Whose Line: Blind Date Hoedown (1)

[Luveydove56]

Haha i know what he meant when he said "hand"

[Stormcat1]

I was once set up with a guy from spain

he was so annoying, the whole date was a pain

we went our separate ways, but in the news from afar

my rejected date is now a football star

[Dan100496]

I think by "right hand" he meant something to do with masturbation, knowing Ryan

[PalomaRAWRx3]

whats the crying game lol

[AutisticPersona]

@PalomaRAWRx3 Spolier: the woman is a man. Nuff said.

[madanianddandy]

Drew is always really good at hoedowns!

[HarveyBacktheBeatles]

you know when they bleep you can hear them all say it at the end just not well

[kojikatsuya]

I went on a blind date, and she was drawn back

Because to her, I was a sorry sack

I may have bad clothes, and I am very poor

But I make for have a penis 3 inches.... from the floor

[JoshWhitaker87]

i went on a blind date one time and it was really great

we went out to diner and were back at my place by eight

my blind date and i we really had a ball

i was on a blind date with laura hall

[Dragonvale72]

When I was younger, my mother's dates were blind.

i didn't quite understand, i was only nine.

Now i understand the terminology

Cuz mother poked her eyes out when she knew it was Drew Carey.

(if that doesn't make sense then im sorry, but it isn't funny if you have to explain the joke. so you can either get it or not understand. sorry.)

[ShiningTsuki]

Some guy said dying? How does that work?

[chocolateislife5000]

They bleeped out the word hand...

[ackbarfan5556]

@chocolateislife5000 because he said right hand and people who masterbate use their right hand and ABC does not really like to have a masterbation joke said without being cencored.

[pianoman930]

I'm wondering why they weren't doing anything over the ending credits. Had they not started that yet?

[gaamaru95]

Blind dates can be frightening, they can be real crude.

'Specially when your friends make you go, that is really rude.

The last time I went on one, it was really scary.

Because my blind date was none other than Drew Carey.

[HappyGestapo]

I had a blind date last night and it went pretty bad

the girl that came to meet me really made me mad

Now let me tell you something, it might be kind of scary,

It wasn't a girl at all, it was Drew Carey.

[wolfpac1able]

i had a blind date my friends had set up

i knew that morning i did not want to get up

i wasn't sure how they managed their selection

but i knew i left there with a smile on my face. (yeah like i'm gonna say it for the world to c)

[Pyrotech777]

@wolfpac1able I had a blind date my friends had set up

i knew that morning i did not want to get up

i wasn't sure how they managed their selection

But boy she sure did take care of my erection

[wolfpac1able]

@Pyrotech777 bravo

[XavyWin7]

2 people had to play 'the crying game' with their blind date

[kylefreeman777]

when i was set up, i wanted to date a hot girl

i didnt want one that was going to make me hurl

and when i saw her i think i got a fever

then i got to realize my date was justin bieber

[datawolf39]

when i went on the blind date i wondered i would see

would it be the type of guy you see on tv

he wasn't a normal guy he wasn't a jock

happily i found out my date was mr. spock

[Sekiath]

Sigh, I'll try this.

My last blind date, it ended horribly.

I got hit in the eye, for days I couldn't see.

Man, when he hit me, I went straight to the ground.

I really should have thought twice, about dating chris brown.

har har har. old news.

[MyMrAce]

who roseane

[MrDviera1987]

I went to a club for my first date

I picked up this lady her name was Kate

she got mad at me when i called her a slut

then I took her home and stuck it up her butt

[Levyathan94]

I once dated a girl who was fat and round

She must've weighted about 300 pounds

But then she did something that was really scary

She took her mask off and it was Drew Carey!

[Stormrider019]

@Levyathan94

Nice one!

[nirvanaspirit666]

blind dates are really something nice

because they are so much i go on them twice

its not with the same person no that is the twist

i go on a second date with my other fist

[shcoome]

Oh I went on a blind date with the perfect gal for me.

But then I found out she had an STD.

The worst part of that date wasn't contracting gonorrhea.

The chili at her house gave me explosive diarrhea.

