Will Ferrell Harvard Commencement Speech Part 3 of 5

[Teapartyla]

Bolisoft can suck dick

[art0neable]

I see the shit the whole video

[wallkarnt]

16 people wanted the Boilsoft registered version

[Wargargble]

nice ebony legs :>

[SAFEwisdom]

The lady at 4:19 may in fact be the daughter of a GOP Senator or congressional aide.

[CenkIsAdorable]

@okellydokelly Ur so funny

[h2olacky]

16 people represent the boilsoft registered version.

[audiocrazy1]

16 people are named John Lee

[pooploverism]

im liking the jokes about the boilsoft thing

[drinkspecials]

The Registered Version has an even BIGGER emblem over the video.

[beast2714]

omg pause it at 3:16 and you'll see a sign in the middle of the screen that says boilsoft unregistered version

[steviekaps9013]

Thank God this is Boilsoft Unregistered

[CenkIsAdorable]

"As I stare out into this vast sea of shining faces, I see the best and the brightest"

Not a lot of black people....

[Rimjobs1]

17 people are jumping out of bushes

[evann300]

I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT NOW THAT THIS IS THE BOILSOFT UNREGISTERED VERSION

[kurtwthiele]

wait... is this a boilsoft unregistered version?

[minogue935]

lies!!!!! bush doesnt know that word!!

[johnplayersstandard]

Will ferral is the man.

[Johnlee137]

My name john lee

[johnplayersstandard]

@Johnlee137 Do you eat nachos in your car mr. lee? If not stop lieing to yourself you're a complete failure.

[Johnlee137]

@johnplayersstandard Of course I eat nachos in my car

[MrBrentR]

Invisible Clown? .....Boilersoft thinks you're bizarre.

[wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

I have absolutely no idea why they're laughing. Are they looking at the invisible clown behind him or something?

[gleacker1]

What happened to helping learning disabled be all they can be?

[provex0]

FYI, this is the Boilsoft unregistered version

[MusicSloth]

at 3:07, the woman behind Will is like, "What tha..." to the baby being murdered starting at 2:59

[slapylefrog]

Not a single black person in the crowd... coincidence? lol

[kiiifute1]

@slapylefrog Time to have your vision checked

[BrownieWaltz]

@slapylefrog

Umm...I counted several black people. Buy some glasses, or get new eyes.

[CoheedAtThe930]

@slapylefrog 0:26....also lots more in part 1

[unclejemima83]

@slapylefrog yes there are

[Dune571]

@slapylefrog lol I noticed that too...Harvard.

[randomking333]

3:21 .. is that an old ass Kelsey Grammar at the right?!

[mozartfx1]

The Registered version is way better! Alot less writing on the screen.

[hackerpuck15]

Wait so this is the registered version right?

[defense360]

who the hell is john lee and how'd he get so lucky to be in that speech?!

[runnerap22]

will ferrell actually graduated from USC.

[kiiifute1]

U.S. Congressman, abolitionist, "Father of the 14th Amendment" John Bingham, confirms understanding &construction framers used re birthright & jurisdiction House of Reps 3/9 1866:

I find no fault with the introductory clause which is simply declaratory of what is written in the Constitution, that EVERY HUMAN BEING BORN within the jurisdiction of the United States OF PARENTS NOT OWING ALLEGIANCE TO ANY FOREIGN SOVEREIGNTY IS, in the language of your Constitution itself, A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN

[copavida]

only 1 african american in the part 2 of 5 (3:50 minutes)...MMmmm...

[ronrutherford]

@copavida More likely to be in jail than even in college. Don't throw stones from glass houses. I see tons of asians... probably with less time in the US (first generation) than many blacks.... Explain it. Sorry but most of us are tired of the bitching. Its a god damn comedy commencement and even that you have to find racism.

Like the great rapper common flowed, "I make apologies, like blacks do excuses" The good ones have caught on. Keep tripping on your own regret and stand up. Why not?

[sullivanpa]

@copavida You spent your time watching this clip counting how many black people there were in it? That's ridiculous, get a life.

[youdick22]

@copavida who gives a fuck.

[birtch21]

I think this is registered

[iamfatandsassy]

omg pause at 2:52, theres these yellow letters that say boilsoft unregistered version

[doolittlesy1]

NOT EVERYONE FITS THE STERIOTYPICAL DEPICTION OF A HARVARD STUDENT SO STOP USING IT!!!!!!!!!

[CARLTON0BANKS]

this is shite. HAHA LOOK AT WILL FERRELL EARNING ALL THIS MONEY GIVING A BY THE BOOKS SPEECH TO A BUNCH OF SPOILT FUCKWITS. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

[dageOconnor]

2002

[Gadjack7up]

hilarious :)

[chetdog]

i think bill gates did a better job

[scruffymeigs]

How's that career going Will?

[opertinicy]

@scruffymeigs

How's your career going, envious condescending youtube guy?

