Dad found my Yaoi and I have unwanted erections! Ask Mistress M

[yuuumon]

I keep my computer locked and only I know the password :3

[parky004]

you guys are gr8 parents!

[susipunkrockprincess]

When i was a teen i use to love yaoi, but most of the staff i watched wasn't really explicit. Fanfiction.. that was my perdition, i even write some.. it was fun xD

[Ohloveeh]

I love M's laugh!

[Amoniker72]

@Ohloveeh Thank you.

[Flinklehurst]

Wait, if you're complimented by the knowledge of giving males erections does that mean all those sleazy comments on females' YouTube videos are actually appreciated?

[Amoniker72]

@Flinklehurst yeah that is exactly the same thing as a guy quietly being embarassed by something he can't control.

[arachnophile01]

To be fair, Playboy is one of the world's bestselling Braille magazines. Some people do read it for the article.

[whoo689]

Or how about prison inmates who "become gay" temporarily to satisfy their sex drives but then, once they're OUT of jail, suddenly go 'back' to "being straight" and/or still condemn homosexuality and pretend like it's SOOO bad, even though they themselves engaged in it for a time and didn't screw up society? :P

[whoo689]

Even in more tolerant places like ancient Greece, which didn't label whole sexualities like gay or straight but had "gay and straight acts" DID put a "limit" on what was "acceptable" behavior, such as a man getting penetrated. It was "Ok" for a man to penetrate another man, but BEING PENETRATED was "immoral" or "too womanly" or some shit like that. So it was ok to put ur dick in a guy's ass, but it was 'wrong' to RECEIVE a dick?? Lmao

[whoo689]

Or you're a "sissy" if you like another man because "only women" should be into men. This, of course, doesn't make much sense if you consider all the MASCULINE or ultra-masculine gays that are out there (and they do exist), not just ones who are more "effeminate."

[whoo689]

It's just unfortunate how many ignorant assfucks get all up-in-arms over homosexuality. It's not my cup of tea, but do you really have to rain on their parade?? Being gay has been around for almost as long as being straight. I think the REAL reason so many people fear or hate it is because they cling too much to backwards notions of "masculinity" or "femininity."

I.e. it's "feminine" to want to get penetrated by a dick as a woman would. Therefore, it's "wrong" or "unnatural" to be gay.

[whoo689]

Light yaoi stuff like Gravitation really isn't that bad.  I once saw another series or OVA by the name "Sukisho" (something like that), but it wasn't all that entertaining, sadly. I'm mostly straight but VERY open-minded when it comes to sexual shit and anime. ;)

[whoo689]

Some "perverted" (their word, not mine) Youtubers who love anime recently uploaded a very interesting yaoi AMV to the song "It's OK to Be Gay." It's hilarious! :D

[BLACKHAWKDRAGOON]

Yaoi: Gay-Hentai

Boys Love: Romance between guys with no sexual stuff (sexual innuendo yes but no reveals) When my mother found out about this she was very understanding and all but crossed the line when she offered to rent me porn for me to watch if I wanted to. Course I said yes but atlest my mom was understanding.

[whoo689]

@BLACKHAWKDRAGOON Your mom OFFERED TO RENT YOU PORN??? Huh! XD I just hope she wasn't planning on watching it WITH you. Little creepy, to say the least.

[weirdlittlekid]

your head looks even larger then usuall angry, like a bobble head

[joope666]

I am a little curious as to exactly how/when he thought an erection was 'meant' to happen, did he think they'd only happen on command or something?

[TheMrbum]

Mistress M is 40? No way, She looks much younger then 40

[Amoniker72]

@TheMrbum Thank you, I lied, I am actually 39, until June.

[TheMrbum]

@Amoniker72 I'd have believed 29 or even 25.

[Amoniker72]

@TheMrbum Now you are just being flattering, but I'll take it and put off the plastic surgery for a few more years.



[MADMANx511]

iPad + Prive Browsing = :D

But yes, Chrome's Incognito window feature is excellent for "party planning".

[Ralphgtx280]

Congrats Mistress M  on moving to our lovely quite city , hope you enjoy it down here

[Amoniker72]

@Ralphgtx280 I grew up in Adelaide and I am looking forward to going back to Flinders Uni

[TheTetrion]

@Amoniker72 Welcome back M, you'll find the place as you left it! 

[Amoniker72]

@TheTetrion it is a little different, I have at least found one place that serves good coffee, Coffee Branch on Leigh St.

[oCOBBSo]

i have the same couch as you ._.

[alaman321]

Would you like to see me kiss your uncle? I think it's the father with problems, not the daughter :S

[vivalafiaga]

yaoi is creepy -.-

[FloraFaerie]

Uh....just say that it's because you are studying homosexuality in health class. If i had health class when I asked about my 'rents finding out about my likeing yaoi, I would have said it was for health class.

[dalinean]

That Yaoi dad sounds sus... I would have told my wife and got her to 'have a chat' yonks before.

[Sampson366]

Remember to also remove cookies

[chandlerblancaflor]

"you don't have erection problems; you have erections" ahahahahaha... truth

[Veikra]

hi Boo

[CalmtheFoxxdown]

@poodlewacker my disabled brother also does this, you and him would be best friends

[DriggerX900]

she could get her dad to read the first chapter of Ouran High School Host Club...it could be confused for yaoi and it is really funny

[relshar]

What is a Yaoi exactly? I dont think we get them in the UK.

[AngryAussie]

@relshar Look it up on Google images. With safe search off.

