Pete Wentz tells a joke

[soulpunk35]

I love his joke and i -3 you

[candymomo12]

@Newee Apparently YOU haven't noticed all celebrities do that. Whether they're assholes or not.

[xXLilMissAVATARXx]

HE IS AMAHZING ♥

[andreaoaco1]

lol..the girl with the blonde hair has the same tattoo pete has

[ally56]

Okay if you guys no Pete you know his personality and his lame sense of humor. I love you Pete!

[iheartyouhily]

i no but this clip is from when he went to the zoo thats a funny video you should search it..its from the samw trip but this isnt actually in the zoo one..so the guy that said you suck it was a joke cuz it was like a buz full of like "friends" kinda or "fans"

[Sam5726]

I laughed!

[AwwwCatarina]

i dont understand :/

[xxheartbreakerxxx11]

lol

[luckymi4U]

haha. this shits funny.... in the middle of the joke some guy's like "you suck" haha- made my day

[fanofewan]

HEY, HEY, cRystal it's me!

OYE!

YOu know, Jessiqueer. :D

[Blink182Tour]

lol, at the guy in the backround saying. "you suck"

[dudeperson52]

pete is so corny .. but in a good way. :) <3

[emeraldforrest]

hahahahaha. :)

[narutonhiscutebunny]

lol omg thts was soo funny!

[ViLLeVaLoLoVe666]

lol xd

[sweetooth18cullen]

lol

[CatsPanicForFOBphoto]

lol this is soo funny!

look at the girl on the left in the front... she has a bartskull tattoo on the back of her neck just like petes XD

[Neelam1301]

hahahahaaha lol

[Xmychemfan13X]

haha! that was cute :D

[Newbie432]

♥__♥

[DoTheHelenKeller23]

lol the guy in the backgrounds like "you suck"

[jennifer656]

lol it im posting thiss on my myspace blog!

[fobisbeast12]

i thot is was funny!!

he looked really cute too!!

[cristialana123]

lol the girl in on the left with the blonde hair has a decaydence symbol tattooed on her neck :D

[kiwiboy55]

heh heh, not bad Pete, for someone whose vocals sound like a dead guy (Plz don't flame me, I like Pete, just not his voice)

[jjorrdann]

hahhahahahahhahaha

[hyenafreak101]

ahhhhahahahahah!!!! nice pete luv u.

[lostkey33]

i love peter lewis kingston wentz and his smiles

[Do1DazzleYou]

Ha ♥ Pete

[TheUnderagedLiar]

LMAO

someones like

"You suck" all seriously, and he just keeps going and laughs. lawl.

well, heres the deal. I love patrick, more then i love like anything else I've never met before. And i trust his opinions, and HE said that PEte is actually a really awesome, down to earth guy in person. Soo, on behalf of Mr. Patrick stump, I shall stand by him and say that Pete is not an asshole like other poeple say, he just cant act normal on camera. :)

PAtrick ownssssss peteeee :) (L)

[r8edrchic]

ha! okay it took me two times of watching this to understand it....eggs get hard in hot water....but they talking 'bout something else ; ) .....i just got laid by a chick....laid as in plopped out of a chicken'a ass....laid as in getting....! yup.....@. 00:05 who yells you suck?)_)

[sallybooboobaby]

Pete Wentz is hot

FOB is amazingly good but...

Pete wentz is an asshole...

I'm instantly gonna be thumbsdown for that one

[TheUnderagedLiar]

lmao, 3 thumbs up XD

[sallybooboobaby]

Hahaha omg i thought like people were gonna be all like THAT BITCH she called pete an ass SHE SHALL DIE!

xD

great to know some people agree :D!

[Do1DazzleYou]

Seeing as Pete Writes the lyrics for FOB, he can't be that much of an ass if you like fob?...

[sallybooboobaby]

ummm...I didn't say anything about him being an ass for writing the lyrics now did i? I'm just saying some of the things he's done are an ass like move...

[Newee]

@sallybooboobaby apparently you havent heard of him promoting Invisible Children which tries to save child soldiers in Uganda. Or the countless times he's promoted and increase public awareness of important issues. Seriously. Get your facts checked before forming an opinion.

[19Wylds95]

@sallybooboobaby hes really not a dick, he does alot of work to help charities and hes very assionate about it.

[TheRandomPpl10]

nice!!

[warriorcheer1]

i like at the last millisecond pete's half open mouth smile

[FalL0utB0yDRUMA]

lol good joke but look at meh with my tattoo

[flowerheart111]

O_O Pete...that was corny but we still luff yew! O_o

[coco0272]

lmfao. x] wow.

[dngrouscrgo]

at 0.05 someone shouts "you suck" at Pete

[petewentzrox01]

cause THEY'RE fags!

[shenghii]

OMG petes a retard... in a good way

[anolix]

WOOOW :D

Pete Wentz is the sex <3

[ThoseMaskedTeens]

Wow, so appropriate for a children's zoo, but that did make me giggle a bit.

