Zero Punctuation: Wet

[poopsmith890]

omg with bad internet this is a bit more like "unexpected punctuation"

[javalavadingdonglolz]

ever notice how shooting is just a bunch of quick time events where you hold down the fire button and rotate the mouse?

[DeathnoteBB]

is that "padding on every surface" just a joke? Cause... in my old middle school they actually put padding on the beams...

[linuslillen01]

....this one felt longer than usual...

[Dagger0Fangs]

you are real fucking hero man, angryvideogamenerd has no shit on you

[Blur866]

@Dagger0Fangs You cant compare AVGN and this guy. It would be the same if I asked you "which is better? A fish or a moon" They are completely different and they have different styles and they review different games.

[Ebvardh]

The cover art, and obviously the name, are terribly effective to mislead into assuming the game's much better than it actually is.

I congratulate the artist who made the illustration, albeit while cursing the fuck out of them for playing into my impressionable, sexually frustrated psyche like that.

[kruthikv]

Just one more .....I swear!!!

[goshenguy]

poor pillock's boss.

[GreysonMacAllister]

@bourky93 that's what gamespots for

[RedTsunami11]

lol there's 69 comments...

oh darn.

[0SexToast0]

Watch this video and watch this /watch?v=ZAdi5a1u2i8 ... fucking hilarious! Yahtzee says everything they say is bad, when they think its good, and during the interview it still looks like shit!

[bourky93]

I think he went a little too easy on this game... By far the worst piece of shit on the planet and can comfortably say that not a single soul on this earth thinks over wise. The only few who think slightly positive about it are the people who feel sorry for the game being so shit in just about every conceivable way, so they take it upon themselves to be the gamers that say a game is good because let's face it... SOMEONE has to.

[TheMIniGore]

did anyone else googled Wet box?

[n11n12]

I'd totally play a game based entirely on Pillock's daily life.

[USEYAHOO]

good call

[13mungoman13]

3:58 God, lol'd so hard., I think I'm crying.

[LUKE070069]

They have padding on our poles at school. Aw cripes.

[executor34]

I'm totally going to search for "wet box" with safesearch off

[SoliceSniper]

Am I the only one who immediately googled 'Wet Box' with safesearch search off?

[domo5671]

the first image in the game you see is the definition of "wet" meaning covered in the blood of your enemies!

[FireButts15]

BREASTPLOSIONS

The Breastening

[MegaJesusFucker]

I've been watching you for 3 hours!!!!!!!!

[Caboose039]

@TheDAPLR Twatblanket.

[Pikazilla]

i love pillock, he should reappear

[ZuttoAragi]

@Pikazilla I think he does every so often, dont know where though

[celestialobserver]

breastplosions lol

[247goldeneye]

Is it me, or does Russ Meyer Look like Uwe Boll?

[MrSlatwob]

-ANDNOTHINGELSE-

[ryakoasakora]

Woah there Yahtzee, in this world there are two things Cinema and Games I do one thing, you do the other, I don't try to critique games as It isn't my place to do so so it would be good if you did so vice a versa!

What kind of a world would it be if people started doing what they wern't paid to do and thus made everything a bunch of bollocks hanging from a lampost because it's to drunk to remember how to get down.

Now stop reading this comment and get back to work.

[fedupx5900]

I thought MOUTH breathers were the contemptible ones.

[MGUnit100]

31,493th!!!! :D

[MeatloafStudios]

TheDAPLR Made a "FIRST" Comment 

[Bigthingreg]

Fuck. I thought this was going to be a review of Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory =(

[onionknight777]

I couldn't stop laughing at the pillock bit. xDDD

[ThePhantomPS3boy]

I remember when I wanted to buy this game.

[Nattely]

the music in the game is awesome

[ShadowWolfRising]

"to appease the ocotopus that lives in my head."

lmao

[247goldeneye]

F U PILLOCK No offence anyone who is called pillock.

[thehunt12021]

@247goldeneye look up the word pillock. now feel regret.

[MrDrBeak]

@GoldTacoProductions Eeyup.

[62cky4powerthirst]

@GoldTacoProductions yep

[TheWoodaba]

@GoldTacoProductions And why are you asking that in a ZP video?

[Jugador96]

@GoldTacoProductions

eeyup. but, why are you asking here?

[Jafroboy]

When I played Oblivion, I cried with Joy.

When I played Fallout, I smiled.

When I played Wet, I threw up.

[breasthound]

great. now i have to google wet box.

[111blacksun111]

That's one of the best ones I've seen. Yahtzee, you kill me XD

[TheTribalEffect]

hot cover

[majnic2]

Wow, youtube froze right as I got to the "loading screen singularity" bit, then I refreshed hoping it was an elaborate joke end to the video.

[TheGuyAlwaysOnTime]

Damn I couldn't even play past the first practise course that's how bored I was.... BOSSES?!?!?! QUICK TIME EVENTS?!?!?!?

[Tphras12]

"im more of a dry person" hahharhar

[consmos]

Lol "it's finally happened"; he genuinely lives his life in fear of that specific highly-improbable random event actually happening. Christ i laughed

[AxelXGabriel]

When Yahtzee was describing Rubi, for a second I thought he was describing Revy from Black Lagoon.

[YorkJonhson]

@AxelXGabriel Resemblance isn't there? lol

[Jayko249]

@AxelXGabriel My Thoughts exactly!!

[zwabTheRealOne]

This guy... needs so many more viewers, he deserves it. XD

[CaptainGirlrod]

@zwabTheRealOne he's way more popular on his actual website

[0x28]

I bet the word 'wet' and a hot woman on the cover drew billions of gamers into buying the game.

[edgecutterman]

@0x28 Good bet.

[SarItachi79]

@0x28 That's the truth for most games these days. And it sickens me.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

@0x28 If only the marketing group shared the intellect with the actual makers.

[SDReaper2009]

@0x28 worked for me

[GoldTacoProductions]

I think rubi (on the box) looks quite hot

[NightmareSein]

_?_

[Kersey475]

"She seems to confuse swearing with wit. That's my thing!"

[amy0w0]

Forth?fifth? Sry can't see da previous comments on my iPod - 3-

*googles wet box with safesearch off* :D

[vengeanceproductions]

@TheDAPLR

Tool.

[javelin901]

@vengeanceproductions being first is nothing, try being last...

[PaladinGear15]

@TheDAPLR THIRD! what the hell does it matter for?? seriously

[alexhuje]

@TheDAPLR O'RLY??? *Throws blue shell*

[Mickster1267]

@alexhuje 1,000,000 Cool Points for you sir.

[dabears17x]

@alexhuje You told him. *Gets golden mushroom*

[minecraftprotipsman]

@alexhuje In mario kart, you can avoid a blue shell by using a mushroom right before it comes down and hits you. i tried this, and it WORKS. the deep magic is revieled.

[DJUsive1]

@TheDAPLR

If you're referring to the order in which people will be forcibly evicted from the gene pool then well done, yes you are.

[gmodman999]

@TheDAPLR And thus. You became an idiot. Oh wait, you always were.

[TheDAPLR]

@gmodman999

Jesus, I was wondering 'What does this guy want?'

You responded to a comment half a year old, man. Think next time, okay?

[gmodman999]

@TheDAPLR I did think. And I did look at the time that dumb comment was posted. You probably still do it.

[TheDAPLR]

@gmodman999

Man...clutching at straws, don'tcha think? I mean....I was either just or even wasn't a brony 6 months ago....seems like a life time ago now...

[gmodman999]

@TheDAPLR What does that have to do with anything?

[TheDAPLR]

@gmodman999

I'm saying it was a bith-ass long time ago , dude!