@ashens I purchased two N64 controllers off of ebay, both made in China and on the package there was the infamous "nought to three sad onion" I was so amused. Even more amused was I that the chinese knockoff N64 controllers actually work better than the stock ones and are a nice translucent blue.
I think the four games on the back are different names for the ones included. Hero of ball land is the football game, King of Air is the dragon squadron game, Huge Warship Action is the whale game and Kinght Errant Walk is the fighting game..
They should make a game called Yellow Plumber Saves Purple Princess. You are the yellow plumber and the game could be described this way - You are to be plumber. Go into level design and orange turtle fight. You will find princess purple apple from large orange turtle. - then it's a rip of Mario with street fighters music
Ashen's Channel becomes like some sort of secret Meme-base :D From Fatabatarang, Quincy, the Silver Skull, Noseybonk up to Chef Excellence and the Godmonster^^
Ye stereotypical Chinese folks that exist in large quantities and old folks with no idea what a game is would buy these things to give to their non-too impressed young children. It's rather sad because you can see this shit all the time in a lot of Asian stands.
You could spend years trying to figure out what Retieval Mankind's Batman is supposed to mean. Heck, you could start religions trying to use scripture to interpret these mysterious words that ooze with supernatural power. Though evidently not the power of speech.
I think they only make these rip-offs because they want you to "play" with them...and review them...all because of you... Thank you... For these popstations... We all love... The sad onion.... And the popstations... Are your fault... Thank you... For these rip-offs... Oh! We also love Quincy!
It's funny how he acts surprised everytime they play the Mario theme on one of these despite that fact they've been using it since before the PCP Station.
Hmm, I guess "retieval" is a misspelling of "retrieval", which is probably mistranslated and should (possibly) be "rescue". That would be my guess. Unjumble the word order and you get what it's probably supposed to mean:
I am mangler, ripper, tearer, mutilater, dismemberer, and disemboweler of fatarang packages around the world, horrid and cheap products are both my hate and my passion.
Max Hoffman:Not an excellent replacement
Chias75 23 hours ago
I want 1!
Madcr0ws 2 days ago
@Madcr0ws You must be high.
DiversityLight 2 days ago
GO CHINA!
CHINA IS GENEROUS!
CHINA WILL LIVE IN PROSPERITY!
Madcr0ws 2 days ago
HE'S A RAT FUCKER!!! XD
zzyxyz000062 3 days ago in playlist More videos from ashens
they're not controller ports they're master and slave ports
darkorbitfanatic 5 days ago
@ashens I purchased two N64 controllers off of ebay, both made in China and on the package there was the infamous "nought to three sad onion" I was so amused. Even more amused was I that the chinese knockoff N64 controllers actually work better than the stock ones and are a nice translucent blue.
grassulo 5 days ago
FUCK YEAH! $2 SHOP PORTABLE GAMES!
clankzappah 1 week ago
the happy meal toys are better than this one
australiakevinp 1 week ago
I'm sorry I'm wrong. Right.
OpticalFascism 3 weeks ago
FATABATARANG
VVFlyingVV 1 month ago
i ust to have one of these lol......
HOTSHOT9041 1 month ago
Hello mr ashens the music in the 2 one Han been riped off a cartoon called doremon
simcardpro 1 month ago
i now can't watch this without continually humming along to the 'fatabatarang' song... -.-
AndalaarCT 1 month ago 2
I did a bit of math and, for my fellow American citizens, 12 euros is about 16 dollars US, give or take a few cents.
LizaMMX 1 month ago
12 euros for that!?
IconOfSin88 1 month ago in playlist The POP Station Saga
@IconOfSin88 Bargain of the century
ekmad 1 month ago
I think the name is supposed to be Batman: Retrieval of Mankind. Just saying.
