1000 Ways To Die # Cock-A-Doodle-Die

[Snyarhedir]

Poor Corazón. (That's "heart" in Spanish, by the way.)

[gojaydeego3]

that guy must have been realy cocky lol

[MineCraftJunkie10]

@Ominiumshadow24 fuck you only some mexicans are ass's not all racist motherfucker .

[MineCraftJunkie10]

@HennerzHCP Lol a hahaha .

[niaya12]

The guy who dies real name is Jose Luis Ochoa.

[HennerzHCP]

he must've ordered the chicken karma

[Ominiumshadow24]

Fuck the mexicans and Mexico

[AntiEwCrew]

These are some dumb butt Mexicans this will teach u to abuse chickens

[RussianAK47Sarge]

stupid mexican got pwned by his bird

Its like the typical american geting his head bashed in by a cow

[serpentzara]

fucking mexians dont realise this is a cruel sport?

[numanuma11000]

meanies!

[perla7ish]

is it me or he just said 400 kids

[4HX]

who cares about animals. i like to see them fight and i like to eat them. problem officer?

[nivanaslts]

Cut by by a cock LOL

[thegameulost]

"For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist by his own petard."

-William Shakespeare, "Hamlet"

[vampiremiko666]

i would LOVE to have the narrator's job :D

[TaylorCari]

hell yeah, i like that cock :D

[daisyslayer1]

@TaylorCari i agree :]

[bullclaws]

Jugular vain gets sliced and causes many deaths. So wrong God gave us an extreme weak point. Although there's no proof God made Earth or humans. Even the bible, there's no proof. It's a book someone typed. You can't prove waht you read in he bible

[thegameulost]

@bullclaws

Plus, this God is supposedly perfect. A perfect designer designs things that are perfect. Not only would any designer to design the life forms have to be imperfect, but I would go as far as to say an idiot. I am an engineering major, so I know bad designs when I see them.

tl;dr if God did design humans, then God is an idiot. Certainly not a "Perfect, intelligent designer"

[ilovryanhiga]

Crazy4takken I agree animals should be equal there just lik us:)i love animals

[colin9413c]

if this happened more often, those sick fuckers would stop doing it. or all die out, either way.

[93lovelylady]

And animals & humans should have equal rights

[93lovelylady]

I like this show.But...does this show ever make anyone feel uncomfortable about anything..especially their necks?Becuase someone's jugular vain is always getting sliced.>,<''

[discombobulatedfrog]

Even though chickens aren't my favourite animals, it's still wrong to act so cruel to them! SAVE THE CHICKENS! (and the roosters to!)

[PizzaPirateNinja8128]

@discombobulatedfrog Roosters are chickens.

[jgoodwine14]

@NickTimandDylan

Nah , It's Ron Perlman

[RetartedScraggy]

Speard words about cheating cock fighting your chicken kills you

[MsSimslover123]

poor rooster! :(

[likeastarbaby]

cock fighting is so sad, poor chickens :( glad that scum died

[Crin9]

sucks nt everyone got killed in the room :( But the 2 fighters deserved it the most

[LozanoAna12]

XDDD ITS FUNNY HOW NO1 HELPS THE WHEN THEY DIE OR ANYTHING XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN THOUGH THEY R DEAD @LEST TAKE DA CORPSE2 DA E.R!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD

[albmab1]

hi



[TheAnonymousBboy]

@LozanoAna12 It's funny how you can't spell for shit.

[Speedy149U]

"Join me Link and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai or else you will cock-a-doodle-DIE!"

...Never mind, that's stupid..

[ommar365]

poor roosters :(

[sdafdsffdsjkfdfhdjk]

@ommar365 there fake

[Butters539]

Your chicken leveled up! Level 40! You have unlocked...karma you cheater!

[MrTantraMan]

This proves one true fact: you live by something disturbing you die by somethign disturbing. In this case justice was served.

[LittleDrebin893]

TAMALE!!! 

[3dgandmusermyhero]

karma........ chicken style

[SouljaSolo]

@3dgandmusermyhero lol

[YoshiBrothers1998]

@3dgandmusermyhero wow seriously? is that the answer to everything?

[RequiemPwnagePSN]

Cops: Where did all the blood go?!

Me: .....*burp* Hey, atleast I left the body and made sure my DNA wasn't on it!

