Japanese Subway Stretching Routine

[TheTrestleTable]

Why are people commenting on the chick to the right? Just look at the pure and sheer beauty of the chick on the left.

[konflictification]

The subway is actually clean. Unlike NY

[MrUlutraman]

extreme hemoroids?



[Natsukir]

lol Jesus @1:04

[TheredstrawberrySRK]

i wonder what would people think if I did that in a crowded downtown LA bus

[antlp89]

Haters gonna hate

[w4rr10r11]

He can't hear you over his swagger.

[FrapsYou]

asshole, he was so confident that the door he was facing at will open instead.

[pitpif1]

MOVE IT LIKE BERNIE!!!

[TheBuddhaKid]

Lean Back... lean back!!!



[Redzoob]

Japanese Jesus comes in at

1:05

LOL

[matcpn]

I though Japanese subways were overly crowded with people packed like sardines?

[hiashiro1]

@matcpn perhaps 5 years ago. Japan is constantly expanding and revising it's metro systems. There are still some problems with overcrowding in the most crowded areas of the most crowded cities, but rapid population decrease and commute revising has made things much better. Japanese subways these days are mostly comfortable. Clean, quiet, and the people are less rude then most other societies of today.

[shugo66]

at the end looks like he has to take a big ass shit.

[EyeAreRandom]

Is this normal in Japan?

[GodBlessYou2008]

@EyeAreRandom this is normal or not, that guy doesn't seem to be a Japanese.

[888JERKIN]

When Japanese swagger meets T-bagging

[vrylol987]

omg Outbackzack.

[PhiZonFTW]

I really would love to live in Tokyo. Wouldn't have a clue where the best places in the city to live would be though.

[pkLipe]

haters gonna hate.

challenge accepted.

[ass23ful]

This was uploaded the day after my bday! :3

[erikblazer13]

he looks like he is falling asleep xD

[indydaisy1]

testing them chinos out i say

[hmp22]

Nobody seems to notice much at all... probably cause they're looking at the girl on the right

[NastyMutation]

o-o r u alive?

[xFegzx]

Fuck does this guy really live in Japan I hope he didn't get earthquake

[PoxHimself]

You guys are just mad 'cus he's stylin' on you.

[TheCCCKKK]

Only in Japan....

[SkyF0X9]

what is jesus doing in japan??

[Beriven]

It must be some Japanese thing. I saw this out side the station in Shinjuku last year. Also notice no one is looking at him at all but they are looking at you recording.

[Arongomar]

@Beriven LOLZ

[pouyazoso]

Wait did i just see mike v walk in at the end?

[SoooBlue]

If this was in the UK this man would have been getting slandered.

[Sinsiterules]

I didn't know you were allowed to record in the subway?

[AnqusVideos]

someone needs to go to bathroom

[hereslookinaukid]

where did those random white ppl come from at the end of the video?

[Omoshilog]

I have seen this guy in Tokyu Den-en Toshi line platform in Shibuya station!!!

It was about a year ago but the man was so weird I never forgot it!!! Do you know which subway line this is??

１年くらい前にこの男性を渋谷の田園都市線のホームでみました! 同じ事をしてました!

[supersudoku2]

that asian guy to the right has a girl with a short skirt and a loooonnng long long jacket.

[LUCASviaKIMURA]

@35 seconds it sounds like the WW2 air raid siren goes off.

[BinkyStalls]

He's doing the Tea Bag

[Pandaristiclol]

lol



[Domexpo]

this lady did this bouncing exercise in the aisle on the 14 hour plane ride to hk

[OntologicalQuandary]

damn i wish i could go to japan

[Ineedagoodscreenname]

omg look at them sexy ass thighs on that girl da damnnnnn

[109mytiger]

A missionary came in at last xD

[japangamers]

he singing to himself (lean back)!!!!

[SirGriefALot]

I wonder if Japanese people get pissed off when they see a white guy filming them do something strange?

[charlieiscool1000]

none of them seem too care or notice tbh there quite open minded

[everysinglenamesgone]

Maybe he's just trying to release his gas silently.

[CFRMTB]

He just needed a dump. Either that or he has piles.

[Patchumz]

Epic beard on that random dude.

[DarkMnMChocolate]

Japanese subways are clean.

[limosine]

Haa The gaijin is stalking you!

[MMAFIGHTER187]

Did two white people go inside of the train in the end? Guess there are a lot of whites over there also

[dmachine01]

I think he was trying to hold in his bowel movement.  poor guy.

[Crazyalbokid1]

wtf white man walks in in the middle of japan that crazy

[TheWhiteOtaku]

whoa the sign is in part english for the advertising of that sale

[TornadoBarrage]

how is he not falling.

in the NYC subway i try not to hold the handle bars and im almost falling. is he a wizard or are trains in japan smooth?

