Fallout 3 ad: Washington, DC

[kakashirox261]

Yeah they got everything... But i think he forgot all of the super mutants, ghouls, Raiders, and if he thinks beautiful nature is dead trees and dead grass, and mutated animals then it is very beautiful. Oh and he forgot all of the buildings have collapsed and you have to travel through the dark subway tunnels then it is the place where millions of tourists want to go

[walkerdt10]

Sees the washingtpn monument as a penis... :/ I really need to lay of the med x

[jackwill76]

This is probably one of the most eeriest Fallout 3 ads

[BlackAndWhiteScout]

"We'll always be here; no matter what happens."

Oh The Irony...

[LickyBubba]

its to bad everything is radioactive and blown the crap up

[MrSabre95]

I miss to original prepareforthefuture(.)com...

[naughtypagan72]

has enoy one noteced thet the lake looks like a wood pecker

[thejudge305]

in a way the poster was right thoe they are all very damidge ther still standing

[RoozleRay]

Well I WOULD explore, but there are annoyingly climbable piles of rubble blocking the street and for some retarded reason, I can't climb them.

[TechUnadept]

sorry, guys, between the supermutants and the Talon mercs, I can't find any time for sight-seeing.

[Fallout3boy2077]

lol the kid has a toy gun...if i walked into the nations capitol with a toy gun i would get shot

[Killergrayback]

yeah. Beautiful trench. Super mutant. Talon Company. Wonderful place to be in !

[14Saluk]

i know what i can see: raiders, super mutants, creepy soldiers, and butterflies.

[maarc3D]

lincoln's on pills, his eyebrows are all over the place

[MrUnclepeanuts]

'Theres nothing to do here I'm bored'

It would be funny as hell if that kid got transported to the Nations Capitol during the Lone Wanderers time, I wonder how bored would he be then lmfao.

[glenpiper11]

i wonder if abe is angry that slaves took his head. kinda ironic, no?

[CrusaderOfTheMojave]

@glenpiper11 Did you even do that quest for the escaped slaves? Or did you sell 'em out? They FOUND Abe's head, and wanted the PC to clear out the Lincoln memorial so they can put the head back on.

[glenpiper11]

@CrusaderOfTheMojave i would never sell them out how dare you! they took me in when i was mildly radiated and gave me a quest that was worth a boatload of experience. i said that they took it, but rather, i meant that they had it. if there was any confusion, i apologize. They were really nice. but...a lot of it had to do with the slavers just being jerks rather than the slaves being nice :). but my quest wouldn't load for a few days (they wouldn't go into the memorial) so it took a while to load

[CrusaderOfTheMojave]

@glenpiper11 Ah. I only sold them out on my evil character. (Gotta get to know more of the game, you know?) Sorry if my commented looked rude. (Bad habit)

[glenpiper11]

@CrusaderOfTheMojave lol no worries. i rlly dont care either way. its a fun game and i have gone thru once killing everyone i met with no exceptions. got rich as hell and spent it all on useless stuff

[SeeDMT]

KABOOOM!

[coopsand]

Fall out takes place in a alternate universe that is stuck in the 1950's atmosphere

[TalonMercenary]

9 people found nothing to do in Washington DC

[brickblockbro123]

that's right abe.

[SoggyDoritos]

Abe doesn't have his hat

[TalonMercenary]

@SoggyDoritos ya because he doesn't wear his hat in the Lincoln memorial :)

[OzzytheDjman]

9 people are COMMUNISTS!

[lazorize]

aint that a enclave song ?

[psnplyerhard26]

Abe Lincoln:This town is filled with history hero's and...

Storm Trooper looking men that are obsessed with technology Super mutants Ghouls and ONE BIG FUCKING ROBOT

God Bless America

[Crawdy252]

At 0:36 A talking penis said "More to CUM BUTT"

[Subxaero024]

Am I like the only one who doesn't get the 1950s ish feel to everything about the fallout games. It is supposed to be post 2077 but yet everything looks like it was from the 1950s.

