Fun With Shorts: Maintaining Classroom Discipline (Part 1)

[girlofsummer489]

"Jeesh, the Gestapo were easy-going compared to this guy!"

[reubenthetadpole]

'Yes, they all think 'Plbbbbt!' "

LOL!

[thefaboloussob]

6:37 "Y try 2 bucket?"

Yeah, well buck yourself, narr8r guy!

[thefaboloussob]

Damn. Y do those boys look @ the teacher like they intend to jump him?

[thefaboloussob]

This is like "Dangerous Minds," except no minorities, violence, Michelle Pfeiffer, or "Gangsta's Paradise." I would try 2 watch better films about teachers, from "Dead Poets Society" to "Stand & Deliver," but this clip's only over 7 minutes long.

[akarich000006]

When did Raye Birk start teaching math?

[needles1987]

They're 30 year old 9th graders!

[seventhsheaven]

"...How to Win Friends and Influence people"? Is the narrator Dale Carnegie?

[animi411]

where did this person find so many old videos?

[ngobleus]

Circa 3:10

No wonder Neville hates Snape so much, he keeps getting sent to the office for stuff he didn't do!

[snootylittlecutie]

1:08 justin beiber, no!

[SaltyKid2]

Holy crap my math teacher is exactly like this

[FrostbittenWolf]

"AND GET ME THE SCOOP ON ROSEBUD!"

Citizen Kane reference.

Nice. Ya gotta love a guy who makes great jokes, not realizing the demographic likely to get them immediately have dementia and will forget ever watching this video.

[ashleykappelmann]

This video is a humorous example of a teacher who does not "create and personalized and motivating learning environment for students" (ISLLC #2).

[pollysbuddy]

hysterical...LMAO

[pollysbuddy]

hysterical Lmao

[ElveeKaye]

Jeez, this teacher couldn't be taken less seriously if he were wearing a clown suit and riding a unicycle. In fact, that might get the kids to pay attention!

[snakes3425]

Frank Grimes....Homer's Enemy: You know that explains a lot about why he's such a jerk

[DGF2099]

He reminds me of more than a few math teachers I've had...Do you think they serve gin in the teacher's lounge?

[kissmeimaidiot]

How do you know the german words for: But Sir, we don't speak English? Google Translator?

[alwrig]

It's true; mass punishment doesn't work.

Too bad Catholic schools haven't caught on to this...

[dfirest1]

Most of you have no foundation at all

"Modular Punks!"

LOL

[45gunner]

Frank Grimes...Homers Enemy!-LMAO!!!...by the way he prefers to be addressed as "Grimey!"-LMAO!

[ShadesofScorpius]

Awesome!!!

[Phlarm24]

This is amazing.

[GusF]

This guy reminds me of my maths teacher.

[DerrekJThompson]

Funny. This short is surprisingly enlightened.

[chainsr]

I laughed for a good minute at cellular mitosis

[MutantLitherKhan]

More than half of you failed. "That's almost 30%!"

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Watch as he kills them!

For these kids, this is partying it down!

What the Hell, are they drugging the tater-tops in this school?

Geez, the Gestapo were easy-going compared to this guy!

"2 detentions! 3 detentions!"

78 detentions!

"Well, this is going to get us nowhere!"

So why are we watching it?

[bullza001rocka]

Homer's enemy?

your funny, do you own a lot of MST3K

[Steeple333]

The Goofus version of the math test lecture sounds like he took notes from the Habit Patterns narrator. Wonder if he has Babs in that class.

[Timewap]

I think the teacher could use some drugs. Good thing the 60's come after this movie :p.

[frazzified]

i love your voice, and your commentary :D

[gossman666]

This is awesome!! Great video!

[needles1987]

He's going to play a drum solo.

[silvertamagachi]

Brillaint! I wish Mike, Joel, Tom Servo and Crow could see this . . . they'd love it! (Yes, I know it's a show, but they'd still love it!).

[needles1987]

The chalkboard's in the back of the room.

[dfirest1]

Mr. Franklin! He threw a chunk of gouda at me!

"It's about the stick up your butt, sir"

"Sorry you cannot have the sex change due to your psychological..."

Whole room is silent and studying-"For these kids, this is partying down."

"Ok, since you all think it's so funny"-"I'll put panties on my head!

[needles1987]

Frank Grimes? Homer's enemy?

[azar96]

Mr. Grimes is lucky, with classes these days he could look forward to a good shanking during lunch time.

[insanedemonspaz]

I love the sex change joke.

[thejoexman]

"More than half of you failed"

That's almost 30 percent!

You do the MST3K men proud, sir.

[electrogeek77]

"Yeah, they all think 'bbfffffft"!"

That brought tears to my eyes I laughed so hard.

[shadowplayer1980]

This short is a prequel to Battle Royale.

[TomSFox]

Did you say "Aber Sir, wir sprechen nicht Englisch"?

[davidtennant4life]

yes he did why?

[TomSFox]

None of your business.

[davidtennant4life]

why? he obviously aint relyin so rather tan u waiting i deided to tell u wat a big mise that was u dickhead

[thEannoyingE]

ja he did :D

[romeorhino]

Not at all! I find her very attractive. (Seriously!)

[TomSFox]

Yeah, she kinda is.

[ngobleus]

@romeorhino

Ah, but just like Crow in the "Racket Girls" episode, you're being turned on by the allure of a woman who is long since dead....

[needles1987]

She is kinda cute.

[winched]

"You can go fly a kite."

"Boys language!"

LOL

[gruntfan91]

"mutiny!"

[OelkerStudios]

he's just like MY math teacher!!!

[ElveeKaye]

"You see what low grades you made on your weekly mathematics test?" But, sir, this is English class.

I can't help it, I laughed when several kids dropped their books on purpose. XD

[jmELISE]

man i would so love Rufus Sewell as that teacher, bring it on..XD

[snakes3425]

So Frank Grimes went from Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to Springfield High School. Thank you Homer Simpson

[DarkMario2]

I know I've heard "I'm also afraid of lightbulbs", somewhere else.

[snakes3425]

Who hired this guy?, and why is he still a teacher

[ZaharaUzumaki]

Teacher: "Well, what is it?

Josh: "It's note from Dr. Williams about the stick up your butt."

[altairhawk39]

Two jokes I wouldn't have let go.

1. Gunnery Sargent Hartman jokes from Full Metal Jacket

2. When he turns the paper it sounds like a shotgun getting pumped...I would said "HE's GOT A GUN!!"

Furthermore...I'm a huge MST3K fan...and I have to say you did an awesome job riffing this! You get 5 out 5 in my book and I tip my hat to you!

[romeorhino]

Thanks for letting us know!

[retardedhampster]

im gonna stick w/ mystery science theater 3000!

[vfdj42]

"By this guy...Brad Garret."

[fatimanatashacosta]

this is so fuckin funny

[Steeple333]

What an ass. xD I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking. "Grimes? As in Frank Grimes?" xD

At least Mr. Voiceover agrees that being mean ain't the answer. =]

[KDANTEATER]

"That's almost 30% of you"... I could here Tom Servo saying that. ;-)

[snakes3425]

The teacher from hell, we've all had him

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Word.

[decharnex]

I want 78 detentions!

[Sgrubb1S]

Teacher: 2 detentions! 3 detentions!

Josh: 78 detentions!

[lostonexxx]

Hes like my dad!

[AbbeyNormal]

Maybe if he actually tought the class instead of just writing everything on the board and ignoring the class...

[snakes3425]

You've got a point, last time I checked his job is TEACHER, meaning he has to teach them