You know, if they brought Freakazoid back today, he'd just be full of internet memes. He's a product of the internet, so he'd just be full of lolcats and memes. Also, trolls.
'I think there's a thuuuumbtack under my fanny.' Oh my God, now that was such an hilarious and out of the blue line. It's three in the morning, and I do believe I woke up the entire house with gut busting laughter.
"You ever watch F Troop? where Agarn says 'There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!' And Forrest Tucker's like, 'Yeah, you're wearin' that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!' And they wipe - blblblblblblblb - and Agarn's wearin' a dress!"
[it's F Troop time!]
"YOOHOO!!!!!!!! LOCO BROTHERS!!!!!!!!! LOOK WHO'S HERE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!"
So thats what the meme about candlejack was all about. Well, time for me to.........*hangs candlejack with his own rope* now as I was saying, well time for me to hit the old dusty trail and finish playing dead rising 2 off the record. *steps on candlejack's corpse upon leaving*
This might be kinda random but that woman screaming in the beginning is from a movie call "House on Haunted Hill"....... Im such a nerd for knowing that!
But in the previous episode, the Animaniacs uttered the name of the infamous abductor who terminates sentences, and yet they were not abducted... on screen.
I was in a candle store when after I made my perchase Candle Jack took me away simply because i said to the vendor whose name was jack, "Thanks for the candle, Jack!"
It would be 3 weeks before he released me because he realized I didn't use the proper context for my words to contain his name.
Oh no, I'm going to be taken by Candle jack, yet somehow I'll get cut off while typing and magically still have time to press post so it will show up as if I got kidnapped.
anyone remember the comment i made 6 months ago saying that the scariest thing in the world would be if they gave Lucas Cruikshank a Fred The Movie Sequel....Well...SCREAM!!!!
Nooo I can't her the Candleja HEY GET AWAY FROM ME I DIDN'T FINISH YOUR NAME!!!! GET AWAY!!!!! HIT THE ROAD JACK NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE!!!!! NOO THAT DOESN'T COUNT EITH
man if this were made into a movie like live action. i think jim carey would be great for freakazoid and as dexter douglas jesse eisenberg....ya ...maybe not.
it makes me sad when i realise that in every episode they begged for a freakazoid movie, but it never happened. if only there was some way for all the frekazoid fans to band together and demand more freakazoid.
You know, if they brought Freakazoid back today, he'd just be full of internet memes. He's a product of the internet, so he'd just be full of lolcats and memes. Also, trolls.
odiechan 2 days ago
Scream
pattidhoost 3 days ago
11 people said his name out loud.
TerzoVolto 1 week ago
love this show so much used to watch this when i was a kid, so many memories and i still watch it now.
Azucloud88 1 week ago
'I think there's a thuuuumbtack under my fanny.' Oh my God, now that was such an hilarious and out of the blue line. It's three in the morning, and I do believe I woke up the entire house with gut busting laughter.
MultiMaige 2 weeks ago
i dont believe in Candlejack, hes a fa
3hickmanm 2 weeks ago
Sometimes I wonder, whatever happen to that lightning thing he does to travel.
Gat720Dua 2 weeks ago
When Freakazoid breaks the forth wall and talks like a old Hollywood star , I always lose it! I miss old kids WB
TheMrbob2011 3 weeks ago
wow candlejack is a pedo 0_o
Stickmanelite 3 weeks ago
They cancelled this and Courage the cowardly dog, but scooby doo's been running constantly for 42 years now.... what the fuck is going on here???
gerchoke 3 weeks ago 4
Like if you have a thumbtack under your fanny.
SilentwulfVideos 3 weeks ago
09:42 he said Candle Jack and nothing happened
Blazzord 4 weeks ago
@Blazzord he caught him at the end
3hickmanm 2 weeks ago
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Blazzord 4 weeks ago
Candlejack.
Amelia1740 1 month ago
@Amelia1740 I'm going to need more rope.
stlouisrocker100 4 weeks ago
2:31 It's scary cause it's true.
stlouisrocker100 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos 2
Stop saying Candleja...