[blackl1steddrums]

@scruffymeigs pretty sure his career is booming

[Lunaa11]

i love this i cannot get over it. it has inspired me beyond belief

[system0101]

Palindrome, lol

[steinbook]

quite a fine speech, strait and to the point

[fdesignr]

"...a father figure...a dim-witted father figure." LOL, good one Will! :)

[shadowlance194]

Spot the gremlin at 4:16

[Itstheclaw]

at 1:20 a guy picks his nose

[uhohpp]

nice one!

[youfuckinsuck1000]

we call planet earth is you guys

[worthen]

U know what the most popular game is in Haiti? Quake!

[jw870206]

Wow, really? That's just sad and tasteless.

[blahg8]

@worthen

I chuckled.

[MMfanAZ]

Outstanding Speech!

[fdesignr]

The George W. Bush bit was awesome...well, the whole speech was awesome. Lol. Way to go!

[101111101101]

boilsoft is not a pretty name for a software company.

[RandyBack88]

wow you are almost as funny as he is

[mskSeminole]

Can anyone tell me if this is a 'Registered Version'???

I really can't tell by watching the video.

[allclasschris]

hahaha

[htothenan]

too soon dude, too soon

[theswine59]

is this the registered version?

[drex48239]

@theswine59 its just a cool tattoo

[TheMMALifestyle]

@theswine59 very original. did you get that from the other 4 videos top comments?

[theswine59]

@TheMMALifestyle actually no, but im sure many people thought the same thing when they saw it

[kiddhitta]

oh my god. 4:19. pause it and look at the lady over top of the letter U. she looks like she pissed off

[sjefjaap]

she/he looks like carrot top from roast

[phillyctheman]

@kiddhitta haha yeah whats her problem this speech is brilliant

[kiddhitta]

maybe shes mad cause she never got accepted into harvard

[miLaN34234]

@kiddhitta hahahaha that bitch..

[Coolwrestler91]

@kiddhitta Most likely a republican.

[kiddhitta]

@Coolwrestler91 if she was a repulican, she would be out taking money from rich people and giving it to the poor so they could spend it on booze and drugs.

[kiddhitta]

@kiddhitta oops sorry. the democrats would do that.

[mccoyne33]

@kiddhitta she looks frozen

[canedaboi]

@kiddhitta i think thats carrot top

[abcul8r23]

@kiddhitta You're certain that's a lady? I thought that was Meatloaf.

[skew06]

@kiddhitta lolll

[madosamabinladen]

@kiddhitta thats because most yankees have a shit sense of humour

[ChannelTheHumor]

@kiddhitta

An offended republican, no doubt.

[ckywaynehim]

@kiddhitta because she has the boilsoft registered version,and was pissed off that it is the boilsoft unregistered version

[MrDeltaMaster]

@kiddhitta i dont even know if that chic has a pulse -____-

[goldenbwoy52]

Hahahahaha @ HaveWeMetBefore..

Word. hahaha

[barfgreenrulz]

the woman on the right behind him really hates this

[vochink]

pop out of the bushes and say...nachos anyone?

[HaveWeMetBefore]

about 0:26... Look at the dweebie guy in the red shirt (bottom left), getting his jollies at the idea of a being labelled a sexual being... like he really believes the reference was aimed at him

[onesportwonder24]

cool, you were there

[WarriorInternationa1]

because 2002 ...is a palmdrome HAHAH

[canadianmaple09]

Palindrome

[tristramshandy3]

"who likes to take a lot of naps and start wars" LOL

[wunda9]

lmao sooky republicans smiling through their teeth in the crowd

[alejandrocastillo54]

Where the hell is John Lee hahahaha

[Lerosca01]

lol!!!!

[enigmamonkey92]

he could probably do a good 'brad pitt' too

look at his face at 4:41

[podfunaug30]

2002 is a palindrome LOL.... true true

[nowaydudewtf]

lol I forgot Bush went to Harvard

[ryanmichaelking]

More like yale.

[nowaydudewtf]

He went to both Yale and Harvard Business School, if you didn't know.

[streuter]

why is no one wearing regalia?

[walterwalter66]

i agree, if you let Will speak for 5 mins, you'll find at least something that he says hilarious. I'm a huge fan.

[dumichauch0o]

look at the guy at 1:20, seems like he's really considering it xD

[babyshambles4life]

totally saw it

[sasansan1]

No matter how smart you are, Will Ferrell is still FREAKING HILARIOUS.

[BigEdgePoker]

semi. he has good writers.

[SamBrown1900]

rofl!!!bush speech LMAO

[mattbradleyu]

class of 2011 anyone?

[LonghornSpears]

Class of 2012 anyone?

[floorgraphix]

does anyone know what year this is

[eTernaLBOWLING]

oh and it says 2003 on the banner in the background lol

[optimisticgrl]

class of 03. he said it in the beginning.