Cops: well as long as you didn't do anything to the body, it's all good.

[PianomanM12]

y didnt he just eat the rooster, for food on the table......

[Ashenrey]

Lol justice is served for dinner

[JJtooDOPE16]

Yess ppl will do what ever takes to have food to provide for thier families even tho it is stupid to have a cock fight @mistyfoot2010 people in the fight bet with some of thier money and who ever wins gets all the money;..

[thedrmat]

9 people have been victims of a COCK!!

hahahaha

[8RyuRyu8]

@thedrmat

Nope, now 10, and going up

STOP RAPE TODAY!! or if you feel like, tomorrow, or the next day, or the next day, or the next day......

[BiGbUbBleS19]

These guys are sick fucks!!!

[mew15845]

(urp!) XP

[Luvnomatterwhat]

@mistyfoot2010 thank you it us very wrong only distorted people do it

[mistyfoot2010]

Cock fights are just wrong. Why do they do it. :(

[animelover1082]

@mistyfoot2010 right? its really stupid ugh, they need to get some other form of entertainment

[animehistorian]

@mistyfoot2010 some people are desperate for money and will do anything to get it, just shows how bad the economy is around the world. And its a tradition in some parts of the globe

[KEVINAWESOMENESS]

So how did they fake the cock fight?

[videotasticz]

"His own cock turned against him" hahaha xD

[crazysim264]

Nice

[BashfulAmber]

the door opens at a illegal cock fight

ROFL

[EvlynArrow]

Jeez, I'm tired of all these complaints about animal cruelty. I think it's wrong, but nothing can truly stop it. I remember when 3 innocent people were murdered a few years back in my neighborhood, and people were like "Well... that sucks...", but when some girl killed a kitten, it was like living in the times when people would grab their torches and pitch forks to hunt down a witch. Animal lives have value, but not as much as human lives.

[MISANTHROPY647]

@EvlynArrow You totally read my mind. It's like the grief of all the deaths of American soldiers in Iraq equals the grief of one animal killed.

[EvlynArrow]

@MISANTHROPY647 I know right? It's really pathetic how people are more angered by animals being killed than humans being murdered.

[yamilayamilayamila]

@EvlynArrow That is your belief. My belief is that any living creature has equal value of life. Animals deserve to be treated well just like humans. They breathe, they eat, they feel pain, they are entertained. Animals lives are as equally valuable to humans. That is my belief :3 just wanted to put my 2 cents XD

[EvlynArrow]

@yamilayamilayamila I respect that, but all I see are people showing more concern for animal lives rather than equal concern.

[pigatepie]

@EvlynArrow acually they should have the same value humans are fkin messed up they are so cruel

[Crazy4Tekken]

@EvlynArrow You're so wrong. Animals and human should have equal value.

[EvlynArrow]

@Crazy4Tekken Sure, whatever you say, pal.

[xc568]

@Crazy4Tekken while i agree with you, this shouldn't happen, but saying that they should be equal when they are clearly not, is sort of stupid. for example. you do not see any cows running a business or chickens being scholars, because they are incapable of doing such things.

[GranTorino992]

@Crazy4Tekken definitely not equal value....do u mean to say if you had to choose between a human and a chicken you would be puzzled which one to choose to live?? i despise people such as you, how dare you have no respect for human lives you have no honor. of course we shouldn't abuse animals its very wrong but humans are a million times more important

[AugustinusSextus]

@Crazy4Tekken no they don't, I would rather save my human friend rather than my pets if I have to choose one, they are not equal.

[roguegirl29]

@AugustinusSextus Humans are animals (just a different kind of animal).

[AugustinusSextus]

@roguegirl29 yes, human is also an animal, but I have no human pets :)

[roguegirl29]

@AugustinusSextus Yeah, well, just remember: You're saving an animal if you save yourself or your friend.

[AugustinusSextus]

@roguegirl29 that's a fact, but would you explain why does that matter in our conversation?

[limeface12]

@Crazy4Tekken Humans are more "Animal" by our definitions then actually animals are. Humans ARE animals.

[limeface12]

@limeface12 Actual*

[amy1bacon]

@EvlynArrow Why not as much as humans lives? Is it becasue we own the planet?

