Jesus Pwn3d U

[sweetmusick619]

jesus is pretty athletic

[fengyu11]

not nice.. stop doing that plzz u are a bad guy i never seen in my life like that lol

[edrevanyukk]

lolacaust

[TheNomi123]

i almost shit myself and i cnt breathe :D

[pseudoserenity]

Hahahaha! The Frisbee part is the best xD

[jesuschrist525]

i never be there..ho3..ha3

[ProducShuns]

Haha Jesus is a cunt.

[cornflakeees1]

@ProducShuns yearh yourh mother said the same thing....sry for my bad english... am not an asshole haha

[TheRaphal69]

hahahaha...very crazy...i like it...

[animahangar]

hahaha fighissimo!!!!!

[ProphetOfTheTeapot]

Episode two is Jesus called "Child in Africa" where Jesus gives a kid, AIDS, Malaria, takes his food, burns down his makeshift shelter, you know, like he usually does.

[uzmarvel]

Warum lacht ihr immer über eure Religion???!!! Ich verstehe euch gar nichts!!! :(

[chadbrochill61]

Jesus Christ, you're such a douche!

[PDXtransplant]

Friggen hilarious! I knew Jesus was a jerk. :D

[JammingSalmon]

Whats the music in the background I want to dl it so bad

[Hyattiee]

Dude, Jesus is an asshole. D:

[NickosFreerunner]

thumbs up if JFL brought you here

[AnsarYEMEN]

I am Muslim & that is not funny

[thegrizzly52]

lmao the soccer flop pwn

[yuhzt]

MOAR

[21Andheeeyy]

haha

[21Andheeeyy]

haha,,



[innitstrange]

@JormatheGreat, Yeaaaahhh, Raaaaighhhht!

[wewannahearsomemusic]

seriously. make a second episode :D. make him just knock people's food over when they're about to eat or something

[JomartheGreat]

jesus doesn't attack people, jesus touches and heals people, asshole.

[acidyummy]

takled from behind... ha

[guesswho811]

religion kills brain cells

[suzake2]

honestly im a christian and i find this hystericle

[blacki934]

there is no episode 2 because this is just a one time thing and plz no bad comments. (cyber bullys)

[TheKillzoner12]

What am I watching? o.o

[froob182]

christ troll'd

[MyNameIsZura]

"who got tackled from behind 11 times..." pfft hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

[yimi167]

Third off, you have to understand that it may use the name jesus but jesus is not the lord. Jesus was the lords son and that the lords name is not being used in vein nor is there any aspect of religion in this video. And lastly you have to have a sense of humor and not take everything literally and compare it to bible versus. Fun and games is fun and games.

[TheSymphonicsounds]

@yimi167 Uhh Jesus is Lord. The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit are all part of the Holy Trinity. They are three in one.

[EinhejarHD]

@TheSymphonicsounds Shut the fck up and get a girlfriend

[TheSymphonicsounds]

@EinhejarHD You mad bro? I find your lack of a legimate comment disappointing.

[yimi167]

@TheSymphonicsounds They may be veered as one in the same, however. For that to be true then you are saying that god himself died and was brought back by his own power, which after he died would no longer exist. They are not the same. They are separate beings. God is the lord, holy savior. Jesus is just a medium which he sent his holy power through for a short period of time while he was living, along with several other people for a greater good. God's son is Jesus, so their not the same being.

[xxshadowdragon]

@yimi167 Their and they're may sound the same. but for that to be true then you are (you're) saying that grammar is not important. You see, their is used to show possession; while they're is short for they are. Therefor (there is also another sound alike word but is not the same thing) your (used to show possession and not you're which is short for you are) last sentence should be, "so they're not the same being.". Thank you for your time.

[gucci13]

is jesus really that annoying? fuck i would have pwned jesus myself

[Azelf3]

I don't think Jesus would be offended by this, so you guys should chill the fuck out.

[thirty30one50]

It's totally funny!

[MegaKatrinah]

thou shall not take the name of the Lord in vain...

don't u have guilt using the name of Jesus like this? my goodness.... He is not for an entertainment, even if it was in the form of joke. it's not good...

[dukeznay]

@MegaKatrinah some people arent religious like me, so there is no guilt in saying things like "jesus fuking christ" or "holy fuk" or "there as big as gods balls". Infact those things are funny and when people get upset about it, its funnier

[JomartheGreat]

@MegaKatrinah that's perfectly true.