[XhigurashinonakuemoX]

i didnt get it

[MrsGothWayxxx]

i did get that.not very funny but petes sexy-ness made up for that :D (but patrick is SO much fitter!)

[xCLanD3sT1n3]

The best joke I've heard in ages,

plus Wenz is TEH SEX <3

[prettypinkflowers]

LOL, I think that's the first joke I've heard in ages that HASN'T been an epic fail .__. Yay Pete!

[nanahainti]

that girl had petes tatt on her neck! cool, i'd be like "look at my neck pete! can i have a *cough*really really*cough* close look at yours to make sure mines right?" lol

[nanahainti]

bwahahahaha! pete so funny!

[BecauseMTVsaidso]

Pete is such a moron! But I love him for it! Lol! Proceless joke! Lmao

[2yourgrave]

haha the guy who says you suck

[therealmrswentz101]

LMAO

this is the funniest thing ive ever heard him say

:D

[HIPPYHAIRBAND08]

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

omg .

[winniedapoohxoxo]

thats funny

[ChrissyxIsxAxNutter]

Oh god. That was epic.

[xxbubblygirlxx]

ahhh i wish i was on that tour bus so much

[FallOutLEGENDS]

LOOK AT HIS FACE AT THE END!

Priceless face.

[reginafalloutgirl]

LOL!

[nessabyeah]

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It'll be a minute before I get hard I just got laid by a chick"

Priceless

[Just0neMe]

haha xD i luv it! ^^ he's so cute =)

[NeonColours123]

i cant catch it

.....something...... laid my a chick??

[ralts29]

It was

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It'll be a minute till I get hard, I just got laid by a chick"

[Xxavengedromance92xX]

hahahaha thats well funny,,, what did the egg say to the boiling water, then a funny joke, omg pete ur the cutest boy in the worlllddd xxx

[XxFxXXxFxX]

ik hou van jou

[XxxEmoHollywoodxxX]

Lmfao!!

I told my best friend this joke at school...

He FREAKED OUT. He thought it was the best joke he's ever heard. xD

[chrisinator13]

thats funny, i've never heard it before

[6minutestil705xJB]

pete: what did the egg say to the boiling water?

random guy: you suck

ahahahahahhahahah

[thunderkid4]

rofl

pete:what did the egg say to the boiling water

rnadom guy:you suck

rofl XD

[mindfreakangeluv]

omg. how awesome..i luv dat boi...

it'll be a minute before i get hard i just got laid by a chick.

lmao haha i just made the audio preview say it

[sesshomarusgurl1020]

pete is special. wow.

[penguinslovehockey]

what did the egg say to the boiling water?

...to get to the other side

[9intheafternoon777]

wow...weird but SICLY AWSOME joke petie i luv u

[WolfGirlPassion]

LMFFAO!

[TevoRevo]

someone said you suck

[natters1697]

I always use that one when people get at me XD

[meloneyfob1]

OMG WHO SAID YOU SUCK IM GONNA HUNT HIS ASS DOWN AND KILL HIS ASS

xD

[emilywentz07]

omg im on the floor that my fav joke

[ukiki2012]

LOL, "You suck"...gosh who would say that? weird...

[taylorway78]

it took me a while 2 get it but now i'm lmao.

cuz it's a dubble pun. "It'll b a while till I get hard", and " I just got layed by a chick" hilarious.

[xGREENisthenewBLACKx]

AHAAA! it did take me awhile to get that...oh wellz! i luv peterrrr and his fummy jokessss

[ryanandbrendanluv]

gah pete is was too cute!!

muahaha i love him and his...special jokes XD

[PanicAtTheDisco8968]

lmao XD

[iDontGetIt4444]

Bahaha

That's my new fav joke.

[ThugLady]

hahahaah

[luvmafwends]

ur a dickhead x

[emoxguyxlover]

haha it took me a minute to get that =]

[xcadyyxlovesthe80sx]

you suck. lol

[PanicFanForeve]

One: WOW!

[PanicFanForeve]

I meant one word... my bad!

[kbtai7]

lol

[cookiexgoesxmoo]

Lmao? xP

[crazybabie55]

the girl sitting rite in front of the camera she has the same tattoo as pete wentz of the bat heart thats so flippen awesome =]

[GaarasGirl89]

what did the egg say to the boiling water?

what? YOU SUCK lolll

[GaarasGirl89]

haha

[angier27]

lol luv that blonde chicks tattoo

[Xylomaphone91]

Woah! Sweet tattoo from the blonde chick! I want the Clandestine tattoo on me too! LoL! Funny as hell joke! WTF is up with the guy telling Pete he sucks? Bastard. He's just jealous.

[xndxc]

I think it wasn't for pete, the guy who said "you suck" was telling like the answer of the joke, because nobody could say to pete that he suck, and if someone may think that, he wouldn't tell him in his face and so close to him. And I want the tattoo too!

[Xylomaphone91]

Yeah, probably not. I think the ppl that close to him are more than likely fans.

[ILoveFriGhtFeSt]

Ahahahaha! Omg

I wounder how the people reacted.

