David Letterman "Top 12" 2007 - NASCAR Drivers

[Slichkit]

Tony Stewart lol

[88fanforlife]

way to be original kyle, and tony stewart kinda riped off martin truex jr's joke in the 08 top twelve because tony said the chekard flags make great throw pillows

[gewiz1000]

lol at number 3, that pretty much sums up tony stewart

[StFidjnr]

the late show top 10 is the show's trademark segment... except it's been superseded by the late show's top 12

[Hordesthugz13]

Wheres Chuck Noris?

[AMPLIGHTNING]

lol "Not one of those sports where u have to inject stuff into ur ass to be good!" That is the best!

[231thedream]

@AMPLIGHTNING So true!

[MegaMr46]

Can't Believe Dale Jr. is not in the chase.

[littleRafael27]

@MegaMr46 i can

[StFidjnr]

David Letterman is going to make history

[immortalclaws]

i guess they repeated the caring thing 2x because its true nascar actually gives more money to charity then any thing else....YEAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT NOW NASCAR HATERS WHAT NOW MOTHER FUCKERS....pardon my french

[ericstranne]

fits stewart pretty well, right?

[14purplesmoke]

lol luv ti it waz awsome

tony stewart waz great luv his joke

[WilliamIndyFan]

Wow, all of them were hilarious!

[earnhardtlivesE]

nobody cheered for the rest they cheered for gordon lol

[SmokeFan86]

the Harvick one cracked me up and Tony looks like mobster!!!

[mejn10]

have they done it this year

[dalejrnation88dude]

no i think its next week if u miss it u catch it on youtube : P

[oldskooldrumma]

not yet

[dalejrfan123]

not that i've seen, and they already did their nyc chase media tour, you should look up the "Shock Absorbers" they did on uh..Jimmy Fallon i think.

[titansnascarfan11]

LOL Kyle Busch took Mark Martin's remark from the previous year.

[penta14ann]

Never saw this before til now & it's ironic that Kyle Busch is the one that says switch the R & C in racing & you get caring cause he sure doesn't seem the caring type when it comes to being on the track.

[MrChevrolet24]

ahh , wheres jr.? at home watching that on tv haha

[SKoser73]

LOLZ !

[Crazyconcoctions]

kyle used marks from the last year

[fordstheway95]

ya carl!!

[ericstranne]

he only laughed at harvicks and stewarts

[assholedevastator]

of course Gordon' s had to do with putting something in his ass

[terradusa4219]

I thought Kyle Busch, Kevin Harvick, and Jeff Gordon were the funniest.

[Tauras40Maniac]

Why was jeff gordon the one to mention anything being injected into his ass? Flaming Homo? Surprised Jimmie and Jeffy weren't holding hands during this sketch.If Dale Jr. was there, the trifecta would have been complete.

[TheEverydayWebcast]

ur just the worst kind of person lol

[TheCougarFrom1983]

This is so fucking stupid & Lam! I could come up with funnier things to say than that

[meteorachaos]

Mark Martin did the CARING gag during 2006 List.

xmxcx

[notbendable]

It still blows me away that Kenseth really wears a wig.

[SHJ1011]

wtf?? where did u hear that??

[notbendable]

After his Busch championship get got one. Query for _"matt kenseth" hair_ at google, look at the pics at SpeedTV's forums.

[NickWood07]

lol

[kranberri1975]

This was so much better that this years.

[AutismSpeaks400]

didnt make 07 chase

[RARchevette]

didnt make the chase last year

[redheadsrockit]

jimmie's hot!

[24jeffgordan88JRfan]

shootertec00: IM SOOOO SRY I ACCEDNTLY MARKED U AS SPAM :o...

[NASCARbaby3891]

i loved truex's face and how he said "lovely" lol

[connorbright73]

jeff gordon is an idiot i dont like him but i know hes not gay

[shootertec00]

I can't believe the people that are saying Gordon is gay. I mean, you're probably saying Gordon is gay, to hide the fact that you're gayer than Tony Stewart.

[Nicholasthebold]

isn't it hard to reconize them without their driver suits

[Vultic]

no.

[SHJ1011]

not for a real nascar fan.

[Nicholasthebold]

jeff is NOT gay, he has a wife and a kid for crying out loud

[PEROXWHYGEN24]

lol wow jeff got the most cheers GO 24

[connorbright73]

yeah i know jeff is ga

[nascarkahnefan9]

how many people can say their office goes 200 mph? I love Carl...sooo sexy

[SuperUltraGanten80]

Gordon and Stewart had the funniest ones.

[ffdog911]

jimmie johnson has injected into jeff a bunch of times i bet.

[zarubaconst]

"switch the r and the c" joke has been done twice now. Mark Martin did the year before.

[MrRTrain61]

@zarubaconst seriously, something is wrong with Kyle Busch.

[RetroMountainDewMan]

@zarubaconst Mark did it better to :P

[sixflags48]

shut the fuck up asshole

[randamhero66]

damn do you have something in your ass. Sounds like it.