[alphameep]

@Subxaero024 what im guessing is it is like the 1950s of the futur baslicly a futuristic 1950s.....bets idea i can think of :P

[superanimefan275]

@Subxaero024 It's supposed to be an alternate universe where 1950's culture never went away all the way in to the future.

[megahunterkiller]

Isnt that the same dad and son from the vault commercial?

[iDino030]

jesus, the penis just talked to me, got to stop taking these jets

[Fallout3boy2077]

talking trash can...talking penis...gotta lay off the jet

[gudam3]

long live the fallout series and its story

they could not think of a better way then tell a story then a game. hoping that fallout 4 will use skyrim engine,probably will

[coolbeastlyoreo]

nothing to do? are you fucking retarded kid!? kill some muties!!!

[MyHandsMyLife]

:27

mommy the trash can talked to me ......

[anth0nyislive]

They forgot to mention THE 100'S OF MUTIES EVERYWHERE!!!

[littlebuddyranaway]

@anth0nyislive rofl

[konar96]

fuck yeah i see muties all over the place

[miauw62]

Heroes and history are boring.

[daM1NT3]

yeah... explore... while suffering constant attacks from super mutants every step of the way...

[mushidigger]

before the war in the 2050s i belive after 2070s and your a fucking fag skinny it was the best fucking fallout in all fucking time fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck! lol

[MrEastFlorida]

na no exploring i cant walk 10 ft witout a bullet hitting me

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

The only "Fallouty" part of fallout 3 was the ad campaign

Not that F3 was a bad game but it was a bad fallout game

[psychomantis108]

"theres nothing to do..." *supermutant runs past grappling a Brotherhood Paladin while being shot at by Raiders and Slavers* "I'm bored..."

[MrMendezy]

Why are some Americans so arrogant? (Not trying to be offensive)

[TheVidviewer]

The Abe Lincoln animation looks like something from a Harry Partridge video

[QuackerFilmz]

Fallout Wisconsin seems like such a good idea....

[Tabbycat982CoD]

lol why cant they do a fallout for canada?

[Rockbobby]

@Tabbycat982CoD Because no one would waste nukes on Canada.

[EP1KCAMPER]

Boy, could you wonder how it was in 2012 for them?????

[Parkster175]

(Abe): *Asks Tom about it being the Capital* (Tom): Thats right Abe, infact every year millions of tourists coem to enjoy our capital filled with SUper Mutants, Dead bodies and Ghouls! Right Gorge? (Gorge): Aww, yes! Weve seen alot of nukes over the years, and there more to come, but one things for sure we wont be here no matter what happens! (Kid): Wow, dad theres a dog I want to feed it! (Dad): Glad you changed you'r mind lets go feed the dog instead. (Abe): How about you Are you ready to die?

[MilitiaOfPain]

Isent it funny how Super Mutants wont go down in Fallout 3 but in Fallout NV one critical hit in the head and they are done for!...Well done for about a hour before they respawn and bitch slap you right off the summit of black moutain...

[Lvl2Stump]

I may have been experimenting with med-x, buffout and psycho at the time, but I swear that the Lincoln Memorial told me to shoot that guy who kept asking for water, honest.

[Persephonerose1]

Its full of talking heads and talking monuments too

[Thelonesniper101]

I've been to Washington d.c, it looks alot nicer before a nuclear holocaust !

[joeyd233]

0:36 A TALKING PENIS!......That is pointy

[theguywhoannoysme]

Talking buildings...?

That's it, no more Vault 87 sightseeing trips.

[pb19111]

Lol even in the commercial, Lincoln's head is disembodied.

[Lighthouse418]

george: and no matter what we will always be here

* disclamer: washington DC will still be here but in the situation of chinese communists sending 50 nukes to ever city in the world the entire city will proably be irrattated, have evil captalist asshoels in suits, giant super mutants, assholes ghouls, dead people, half destroyed buildings, slavers, raiders, deathclaws, mini nuclear missiles, half broken and crazy robots, brotherhood of steel, fire, lakelurks, and crab people( and ghoul )* =3

[TheNightracer]

since when does the lincoln memorial has abe's giant head floating over it?