[Maestrojosh87]

@shcoome Funny -- Drew Carey actually joke-ended a hoedown in a blooper with "Explosive diarrhea," complete with the final chorus of "Ex-PLO-SIVE DI-A-RHEEAAAAAAAA!!"

[dstebbin]

I'd have to say that Drew had the best Hoedown in this one.

[CatieLouiseT]

this one really was improv :) i came up with it on the spot , intime to ryan's verse, straight after my colin one...im getting better :) xx

"i hate going on blindates,they never go so well,

i allways end up on my bed tugging at my own bell.

2 years later im still angry and i'm really mad,

'cos i'm still sitting on my bed and it's still my own right hand" ;) lol

[CatieLouiseT]

*colin style* i really hate blindates, what a really awful trend,

we'd start the date by seven and by half past, it would end.

i guess it's kinda bad to throw my wine at his face,

but what did he expect walkin in with a blindfold and a mace?!' ;) actualy came up with this watching the episode, in time for colins verse :)

[ZBot316]

I hate going on blind dates they really seem to lag

Sometimes it turns out to be a dude in drag

But the date I went on really was benign

Because I found out her favorite number is 69

[JoshWhitaker87]

i went on a blind date one time and it was really great.

we had dinner and came back to my place by eight.

my blind date and i we really had a ball.

i was on a blind date with laura hall

[pixelbee223101]

lol drew.

[flowers884]

Can anyone please explain Wayne's hoedown?

[MisterH37]

@flowers884 Crying game was a movie about a guy who dates a girl . . . that's really a guy.

[loschain]

lol the first suggestion shouted out by the audience was dying

[SuperOllywood]

I had a blind date, it was a bad idea

I thought I was nice, that I was in the clear

but it did not end well, and i felt a total lout

it was a real blind date cause afterwards she gouged her eyes out

[Illiamwa1995]

I went onto a blind date, and my blind date was really late! I had to wait untill quarter past eight! and then I knew why he was so late! He was the guy from the Texas Chainsaw tape!

[MyUnderSlungLink]

I just had a blind date but she wasn't a fella

But the problem was her teeth were really yella

But i gave her somthing, and now they are gleamin'

Thats what happens when you brush your teeth with semen.

[CB1611av]

Today I'm going out on my first blind date

I hope that doing this, I could find a real good mate

I never stooped this low before, my stomach was in gnarles

My date was blind, because he was Ray Charles

[ladyinspectorfox]

I'm waiting at the restaurant and it is almost eight

Excitement builds inside me beacuse I have a date

But there is a problem, although I shouldn't mind

Next time when it says 'blind date' I'll know he's really blind!

[Crimedog3333]

Tonight I had a blind date, she had a pretty face.

I asked her if she wanted to come over to my place.

She said "I have my menstrual cycle" as we walked out of the bar.

I said "That's ok we'll put it in the back seat of my car".

[ShimuraKage]

This is the best I can do for a blind date hoedown.

I do not like blind dates,They never turn out well

Every blind date I was on,they were always from Hell

All my blind dates are awful,and also very crude

And I got another one tonight and I'm really screwed.

[rrrsegmentat7]

I went on a blind just last night you see

the girl was nice and as pretty as could be

but the thing about blind dates that really really scarey

you take em home and find out they are married to drew carrey

[KatherineXIX]

They should have done the "Dying" hoedown!

[autryj00]

@KatherineXIX No, they would have had dead guys calling in to complain

[PODAngelsFan]

Last Tuesday night, I went on a blind date

The date was this blonde chick, and she looked really great!

But all night long, she was singing way off pitch

Well what can you expect when you're dating Taylor Swift?

[plotch95]

i no im not good locking but im really really rich

[josephpowerful]

right hand?? FFS!!!!!

[ThatsAnAxiom]

Why the hell is there a censor over hand.

Twinkle twinkle little *BEEP!*

0.o

[imthetube44]

@ThatsAnAxiom that joke was about masturbation 

[BlueBlazer89]

@ThatsAnAxiom thats america for ya

[Muggleman12]

damn censor!!!!!!! hand?!?!!?!?!?! WTF?