[thegameulost]

@amy1bacon

So three people's lives are worth less than the life of one cat? Even by Utilitarian reasoning (most happiness and least suffering for the greatest number of individuals with emotions), where the well-being of one cat matters just as much as the well-being of one human, that does not make any sense.

Plus, by Kantian reasoning, humans are of more moral significance, as they are capable of higher reasoning where other species on this planet aren't.

[amy1bacon]

@thegameulost Kantian reasoning.. Still reasoning by man so of course they would say human life is worth more. Just becasue we are capable of higher reasoning doesnt mean a life of an animal means any less.

[thegameulost]

@amy1bacon

Plus, if you go by the school of thought I follow, namely the belief that the first and foremost purpose of morality is to preserve the stability of society, allowing for greater progress, then the lives of the lesser species become horribly insignificant. Morality centered on protecting society makes the most sense. Think about it, what do all the things that are universally illegal (such as theft and murder) have in common? Allowing them would render society unstable.

[thegameulost]

@amy1bacon

plus, having them on our dinner menu sure beats being on their dinner menu.

[moneyforreald]

@EvlynArrow eat a dick

[moneyforreald]

@EvlynArrow go eat justin bieber's dick please

[JuicyHeart97]

my god, if that rooster didnt kill him, i would of,

i cant believe these sick losers have nothing else to do other than watch two innocent roosters fight until one of them is dead, like what did they ever do to you?

omfg, i swear animal cruelty makes me so mad.

[crazyjak56]

@JuicyHeart97 I always wander why roosters are so stupid as to not just run away. It'd be pretty easy.

[JuicyHeart97]

@crazyjak56 exactly, theyre fkn stupid though

[MISANTHROPY647]

@JuicyHeart97 We've been killing animals since the dawn of time, and it's never going to stop. You may as well calm yourself.

[JuicyHeart97]

@MISANTHROPY647 k cool for you, i didnt really ask you to reply so yeah.. and i can rage about animal cruelty as much as i want :)

[MISANTHROPY647]

@MISANTHROPY647 This is youtube, you'll find that no one gives an eff whether you asked them to reply or not.

[EvlynArrow]

@JuicyHeart97 Bitch and moan about it < Do something about it.

Not that there really is anything you can do about it. It's never going to end.

[JuicyHeart97]

@EvlynArrow exactly, so i can bitch and moan about it all i want. stfu, like really..

[EvlynArrow]

@JuicyHeart97 Wow, you'd rather bitch and moan about it than do something about it? Goes to show how much you care about animals. lmao

[Coom46thirty]

Sel

[JoeSteven101]

maldito means damn dumbass

[cupcake12394]

how did they bribe the devil to be the narrarator?

[22mrbitch]

Way to torture animals. You suck

[ImaRageQuitter]

Nice

[Jairman2110]

Lol there all Mexican

[signaturemover]

the narrator reminds me of a white morgan freeman

[loloizmebebe]

Ugh . . . . . . . Ew, but karma :3

[MADMIKE2197]

The roosters name is "heart" is the owner gay?

[HuffleSlytherin1]

Cockfighting?.........The fucker really had this comming to him.

[badpancake1]

fail

[odiug95]

Did he say Maldito? that's not the wicked one, that's the damned one! OMG learn your spanish properly! xD

[MISANTHROPY647]

I was expecting Fernando to die. O.O

[MrRetroShark]

Fernando was depressed so he went home and ate the chicken...

[MrTaco1818]

No comprendes

[jsg361]

Murdered by dinner. How embarrassing.

[SmexMuffins]

Cheaters never prosper

[KilljoysRise13B]

ur yelling @ a bird?

[robotfroggyhead10]

you know you're pathetic when you die because of a chicken.

[NickTimandDylan]

I swear the narrator is the grim reaper

[aceattorney1989]

@NickTimandDylan Sometimes I would like to nickname the narrator Slade because he's the former VA of that guy from Teeen Titans from Cartoon Network (have you heard of that show?)

[TheComradeMax]

@NickTimandDylan Nope, hes hellboy, no really he actually is

[scrapcock]

@TheComradeMax

He's also Mr Lancer from Danny Phantom and Slade from Teen Titans. Hahah, didn't see that coming.

[WhiteTiger225]

@NickTimandDylan Well he WAS hellboy.

[joemas1975]

@NickTimandDylan I know right. the grim reaper has a good voice :)

[HirokiKuremu]

@NickTimandDylan *put on sunglasses* F#$% yeah the GRIM!