[lololrofl50]

haha,, they are always there, even through nuclear fire and super mutants :P

[newtonthelongboarder]

HOLY SHIT A TALKING BUILDINGS

[piemanization]

Huh. In the real game, they are all there, 200 years later.

[phoenix88049]

we'll always be here..... epic. foreshadowing.

[CaptainBasilisx1]

0:21 = A TALKING CHOAD

[cptnsquires]

0:20 it shouldve been theres plenty to see cute puppys who wanna eat your head off savage ghouls raiders super mutants etc

[GTAgamer8901]

200 years later ghouls living in the musem and super mutants killing everyone.

[sonson9876]

"We will always be here! No matter what happens!"

[lasvegas2281]

@sonson9876 Long Live America

[metroid09]

@sonson9876 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[youngrush96]

i never understood fallout commercials

[statelessmars]

0:30 is a taking toilet

[FlyingBladePool]

Wheres the obama monument? (family guy reference) u know the washington monument but bigger and black

[TheLeader1197]

@jazzcat23 You mean NEW Vegas? Hehe...

[jazzcat23]

id rather go to las vegas

[stu741zyphia158]

weve got plenty to do here in D.C. like blow up a city, kill super mutants, run for your life from a robot army, kill ghouls, and giant mutand cockroaches! so come visit today!

[xNfs4masterSx]

@stu741zyphia158 Nice remoddled version of the top comment. Props to u, screw the top comment YOUR going to be the top comment instead! 

[stu741zyphia158]

@xNfs4masterSx i didnt mean to.

[xNfs4masterSx]

@stu741zyphia158 It okay... i forgive u.

[stu741zyphia158]

weve got plenty to do here in D.C. like blow up a city, kill super mutants, run for your life from a robot army, kill ghouls, and giant mutand cockroaches! so

[chungalungas]

Is it just me or does "Tom" looked like a toilet the first time?

[cooldude4677]

I miss old dc :( still vegas is awsome

[KASTICtv]

4 people dislike AMERICA

[wkunzelman1]

@KASTICtv Kill them all! Let God sort them out!

[g4rFuNk1eFo6b0t]

@KASTICtv correct that 9 chinese people hate america nao

[KASTICtv]

@g4rFuNk1eFo6b0t

Will do

[Sithgirl22]

@KASTICtv I didnt know the entire world disliked this

[KribriQT]

I think Washington Monument is more like a tribute to Bill Clinton...

[FattyMcFatfatty89]

@KribriQT BOING! heh :)

[irreashable]

No. I want to go to New Vegas then Post-York

[Nielzmaaster]

0:30 talking cock.

[Homeomackus]

This is why you don't do drugs. Posters will start to talk to you.

[FattyMcFatfatty89]

@Homeomackus I gotta lay off the psycho..... all the people look like ghouls! oh wait... Ive been out for wee- AAAAAAAAAAAAH OH DEAR GO-

[gasflame62]

I guess that was bob anderstien and his sick son.

[deathkitty23]

why does abe lincoln look like a rapist?

[deathkitty23]

@deathkitty23 especially when he asks you if "you're ready to see what you can see?"

and when they all say

"we're waiting!"

such an I need an adult moment.

[jasenrooks2010]

KID:IM BORED THERE IS NOTHING TO DO HERE PRESIDENT: READY TO DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY YOU CORBY SON OF A BITCH KID: YOU TO BODY GO TO HELL PRESIDENT: BUT YOU WILL NOT BE BORED IN HELL KID: STFU PRESIDENT: YOUR DAD IS THE ONE THAT MADE YOU BORED YOU FATASS KID: YOUR THE ONE HOW CAUSED WW1 president: thats not true!!!! kid: just shut up president: no you kid im happy your dead president: shame on you kid's dad : both of you shut up president: no "pulls out his gun and kills them than ww3 started

[GodMaker925]

@jasenrooks2010 What?