KingHarkinianZC 2 months ago
I wanna play "Throw It In The Trash" :)
lovelorn8888 2 months ago
I SO want to play Hero of Ball Land.
urf 2 months ago
I want to play this O_o
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alys951 2 months ago
I think king of air is the fresh prince of bel air wen he grows up
mrsuperkoolkat1 2 months ago
Retieval Mankinds Batman. A BataRang that had too many McDonalds!
shoyrumaster11 2 months ago
was that... ninja hatori intro?
PTSnake 2 months ago
what about the controllers?
halomademeapc 2 months ago
LMAO when he trys to say "Kinght-Erranf Walk"
SeSeReRfRf 2 months ago
you live in netherlands? me 2!!! but i thionk you buyed that thing in action.
remektheyoshifan103 3 months ago
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iaMGamingClan 2 months ago
If you're getting Arkham City, don't bother buying this.
HYEYBT 3 months ago in playlist More videos from ashens
Anyone else notice that the LED is so bright, it's shining through the tape?!
kinggamer35 3 months ago 3
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SeSeReRfRf 3 months ago
"Unimpressed" is the NICE way of putting it.
QuartrGuy 3 months ago
King of... Bel-Air?
ArcanaThanatos 3 months ago
the lyrics is : score routine bull where's my batman FataBataRang FataBataRang BataRang
Firedragon41520 3 months ago in playlist The POP Station Saga
@Firedragon41520 the lyrics is???? i r grammar
roryos 2 months ago
@roryos this was some misheard lyrics.
Firedragon41520 2 months ago
hes a nutfucker, thats what he is!
mattakudesu 4 months ago in playlist Ashens
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Firedragon41520 4 months ago
I think the games on the back are just incorrect names for the games included.
Kinght-Erranf Walk = Hero in the World
Hero of Ball land = Football Gbound of Legend
Huge Warship Action = Strong Whale on the Sea
King of Air = Dragonfly Battle Team
kjw21411 4 months ago 36
@kjw21411 I will say I really hope "Hero of Ball Land" is a new game..
COWHATE 2 weeks ago
Fatabatarang fatabatarang
AceJoin 4 months ago in playlist The POP Station Saga
I think the four games on the back are different names for the ones included. Hero of ball land is the football game, King of Air is the dragon squadron game, Huge Warship Action is the whale game and Kinght Errant Walk is the fighting game..
hyphz 4 months ago
Oh my god they fired CHEF EXCELLENCE, an unexcellent choice
TheInformativeGamer 5 months ago
@TheInformativeGamer
HAHA
ThatAwesomeUsername 4 months ago
They should make a game called Yellow Plumber Saves Purple Princess. You are the yellow plumber and the game could be described this way - You are to be plumber. Go into level design and orange turtle fight. You will find princess purple apple from large orange turtle. - then it's a rip of Mario with street fighters music
MinecraftNoob15 5 months ago
at least it doesn't have bat nipples
DarthOptimus207 5 months ago 4
Hmmm. The LED that flashes in time to the music is probably a result of IMPROPER WIRING.
TheOdysseyKid 5 months ago
Ashen's Channel becomes like some sort of secret Meme-base :D From Fatabatarang, Quincy, the Silver Skull, Noseybonk up to Chef Excellence and the Godmonster^^
bassmajor 5 months ago
i like that the football game is called "Football gbound of legends" what gbound means... i have no idea
ThePandask 5 months ago
great video
electronicsdevice 5 months ago
@electronicsdevice Excellent video.
awesomesaucer123 4 months ago
It's called "Retieval Mankind's Batman"-FataBataRang FataBataRang BataRang
DeadlyNightShade60 5 months ago 149
Chanticleer Hegemony
VxmikeyxV 5 months ago
Alex hoffman is a rat fucker!!!!!
thearmyofgreatness 5 months ago
im pissed and can't see my hands
OneTouch8700 5 months ago
I will buy every single knock off tech thing ok no joke we can work it out
MegaNedward 5 months ago
hero of Ballland that does sound exciting
Milesprower1100 5 months ago
isn't 12 pounds in USD is like 18 dollars?
I'd buy a mean for 2 for 18 dollars and have more fun talking to the friend I shared it with.
