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  • to let you all know, CAPTAIN FALCON IS BATMAN

  • once again, I say:

    COLONELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLL PUNCH!!!!!!

  • COLONELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL PUNCH!

    LOL

  • W...T...F...?

  • Ur mom

  • sooooooo who does ganon get?

  • 1:31 to 1:43

  • lol snake in a box with zss

  • Star Wars and Falcon Punch? My God, this is even better than finally learning how to use the microphone on the PS2!

  • that battle scars system nintendo left out would have been perfect for this video

  • Falcon:FALCON......

    Snake:COLONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL­LLLL!!!!!!!!!!

    Both: PUAWNCH!

    *Falcon goes flying*

    Me:I knew it. Ranks beat birds any day.>=)

  • snake never was much a fighter his utility was actually the only good damage he would do just honestly saying....

  • *Pokemon battle music*

    ...Captain Falcon:Come on...

    *More Pokemon battle music*

    ...Snake:Tasty...

    Me XD!

  • Falcon: SNAAAAAAAKE!!!

    Snake: What?

    LOL!

  • LOL STAR WARS

  • Faclon: YES!

    Samus: Is that all?

    XDDDDD

  • love the star wars lines

  • WHAT IS THE TRAINING SONG CALLED? ANYBODY?

  • star wars! he totally took that from revenge of the sith.

  • y does snake say tasty at the beginin

  • Ganon got angry just becuz Falcon ate da apple

  • the 1 deleted scene was when inside the box falcon said, "show ya boobs!" xD

  • kirby was training  snake

  • wtf tasty?

  • @HoTLink2006155 LOL!

  • It not sex in the city its sex in the box! 

  • I really don't get the ending. Can somone explain it to me?

    

  • lol Kirby is is snakes master Kirby>Snake

  • *while inside box with samus*

    FALCON PELVIC THRUST!

  • Is that all???

  • FALCO PAWWNCH FTW

  • captain falcon 4ever!!!!=D i like SSBB

  • 2:07 Ganon farted and it smelt so bad i made Falcon gasp mid sentence.

  • C. Falcon wanted to beat snake just so he can have sex with samus? A true pervert.

  • @UltimateMatt000 Who had already had sex with Snake dozens of time!

  • @sdmitch16 They were meant for eachother possibly

  • @sdmitch16 They were meant for eachother possibly. (SNAKE & SAMUS)

  • Yes!

    Is that all?

    Epicness in a box... literally

  • Captain Falcon & Snake think Samus is Tasty!

  • i don't understand the end

  • @shadowmamdyal LOL hahahah

  • lol, Ganon's face at 2:45 xD

  • What music plays during C.Falcon's training?

  • what the name of song of captain falcon training

    

  • I love Ganondorf's traps !

  • omg does he say colonel punch??? bahahaha :)

  • what is the song of the training of captain falcon

  • Lmao is that all?

  • I loled at the end there

  • 5:17 , Snake should implode. KNEE OF JUSTICE!!!!!

  • CUM... TASTEY LOL

    3:30

  • What is the worst nightmare? Is it that Samus was already carrying Snake's child?

  • OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOOOD!

  • I was expecting a FALCON F**K at the end XD

  • There's no way Falcon could be defeated. This video is wrong.

  • captin falcon: oh no

  • who ever thinks captin falcon can beat the crap out of snake like this response

    

  • WTF is with snake saying "tasty"

  • ....So what does Ganon get out of training the Captain?

  • 59 people didnt overcome their obstacle.

  • snake tht lucky guy

  • Captain Falcon doesn't get trained! Apparently, some people dont know that he can blow up half the galaxy using his falcon punch! Captain Falcon gets trained by no one! He is powerful, was born powerful, and is equal to Chuck Norris!! XD

  • @VideoRanter but he needs training at how to use the Dark side of the force

  • Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man...

  • lol

    captain falcon:come on!

    snake:tasty:

    gay

    *facepalm*

  • There is a lot of sex in boxes in these vids.

