So this MOONFACE Gary Lucy thinks he can bring the fire AND the ice? I THINK NOT! He does not have one DROP of sass in his blood! Gimme Brian Harvey on ice any day, skating his heart out to some 2 Unlimited, & THEN you'll have a viewer for life in me! I know hes worried about protecting that genius brain of his after he ran himself over, but I think the ice & Brian could meld seamlessly into one ORGASM OF A FEAST FOR THE EYES! I, for one, would be rocked & there to cheer him on every episode!
@jasonismyhomie The only reason there was to watch this series of Strictly Ice Dancing was in the hope you'd witness Gary Lucy get his moonface face planted on the ice. I'm with you jasonismyhomie, get Brian Harvey on the ice! He'd certainly have a lot to offer in sass, drama, moves, and jams. Though the safety & preservation of his genius brain must be at the top of the show's & nations concerns if he did indeed participate in the next series.
@harveyderf Simple! Just get him a retard helmet! Those babies work WONDERS! Sure, it would obscure his gorgeous potatohead, but I think that what is of the essence here is that his BRAIN - responsible for the success and SASS of the very East 17 jams we as fans hold so near and dear - and his larynx/vocal chords remain guarded by heavy layers of padding. As much as I'd love to see his facial contortions as he busted move after flawless move, his body speaks just as loudly as his voice ever did.
@jasonismyhomie Marvelous idea! Indeed the safety of Brian's brain and vocal chords are paramount. the man is a national treasure. This brings up another question, how do we prevent the nations favorutie potatohead from catching a cold? It's bound to be freezing out there & a cold in the larynx could render Brian's vocal chords useless for at least a month. Yes beleive me once these concerns for Brian's well being are ironed out I will be waiting with baited breath to see him in action!
@harveyderf Well, I know he doesn't hail from the UK, but I am MOST CERTAIN that one very distinguished (& contemporary in genius like deductive reasoning/prodigal talent) Mr. Nicholas Cage could have a solution here. Have you seen him in the National Treasure franchise feature films? The crease from bum to leg ACHED as I was perched so unforgivingly on my seat's edge for the duration of both masterworks! Chilling & thrilling! If there is any man for the job of Harvey preservation, it is Cage!
@jasonismyhomie Oh I am more than familair with those orignal motion pictures! I own the DVD boxset and it adorns my mantle. With Nicolas Cage on board as the head Brian Harvey's health & safety officer while on this show, I as a Harveyophile, Englishman, & a human being have nothing to worry about. Nicholas as he has proved is more than qualified for the job of handling our national treasure as I have witnessed him take such exemplary care of not just one National Treasure but three.
So this MOONFACE Gary Lucy thinks he can bring the fire AND the ice? I THINK NOT! He does not have one DROP of sass in his blood! Gimme Brian Harvey on ice any day, skating his heart out to some 2 Unlimited, & THEN you'll have a viewer for life in me! I know hes worried about protecting that genius brain of his after he ran himself over, but I think the ice & Brian could meld seamlessly into one ORGASM OF A FEAST FOR THE EYES! I, for one, would be rocked & there to cheer him on every episode!
jasonismyhomie 11 months ago
@jasonismyhomie The only reason there was to watch this series of Strictly Ice Dancing was in the hope you'd witness Gary Lucy get his moonface face planted on the ice. I'm with you jasonismyhomie, get Brian Harvey on the ice! He'd certainly have a lot to offer in sass, drama, moves, and jams. Though the safety & preservation of his genius brain must be at the top of the show's & nations concerns if he did indeed participate in the next series.
harveyderf 11 months ago
@harveyderf Simple! Just get him a retard helmet! Those babies work WONDERS! Sure, it would obscure his gorgeous potatohead, but I think that what is of the essence here is that his BRAIN - responsible for the success and SASS of the very East 17 jams we as fans hold so near and dear - and his larynx/vocal chords remain guarded by heavy layers of padding. As much as I'd love to see his facial contortions as he busted move after flawless move, his body speaks just as loudly as his voice ever did.
jasonismyhomie 11 months ago
@jasonismyhomie Marvelous idea! Indeed the safety of Brian's brain and vocal chords are paramount. the man is a national treasure. This brings up another question, how do we prevent the nations favorutie potatohead from catching a cold? It's bound to be freezing out there & a cold in the larynx could render Brian's vocal chords useless for at least a month. Yes beleive me once these concerns for Brian's well being are ironed out I will be waiting with baited breath to see him in action!
harveyderf 11 months ago
@harveyderf Well, I know he doesn't hail from the UK, but I am MOST CERTAIN that one very distinguished (& contemporary in genius like deductive reasoning/prodigal talent) Mr. Nicholas Cage could have a solution here. Have you seen him in the National Treasure franchise feature films? The crease from bum to leg ACHED as I was perched so unforgivingly on my seat's edge for the duration of both masterworks! Chilling & thrilling! If there is any man for the job of Harvey preservation, it is Cage!
jasonismyhomie 11 months ago
@jasonismyhomie Oh I am more than familair with those orignal motion pictures! I own the DVD boxset and it adorns my mantle. With Nicolas Cage on board as the head Brian Harvey's health & safety officer while on this show, I as a Harveyophile, Englishman, & a human being have nothing to worry about. Nicholas as he has proved is more than qualified for the job of handling our national treasure as I have witnessed him take such exemplary care of not just one National Treasure but three.
harveyderf 11 months ago