America & Shane Dawson's dark secret...

[HaiJazFizzy]

Yeah... The ending part wasn't great for me.... I was trying to get my mind of one of my family members having an heart attack.... :c

[Dmattmc]

shane said he was addicted to splenda and that he drinks splenda water every day

[1483063]

hahah hottest hitler

[ajgolfer1]

sexiest fucking Hitler this side of the Third Rietch

[jobe978]

its true he is when u start to watch him he steels ur mined and then puts a bit of his own so someday he will be abel to control the world i would know ..............help!:)

[louiseandruby]

omg is your tooth chipped in this video?!? *o*

[PrimoBassOfficial]

OMG I HERD ALL CAPS! OMG DONT UNPLUG ME! oMG <3 

[Cutiee687]

the music in the background is by all caps or luke conard

[DawsonROCKS69]

YOURE HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WildCrazyDancinGirl]

It blows me away to know you were in the same 75 mile radius as me...

[MattySP34Ks]

I'm actually a violin and viola player, and as per usual, my mate dared me to do the 'machine gun in case' stunt......5 days in prison, in a room with a rapist and a really big tough shoplifter (awkward much) and THEN on my way out...1x 300 Year old Violin mysteriously disappears...At first I was like 0_0 wtf...and then, 3 days later, I got a phone call from my friend when home, saying that he'd found somebody, selling my violin, in Texas, where I was kept, for £1400...FUCK MY LIFE.

[loverXofXallXlovable]

.... Um, I think that's a hash brown. And I found that really rude, because I've lived in America in my whole life and never eaten deep-fried ANYTHING. Some people fry oreos and butter, yes, and I know you're trying to be funny, but I DID NOT find that funny.

[SkateAndCheerGirl]

wait- why do they even give you that question? as if a terrorist is going to be like "oh no, i'm a terrorist, better check yes"

[TheBeatlesAmazing998]

lol i live in America around that area and i love how true that is XD

[sockmonster11]

I'm not saying he's an alien... but he's an alien.

[TheSleepyZombie]

All caps xD

[MrMichaelishes]

shut up he is an alian and nie nie nie nie ail hail hitler (:

[Schnellby]

Shane is not an alien. He's a better comedian then you

[iiRAZZERii]

hahahahaa at 1:19

[VevoThis]

you see this is why i hate watching your videos...

i watch one, i look in the related videos scrollbox, and i ALWAYS find another one that i have to watch.

[sincerelypickles]

LOL your hilarious :3

[jacklabite]

impressive how just putting " shane dawson" in the title of a video gets you 75 000 hits ! crazy...

[loupiiilou]

I went on holiday to Portugal this summer and they got suspicious of me and searched my bag, cus it had cake in it. I'm a 14 year old girl am I likely to be a terrorist?!? •__•

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

...His ear ring is on the wrong side.

[101Blairvampire]

To ride Michael Jackson Experience you must be under 7 years old? e_e

[Shiek200]

This is me if my thoughts were posted on youtube.....Like, literally.... only with an epic accent......

[marquardtle]

I'm about to try that s*it

[OnyxRainTaisho]

But Shane Dawson is an Alien

[AbyssalRomance]

In America, it seems to be common to inject artificial cancer into every burger or hot dog... I guess that's why doctors are so rich.

[HarmlessVampire13]

@AsaraH18 Wow. You just insulted America and tried to associate yourself with it to justify your insult in the same comment. Either troll on America or defend the country you were apparently born in. There's really no room for both.

[HarmlessVampire13]

Hm. What were you eating? It actually looks kinda good.

[ImAwesomeDaah]

Love your eyes. 

[blackrose14ann]

It's not that bad. Just don't eat at McDonald's.

[tery5432]

That's America :-| we basically just stole everything

[AsaraH18]

I fucking hate America! Those damn people with their unhealthy food and horrible security are incredibly rude. Shit, everything's deep fried >.< or dipped in grease. Yes, I was born in NJ....

[tubular829]

@AsaraH18 dude... just... really? i mean... come on...

try subway no grease there!

L... OL

[ppllmmkk13]

Mmhhmmm, Taste like heart attack!

Lol i live in America and every time i see a Burger King commercial i always say "Its like Diabetes on a bun!"

[xoxashleighxxox]

Bag scanner lady: Is that an AK47 down your trousers or are you just happy to see me? :L

[LuluandDaMoop]

"Tastes like heart attack!"

[sammieboo11]

america isnt that bad is it (an american girl who is wantin to move to another country)

[omyeffinggod]

what happened to your front tooth?

[gcspmcrrox]

You are so right. The airport does make you feel like a terrorist now a days, even if you aren't one.