[HartuBeatu]

Not in my house, BITCH!

[fottydot]

lol i am a christian and i find this hilarious i cried laughin

[carlcarlos101]

This video is funny, granted, but the idea of using Jesus for this is not the best idea. But still, great video.

[y3wtub3]

lmfao

[Bharatwaj89]

mad fuk!



[slkr99]

i'm starting to think this isn't jesus

[shadyslimism]

fuck u faggots maggots whom dont believe in god fuck u bitches

[GeckoLink]

@shadyslimism for starters, there is no evidence that they don't believe in god so don't assume things. Further more, is'ent there a commandment against profanity like what was used in this comment?

[supremeoveralskaters]

@shadyslimism i was ganna reply to ur troll comment, but then i took anow to the knee.

[ShiShiZoomBoom]

@shadyslimism It looks like someone's priest felt them up today.

[kingbradley6000]

oh god

[demondayssean]

3,316 Super christian fags

[josjos125]

hmmm... i just wonder do they have a fear on the LORD if not you need to consult a priest

[FTWBillbo]

@josjos125 yeah... cause the lord of the rings is a horror film (I know "God" is whom your talking about but hey it's not nice to talk about something that doesn't exist)

[TheHoviat]

show some respect you pigs

[demondayssean]

@TheHoviat Super Christian FAGGOT FUCK GOD

[edtisoy143]

this sucks!

[1gameprinc]

Jesus really hates this kid

[Flowsiden2]

240p makes this so much better

[CommandoAtin]

Moses = best referee

[TheHeroicHalibut]

that kid got TARANTULAD

[ChaseCDJR]

The first time I ever watched this. Oh my god I cried.

[gaviao157]

WHERE DA FUCK IS THE EPISODE 2?

[ConnorHere]

This kid totally bought all that gear to the park.

[invaderrexPWN]

jesus pwned u noobs

[MrSmelster]

whats the song called?



[danit303]

@Myasiannoodles Jesus would pwn your sorry ass

[22JRDN55]

haha red card, made me laugh

[lmfaorocker1000]

it would suck if that was me XD

[nintendosforce]

I did this in a game of four square when I was in eighth grade, it was frickin hilarious

[SasukeBlindside]

0:10 JIIZÄÄÄÄZ!

[Myasiannoodles]

I wish my youtube videos were as hilarious as this. THIS VIDEO CRACKS ME UP ALL THE WAY!

But i still dont like the idea of using jesus like this but this video is a joke.

Jesus <3

[TheNapalmer123]

@Myasiannoodles the reason is because its funny as hell and jesus is fucking awesome

[heyiliketurtles]

@Myasiannoodles its the random choice of Jesus that makes it funny. wouldn't be as good otherwise.

[Rigioleo]

@Myasiannoodles Don't like the idea either, I personally wouldn't do it, but it was funny. I got to admit.

[RasenKamehamehaX100]

Please make episode two!

[Salagorian]

That was awesome.

[RasenKamehamehaX100]

How the hell did, I get here from Fire Emblem and DBZ videos?

[MultiAwesomeman]

LOL I got an ad the the movie, "The Devil Inside"

[PhreshChaster]

lol red card

[CRGreathouse]

im a youth minister, and i played this at a high school retreat! the teens loved it, and so do i!

[MrMentalflossed]

@CRGreathouse i know it's awesom right,.. hehehe god has a sense of humor , he made mike tysons voice, the platapuss -->"the platapuss also leans to the idea god had a learning curve with wine" and my personal favorite of gods fun creations fireflys,..big daddy likes his lightshows :)

[GeckoLink]

@CRGreathouse you good sir, win the internet!

[KaylaTheCreeper]

XDD

[kiks911]

soccer aint no sport

[GeckoLink]

@kiks911 double connotation! 

[sherifffawzy]

very very funny.



[saghowave]

@Robomonkey5000 u got pwn3d byJesus becuse IxAmFRUITCAKE is Jesus

[Dannyhirsch001]

its the kidd from 2 in a half men



[CoheedBojarzin]

Can people not take a joke? Why do these things always turn into stupid, religious debates? Leave it as a joke, like it was. A funny one, too. But now my laughs are ruined by the stupid discussions that occur in the comments (I guess I could have just not looked at them, but I was curious :P)

[ariellez09]

hahahaha

[jgettier]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[TheChrises16]

0:52 priceless.