KyuubiNaruto1337XD 5 months ago
I can't belive you payed £10 for THAT!
1991GothicSoul666 6 months ago
Ye stereotypical Chinese folks that exist in large quantities and old folks with no idea what a game is would buy these things to give to their non-too impressed young children. It's rather sad because you can see this shit all the time in a lot of Asian stands.
Machdude 6 months ago
I wonder if Batman has this in his belt?
cosmicluigi9000 6 months ago
Gbound!
SisterToSleepx 6 months ago
You are a horribal person!
You told me to look away, but then TOLD me the answer! you bastard
DarthOptimus207 6 months ago
what? hero of ball land?
waynecoolkid 6 months ago in playlist The POP Station Saga
Oh Lord, Ashens, you nearly killed me when you said Strong Whale on the Sea was the sequel to "Weak whale on the bath."
I was laughing so hard i could hardly breathe.
And LOL your guinea pig
HylianLycan 6 months ago 3
12 euros!!! Like a ring
ElectronicBoy11 6 months ago
You could spend years trying to figure out what Retieval Mankind's Batman is supposed to mean. Heck, you could start religions trying to use scripture to interpret these mysterious words that ooze with supernatural power. Though evidently not the power of speech.
tsknelson 6 months ago
Why is "The Justin Bieber Show" one of the suggestions? o.e
TheMoiraBrown 6 months ago
@TheMoiraBrown HarryPartridge and Ashens are friends. I love them both very much.
ChristianU2ubeh 5 months ago
It's called "retieval Mankind's Batman" FataBatarang FataBatarang Batarang
hellawag3 6 months ago
funny how fatabatarang is in the suggestions
mrlichenstein 6 months ago
@mrlichenstein from a yt pooper
Nicholasc99 6 months ago
Oh man I just love your videos absolutely hilarious!!
kakisawmn 6 months ago
mabye they ment mankinds' retrieval?
PortalJumper98 7 months ago
FATABATARANGFATABATARANG
CR055H41RZ 7 months ago
@TheGabi619 *bursts out laughing*
TheOdysseyKid 7 months ago 2
can't wait for a 3ds and vita ripoff
kroen 7 months ago
@kroen vita?
superduperdrew12345 7 months ago
@superduperdrew12345 PSVita, the new PSP.
imakevideosreally 7 months ago
best name of something ever
kroen 7 months ago
Your stretching the definition of useful...
jacke719 7 months ago in playlist The POP Station Saga
Hero of ball land sounds like it should be starring Ron Jeremy.
Clara666CherryBomb 7 months ago 3
I have the same scissors.
kevin989able 7 months ago
@TheGabi619 no...
quote55 7 months ago
Tape won't dry up, it doesn't work like that.......
LEGOmations0091 7 months ago
Toontown348 7 months ago
I think they only make these rip-offs because they want you to "play" with them...and review them...all because of you...
Thank you...
For these popstations...
We all love...
The sad onion....
And the popstations...
Are your fault...
Thank you...
For these rip-offs...
Toontown348 7 months ago
I want to play Weak Whale in the Bath.
JamspongeVideo 7 months ago 69
Hero of ball land.... no pun intended?
VintageTopHat 7 months ago
FATABATARANG FATABATARANG
Kodocha7 7 months ago
@Kodocha7 BATTARANG
deeerp1 7 months ago
gnaratabataf
If you don't know what that means, read it backwards.
thegreatluigi 7 months ago
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thegreatluigi 7 months ago
I love how both of the highest rated comments are the same.
NarutoDude96 7 months ago 3
i lost it right as soon he whipped out the tape when he realized the LED was gonna blink furiously the entire time.
mattakudesu 7 months ago
its the batarang of batmans cousin fatman
Kioikio 8 months ago 2
6:43 I kinda like that music. What's the name of it?
mario19885 8 months ago
KING OF AIR PHONE no.4
gamerguy425 8 months ago 5
lol @ football gbound of ledgend
angelpichu1 8 months ago
I am the king of AIR!!!
nikes5a5m5 8 months ago
I heard the guinea pig....