MultiGaryProductions 1 month ago
It's nice of CandleJack to let everyone type a dash before he takes y
NaraNaraJapan 1 month ago
@NaraNaraJapan It's nice he let you click 'Post'
jarkle 1 month ago
@jarkle True. He also let me reply to this comment.
NaraNaraJapan 1 month ago
sorry but did any one else think of bondge at this part 5:37
tailsvash 1 month ago
Dick Cheney is that you that keeps saying scream? Oh you and your lovable republican fear tactics
Grnvolpe 1 month ago
EVERYONE! you need to SAY candle jack for him to come not typ-
DWfann 1 month ago
"You ever watch F Troop? where Agarn says 'There's no way I'm wearin' a dress! Absolutely not! No dress!' And Forrest Tucker's like, 'Yeah, you're wearin' that dress! You're gonna wear that dress!' And they wipe - blblblblblblblb - and Agarn's wearin' a dress!"
[it's F Troop time!]
"YOOHOO!!!!!!!! LOCO BROTHERS!!!!!!!!! LOOK WHO'S HERE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!"
FromtheWordsofBR 1 month ago
freakazoid's all like "fuck the fourth wall!!!" lol
shadowthenutjob 1 month ago in playlist Freakazoid (All Episodes).
OMG THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS. THE SCARIEST THING IS IF THEY GIVE SINBAD ANOTHER TV SHOW...ROTFLMMFAO.
DON'T SAY IT, SAY WHAT, CANDLE JACK. OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
OlastLick 1 month ago 10
CandleJAck....
Amelia1740 1 month ago
this one used to scare me a lot, i really thought candle jack was goin' to ta....
elemilin 1 month ago
hahahahaa! omg, i used to love this show! thanks for uploading it!
Buizel88 1 month ago
6:00 good to see that the TF2s medic gets jobs these days :P
idodo32 2 months ago
So thats what the meme about candlejack was all about. Well, time for me to.........*hangs candlejack with his own rope* now as I was saying, well time for me to hit the old dusty trail and finish playing dead rising 2 off the record. *steps on candlejack's corpse upon leaving*
WeaponXSigma 2 months ago
my left ear is lonely
XKarateKatX 2 months ago 17
WTF is wrong with the Audio? All other videos have audio, in this one though it just sounds like water hitting balled up tinfoil.
Dwill187 2 months ago
The only way to get rid of Candlejack is to trick him into saying his own na...
SubjectStigma16 2 months ago
The Scariest Thing in the World... would be if they gave SINBAD another TV show.
BlooFlame 2 months ago
Candlejack is a fuckin phycho
WonderBread1212 2 months ago
"i think there's a thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumbtack under my fanny"
Damahaste 2 months ago
LOL! The episodes with Candlejack are the best the
GPazosL 2 months ago
3:07 LOL
stelythe1 2 months ago
if all the air turned into wood! hahahaha
irvrod 2 months ago
Candlejack episode was the be
KomaxInu 3 months ago
Im gonna mindfuck you guys, what if i END my sentence with candlejack?
TheRaiderjoe 3 months ago
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Hey, you don't have to actually SAY his name, just WRITE Candle Jack on the comments page and you should be perfectly fi
mattismatt21 3 months ago
"I think there's a THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBTACK under my fanny."
DiamShadowWraith 3 months ago
Look into the distance. What, what is that? Wait, is... is that... The Fourth Wall; 'tis shattered.
rachel25lee 3 months ago
I wanna see a cross-over with this guy and Beetlejuice (cartoon version).
rachel25lee 3 months ago
I still get a kick out of the SREAM-O-VISION gag.
SubjectStigma16 3 months ago
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mattismatt21 3 months ago
@mattismatt2 doing it wrong, you dont add "-" you ret
forthashorteez 3 months ago
Scream
ZRtheHedgehog77 3 months ago
lol candlejack XD hes my favo
YAYANIME01 3 months ago
This might be kinda random but that woman screaming in the beginning is from a movie call "House on Haunted Hill"....... Im such a nerd for knowing that!
NovemberCrystal 3 months ago
Steven Spielburg cartoons - where the fourth wall goes to die
ScienceManComics 3 months ago
ScienceManComics, Dude, I was just thinking that. LOL I was like, "...... There is no longer a fourth wall."
rachel25lee 3 months ago
...What happened to the sound?
