xD
teacher and kids - O_O
ClaireBluvNikki 1 year ago 51
@ClaireBluvNikki Does that also work as an answer to what you did over summer break??
kgmk93 3 months ago in playlist robert downey
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It's funny because he's white.
thebreadbinman 1 year ago
lmao love how u cut it out right before jack black reaches down his pants =P
iteabagapplesauce 1 year ago 3
B.net was here
thesicnessinus 1 year ago
best part is when there's that dude grabbing his balls in the end
00:05 xD
pexpix 1 year ago
yep. this is my new catch phrase of sorts...
drago2021 1 year ago
i like the part where he says i'm a lead farmer motherfucker
diamondboy9 1 year ago 35
when i first watched this movie i was laughing sooo hard when he said that. i never cried with laughed so much!
4k3el 1 year ago 4
HERES MY MUTHA FUCKIN FARM!
clubpokemon224 1 year ago
best part 0:01
dawson491 1 year ago
Best line ever.
GreenFont 1 year ago
It was weird i mean the whole time jack blackes dumb ass is trying to grab a gun out his junk or knife or whatever and screaming ROAR !! Then takes the kid to go get some Coke.
therockerninja 1 year ago
*shooting* Im a lead farmer, motherfucker
BringLuisTheHorizon 1 year ago
I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!
chinovaras 1 year ago
there isnt any FUCKING LEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
airsoftshooter1000 1 year ago
god I FUCKING LOVE HIS EYES WHEN HE SAYS THAT!!!
AnimeLoverOfMusic 1 year ago 3
No it's LEAD, as in bullets
GuyF21 1 year ago
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its actualy "LAND farmer" but hey funny as shit though!!!!!!!!!!
airsoftshooter1000 1 year ago
@airsoftshooter1000 yes totally is,....god you're dumb hes shooting lead from his gun hence IM A "LEAD" FARMER MOTHER FUCKA
nt122989 1 year ago
@nt122989
I think the point airshoftshooter1000 was getting at is that they're shooting blanks. No bullets = no lead. Still hilarious though.
sdfsdfsfdsf 1 year ago
this is now my homepage rofl!
narukun455 1 year ago
awesomeness
i want tht as my ringtone
RaptureDaddy 1 year ago
LOL!
tomandchooky 1 year ago
unless its a farm
lolboyQQS 1 year ago
The only Part in the Movie who is better in German ;)
GuitarHeroMoe 1 year ago
Best. Movie. Ever.
GREATGOOGOLYMOOGOLY 1 year ago 2
Electrolytes xD
B3astB0i702 1 year ago
lol imagine prank calling someone and saying THIS when they ask you who you are XD
Herpkid56 2 years ago 91
@Herpkid56 That would by fucking epic.
KitLonewolf 1 year ago
LOLLL
tupacsomething69 1 year ago
@Herpkid56 I did that. Turns out that i called a priest.
krakendude2 1 year ago
@krakendude2 holy shit lol
Herpkid56 1 year ago
@Herpkid56 It was hilarious. And just to add insult to, well, insult, i told him i'm an atheist.
krakendude2 1 year ago
@Herpkid56 i can imagine that, and it would be hilarious, you sir, have MADE my day. thank you for that
Metroidhunter13 1 year ago
@Metroidhunter13 its what i do best....jk
Herpkid56 1 year ago
@Herpkid56
Pizza Hut: Hello sir. May I take your order?
You: Imma lead farmer, motherfucker!
xXxEL1TExXx 1 year ago
@Herpkid56 LOL
Neji17360 1 year ago
@Herpkid56 i try it :DD
CveDy 9 months ago
@Herpkid56 this wouldnt be as funny as when he says i know who i am im a dude playin a dude disguised as another dude
NickD253 7 months ago
lol oh god this is great
Cloud379 2 years ago 3
who ever doesn't like this part in the movie is a fa99ot
zothany1296 2 years ago 4
amen
ukstreetracer 1 year ago
@zothany1296 people who replace their gs with 9s are equally as gay
holycowrap 1 year ago
@holycowrap so true xDDD
LordMagma15 1 year ago
GOLD!
ImWitWhateva 2 years ago
best damn line ever.
Martin716 2 years ago
I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!
I fuckin luv that line!!
manfaeglasgow 2 years ago
best thing said in the movie
Ophelius22 2 years ago
best part of that movie
XxDarkmessxX 2 years ago 73
@XxDarkmessxX Almost lol....comes in right behind the whole "you don't go full retard" speech.....love it
Banjogoose 1 year ago
YAY AMAZING
SniperWears10 2 years ago
LOL FIRST THIS WAS OSSIM LOL
shavecorn90210 2 years ago