[emilywentz07]

WASN THAT JOE SAYIN U SUCK

[miserylovesmuah]

lmao

[PeterPanndaLuvr]

omj, i am in hysterics right now!(:

[9colombia2]

ahhhhh

i love stupid jokes like thoughs

[agisophie]

LOL at pete's face in the end :D

[RetardedGeniusness]

hahahaha.

wow.

[xxkxxmxxpxx]

lmfao great joke pete!!!

[dreamofdemonsxx]

Lmaoooooo. :|

[RainIsEvil]

That was hilarious!

If you think the joke is suckish you probably don't get it :P

Well... That guy was mean to say "you suck" to Pete. aw :(

[lennybeany]

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[EdwardScissorhandsss]

thats funny "you suck" haha. luff petey!!

[MCRisGerard]

♥pete

[maecowmoo]

That was sorta a suckish joke..buh thats wat so funnny iono  ..buh it was ok..lol!!!

[Pankeu]

"What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It will be a minute before I get hard, I just got laid by a chick."

ROFL LMFAO LOL.

I'm Still Tearing.

[cheeseislife]

lmao.

pete is great.

[yellowpeepsaretastey]

lol love it!!!!!!!!!!!

[wentzabean]

it gets me every time

[fobloover]

the "u suck" makes me laugh not the joke

but its sounds rude hihih

[NinjaXsunshine]

a dude in backround (when peterpan said "what did the egg say to the boiling water?")said "u suck?"

[Pandakitsune]

I comment in couple years when i stop laughing.GOD!! That was hillarious!!! OMG. new favorite joke.

[xohopeless814]

im sorry but that is actually really funny

i love how pete just randomly says stuff like that in public lol

[NinjaXsunshine]

haha omg thats so funny peter pan is such a cutie ♥♥Katie

[failfayce]

That was actually kind of lame.

Considering.

[6MrsWentz9]

innapropriate joke! but it was funny

[neonpinkappletiser]

haha i told my friend this and my teacher walked past and laughed...My whole school know this joke now =D

[iwannameatpete]

omg that a good one il use it thnx pete lol

[XXbeautifulXpistolXX]

ive used this so many times now! i luv pete and his jokes. funny how he doesnt care that he's in public.

[P0onag3]

LOL a piser

[fobxxpanicxx]

thats hot

OMG that girl has clandestine bat tattoo!!!!!!!

[YourABender]

LMFAO LMFAO

[msjackass2b]

roflmao

I'm so tellin evry1 i kno

[petewentz54cena]

"you suck"

[AbercrombieGirl548]

im obsessed with all of em. i could never stop. NICE JOKE PETE! lmao. there really funny guys.

[SammyTheDuck]

so hilarious

..

You people should be less obsessed

[AandB]

lmao

[edamanteum]

haha wha??

[xcelinax0o14]

whoever said pete sucked in this video is gay because pete does not suck =D

btw pete nice joke lol

[patrickstumpurmyhero]

lmao

[Kimiko335]

ahhh! rotflmao omg pete is so fucken crazy! i luv the smile at the end too lol

[mwis1]

haha my best friend keeps on telling me this joke at least once a day.

[WildxEyedxJokers]

wow Pete. You're such a loser [in a good way], Pete but iloveyou anyway!

[barbaraizabela]

What did Pete say? I couldn't understand the end of the joke...

[XxVivaLaAlyxX]

What did the egg say to the boiling water

It'll be a minute before i get hard, i just got laid by a chick...

yesh

[barbaraizabela]

Oh, thank you.

hahaahaha, it's funny...

Pete's the best

[smotherxthexglow]

hahaha

[Cheeto164]

after I head this, I told that joke to my best friend on the bus the other day.

He laughed so hard he fell off the seat.

lol, boys will be boys....

[xxhxxrxxkxx]

haha i love this joke!

:D

[xxojazzieoxx]

&hearts; PETEY

[exfriendsxx43]

Ohh peter.

[fobislove467]

lmaoo. hes such a nerd. but i love him.

wow pete[:

[petewentz54cena]

"you suck" XD lol

[rockisforlovers]

lmao!

"what did the egg say to the boiling water?"

"you suck!"

bahaha! i love it.

pete, you're quite the comedian.

[FlawedTiming]

"you suck" lmao.

[labradoodle2000]

o i get it ^^

[UDontKnowMe14]

lmao im guessing it took u a while?

lol ohhhhh i get it...its a joke? i get jokes bahaha

[luvpetewentzandhemxx]

lol that wwas funny.....

[truthisadrug]

ew i was there. haha

[blondiexx137]

ha lol hes soo funny.

[seducethesinger]

Rofl. Oh, Pete Wentz.

[panicXsceneXO]

hahaha

[ILovePeteWentz91635]

Ha! That was pretty funny..

[PanicItsSammiScene]

petey reads maxium ahahha

[wentzabean]

rofl omg that made my day

[tatixxx3]

his face at the end. hahahaha. i died.

[tatixxx3]

LMFAAAOOOOOOOO

[chicagoxlight]

lmao

that's a good one

[PanicJulz]

LMAO!