Thisguyisright 3 months ago in playlist Freakazoid
@Thisguyisright It is only the right channel for some odd reason.
MechaTron4 3 months ago
Why does everybody insist on using the Candlejack meme in these comments? It's so old and kinda stu
WarriorDreampool 3 months ago
Guys, guys! Stop saying Candlejack! Or else y
TheAlceaos 3 months ago
Oh wow, the kids at 4:07 contridicted themselves. XD
therealNavarag 4 months ago
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I miss these type of cartoons.
Lanternfan619 4 months ago
I miss these type of cartoons.
Lanternfan619 4 months ago
I always screamed when I was told to! XD
HappyHippy14 4 months ago
But in the previous episode, the Animaniacs uttered the name of the infamous abductor who terminates sentences, and yet they were not abducted... on screen.
InvisibleSandwichTM 4 months ago
lol screamo
MegaMysterychick 4 months ago
sinbad didn't get another t.v. show he only appeared on it's always sunny...and had another stand...up...OH GOD...IT HAS BEGUN!!!!!!
sonic2000121 4 months ago
I was in a candle store when after I made my perchase Candle Jack took me away simply because i said to the vendor whose name was jack, "Thanks for the candle, Jack!"
It would be 3 weeks before he released me because he realized I didn't use the proper context for my words to contain his name.
SubjectStigma16 4 months ago
Ha! i just Got away from Candle Jack. Ah darn i sai
landsky50 4 months ago
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landsky50 4 months ago
Candle Jack can't do any
landsky50 4 months ago
Scream.
johnrkocena14 4 months ago
@johnrkocena14 AHHH!
Samdaman131 4 months ago
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Whenever I practice voiceacting, I practice Freakazoid in the candlejack episode. It's really fun becau
NefariousBanana 4 months ago
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NefariousBanana 4 months ago
He's going to need a lot of rope... CANDLEJACK! EVERYBODY SAY IT. NOW!!!
Greenwolfdragon 4 months ago
a nother word that shoudn't be said infront of a mirror. lol
Nebulon2010 4 months ago
OMG STOP BREAKING THE 4th WALL !!!!
I hate having to replace my monitor everytime I watch an episode
bestmarty 4 months ago in playlist Freakazoid (All Episodes).
I thought the lady screaming at 1:27 was insane.
lawofficers 4 months ago
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lawofficers 4 months ago
hide ya kids...
caranauba 4 months ago
Man. I remember Pual Harvey. Can't beleive he's dead or that I can be so young and feel so old.
KnightsoftheShadow 4 months ago
What happens if Candlejack says his own name? Does he get himse
RouroniRockman 5 months ago
Scream
SamuraiGirl02 5 months ago 16
@SamuraiGirl02 AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
kyumi497 3 months ago
what is wrong with the sound?
Jonesman64 5 months ago
Candlejack is a spoof of Candyman
clashrogers 5 months ago
I remember this episode specifically from the Screamovision.
TheFragile1991 5 months ago
Freakazoid = Deadpool for kids.
BoiseSoonerDom 5 months ago
God i loved this show, they need to bring it back
TheBubbalukecrash 5 months ago
Fourth wall? What fourth wall?!
hunterthehedgehog1 5 months ago
lol why can't they keep these type of cartoons around???
Kaylyn2006 5 months ago
I'm gonna need more rope...
beesafree 5 months ago 32
@beesafree scream
guillia08 4 months ago
Idk why you can't say CandleJack I mean isn't he just a carto
jbjball 5 months ago
Applejack?
Looks like we have a brony here :P
Fransinn3 5 months ago
it's only in left speaker shyayks
smellyou 5 months ago
So if I say the name Candlejack I'll vanish? What a bunch of bull, everybody kno
darkdude1900 5 months ago in playlist Animaniacs/Freakazoid
Oh no, I'm going to be taken by Candle jack, yet somehow I'll get cut off while typing and magically still have time to press post so it will show up as if I got kidnapped.
AkeemKN 5 months ago
@AkeemKN It's because Candlejack presses enter after he tak
zajohnson 5 months ago
@AkeemKN I'm sorry, it seems you have lost your sense of humor. Would you like me to help you locate it?
iris5678 5 months ago
@iris5678 No, I'd like you shut the fuck up and eat a dick.