[6packmaniak]

he only said 2003 u retard

[jointhetubeyou]

a father figure who likes to take alot of naps and start wars

brilliant

[MatthewVandeputte]

Thank you very much for the upload, Will Ferrell is the bees knees

[walterjnr]

Can this be uploaded without the stupid "unregistered" message? How hard is it to find freeware?

[jcpillars]

give 'em a break, it was probably a kid from harvard

[fdesignr]

Will Ferrell=Genius! The GWB one had me! lol.

[epolice3]

i think i liked "ali g's" more. both were hilarious though

[Akbaaz]

Thank you for going to all the trouble to convert this and upload it. It's hilarious. This is exactly what we need more of. If it wasn't for comedy I think I'd have to "take the pipe" as they used to say. Thanks again. Akbaaz

[foosbeast]

LOLS I spot the angry republicans during his impersonation--the ones who aren't smiling.

Bahahahahaha

[danielki85]

I went to CAL, and guess what? Most of the dumbest people I ever met were there. Same goes for schools like Harvard and USC. No matter where you are there are plenty of idiots. Including myself.

[iceicebaby1984]

the guy in the background is hating it. what a knob

[6l2k0855]

i grew up in the projects and have an 8th grade education,i whould rather be me than be born with a silver spoon in my mouth,because it says in the bible those who have everything will have nothing,and those who have nothing will have everything,all your parents and yourselves should 60% of what you own to the needy and the world could be reapaired,but we all know that will never happen,so the rich keep getting richer,and the poor keep getting poorer,although in the end it is going to be oposite

[6l2k0855]

oh im sorry,i spelled a word wrong you collage special people,i meant "give 60% of what you own"and "opposite"sorry,some of us are just not as perfect as you guys are.

[caliumn]

How about you give your computer away and the money you spend on broadband, dickhead

[iceicebaby1984]

well cos it says it in the bible its definately true

[sheepslayer70]

lol you sound like a 8th grader sharing you fairly tail

[6l2k0855]

i am going to be rich making music with my 8th grade education,im glad i didnt go to school and locked myself in a room playing guitar for twenty years,now....i utilize,all my musical knowledge,and make it happen,i am the american dream,fuck off world,catch me if you can,eat mt dust!!!!!!!

[kingtrollbooth]

Dear Lord, are you retarded? Having an education would be vital when your musical career fails.

And it will.

[foosbeast]

If you're the American Dream, then I'm scared to live here.

[masonrush]

Wow. How old are you, 12?

[tubeyouser12]

wcotton09 suck on my balls

[DemolitionLoversx77]

hehehehhh when he says four of you will go into the porno industry the one old guys nodding and like "yep, that is s o me."

^_^

[88hahaha88]

great vid

lets chat Be

[pacificguitarist]

Oh i see....its pretty well known.

Well...have you ever been?

[wcotton09]

you would have to be retarded to no realize that universities in general are known to be liberal and even radical breeding grounds, so your a fucking idiot

[pacificguitarist]

Well I know that misconception yes...its usually held by a few backward-minded people in the south of the states.

[wcotton09]

haha well unfortuantly i live in massachusetts the most liberal state in the union, retard

[pacificguitarist]

I live in texas AND massachusetts

[wcotton09]

sweet dude doesnt make you any less of a prick

[pacificguitarist]

And you know this....how?

I always thought universities was a place for education....not political indoctrination.

[pacificguitarist]

oh really?

[gabbana604]

who is this john lee he speaks of?

[redwolf481]

natalie portman was in this class...

[gwmclean]

I was eating nachos, but not anymore...I just laughed so hard I spit them out.

[kazmasterk]

hahaha i know someone named john lee

[jonnyswab12]

ahahaha some people look pisssssed off

[bananaboy132]

"...because 2002 is a palindrome"

LMAO XD

[stlstreetracin]

he is brave to talk down on bush in front of all those rich people

[isaacson21]

what does mean " deem weeded father figure" please ??

[will4ward]

" deem weeded father figure"

Is actually "Dim-witted father figure"

In other words a stupid or retarded papa or dad

type.

[theeluckymiller]

dim witted. not deem weeded.

[tomdawg91]

dim witted

[aknowl]

is there some sort of obligation for everyone who actually attends these ceremonies, whether seated on the stage or in the masses, to laugh like a total faggot whenever the guest so much as talks?

[hennypenny89]

haahah omg hes doing such a good job impersonating bush

[Meda01]

WHAT!!! You cut this video right after he says you can suck.....what? Now I HAVE to watch the next video.

[jenshine]

I'm not trying to be funny...that's just a statistical fact.

[junmengo]

4 of you will gonna have a magnificent carre at porn industry LMAO

[marleyjay01]

i liked ali g's better

[tylersmyler]

so cool

[magpiepeck]

This is hilarious...

[koollol]

this is so awesome! Thanks for uploading.