BlueBurryPimp 8 months ago
Fatabatarang Fatabatarang
Brandon999LFC 8 months ago
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Why did you call football soccer? It's called football in the uk so why did you call it soccer? Then again you probably have no interests in football
Brandon999LFC 8 months ago
football GBOUND!
TheTriangle444 8 months ago
I AM THE KING OF AIR
noodleking456 8 months ago in playlist Dr Ashens stuff 3
HOLY SHIT! ITS FATMAN!
brycethedudeable 8 months ago
HERO OF BALL LAND.
That's me.
KamikazeOrange 9 months ago
retinal mankinds batman
psychonaut25 9 months ago
"Weak Whale in the Bath" made me lol
xArktisFlamex 9 months ago 5
These things look horrible but i'd still like to play Chantecleer Hedgemony
12azalkmaar 9 months ago
lol costs 12 euros
mrchickenpieman 9 months ago
An exellent video.
KITT171 9 months ago
Huge battleship actionXD
scytheghidorah 9 months ago
I found this video through the Gentlementlegen parody Fatabatarang video, and this channel has 3 channels I am subscribed to on his channel. 0.0
chaklong 9 months ago
doule men and double battles...TABLE STYLE!
NOBLETeam177 9 months ago
yay
hd
kinkzoz 9 months ago
An excellent ending
midgiemarsh 9 months ago
i actually got one of those things once from somewhere like mc donalds or one of those fast food resturaunts where you get cheap toys
PalkiaRuler44 9 months ago
its called retieval mankinds batman
fatabatarang fatabatarang batarang
megapichu123 9 months ago
I love playaing on the footbal gbound.
swedishfish110193 9 months ago
aww you should play the games a little longer just for our entertainment :) hehe. its funny when the games frustrate you :)
MajinWamu 9 months ago
Have this... :)
LumGam 9 months ago
The lack of sad onion has made me sad.
chib1 9 months ago 2
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boldziga 9 months ago 5
You wouldn't belive we have popstations worth 20 dollars in Brazil. That is all because of the name of a TV show on it. BLOODY THEIVES!
Linkk22 9 months ago 2
Kinght-Erranf Walk= Football Gbound of legend
Hero of Ball land=Hero in the World
Huge warship Action= Strong whale on the Sea
King of Air= Dragonfly battle team
Thumbs up if you think this is true! (No, you don't have to thumbs up, just if you want to....) :-)
wacko481 9 months ago 4
this is a bootleg of an actual, official batman popstation-style game. I have it!
anniexbizcochuelo 10 months ago
ahh I see you tamed those pesky infestation of ginypigs
beatdash102 10 months ago
"And then everyone died, especially Retieval Mankind's Batman"
poopskinTheLiar 10 months ago
Hero of Ball Land hahahaha.
metabog 10 months ago
I got the Helicopter game for the Pop Station!
PhilNile 10 months ago
WHO MAKES THESE GAMES?
AaronM9552 10 months ago
How much is a "quid?"
therealhardrock 10 months ago
@therealhardrock One pound, or a hundred pence if you prefer.
jdniemand 10 months ago
Fatabatarang.....
MrOzMendez 10 months ago
Poor George Clooney...
He tried to forget Batman & Robin, then this happens.
EmeraldJunkie 10 months ago
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CHEF EXCELLENCE IS A FAG!!!
1337HAX0RPWNZ 10 months ago
It's funny how he acts surprised everytime they play the Mario theme on one of these despite that fact they've been using it since before the PCP Station.
NICKREAPER316 10 months ago
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fatabatarang!
teh5abiking 10 months ago 30
strong whale on the sea, weak whale in the bath, dead fish in a cup...