AkeemKN 5 months ago
@AkeemKN lol you're hilarious
iris5678 5 months ago
@AkeemKN No, I'm pretty sure you have lost your sense of humor, you should try to get a new one.
Nockage 5 months ago
I'm about to do something I have always wanted to try since I got a YouTube account. Candle Jack. Bye I'm aweso
Rifftraxrox96 5 months ago
The horror returned in 2011 when Sinbad did get another tv show!!!
Gositinthecornerdumb 5 months ago
is freakazoid based on the mask starring jim carey. they kinda seem to be similar
admarshall617 5 months ago
I havent seen dis show in so long
JayDaMan15 5 months ago
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CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK!!! I can't believe you idiots are acting like this candlejack stuff exists. You're all full of sh
D1vid3By0 5 months ago
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D1vid3By0 5 months ago
Dude, what's up with this nonsense about saying Candle Jack's name and not finishing a sentence?
See? It's not that ha
Hytegia 5 months ago
Candle Jack should get his own sh
iRHETTRO 5 months ago
candlejack is totally my favo
puffball03 5 months ago
Oh I see you broke the rules by writing CandleJack, Candle Jack with a spa
EpsilonKaru 5 months ago
BRING BACK MASTER FRRREAKAZOID!!!
bluestreak128 5 months ago in playlist Freakazoid (All Episodes).
I clicked that thumbs up for a hug from freakazoid..... Where's my damn hug from the blue dude?!?!?!?!?
CoyotethePrimera 5 months ago in playlist Freakazoid (All Episodes).
Damn I miss dis show
lashayjohnson33 5 months ago
Im gonna need more rope lol
Darklink5000 6 months ago
What are you guys afraid of ? Candlejack just doesnt exi..
Kr3k1n 6 months ago
this was the greatest cartoon ever!!!!
Z9AFORMUZIC 6 months ago
Did anyone else do the "Up... Up... Go up.... GO UP... FLY" and settle on "Whooshing" through your house?
alayna001 6 months ago
@alayna001 yes. lots of times.
JohnnyD1337 6 months ago
you know what the scariest thing would be, if they gave Sinbad another show! lmfao! XD
Thickzmiz2010 6 months ago in playlist Freakazoid (All Episodes).
no.1 rapist ever
abbonent 6 months ago
the voice saying scream sounds like homer simpson ;)
abbonent 6 months ago
Love the Young Frankenstein reference
gweaterman 6 months ago
Candle jack is my fa
sterlingdragon123 6 months ago
Well, I'm doing nothing tonight.
CANDLE JACK MOTHA FUC-
InvaderRek 6 months ago
ahh candlejac-
sonicfan3588 6 months ago
What if what you were going to grab already was wood?
KoronofHearts 6 months ago
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GroundInfantry 6 months ago
But if he has you why cant you say his name twice?
GroundInfantry 6 months ago
I think there's a THUUUMMMMBtack under my fanny!
dorkandproudofit 6 months ago
well thanks for making me think my headphones were broke
zach1780 6 months ago
funny how the cop in every episode is never doing his job
Filipjphry 6 months ago
just look what the internet did to him T.T
Nessfromonett 6 months ago
lol @9:53 :D
murth63 6 months ago
My right ear is happy.
ZippyRagu 6 months ago
i believe creepers are related to candle jack...DAMMI
TheKaijinzero 6 months ago
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who is this candlejack guy anyw-
courtneykiller9 6 months ago
who is this candlejack guy anyw
courtneykiller9 6 months ago
Long ago, i was afraid to say Candlejack, cuz i scared to be kidnapped. But thanks god, its just a story for childr
Fluinpwnz 6 months ago 43
@Fluinpwnz HAHAHAHA XD
frizzanator 6 months ago in playlist Freakazoid (All Episodes).
I thought the same thing.
lawofficers 4 months ago
was he referring to... Sinbad the comedian?
warspeed7 6 months ago
It's amazing how Candlejack clicks on the post button before he catches yo-
TheMostOffensiveName 6 months ago
freakin simbad, too scary
ZeroShikiRev 6 months ago
lol his face hit the screen and then his started frowning. XD
And can't he just zap from place to place like he did in the first episode?