[mota411]

Something tells me he really has to go and cannot wait!

[jutjut417]

he's so thuglife.

[WildWalrusFilms1]

I think ive seen that chick on the right before in a porno hahaha

[zakyum]

What a fool

[hemoglobin12345]

Dude is just being a total boss, that's all.

[greenblattsamuel]

This is a Japanese mating dance.

[squirrel007]

he is so high

[squirrel007]

that dude is high as shit

[LaCokaNostra81]

1:06 Rasputin???

[fredy132]

1:04 holy shit!!! white people xD

[ThePenguinProduction]

DAMN THAT ASIAN CHICK TO THE RIGHT WITH SHORT SHORTS IS FINE :D

[meow3636]

@ThePenguinProduction

Hell yeah she is

[va1ova1o]

i don't know what scares me more. That stretching or the fact cheapy films strangers in public

[Mustang3813]

holy shit! Jesus walks in at 1:04 :)

[JadedBeliever]

Looks kinda creepy

[MrSneakySly]

Huh what?

I was loonking at the guys hair in the top right corner

[Shahenshah10]

@MrSneakySly And I wasl looking at the chick next to him :D

[109mytiger]

Hahaha

Happy New Year ,Cheapy D !

[DoomMarco666]

Thats one smooth OG lol

[RamSG9]

Cheapy we miss you :'(

[pcman09]

"Haters gonna hate!," says the man in his mind.

[Masanian]

Oh Japan...what would we do without you

[ozzy78]

pretty funny. he has pretty good balance too considering he's on a moving train. looks kind of like the gravity scene from inception.

[suiton629]

@CheapyD I don't think anyone in Japan cares on the subway what other people are doing. Seems like everyone is just minding their own business except for that one guy near the door by himself. He looks around quite a bit.

[C0sm0sTheM0use]

Invisible urinal

[DestinyHeroMovieDude]

I'd say it would be pretty strange to see that in america, but it's Japan, and that kind of stuff is expected over there.

I'm just surprised to how EMPTY the subway is.

[stargateheaven23]

@DestinyHeroMovieDude when i get off at my stop. i'm practically the only one on the train. and i live on the yamanote line.

[DestinyHeroMovieDude]

@stargateheaven23 Then either the subway is huge, or japan is losing people by the second.

[stargateheaven23]

@DestinyHeroMovieDude the only reason people go to my stop is to have sex. since it's just full of love hotels.

[DestinyHeroMovieDude]

@stargateheaven23 Oh. That explains it. Ok, thanks.

[dillonpapst]

Thumbs Up IF U Want MORE Lunch With CheapyD

[Stephenmtats]

wow japanese girls are so hot, i envy the D man so much!!!!

[frootEpebbles]

haha cheapy just wanted to record that asian girl on the right

[JegBot]

You should have put in a "long fart" sound effect.

[ChesuMori]

Maybe he's trying to keep is balance; the train IS at a thirty degree angle, after all.

[ishotbuckwheat]

in soviet russia, subway stretches you!

[OfficialDruvy]

do more lunch with cheapyD!!!

[davidb69]

dude looks like he needs to go to the bathroom or something

[loocoot]

Must be a yakuza..

[Infinite0112]

He's not stretching, he's just posing for his homies.

[Arongomar]

@Infinite0112 HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[chriseggabson]

@Infinite0112 LEGEND!

[SkyeKingdoM]

this man has swaggg

[VaporIntensity]

@SkyeKingdoM He probably went to Swaggington University

[zabakkabou]

aaahhhhh tea bagging ? XD

[SuXor]

How did he not see you filming him :P

[paulink]

This is why I love Japan.

[majined]

Is this the metro? That is how gangstas stand in Japan. I seem them all the time riding the Chuo line to school... haha

[revampted]

What the Hell? What the Hell indeed

[Eddiefry]

Look at the very end, Jesus did come back, he's just hanging out in Japan

[LeBronKK]

@Eddiefry exactly what i was thinking lol

[TheDailyMonk]

He's not stretching his back, that is just how gangsta's stand.

[Eddiefry]

Nice, been a long time since I seen a vid from you, im surprised there is room on a japanese train to be anything but absolutely vertical.

[fally15]

....half expecting a backflip at any given moment xD

[Godryu17]

what the heck lol

[VElliot]

1:05 Is the Viking the focus is part 2?

[DarkMichael89]

se estaba durmiendo?

[nairb687]

lawls

[CRAKIZGOOD]

LIMBO !!!!!!!!!!!!.