Bird gets pummeled by football

[YayMe1232]

@hardwirecars no America does not run the world... Not even close. Sure we have an ok army, sure we have the best navy... Look at the debt were in and the retarded president we have. China is probably on top with their intelligence and how much the produce for the global economy. Notice how many items you buy say Made In China? Doesn't say Made In America... America is actually like 5th, not first... China, India, Japan... They're all better

[KMDBCM]

@EdgarArellano60809 your damn name is Mexican and good job for England creating a sport that 99% of all beans play. @Reatonate1989 half the world is becoming bean town spica so I'll give you the whole thing about most the world calling it football. But on the other hand it is ten times more physically demanding to play actual football you kno the kind that straight people play and not all the little Mexican pussies play. Go America for having a real sport to play!

[KMDBCM]

Wow I look up football hits bird and this shit pops up... I said football not bean town!! This Mexican shit is a disgrace to the football name!

[EdgarArellano60809]

@KMDBCM This Aint Even Mexico.. England Pretty Much Created The game.. Racist Fuck.

[Lieonar]

what a shame a life vs a game

[apnisse]

64 birds watched this

[tommo1231234]

@apnisse HEY EVERYBODY! WE HAVE A FUNNY GUY HERE!

[AcCoRdHaTEr352]

those ppl fucking suck ass they look like thaey started playing a week before

[sk1ttl3z100]

THIS IS NOT FUCKING FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING SOCCER AND IT IS 900 TRILLION TIMES WORSE THAN FOOTBAL!!!!!

[reatonate1989]

@sk1ttl3z100

Yeah to you it's soccer, but to about 95% of the world it's called football. American Football is a joke and doesn't even deserve to be called football.

[sk1ttl3z100]

@reatonate1989

uhh no its not cause in countries that speak english its soccer and foot ball is wayyyy better than soccer... i dont see how anyone can be entertained from watching people run back and forth with a ball and kick it into a giant net. at least in foot ball it takes actual skill and strength

[reatonate1989]

@sk1ttl3z100

"uhh no its not cause in countries that speak english its soccer"

No, only in America do they call it soccer. In the UK, Australia, South Africa and every other country they call it Football. Also in other countries such as Germany they call it Fußball which is a direct translation of football. Don't even get me started on American Football, the game starts and stops every 6 seconds, which is why the players are so fucking fat. Nothing happens in American Football.

[sk1ttl3z100]

@reatonate1989

who cares if some of the players are fat just one of them could kick an entire soccer times ass in a fight bottom line soccer is for faggot ass pussies

[reatonate1989]

@sk1ttl3z100

Your logic is absolutely stupid, mma contenders can beat up american football players, that doesn't necessary make mma better than american football.

I couldn't give a shit is football players can't fight. How would that make the sport any better or worse? moron

[sk1ttl3z100]

@reatonate1989

who cares if a real football player is fat that doesnt make them any better or worse..instead of using what you probly think is "good logic" think about it before you answer shit cause what i said about being weak is the sameting about what you said about being fat.. fucin dumbass

[reatonate1989]

@sk1ttl3z100

If you go back to my comment you will realise i said that they are fat because they start and stop the game every 6 seconds (them starting and stopping is what i said makes it a poor sport). You said football is bad because they would get beat up in a fight. Way to look like a retard.

[sk1ttl3z100]

@reatonate1989

yeah thats definatly how it went..go suck a didck

[reatonate1989]

@sk1ttl3z100

So you're both a moron and a homophobe?

[sk1ttl3z100]

@reatonate1989

where the hell did you get homophobe from you fucking dumbass

[reatonate1989]

@sk1ttl3z100

You told me to go suck a dick, you mean't it as an insult. You therefore clearly think it's bad / you don't think it's something to be proud of (sucking a dick). The only people who ever say "go suck a dick" are homophobes. It's nice that you always call people stupid, a safety mechanism for your own shortcomings i guess.

[sk1ttl3z100]

@reatonate1989

im not a homophobe you fuckin dumbass..just cause someone says go suck a dick as an insult doesnt mean theyre a homophobe. and there is nothing about me that im not proud about.and one last thing. you are the most annoying person i have ever met in my entire life so dont bother responding to ths cause you wont be getting a response back

[reatonate1989]

@sk1ttl3z100

Me the dumbass? This coming from a guy who thinks how good a sport is depends on how strong the people who play it are. This coming from a guy who thinks every English speaking country in the world calls football soccer. O yeah sure....

[MrAxelHell]

Them fags couldn't spare a few seconds to move the bird, shame a pterodactyl didn't fly over and crap on the lot of them.

[manuelneuer1998]

lucas neil !!!!

[BNKA5527]

i wonder if borats on the team?



[MADDOG6400]

So.. is anyone going to help the bird?