[TomandaustinRV]

its only censored because he's saying it implying masturbation

[littlemissmulan2011]

ROSEANNE!!!! LOL

[krueppeld]

colin is always so loud xD

Chip was my fav' doh

[sarahthepigeon]

i love the fact that while everybody else sings their hoedowns, colin always shouts. hahaha.

[KoopaDude94]

Yeah, it's funny how he does that. Colin, Ryan and Chip are the Gods of Hoedown.

[sarahthepigeon]

I think that Ryan is just the god of Whose Line anyway, in my opinion, the funniest one, but everybody has their classic moments, and it wouldnt be the same without wayne :)

[SonicMegamanFan]

I think it's a tie between Ryan and Colin. Nothing beats the Dynamic Duo! XD

[randomman722]

@sarahthepigeon You forgot Collin!!!

[biker9476]

drew is supprisingly good at hoedowns, too

[ike4pres]

Censor:

D: Oh God. Ryan said "h*nd". We've got to make sure *that's* bleeped out before it gets on the air.

[KoopaDude94]

Drew should have taken the suggestion "Dying". That's a bigger "life" event than a blind date.

[ipeve01]

I was on a blind date, it was going well

So we went back to, the hotel

When I turned the lights on, it was really scary

Cause stood in front of me, was that man Drew Carey

[imbiggy]

I was getting lonely as of late,

so I took this girl out a blind date.

We came back to my house, oh boy I was in luck,

But at the end of the date she said "That'll be 50 bucks."

[Flamingwindjutsu]

I had a blind date, it really went quite well

The date went off without a hitch, that girl she was real swell

She took me back to her house, it really was a show

She was a James Bond girl, and her dad was Dr. No!

[pippyspot]

I wouldn't mind seeing Ryan use his right hand [=

[HalcyonSkies]

A blind date is a major life event? Someone's life is pretty boring XD

[fairyglade]

man this episode is from ten years ago! i feel old...

[xwigglex]

guys if you look it says 'abc family' and thats probably the reason it got censored

[dstebbin]

Why'd they censor Ryan's punchline? All he said was right hand.

[dstebbin]

So they'll censor masturbation, but constantly make direct references to porn?

[WhoseLineBabygirl]

networks are weird like that, very confusing

[KickButtUnggoy]

welcome to the FCC

[pippyspot]

This has to be one of my favourite hoedowns and Ryan's verse is just so funny XD

[muhandx29]

Blind Dates is something I'm not a fan of

They aren't something as way to find Love

But eventually I went out a few times and it was gay

My dates told me "Screw off and go lose some weight"

[soappy14]

horrible

[bobmuffins]

Why cencor "Hand" at the end...

[AnimeWatcher1001]

"played the crying game"

I never played that before, what is crying game?

[Gollon666]

From what I recall the crying game was a movie about a woman who was trans-gender.

[AnimeWatcher1001]

I know, my brother told me after i asked him two days after i made my comment.

[div753]

who is roseann

[AnimeWatcher1001]

an comic who used to have old television show in the early to mid 90s.

[div753]

thanks am not american see

[AnimeWatcher1001]

i understand

[div753]

thats racist

[bobbobson100]

So was leafblower's mom, but that didn't stop her from playing with my cock.

[hillgago]

it could hav been right penis...lol

[Justinb0001]

What's the fuck is so bad about saying "my right hand" when they don't censor the word penis when it is used?

Is American TV really like that?

I'm from Australia, where that sort of stuff is unsencored.

Except for C U Next Tuesday.

[maxxsbrother2]

ya its the imagery and innuendo. they are really touchy about it. i think they are also owned by Disney so they have to be really careful what they say

[Justinb0001]

Yeah, I see your point, about being owned by Disney.

Australia still has censorship and TV producers can get into trouble if the rules are broken.

One example that slips to mind is 2 years ago at the ARIA's (Sort of like the Australian Grammmys) A Music Video show host got fired for indecent exposure.

[cromep]

It's stupid yes. But it's ABC Family. And they're prudes like that.

[CanuckProductions]

The best part was you could clearly hear it when they repeated it.

[LolaBonne]

I think they should have gone with the guy who shouted 'Dying'. :)

[KatieB88]

lmao ryan always has the best hoedowns!!