[jasenrooks2010]

@GodMaker925 my little story called kids vs presidents

[Kedoshroom]

0:31 talking penis



[AsylumDevil]

The kid had a gun.... 0:45

[pratttan]

@AsylumDevil Probably a toy, but good catch!

[canukforce]

@AsylumDevil it's that childs right, and every american to bear arms :P

[outlawhurdle]

@AsylumDevil holy fuck run!!!!

[gecodo]

@AsylumDevil

He needs it because there are so damn many super mutants in DC XD

[lordxeras]

@AsylumDevil yes. Kids carried toy guns around in the 50's

[DawnOfGamers]

@lordxeras this is set in 2060sh times you know? you play in 22somin :D

[lordxeras]

@DawnOfGamers It's meant to be 50's style.

[DawnOfGamers]

@lordxeras 60's style... hence the type of cars.. recall that in the 60's they drove that form of car...

[lordxeras]

@DawnOfGamers Vhatever.

[DawnOfGamers]

@lordxeras nub..

[lordxeras]

@DawnOfGamers was ist that supposed to mean?

[BartimaeusTrilogyFan]

@DawnOfGamers No, it's definitely the 1950s. Hence the style of TV shows, the high patriotism, the clothing, yes, the cars, and the suburban neighborhoods with their white picket fences. Fallout New Vegas was in the 1960s style, not Fallout 3.

[southparkfanatic101]

@AsylumDevil Yeah, Cap gun.

[Severe1337ness]

@AsylumDevil I noticed that about 3 seconds into the video....

[CpsLock3]

@AsylumDevil Mr. Gutsy: Are you complaning about peoples rights to bear arms because if you are you're a commie loving pinko democrat beatnick and this robot will Kick your ass personaly for Uncle Sam!

[wulfen157]

OH SHUT UP GEORGE... He is talking those folks into dying! RUN AWAY WHILE YOU CAN my friends!

[Bobcat447]

"But one things for sure, we'll allways be here" Sure as hell can't nuke 'em out.

[RamRodRacer]

hey wats with the talking trashcan

[HugoMolander]

I want a fallout movie :D::D:!!!!!

[TheMGOkilla]

lol im bored, theres nothing to do here? lol 1: i think there is plenty to do "here" including the fact there are super mutants, vicious dogs, and just for when you want to look around... blown up buildings with many, many dead bodies around the area. lol and if a Abe' Lincoln head started talking to me id shoot the fk out of it then tell myself its just the crack... its just the crack XD

[kgpspyguy]

for some reason i find everything that Lincoln says in this to be.....sad and a little depressing.

[minifett]

Is it Ironic that Lincoln is a disembodied head in this?

[MegaPowerbutton]

tom sieht aus wien mülleimer

[shotgunguyy]

0:32 george washington turned into a giant penis! just kidding

[shotgunguyy]

0:32 george washington turned into a giant penis!

[Jackh3r]

Is that Rivet city sailing ?

[ChristopherTheKnight]

FO3 had such a good ad campaign.

[MrCommentcritic]

"We'll always be here, no matter what!"

I heard: "we'll always be here in post apocalyptic Nuclear fallout populated by Super Mutants and people in high-tech power armor with laser and plasma rifles, even if you mini-nuke us! No matter what!!"

[Dirtyblue929]

Thomas Jefferson sounds fucking creepy.

[pivotgod1111]

@TigerKlawz Cuz lincolns the only one who got a statue of himself in his monument

[cairnsy87]

@pivotgod1111 no jeffersons got one to

[pivotgod1111]

@cairnsy87 REALLY o.O O MAI GAWD, IVE MADE A FATAL MISTAKE

[cairnsy87]

@pivotgod1111 dude i was just pointing somthing out no need to be a fucking prick

[pivotgod1111]

@cairnsy87 ???? iwasnt being a prick, im not a dick to anyone (Unless the deserve it) if you took it that way i apologize i didnt know that jefferson had a head, i was kidding

[Jakekinfe1]

its funny with abes head talking because in the game his head is blasted like 10 miles away

[macandfriends]

I think the dad and son have been dipping into the acid

[Jakezing]

that kid is a bitch at the start.. i like how almost all of the monuments look like talking trashcans O.o

[herosortof7529]

there IS alot to see here

.Dead bodies

.More dead bodies

.plenty of supermutants

.Savage Ghouls that try to rip you head off in he tunnels

.Cute dogs that want to rip your face off

.Rad Roaches for decoration

.Radiation

so come visit today!