Pretztailfan95 7 months ago
anyone remember the comment i made 6 months ago saying that the scariest thing in the world would be if they gave Lucas Cruikshank a Fred The Movie Sequel....Well...SCREAM!!!!
NashTheBlade 7 months ago
So i was doing a report on candle jack and the teac
MrClydekewl 7 months ago
who is candle jack anywa
cwskin69 7 months ago
Does it matter if you write Candle Jack as one word or t
expresselevatortohel 7 months ago
Ten people said "candlejack" before they could change their
CJTheReal 7 months ago in playlist Freakazoid (All Episodes).
10 dislikers have a thuuuuummbbtack under there fannys.
gillygill91 7 months ago in playlist Freakazoid (All Episodes).
Guys, it doesn't matter if you _type_ Candlejack; you have to say it out loud for him to be abl
YakkaFoobMog 7 months ago in playlist Freakazoid (All Episodes).
Didn't they just give Sinbad another tv show?
seedyredjam 7 months ago
Nooo I can't her the Candleja HEY GET AWAY FROM ME I DIDN'T FINISH YOUR NAME!!!! GET AWAY!!!!! HIT THE ROAD JACK NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE!!!!! NOO THAT DOESN'T COUNT EITH
spideyag1962 7 months ago
SCREAM
blunt005 7 months ago
I can't hear anything beside computer glitch stuff
spideyag1962 7 months ago
Wood is scary as hell apparently.
RoseRedWrath 7 months ago
@RoseRedWrath Especially for innocent virgins :)
...
Ok, don't say it. Head in the gutter I know - but I could have said it in a far more perverted way, yet I didn't. I will not explain myself further.
aryllia 7 months ago
@aryllia true, true.
RoseRedWrath 7 months ago
CANDLEJACK! CANDLEJACK! CANDLEJACK!!!! See, even if you yell it nothing happ
freakygeek90 7 months ago
Man, I don't get it, what's the big idea about saying Candle Jack? It's not like
vante2 7 months ago
Music at the start of the camp scene is taken right out of might and magic 7
pilsforboys 7 months ago
that not right
XYZGUY5 8 months ago
HE WANTS APPLEJACK
ant1991331 8 months ago
I'm gonna need moar rope
Hawk8777 8 months ago
man if this were made into a movie like live action. i think jim carey would be great for freakazoid and as dexter douglas jesse eisenberg....ya ...maybe not.
Forcystus1337 8 months ago
@Mysterious0Bob
I agree, you don't have to be a fan of someone unfunny to get a joke. And by someone unfunny I mean you.
istilldontcare2 8 months ago
06:11
...
... it's impussyble?
Hniisan 8 months ago
...scream.... XD
itsmechelsey 8 months ago
it makes me sad when i realise that in every episode they begged for a freakazoid movie, but it never happened. if only there was some way for all the frekazoid fans to band together and demand more freakazoid.
arcanineryu 8 months ago
thumbs up if you want a hug from freakazoid
lewok99 8 months ago 75
It would be hilarious for Freakazoid to call out Apple Jack's name while he's trapped in that cage. :D
JamesMorrow07 8 months ago
I think I've heard of candlejack before I just can't rem--
arcaneminded 8 months ago
Naruto's got nothing on this guy!!!!
freakaziod is AWESOME!!!
dracojoe1 8 months ago
candle hacks
Dude970715 8 months ago
@MagicalMaster
^^^
we lost another one....
Dude970715 8 months ago
@DAyomandude
Ponies, Always
Abaddon411 8 months ago
About that Scariest thing being that they gave Sinbad another series.....
It already happened. They gave Sinbad a reality show on WE. *shudder*
Rashman21 8 months ago
"i think there's a thuuuuumb-tack under my fanny" XD
tj14792 8 months ago 2
screeam...
RaycxellTorres 8 months ago
yeah, grabbing wood is pretty scary for a guy, but why where the girls scared?! ;)
simpsonfan1995 8 months ago
Okay, okay. Enough with all the jokes about the stupid Candlejack charact--
jltc008 8 months ago in playlist Freakazoid (All Episodes).