[Xxheartbreaker196xX]

They have deep-fried butter now. So be careful(:

[EvilJirachi]

Teeth...

[DarreenMiller]

(: Baha. Made my day so much better.

[TheAiprilAylar]

marry me? I will get you a ring and everything

[ChrissiHeartsCookie]

-Poke- owo

[meka1204]

Disney world is 100x better than Disney land. disney land can fit in disney world's parking lot. n im not joking.

[Falloutfan961]

well you and me both agree that too much of our food is deep fried balls of fat! i think some of our street vendors even deep fry fruits/veggies!

[Rokluver]

i love the way he says mountain haha

[astrogirlproductions]

@Rokluver I totally agree!!! He has the cutest accent!! :D

[nekal11]

@astrogirlproductions its so adorable hes even more adorable

[DustyForgotten]

I had a dream. It was a dream that we were not the most obese country, did not get involved in all other countries' business and our plan to get out of debt made sense! But then I woke up. And now Canada is looking better every day...

[DancingAmongZombies]

Hehehe...you have to be under 7 to go on the Michael Jackson ride...

[ajgolfer1]

yes everything is good deep fried and dunked in ranch and cheese and wrapped in bacon

[nekal11]

@ajgolfer1 that actually sounds good and im brittish i love bacon and cheese...i sooo need to move back to england

[sk8rsam66]

Loved the hitler impression! Stay awesome!

[aquishnog]

Is that "Don't Unplug Me" playing the background? Yes it is. I love you.

[FanaticTroll]

"...or even illegal substances in areas of my body that should only be used as a one-way passage."

pffft

Don't lie to yourself. You know you're a cock-crazed fag.

[nekal11]

@FanaticTroll WTF dude whats your problem!!!! they way he acts or talks or dresses doesnt make him gay

[123moonwolf12]

you racist against aliens i have a dream of a world were humans and aliens can live in peace :)

[haleychae1]

You should make a video with Shane if you're ever in the states again! And Shane isn't an alien, he's just weird, but I love him:)

[catirnaful]

Bein stuck in an air port in manchester england with my crabby grandparents,parents,aunt,uncl­e, and my whiney little brat of a sister (we were goimg to cyprus but every one in my family was too stuborn to leave the air port cuz they thought we would miss our plane)

[XanderI8]

He sounds like Nathan from Misfits! xD

[MickeyChick17]

Lmao! "mmm tastes like heart attack!" :D

[jordand3643]

aparently i pull faces like you proud to say that lol loved the vid lucky bastard met shane lol tweedles :)

[awsomegurl49]

ur funny ^_^

[ILoveGiraffe23]

America is made of heart attacks and fat people. (Not that I'm fat or anything...)

[vassnesingen]

Meekakitty song in backround

[iNerdy456]

@vassnesingen Thats not meekakittty. It's all caps. Meekakitty only did a video for it :P

[Michiyo909]

SPACE MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!

[TheSOurSweetGOne]

haha everything in America is filled with heart attacks waiting to happen....

[neonXskittlez]

Dear Stephen,

EVERYTHING in America tastes like heart attack.

Sincerly,

A Disgusted American

[Xxnicoroxxx]

That's America for u.

We deep fry EVERYTHING.

MWHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Especially in theme parks

[TheLunaFace]

1:23 haha whitty

[mevernada]

same airport experience....really, do they have to do that??

[cheerleadergirltia]

Your listening To Don't unplug me! :D i love it!!

[deadtaco4011]

LMAO, I loved this vid.. and shane is most def and alien. :))

[milionstars]

yah! Shane is an alien. oh! look! I'm ur father:D

[sashbme]

All Caps! FTW!!!!

[charliebondinos35]

not everything in america is deepfried xD thats only in texas!

[ninjacupcakes1]

i agree..we americans deep fry everything..thats why ou obesity rate is through the roof.

[cokebear321]

heyyy america is awesomeeee :P

[bootsey987]

i hate to say this but ur kinda scary lol ur like somthing i would see in my night mares u know like a clown or somthing.

[sexychicks8951]

dont un pluge me

[TheLunaFace]

americans deep fat frying everything? stephen r u sure ur irish? have u nevr gone 2 de chippers n askd tem 2 deep fry ur mars bar?? :P

[XxpenguinheartsxX]

LMAO!!! i luv you and your accent! lol "but he's an alien"

[LanaTheIguana]

You need to make more vids, love.

[UnicornPoopsCupCakes]

airport security makes me feel like i've done somthing wrong.

their stare is so creepy o-O

its like saying;

*i have slaughtered a whole town of mexican's and then went and made tacos out of their flesh! mwuahahaha*

its seriously creepy.