  • To reach his goal, Captain Falcon must learn to DI. >>

  • to reach his dream captain falcon must f*ck the obstacle like a beast

  • When he gets with samus; he will be like: "Falcon FUUUUUUUUUCK!!! Its super effective."

  • 6:10 captain falcon gets a STD XDDDDDDDD

  • lol

  • you chose ganondorf because he practiclly has the same move set as Cpt. Falcon

    ganondorfs kick that flys is just the FAlcon kick with dark arua

  • Tasteh.

  • COLONELLLLLLLLLL punch.

  • if ganandorf is a crappier version of captain falcon shouldnt ganandorf be learning from captain falcon

  • @ESTEBAN57045 actually, ganondorfs punch does more damage than the FALCON PAWWNCH!!! (i no, hard to believe right?) but captain falcon totally owns ganondorf in every single other way

  • oh god oh man oh god oh man OH GOD OH MAN

  • yikes!so much funny

  • 4:40 good god thats a lot of boxes

  • why doesnt snake just get mei ling?

  • @MapleMochaWolf Why would Snake need Mei Ling when he can have Orihime Inoue or Loly?

  • the ultimate immortal-team : Captain Falcon, Mark Hoffman and Chuck Norris

  • colonel punch? why do you keep trying to make people think snake is better than c, falcon? what´s your problem MARLWiiStation360?

  • lol YESZ

  • 56 people are assholes

  • love the song

  • @sdjifhskj its called your the best

  • Dam!!! played with his sex game

  • Holy Smash-Balls on a Baseball Bat!!!

    I never thought a showdown between Snake & Captain Falcon would actually happen! At least not like this anyway! Sweettttt!

    ;D

  • I swear kojima should patent that as snakes catch phrase from here on out

    "TASTY!"

  • Oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man!

  • 5:45 GETTING READY

  • CAPTAIN COLONEL!!!

    Colonel:COLONEL PUNCH!!!

    Snake: "facepalm" your doing it wrong -.-

  • FEAR THE POWER OF THE COLONEL PUNCH!

  • that was so tasty XD

  • Lol samus is such a slut.

  • @rprshadow no she could kick buts and she is my favorite charactor and im not mean i just love samus in anyway

  • @alize901

    AND SHE DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING!

    lol

  • @rprshadow sorry i forgot

  • soooo epic

  • 4:37 LMAO!

  • epic end

  • wat happened inthat box anyway?

  • @GameFreakWins ummmmmmmmm... they doing some... stuff x_X

  • huahauahu

  • CF"cowan"

    SNAKE"TASTY!"

  • cptain falcon wold win any pokemon fight

  • When is the great Time Paradox Fight gonna involve ZSS?

  • WHAT!?!?!? THIS VIDEO IS FAKE CAPTAIN FALCON NEVER FAILS NOT EVEN IN HIS DREAMS

  • Oh man... Oh my God... OH MAN... OH MAH GAWD!

  • love ganon in this one lol

  • i think this is snakes dream....no body can touch Captain Falcon......your wii will explode if you captain falcon uses his full strenth

  • "Come on!"

    *pokemon battle song*

    Captain Falcon: i choose you, CHUCK NORRIS!

    Snake: I CHOOSE YOU, MR.T

    Captain Falcon: CHUCK NORRIS USE ROUND HOUSE KICK

    Snake: MR.T USE "I PITY U FOOL" MOVE

    *Nuclear explosion from too much epicness*

  • 53 people lost by the collonel punch after the training

  • O_O why in a box?

  • this had to be a dream... falcon punch never fails

  • 6:07

  • 1:34 epic win

  • 53 People didn't pick their dream carefully and got coronal punched.

  • 53 people got falcon punch'd

  • Are you ok? Did you eat your veggies? Do you hate CvS2? Is there a meanin' to life? Is Justin Bieber gay? Is the iPad a waste of time and money? Do you wanna see Justin Bieber die? Should Keiji Inafune make Rockman X9? Falcon Punch Lindsay Lohan? Is SNK better than Capcom? Will you have sex w/Rosario Dawson? Do you love Sand Canyon? Do you hate the Caramel Dansen song? Is the Caramel Dansen song gettin' so tirin'? Are all the people below me gay as hell?