[CitadelOfTheDragons]

@AngryAussie Win. XD

[MitchofSmeg]

@AngryAussie hey angry i left a comment before not sure if it was noticed, but yaoi is considered child porn in multiple countries now including the UK and will get them either imprisoned for having it or put on a sex offenders list (hell even googling it might get the latter if they cant prove they were just wondering wtf it means the UK systems that fucked up).

Dont want to sound like a dick or to spoil the fun of getting people to unwittingly look up gay porn, but yeah.

[MitchofSmeg]

@AngryAussie also, love the videos mate :D

[SpAMCAN]

@relshar We certainly do get them in the UK~

[Casper3417]

Congratulations Mistress M!

[zanchan]

Congratulations Mistress M!

Hmm... the sound effect for a guys erection should be as cool as the transformer's sound.... unfortunate :)

[harrymckay]

Yowie?!?!? I LOVE THAT CHOCOLATE

[Pacalakin]

The word yaoi just sounds right from an Australian

[nc17atnce101]

close your browser and use an older version of ccleaner after watching stuff online you don't want others to see!

[nc17atnce101]

when I had erection problems in high school I would just go home and sleep it off after school

[LuigiRules]

FATANG!

[darthslain]

that dad is a cunt..scumbag bigots piss me off

[MardasMan]

I have a similar problem: Such erection problems in the friends zone...

[bukroot]

I am SO glad I never let my parents see the kind of stuff I watch/read, coz they'd lock me in an insane asylum. They still think the only "porn" people are supposed to watch are the light petting scenes in romantic movies. Loved the advice you gave today. I believe it was spot on! Especially the part where she could make her dad feel like he's the one being perverted. Would serve him right to get a taste of what it's like to be judged.

[777jimbo777]

Dont get chrome or firefox those two track all your browsing

[WigglyMalmsteam]

I love the cat. How can you resist that face!

[PAPO1990]

yay Adelaide :) and Awwww, no more of Angry and Mistress M together :(

[thisismebrad89]

holy fuckballs i have the same monkey magic tshirt and none knows what it is

[whoo689]

A bonus Boo video??

:D

[whoo689]

Happy moving, Mistress M!

[Mafk101]

I just kept on thinking of Yowies. Man those chocolates/toys were awesome!

[UndeadKIRA]

"i just go to redtube for the articles" ha nice one

[supervillan]

Storys like the frist one make me happy about my family because some neighour a number of years agod was trying to wind me up asking if was "gay" and having along mocking thing about never seeing me with girls. My mother was putting washing up out side and when she walked down and heard this she just replied "Doesn't matter if he is gay or not hes still a fucking bellend" Love coupled with an insult. it amaze's me how crap some familys are =/

[poodlewacker]

I watch pornography for the story. As soon as things become intimate I stop the video.

[whoo689]

ROFLMAO "I just go on Redtube for the articles"

Well, a more RELEVANT excuse could probably be, "I just go on there for the vanilla sex w/ missionary and nothing else."

[whoo689]

No need to apologize, M. Hyper-ignorant bigots and parents drive me up the wall, too! The sooner they all die off, the better. I'm not advocating murder, but their demise can't come soon enough.

[whoo689]

As long as it's not MORALLY sick (i.e. harms another living being or coerces someone), you're OK in my book. *thumbs up* Diff. strokes, as they say.

[whoo689]

Your 'secrets' are safe with me, Mistress M. I wouldn't judge. :)

[whoo689]

"Unwanted" erections? Lol

You sure about that, anon. yaoi dude? Just embrace the boners! No harm done. ;)

[dangerouslytalented]

Harder to get? I am not having any problems down there anymore... Does it happen like overnight when you are 40 or something?

[steveo6001]

whats yaoi?

[AngryAussie]

@steveo6001 Look it up on Google images. With safe search off.

[steveo6001]

@AngryAussie you could have told me it was gay porn my eyes burn

[kekakukakeku]

LOL WTF. 'if you ARE a lesbian THAT'S OKAY!.. but you'll have to leave the house'

[dangerouslytalented]

And what is Boo's area of expertise? Oh yeah, that one spot in the middle of space that is freaking her out.

[denton908]

I'm not sure if I've seen it/said this before, but I OVE your Monkey t-shirt Andrew.

[denton908]

@denton908 LOVE*

[daohuy]

adelaide! UNISA? or Adelaide Uni?

[Amoniker72]

@daohuy Flinders, Bachelor of Psychology.

[TheTetrion]

@Amoniker72 Good luck with your Psych degree, Adelaide's 'creative' murderers will provide ample thesis material.

[CuriousMoth]

If someone else wants to use your computer to browse the web, you'll be glad if you've got two browsers, one that you use for private stuff and another (default) browser for stuff you wouldn't mind your parents knowing.

[MitchofSmeg]

Might want to add a comment that a large chunk of Yaoi is now considered child porn in a fair few western countries and yeah, as you can guess, be fuckin careful if you wamt to use that stuff obviously(trying to not sound like i judge and also not sound wierd is hard).

[TotallyPhotography]

Were you guys in Adelaide for this one?

[NinjaRaider2]

Oh man, I once forgot to close a window on my laptop, came back, I don't think anyone found it but MEGAPARANOID for hours.

Also hint: if you're going to let someone google things on your computer make sure you have that option that displays what you've googled off... creates awkward moments

[BG4123]

0:59 - 2:00 cat tripping balls

[CuriousMoth]

@BG4123 Boo is always like that. He's like an animatronic cat.

[bukroot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! The couch is being repossessed?!?! O_O Oh, well...at least we'll be seeing some fresh faces, even if they will be sitting on a different couch. :P