(idk why i said mexican's O-O)

[MadonnaFan2000]

haha funny!!! NOT

[mattakuzUK]

It was IIINNNNSSSSAAAAANEEEE!!! XD

[xcisinsane]

Stephen, just to clear it up. The resturants deep fry everything. But at home, most people grill, bake, roast, sautee, smoke, maybe occationally deep fry, and other things. Deep frying is actually more trouble than it's worth because it's hot, messy, unhealthy, and oil splatters all over the place. But I do like to have my deep fried food every once in a while because I'm a southerner.

[deathwarrioification]

gud vids man keep it it up :)

[jqlzp]

I now have a ticket to your funeral lol

[megannmuahh]

That'd be a hashbrown..

[rainsetta]

lol nice hitler impression

[YourMNKY]

0:25 made me crack laughing. :D



[The64v]

Killing others? Killing ourselves, too. Eep.

[mylifeisdance327]

Oh us Americans, killing others with our fast food. That's the one and only reason why I hate my country...

[xMissLilyMariex]

My worst travelling experience was when I went to Thailand during Swine flu scare time. Everyone was wearing hospital masks etc. I then felt very I'll and I told my Dad and he was like You'll be fine! I handed over my passport and proceeded to faint. I woke up when 3 security guards were carrying me through a crowd. Everyone just stared. How embarrassing. :)

[MalibuBarbieLives]

yes the yanks motto is: would you like a box with your heart attack?

[felipezurbano96]

he had meekakitty's song on the background, don't unplugme

[awesomekayla]

has anyone else noticed how angelic he looks because of the cam haha?

[iluvcandy569]

Disneyland =3

[LaraDarkwood]

Just imagined SD as a cockroach. Ew

[sasoriXxxXsmexy]

i LOVE your eyes <3

[ChickStandingLast]

u think airport security things are bad 4 u ? try being afghan =x lol

[gache97]

have you considered to clean up your teeth ? or put brakets 

[JaredOhBrien]

My worst experience would have to be when traveling to Mexico, Jalisco and stayed at my grandma's ranch for a month. The place looks deserted even though my aunts and cousins were there too. I got home sick really REALLY bad i mean almost to the case where I was depressed the last few days and wouldn't go out at all. I also got sick the second week and had a sore throat and ate soup all day. Worst traveling experience ever!

[awsomegirl11d6]

we are lazy, deep frying is easy :)

[isa12320]

oh noo you got sucked into shanes splenda problem

[igotbitbyapigtoday]

Mitchell Davis And Shane Dawson In A Room Toghether With You Lucky.

[teenagemutantme]

Lol the Nai! made me lol

[Gillsaurus]

My worst traveling experience was when I got bronchitis in Isreal. I couldn't swallow anything and yet I had to swallow a pill the size of a small child! Other then that the trip was awesome though

[Kate2297]

my worst travelling experience was when i went to france last summer alone! i missed my plane, it was absolutely awful! im actually from Ireland so it was great to be back and see my family again :) I love your accent! haha i used to have it too and i miss it! keep making videos :)

~Kate

[MegaDinoRawrr]

You and Two Door Cinema Club make me want to visit Ireland. Really bad. I'm gonna study abroad there next year in college!

[2009stephaniie]

LOL XD

[3xtrem13]

disneyworld in florida is betta!

[1suite613]

Yes, Why do we fry everything~ >.>

[SDfunnygirl]

Dear Stephen, We're really sorry about all the crap we put you through but at least you got a good video out of the experience. Love, America <333

[PixelMeBlu]

In the south, they deep fry pepsi. Yes. Pepsi, the drink. Also, the farther south you go, the sweeter the iced tea.

[theonlyzdog]

is that a guage?....no comment.

[theevolvingbitch]

Haha how is Shane Dawson an alien?

[2009stephaniie]

@theevolvingbitch XD he just told u lol

[PandaStrikesAgain]

omg i went to disneyland LA!!!!! :D xxxxxx

[pandapuffnugget]

And thats why I hate the states. Deep fried everything, and customs are a bitchh.

[genea44]

omg this was made on my bday

[kimisrandom]

lol smexy shades dude x

[coolbeansLem]

You may be pretty awesome, but i'm not giving up Shane:')

[TheFarewell1989]

We're blunt because 9/11 has caused many people to be paranoid with flying. Since 9/11 we have stepped up our security...a LOT.

[Kelsie154]

Mitchell Davis is from Ohio... as am I. :D

and deep fried food is gross. ha

the smell of grease makes me sick.

especially when it's fresh.

It's extremely repulsive. :P

lol at the Micheal Jackson comment. :)

The worse travelling experience I ever had was when I went to Canada with my parents and my dad was joking around, saying he was going to push me over Niagara Falls. ha

(I was 5, keep that in mind)

It scared the shit out of me at the time.