  • i did that move before to somebody on wifi 5:36

  • The song rocks.

  • @gamingwonderboy Really wut do u mean, "it rocks"? It sooooooooo rocks! x_x

  • lol this guy always make the best brawl videos

  • @96Thompson I know!:)

  • 3:56 - 4:03

    Cpt. Falcon: Oh, an apple! *walks over to apple, picks it up and eats it*

    Ganon: That was my apple, bitch! *Ganon Kick!*

    Cpt. Falcon: *K.O*

  • O.o So metroid prime was doing it with snake constantly? O.o I don't blame him.

  • @iPocketmonkey metroid prime? you mean samus

  • @iPocketmonkey samus you retard

  • @iPocketmonkey ...Metroid Prime is a type of life-sucking creature known as a Metroid. Samus, the extremely awesome bounty hunter, is a female clad in an alien suit made ENTIRELY of energy, and converts even HER into energy so she can roll up into a ball. Because of the energy factor, she is able to draw in energy, harness it, and turn it into whatever form of weaponry the situation calls for, or at least from my understanding.

  • @Man1cmanMario

    YESZH!

  • Falcon looked pist off at the end lol

  • 2:47 lol

  • -Is that all?

    -Wait no...Boom head shot

  • COLONEEEEEEEEEEEEL PAWCH!

  • I woulda faked zelda

  • it would be funny if samus rejected captain falcon in the end

  • That's so unrealistic. Captain Falcon is a much better acter than the guy that played anakin.

  • OH GOD OH MAN XD

  • The thing that makes MALR so good, is because he takes his sentences from movies, instead of hearing some gay 13 yr old virgin talk..

  • BEST C.FALCON VIDEO EVER!!!

  • Wow Samus is a freak. after she sez Is that all? that part was hilarious.

  • Falcon Jizz!!

  • This was epic!!!

  • lol, that was... pretty fuckin good =)

  • Captain Falcon used FALCON PAWNCH! Its super effective!

  • i was like holy shit on how many times samus and snake did each other

  • wasnt the time paradox cused by this and then this is part of the time paradox series

  • HAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX only chuck norris can even MATCH a falcon PAWNCH

  • He forgot some important training...

  • Pookeemanz battle! :D

    SNAKE:300 HP CAPTAIN FALCON : POTATO

  • Two most manliest characters in video games.

    Would only be better if Guile was here.

  • este video esta genial,very funny

  • POOR FALCON T_T

  • they did it in a box...wow

  • @psycho642 i've done it in a box. you got something to say?

  • umm..congratulations 

  • @psycho642 thank you. its a huge accomplishment in my life.

  • I'm sure you can tell that story to your grankids when you become an old man

  • @psycho642 what do you mean an old man? i'm 17 and i have 12 kids. 3 with kids of their own. one has a set of twins. i've been a grandpa since i was 16. silly.

  • Well I'll be damned...You must live in a castle

  • someone can say em what song is when captain falcon is trainnig??? plzzzzz tell me =O

  • @javo377 Your the best

  • 124 boxes were harmed in the making of this video

  • @javo377

    Joe "Bean" Esposito - You're the Best

  • SNAKE PUNCH!!!

  • Captain Falcon asked for help. At that point, time almost came to a halt.

  • "SNAAAAAAAAKE!!!"

    "what?

  • 1:15 the solid snake version of "LEEEROOOOY JENKINS!!!"

  • how do you got the giant box?

  • I'd play the pokemon games if they were more like the fight scene. Hah

  • tasty...? wtf

  • 1:14

    CF: FALCON!!

    Snake: CANOOOOONNNN!!!! ( or something like that)

    *Both run*

    Snake: ...Punch. (CF flies away)

    Wth?

  • @Kakashinaro

    cornel punch,

  • @lylatfox4

    Colonel?

  • @Kakashinaro

    yeah

  • tasty?????