[notdoppler1000]

Fake death

[TheDegrassichick101]

well u know what they ay cheaters never win and at last the chickins are fin well one of them

[riotguards]

his cock killed him, oh the irony

[stormrider06]

The guy in the hat is actually my cousin =D

[Gurugi389]

WHY IN ALL THIS PROGRAMS THE PEOPLE DIE SO STRANGE AND UNIMAGINABLE ITS LIKE FKKKKK!!!

[raycar123]

@Gurugi389 i think thats the idea, who would watch a show saying, oh you could die in a car crash or from smoking, maybe even get stabbed...pssh

[leonisazombiepwner]

hahaha 1 less a-hole in the world

[mayra516]

LMAO!!

When the video started my brother made fun of the man in the poncho. He stopped laughing when they said the guys name. My brother's name is Fernando. HAHAHAHA!!!!

[xxIzzixx43]

@mayra516 haha. it would've been funnier if the Fernando dude died. i dont mean that to be offensive, just funny.

[Bucky905079]

when the roosters fight

rooster1-F*k you i work at McDonalds

rooster2-f*k you i work at KFC bxtch

[Sm3xIiTaC0z]

i think the chicken remebered the wicked guy eatin' sum McDonald's chicken nuggets and wanted his revenge

[xigbar9999]

Cheaters cheat themselves and the wicked one cheated himself BIG time!

[MrPhorick]

I abuse my cock about three times a day I hope it doesn't kill me too.

[GYUZKI91]

what the F!!

[jpprincess101]

dayum dat chickens wack

[TheIamswedish]

@daniel209man NO

[roxmysoxify]

thats sickening

[megabob1029]

That's gotta hurt/ alot

[heresthadude1080]

"Bawk, bawk!"

(translation)

"&%^%$!!!"

[Bucky905079]

@heresthadude1080 lmfao!

[jubbles23]

I guess you could say he got *puts on sunglasses* Cold cocked.

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[Bogmyre]

@jubbles23 F*** YEAH!!

[VideoBastard5150]

@jubbles23 can you tell me that reference or like what its from or did someone think of it

[jubbles23]

@VideoBastard5150 I made it up. The sunglasses thing and the YEAAAAH is from CSI: Miami. The joke though, all me.

[TheUltimateZeal0t]

@jubbles23 overused and unfunny joke is overused and unfunny

[jubbles23]

@TheUltimateZeal0t My joke is original, the meme that it was delivered in, is overused, but it's still awesome. You lose.

[TheUltimateZeal0t]

@jubbles23 but still, anytime I hear it, it makes me want to puke my own intestines out.

[daniel209man]

Wow what a chicken

[spidermanfcr]

you really shouldnt play with your cock like that.

[Greatdave2222]

poor chicken... :(

[darkhalo1111]

I'd shoot that chicken

[b1njjj95]

Karma: Well here's proof folks, cheaters NEVER win. Just ask the guy who's neck I just sliced...oh no wait...he's dead. :|

[twelveofaces]

thubs up if the first time youe ever herd of the words cock fight you thoght it was dirty

[tylermcjohnstondude]

gah ..yumm

[accel103]

if u look closely he moves his eyes at 2:45

[paigeOHpaige]

The jugular vein is out in the open. GREAT.

[CVyang302]

No chicks was hurt of kill in the making of this reenactment

[xskillxable]

ha ha carma

[ThatSongSucks]

Damn...what if you could train cocks to be highly skilled assassins...

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

LMFAO!!

[soulskyela]

Good thing the chicken killed that guy. Illega animal fighting is cruel and animal abuse

[Gossipnastar]

Same here

[PopFrankRock123]

after I saw this I gently rubbed my neck.....

[queendiva36]

wow now that was just STUPID.........

[814mae]

cock

[Eddie35519]

it sais # cock-a--doodle-die

[zhookthefishz]

lmfao the door opens and theres an illegal cock fight i so mis understood that xD

[TheZozomojo]

im sorry but thats what he gets poor chickens :'( :'( :'( dumb asses i hate that any animal fights are horrible and al the pp who do it will pay.

[masterchief5525]

retard deserves it!

[nemmesis316]

one more cheater down so many more to go.

[themanhunt1234]

Roflmao.