[BIKE4LIFEZ]

hahaha thats what my cousin says when he visits me for once.. 13 hour plane ... yuck

[yukikuran]

LOL i just got done watching shane dawson XD.

[hellolover99]

Try China. If you tihnk America is bad about frying...

I mean, they're less over-abundant, but they fry their fruit, even.

[mASTOORBAITOOR]

dis fella needs a slap in the chops, your irish not american ya queer.

[MJfreakNunu1]

i loved you until you said that at 1:18. DONT MAKE FUN ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON !!!!!! :(

[MJfreakNunu1]

my worst travelling experience was my school exchange to san sebastian in spain. it was just horrible. my hostfam didnt even cook or pay my bus!!! i lost 10p & i cried everyday because my exchangespanish hated me & always was like 'your freind is better than you bla bla' & gaves kisses to my bf o.o now i hate spain.

[sweetsaneat]

Dude, Its America. They have triple everything. Like, who on earth would eats Triple Big Macs?

[kolmf]

Em, why do you have a 'RED' sign in your room if YOU LEFT APARTMENT RED!!!

It's not the same, Stephen... It's just not the same...

[VivaLaVieBoheme49]

um... i live in america and ur so sp right, idk y we deep fat fry everything, i guess we're fond of heart attacks...

worst pplace? um...school XD and utah and texas... we're not patriotic XD

-jesse and tristan

[xCSxSCx]

Haha I live in america and i think its ridiculus about the whole Deepfried EVERYTHING! its disgusting. :)

[YoYoYoDaddio]

you have one green eye and one blue I LOVE IT!

[AlicePotter864]

your eyes .. their too pretty ... why are they so pretty ?

[rjnovac]

"It tastes like heard attack' ! LOVED THAT! Yeah, we deep fry so much here. You could bread and deep fry a dog doo and it would be delicious until you die from your heart attack and/or finding out you just ate a dog doo.

[udlacaga]

where is this guy from?? and yes shane dawson is an alien...hes from other planet...

[HeyItsKelly1]

@udlacaga he's from Dublin in Ireland :)

[kitty70605]

I don't know why everyone deep fries everything but it's sooo gross!!!

[twilightaholic101]

was that deep fat fried fridge magnet a hash brown? :L

[AshersRawrBitch]

i'd reboot you if you'd look at me<3

[MrSaw7632]

This guy needs to....brush his fucking teeth !!

[Lolcatsman1337]

artery clogging goodness!!!!!!!

[greeneyes2011]

But Splenda isn't sugar lol!

[smellydude55]

you should start brushing your teeth



[hotterthenubitch]

haha you should come to CANADA! <Canada is the bestest (:

Free Health Care ;) LMAO.

YOUR HOT

[PonyPonyPonyHorse]

F I N A L L Y ! An Irish youtubey blog person ! Cause us Irish are dah best ! ;)

[murphyissosute]

You really are the hottest guy in Ireland ay? :D

[Sinnlosx01]

Was that Question there True ? If yes, lmao some Americans think Hitler is still alive.... and whats with your Earring ? :o

[thelaststandingemo]

i dont like you go away we all know about splenda water how do u think i live retatd

[cheybug394]

which state and city did he go to? if he came to florida im gonna cry :'(

[dimzyn3sspcullen]

his earing is on the right .. hmm .. he isnt straight ryt ?

[brendonstar50]

haha, the american stereotype, fat people

[Opcheadliner2]

YOU GOT TO COME TO FLORIDA?!?!?!

[hoyteetoyteetoy]

"tastes like heart attack" lmao :3

[LPfreak1976]

What is with the MJ crap god. lol

[CrazyAnimeTako]

Deep fat frying everything? You should check out a carnival in America, they have deep fried Oreos and deep fried Snickers. The Oreos don't taste that bad though (never had the snickers) but when you bite into them you feel the fatest person alive...and then you eat another. XDDD

[Totsuzenshi]

USA is f$cked up

[WordsCantSpeak]

@Totsuzenshi You are f$cked up.

[HippieChicK123TM]

spelnda water? really shane? :L

[stangingkiller]

I Got Stuck In Germany For 7 extra days because of the volcano eruption in Iceland.

[madiisme1]

you know u L♥ve it........

[pacowillrocko]

Omg i know that song "dont un plug me"

[MagicalGirlBehoimi2]

Yeah, deep frying everything is what we do here... it's why we're all so fat.

And hey, at least you didn't go to a state fair or a boardwalk... that's even worse.

[wannalookyo]

could you be any sexier? I really don't think so

[sasukeichigo12]

i hear "Don't unplug me" <.< halfway through the video. i love that song :3