AmienVids 10 months ago 11
Fatabatarang, fatabatarang, batarang
SgtPepperIsMoi 10 months ago
FATABATARANG
CharizardLv5 10 months ago 117
I want to bomb all those stupid factories that keep making these cheap, cheesy games.
pedalpunk57 10 months ago
@pedalpunk57
But then there wouldn't be any Ashens D:
KeeganB314 10 months ago
@KeeganB314 True, he is a barrel of laughs.
pedalpunk57 10 months ago
i didnt know you where a thesaurus ashens
nealpd 10 months ago
Retieval Mankind's Batman...
Hmm, I guess "retieval" is a misspelling of "retrieval", which is probably mistranslated and should (possibly) be "rescue". That would be my guess. Unjumble the word order and you get what it's probably supposed to mean:
"Batman: Mankind's Rescue"
dergabe 10 months ago 8
still not as stupid a name as "Dark Awake: the King has no Name" (now available on PSN in Japan only... but that might be a good thing)
S0ryiu 10 months ago
It's called Retieval Mankind's Batman, FataBataRang, FataBataRang, Batarang...
Fatsomus 10 months ago 24
Fatabatarang, fatabatarang...
Rhukza 10 months ago 2
heey! ou didnt try 2player-mode! i want to see what those little gamepads do?
blenderit 10 months ago
2:29 Airman?
chickenisman 11 months ago
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DarkerSuper 11 months ago
I dressed as ASHENS today... i got beat up...
I think nobody got the reference!
AJFedora 11 months ago
@AJFedora Little did you know, they were the makers of the POP stations. Shame.
RainfallFantasy 10 months ago
@AJFedora they did get the reference, but nobody likes a fanatic fan.
JURPO90 10 months ago
use the console, a remote, or two players, or 3 players.
brycethedudeable 11 months ago
Kinght-Erranf Walk = Monty Python game where you apply to have your silly walk accepted by the ministry of silly walks.
Jack2009cool 11 months ago 4
lol double men table style lol thats what she said
helipro555 11 months ago
hero of ball land!!!! omfg!!!!! i cant stop laughing!
EMBvideos 11 months ago 2
is i for sale ill buy it for 10 to 15 dollers
theleon580 11 months ago
"Retieval Mankind's Batman" and a "Batman Trilogy" sticker... The world will never quite understand what goes on inside an asian person's head.
GoldenChildBH 11 months ago
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02:25
When you said "hero of ball land" I laughed so hard I threw my headphones off and cried. It was so funny! Honest truth. Tears were in my eyes.
Just the thought of a man walking around a world wear every object is a testicle.
xDan92 11 months ago
6:43 I actually like that music playing. What's it called?
mario19885 11 months ago
Fatabatarang fatabatarang batarang
metalsnake27 11 months ago
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N00bizme 11 months ago
9:47 Guinea pig? I thought it was a young godmonster?
MRKnowitallaboutRFOM 11 months ago
FataBataRang FTW
iBringTech 11 months ago
also... nice name i like it :D
Nicholasc99 1 year ago
@clubpenguin0naruto55 he does it for us
Nicholasc99 1 year ago
12 Euro?
How can it be 12 euro?
2pj2the2best2 1 year ago
abandant interesting enjoying intelligence
designersvault 1 year ago
Football Gbound Of Legend
benmartin11234 1 year ago 2
thumbs up for sad onion
Kenttas 1 year ago
Popstation ™
JOKER1995551 1 year ago
I am mangler, ripper, tearer, mutilater, dismemberer, and disemboweler of fatarang packages around the world, horrid and cheap products are both my hate and my passion.
I AM ASHENS!
(Beowulf reference)
Atamagahen08 1 year ago
For 12 Eros I could buy minecraft and give the pop station the middle finger
SuperSpriter1000 1 year ago
in america the chef excellence bags are endorsed by "Debbie Myer" who pretty much has nothing to do with the bags at all.
butwhydudeimeanwhy12 1 year ago
"Mankind's Batman" actually sounds like a good title(for a B-movie).
JusticeMan132 1 year ago
12 euros... I can buy sooo many different FUN things with that...
I never knew those popstations abominations cost THAT much O_o
kakarot197 1 year ago
TWELVE BLOODY POUNDS?!
RedDaVincy 1 year ago