[ModeLTU]

The soundtrack these guys choose is always so epic

[MaoistRebelNews2]

And Jesus said onto the, "fuck yo shit, I'm the mother fucking best!"

[PennyWisee14]

Laughing

[TheHeartgirl8910]

wtf

[daedori]

@majom89 Jesus IS your friend, this could be the real Jesus if you want him to!!!"Ask and it will be given to you" Matthew 7:7 "For everyone who seeks finds" Matthew 7:8. And everything is possible with God:) happy new year!!God bless:)

[aperfecttool2590]

@daedori lol 1 Timothy 2:11-15: 11 Let a woman learn in silence with all submission. And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence.For Adam was formed first, then Eve.And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived, fell into transgression.Nevertheless she will be saved in childbearing if they continue in faith, love, and holiness, with self-control. (ie, unless a woman can bear children and is obedient to the man , she's worthless)

[SlaughterForFun]

Fucking LOL

[dafftunes]

WTFFFFFFF

[XxCatholicRabixX]

i think i just shrated this is so funny

[sokrzy619]

i really shouldn't be laughing at this^-^"

[enheigen]

Jesus with Fox attitude

[J4kki94]

Don't people have anything better to do than criticizing religion for no real reason, on YouTube, on a video purely meant for fun?

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

I am Jesus, prove me wrong.

[gilmouta]

@qotsaandsoadfan1 There is no internet in heaven

[TheStrawbeery]

@qotsaandsoadfan1 your'e a liar that's what you are

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

@TheStrawbeery And you're illiterate, and hopefully sterile....but I'm still Jesus.

[TheStrawbeery]

@qotsaandsoadfan1 making assertions hah you can't prove that

i'm illiterate. your'e nobody let alone jesus so go and get some mental

help because you need it

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

@TheStrawbeery I don't need to prove it at all, You do a fine job of that yourself.

No surprise you haven't spotted it yet....Oh and and I never said I was christ, Just Jesus. Its your religious convulsions that lead you to that assumption.

btw, look up the definition of "assertion", or stop using it.

[TheStrawbeery]

@qotsaandsoadfan1 again you making assertions that you cant prove

you haven't proven anything. i know what assertion means hence

making statements without proof. maybe you don't know what it means

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

@TheStrawbeery English 101: "assertion" means a POSITIVE statement. so...thankyou.

[TheStrawbeery]

@qotsaandsoadfan1 you're assertion is wrong though

i used the context correctly. you didn't make a positive

assertion about me. it's false

[qotsaandsoadfan1]

@TheStrawbeery Only to you it wasn't positive. honestly the comment section is full of our pointless bickering, just go on your merry deluded way and i'll go get a sandwich.

[Elred1234]

No wonder i'm an atheist

[MinecraftNinjaTeam]

@Elred1234 this isn't any thing like jesus. Friggin hilarious, but not jesus. We'd all be screwed if it was.

[FuNnYBoNeTiCklEs]

OHHHHHH! That's not Jesus! I know him! That's the shikh from the musjid! Where are you going? It's five minutes until the next salat! Get back to the microphone!

[figbat1]

PLEASE READ MY COMMENTS BELOW!

can you work them out?

[figbat1]

i came up with a theory that involves the book of genesis (fig leaves) buddha (sitting under the bodhi fig tree) jesus (many sayings about figs) ross horne's book (new health revolution) and science (figs are the most important source of food for fruit eating rainforest animals). i then experimented on the figs by eating mainly dried figs (same brand) for over 6 years now and found cycles which i related to the numbers in psgs 11/12 of the book of revelations. this theory has gone everywhere.

[Techykabas]

@figbat1 Please stop this now. Don't become another Harold Camping or what not.

[figbat1]

so far i have had eliminations at days 504, 840, 1176, 1512, 1848, 2184, and expect my 7th at day 2520. today is day 2477. i have definitely found something. i am not lying. what i have discovered has gone around the world and many songs have been written about it.....the foo fighters last 3 albums...."vertigo" by U2 (my first name is phil).....coldplays' last 3 albums. an elimination is a day when you experience strong flu-like symptoms and feel terrible. bad stuff is washed out of your body.

[figbat1]

in australia ross horne's books have been removed from the libraries and the bookshops.

[ModeLTU]

Their choice of music is absolutely phenomenal

[MKDbigboss]

0:56 Jesus acts like Christiano Ronaldo

[Tonyrockwalker]

0:12 Come at me bro!