[AetherSingularity]

@herosortof7529

Don't forget the Mirelurks, Killer Robots and the Power Armor psychos of the Enclave!

Did I mention those Talon Company Bastards setting Bombs in Pennsylvania Ave?

[thebioshockguy1]

@herosortof7529 dont forget more dead bodies!

[Bigdaddy76164]

@herosortof7529 This was Before The War though you have a funny comment

[DOCTOROCTAGONAPUSS]

@herosortof7529 and the first 50 visitors get god damned riged grenades strapped to their ass's

[alpv134]

we will kill u please visit todat

[boomkiker]

@herosortof7529 you forgot the city full of rotten smelly gouls

[NevynTube]

@herosortof7529

You forgot even more dead bodies.

[Rotneybot]

@herosortof7529 Heres more:

.Even MORE Dead Bodies

. Destroyed houses and buildings

. A screwed up, boring Government Radio Broadcast

. Raiders that want to kill you

. Mole Rats that jump on your face all the time

. Bloatflies that shoot this stuff at you

. DEATHCLAWS MURDERING YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR FRIENDS

. Radscorpions that want to kill you with their giant claws

. And a Ruined Civilization. Come Visit Today!

[MrHongKongBuffet]

@herosortof7529

Wow! It's amazing how little Washington DC changed between 1977 and 2277!

[feh2]

@MrHongKongBuffet

1950's actually.

[MrHongKongBuffet]

@feh2

Actually, I'm referring to real life. DC started going down the tubes in the late 1970s and was often known as the "National Murder Capital" until gentrification began about 10 years ago. Some areas of DC do look like they could be in Fallout and are about as safe.

[Robloxtiarnan]

@herosortof7529 Our highlights today is the BoS wiping out a band of vicous dogs. Also go and climb the steps of the memorial and then get your ass blown away from the slavers. Soo much fun here!

[LaZaHK]

I just understood the part that says:

"We'll always be here".

Because, those monuments are still standing in the game, get it?

I'm an idiot.

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

If monuments start talking to me, I'd jump off a building.

[ty058]

to bad obama destroyed dc

[pivotgod1111]

@ty058 pretty shore bush was president when this game was realised

[pivotgod1111]

@ty058 pretty shore bush was president when this game was realeased

[UserAndr5773]

@pivotgod1111 it was the chinese

[wulfen157]

@ty058 True son, SO true :|

[IcyFreshHALO]

holy shit a talking head.

[Tal7765]

0:33 Bill Clinton's celebration speaks for itself.

[Mega50cents]

holy $*!# lincoln is alive

[supergeek46]

I loled my head off when I saw the jefferson memorial speak!

[foof811]

You know when your starting to go insane when a map of DC, and all the monuments start talking to you.

[MrWhale1000]

"Tom" reminds me of a talking toilet seat.....

[horrabletypoe]

Ohh, so that's how the Galaxy News Radio relay technology works! The Washington Monument has a giant mouth-like opening at the top, which yells out in a frequency only receivable by radios.

[pivotguy3]

0:33 ITS A TALKING PENIS!

[BatteriPakke]

There's so much fun here! Mutants, war, radiation!

[zoverlord25]

by the time abe say's tom i'd be running for the hills. then have nightmares of that poster every day till i'm 30

[1001Xai]

Tom looks like a trashcan.

[lazorman8]

why does it look like Happy Harry animated the faces?

[kipfoxx1]

@lazorman8 holy crap, you're right! o.o

[pokekid2399]

am i high :L