[hmsfan2448]

burn in hell

[randamhero66]

you must be the one in sixflags48's ass.

[zeldapronmaster]

jeff gordon is not a good racer but when you fuck with jimmie johnson. its fucking on!

[racermac1988]

Okay I'm laughing my ass off at this.

But lets recap...

+Both the Busch boys, STFU!!!

3-Tony Stewart=RIGHT ON!!!

2-Jeff Gordon=Knows all about putting stuff in his ass

1-Jimmie Johnson=Yeah your wife thinks your fast because your practice on Jeff...

[fearthehawksndcavs24]

junior johnson would drink a helmet full of gas... lol this johnson rocks (cough cough not jimmie cough) but that's funny

[3fan4eva]

Bastard Busch stole Mark Martins joke from last year....dumb ass cant even come up with his own joke

[dalejrfan123]

blame the writers.

[nascfranz]

Jeff Gordon was the only one who got cheered when they present him. he rocks.

[dalejrfan123]

ya, cuz jr. wasn't there.

[AravisofArchenland]

oh my, when was this?! I totally missed it! *bawls eyes out*

[combatking08]

In my opinion NASCAR is the best sport in america. In baseball you have steriods(beef roids). In basketball you have refees with with gambling problems. And in the NFL no tounch down celebrations and you have the PARTIOTS (CHEATERS!!!!!!!)

[justboycrazy45]

AMEN!

[TH3A7XKoRn]

@combatking08 i agree every other sports fb baseball basketball bashes nascar i love all those sports but nascar the most

[spkobis]

hey guess what if you dont like nascar you must be a flaming queer. hmm whats to hate the 200mph door-to-door racing, or the horrible crashes, or those extremely awesome and close finishes. yeah thats real boring...NOT if you dont like nascar then why are you watching nascar vids...dumbass wholes

[biker7767]

Because there fat and lasy.... how r they lasy they run harder than indy u stupid mother fucker.... and if u dont lik nascar and think all tht about it y do u watch nascar vids then y so just fuck off u stupid fat peaice of shit!!!

[biker7767]

fuck u u r nothing to being a man... u wanna no who the man is.... hun... huh.... Dale Earnhardt Sr... he is the man and if u saw JPM talking on speed y he switched to nascar... because he said F1 and Indy was boring and BULLSHIT!!!!! no its not whit trash.... and its not the money... F1 and indy pretty much make the same thts if u have sponsors and shit... so fuck u ur trash so shut the fuck up!!!!!!!

[biker7767]

fuck u nascar is awsome...... u call it boring... y do u think a bunch of open wheel indy drivers and fromula 1 drviers r switching to nascar..... uh let me think... uh... because indy and F1 is boring... dumb shit.... JPM even said its bullshit!!!! he said tht F1 and indy is boring and same wit the other drivers switching over cuz nascar is exciting and good dumb fuck!!!

[SHJ1011]

if u dont watch nascar dont talk about it... u need to watch it just like any other sport to understand it...

[pujolsmem]

fuck u its better than irl doucebag ur best drivers r comin 2 nascar so id shut the fuck up

[kendrakeebler]

thanks for sharing, i never got to see the episode.

[TaraGosling78999]

Same here, I missed it.

[AMarshall1024]

johnson, gordon, and truex jr had the best ones

GO JEFF GORDON!!!!!!!

[ejs1978]

It should of been for Tony Stewart: "Driving fast and starting fights on Saturday nights!"

[XxNOTINGxELSEXX]

wait at 3:21....didnt Mark Martin say that last year?

look at the other video from LetterMan at 1:30.

[Mikey2448]

Yeah, Kyle stole it from Mark :P

[TryMyMartini]

@Mikey2448 You don't actually think the drivers themselves wrote it do you?

[RickR0ll]

LMFAO @ Jimmie Johnson

[rogunit]

He did acknowledge Jeff too...

After shaking Kyle's hand it sounded like Dave said "the f*ck you doin? leave my thumb alone" Too funny.

[rogunit]

He did acknowledge Jeff too...

After shaking Kyle's hand it sounded like Dave said "the fuck you doin? leave my thumb alone" Too funny.

[rkjg24]

notice how Jeff was the ONLY one to get cheered. In your face, Gordon haters!

[XxNOTINGxELSEXX]

haha very true!

Go Jeff!

[EvernhamMotorsports9]

I have an iHelmet

[purplerose83]

Loved this skit, except for Kyle Busch's line. That was Mark Martin's line on last year's show! OOPS

[DeniseIndy]

I would suspect that he knows Tony. Tony did race IndyCars and Dave has been involved in IndyCar racing for quite some time. That's probably the only guy he really knows.

[wscapital]

....And well, Jeff, "Nice to see ya"

[fireandflames18]

lol Letterman to Kyle Busch " What are you doing? Leave my thumb alone" great stuff

[dino2354]

Notice on the handshake at the end, that out of all the drivers Letterman acknowledges ONLY Tony