[AMARIHD2]

لعنة الله عليك

[dharbahorra]

@AMARIHD2 تكفى وش ترجمة المقطع ، كأن فيها الرب أو المسيح أنا ضعيف بالانكليزي ، تحياتي لك

[ENTERRAPTURE20]

ISAIAH 19:3-4 THE SPIRIT OF EGYPT SHALL FAIL IN ITS MIDST;I WILL DESTROY ITS “COUNSEL”:..THE EGYPTIANS WILL I GIVE INTO THE HAND OF THE CRUEL/FIERCE LEADER.DAMASCUS SYRIA–OLDEST CITY,NEVER BEEN DESTROYED(ISAIAH 17:1)ISRAEL DIVIDED(JOEL 4:1-4)JESUS SAID,HIS 2ND COMING,IF U SEE DMASCUS DSTROYED & SRAEL DVIDED.IF U THINK QUAKES R COMMON THINK OF THESE PROPHECIES,THESE R N THE NEWS NOW.1THESSALONIANS 4:17,WE’LL MEET JESUS IN THE CLOUDS(RAPTURE) REPENT!READ BIBLE –GIV YOUR LIFE TO JESUS.

[FilippoGatti1991]

@ENTERRAPTURE20

No.

[CeceandRockyAddicts]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[CeceandRockyAddicts]

@CeceandRockyAddicts lol

[nancydiane86]

@ENTERRAPTURE20 I CAN'T QUITE READ IF YOUR WRITE YOUR COMMENTS THAT SMALL!!!

Oh, btw, sorry to pop your bubble, Christianity is a fairy tale.

Have a nice day!

[starocean247]

hahha you got pwned

[ElKyuZou]

fuck jesus is a jerk

[Robomonkey5000]

just cuz sliceoutoftoast put soccer in parenthesis i disliked his comment. its soccer. get it right.

[IxAMxFRUITCAKE]

@Robomonkey5000 Just because u disliking someones comment because he was polite enought to put soccer in parantheses, i liked his comment, therefore vetoing ur stupidity

[FreshLikeMySwag]

@Robomonkey5000 It's also called football, you know.

[Robomonkey5000]

@FreshLikeMySwag football is a brutal sport where u pound the shit out of people... not run around a field like foot fairies.

[FreshLikeMySwag]

@Robomonkey5000 It's both. in america, football is, yes, a brutal sport where you pound the shit outta people. in other countries, its a field full of ("foot fairies"?).

[thedeviantguy]

@FreshLikeMySwag lol, brutal. You got nothing on rugby.

[FreshLikeMySwag]

@thedeviantguy I was just agreeing with the guy, haha. and hell no i got nothing on rugby. i got bruises on my ass dawg

[MauricioPunk44]

Jajajajajajajaja !!!

[fearbuster999]

what is funny ? why u do not make fun like this on who is hating u , who is willing to kill u every moment , u know what I mean . but u r scared of them , let me ask any one who is making fun , will u accept making fun of your father or mother or any one u love ?

[LPNking1]

@fearbuster999 why u no go make life , u know what I mean . mabey pass third grade too yes ?

[almutiri2007]

لعنت الله عليكمُ

[hikoseijuro922]

@almutiri2007

انا منحاش منكم، و اخرتها تطبون عند الاجانب بعد ؟

[almutiri2007]

@hikoseijuro922

مآندري مُن الي طآب على الثآني ~ الله يسسعدك بس :) }~ْ

[rat2oille]

@hikoseijuro922 ياخي لايكون اليوتيوب حقك؟ خل الناس تشوف الي تبي وش الي محرق رزك

[hikoseijuro922]

@rat2oille

و الظاهر من حقي اقول رائي،

انا اقصد المتشددين ذولا اللي كل شي حرام، و لا تغلط علي انا من شعب الله المختار و الرجال جايك "لعنه الله عليكم" يعني بيفهمون عليه مثلن؟

[jgdycoop]

i love jesus I always will... lol this here is still funny though!

[oryx032000]

HAHAHAHAHAHA funniest thing I've seen in months!! I was literally rofl

[deslatebaguioro]

this is not funny

[dodolastone]

i think the god can't bless you

[chioriza]

กวนตืนสัส

[STATHISBSG]

OMFG...

[majom89]

I won't be an atheist anymore if this is the real jesus :D

[TheMexicanSwaqq]

bastards these days

[2ne1jmFTW]

@rotateaxis fuck you!

[rotateaxis]

@2ne1jmFTW Why?