[fordmanmudracer]

how the fuck did the rules of football change?

[darkmikushi]

57 birds whatchd this XD

[WinPinPacman]

:O that was the bastard who stole my ring

[greenyboy27]

This is Football you idiots!!1 

Soccer is named after Association Football! ¬_¬

[hardwirecars]

@greenyboy27 nope soccer sorry

get over it we run the world so we get to name the sports

[reatonate1989]

@hardwirecars

you wonder why people hate Americans?

[hardwirecars]

@reatonate1989 and you wonder why america think the rest of the world are dumb shits

cuse no one seamse to understand sarcasm and a joke.

seriously like we run the world good lord get off youtube its rotting your brains.

[deano509]

thank god this is not football i fucking hate it and soccer

[jtrude24]

I only see a soccer ball. Not a football.

[xTofuHellx]

@jtrude24 People Call Soccer ball, FootBall. You Know? :D

[Robotcam]

@jtrude24 it is football, its played by feet cant u see, ur talking about american football

[derrickrose123exp]

@Robotcam or australian afl

[tradesmansassistant]

got it

[MortalofMadness]

He deserved it, he was a Uzbekistan player.

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

That guy should've gotten a yellow card for hitting the bird.....

[robertoelexperto1]

The f****** bird didn't move off the stadium.

[Nathantheboxopener]

What the fuck... I was hoping for american football!!!

[connaman47]

It's obviously a streaker in disguise

[pittpizza]

Soccer sucks.

[TheWmDProductions]

Australia vs Uzbekistan? Lol.

[sladeD8]

@7u078 You make me sad to be american. It's fucking idiots like you that give Americans a bad rep by calling this a soccer ball. You fucking jack ass. It's football in Europe dumb ass.

[odacir64]

56 birds saw what happened to their brothers

[MadziCodysPrincess14]

THAT IS SO MEAN POOR BIRD :(

[beastman460]

What the fuck is 'soccer'? This is football, when the rules are to use your FEET as the primary 'tool' so to speak, to manouver the ball. Soccer is a myth and American football is just a rip off of rugby. Plus in American Football you must wear armour which is just faggy. But the majority of 'Americans' are to stubborn to understand and instead they HAVE to be different. Which I suppose they already are with the amount of obese people in the country.

However not all Americans are stubborn.

[ToNyViLlAlObOs92698]

He meant to kick the ball at the bird!!

[ssom06]

***Soccer Ball

[whammybarwarlock]

@Haley0218

Quit giving us a bad name, you ass.

[beastman460]

@whammybarwarlock Kudos to you man. I do love America but seeing people like Haley acting like a complete idiot annoys me. America is a great place with such diversity and great people but it annoys me how so many individuals give such a bad impression.

[loladas9]

@Haley0218 european football was created around middle age, but it was forbidden cause you could basicaly kick their asses till they were half dead, so american football is not fucking original in the name, and in the way its played, cause its similiar to rugby

[hjkLjdy]

I was expecting football

[sHoOk3m]

and the nice pass to the bird



[JayMaztaz]

*soccer ball

[trivuong]

even bird love football.

[Crazylocopr1]

i guess youve been going through the comments?

[mudchair16]

One of the very rare moments where Lucas gets a pass on target.

[TallSlimShady97]

In no part of this video did I see a football... only a gay soccer ball

[blkplague10]

bird tried to headbutt it

[chargerfan4life21]

Poor bird... :(

[MrGseries]

Futbol...

Who ever said "football" is soccer in Spanish.. *facepalm*

[Awesomekidz11]

@MrGseries Futbol is spanish for soccer and turkish for football xD

[MeowstanG]

No!!! Don't kill your teammates!

[ImSoOffended]

the bird does know how to fake an injury, it should join the french national team.

[lemonpop4u]

@ImSoOffended or just any soccer team

[apnisse]

@ImSoOffended you mean the italian

[ImSoOffended]

@apnisse i said french because that is my nationality, i didnt want to offend any group i did not belong to

[Wolfenion]

That bird is off side! 

[phoenix1916]

Bloody magpies they are VERMIN!!

[Jumper76Anton]

Bird: pass me the ball

Footballer: here u go

bird dies.

Oops xD

[ghossler]

why not first help the bird or take care of it.. then start the game.. bunch of pricks ><

[reatonate1989]

@ghossler

It's just a bird and they're in mid game.

[ghossler]

@reatonate1989 so basicly ur saying the game is more important than a living thing like a bird? ... pf.. where is the world going to...

[TheFinlandnator]

@Theevileye00 Football or soccer? The best way to start a completely pointless fight! Why trolls have not realized this fact yet?

[GoldenArrow222]

It barley got tapped

[RubenARuiz]

Is that why they made the game "Angry Birds"

[9F34R9]

is the ball ok?!?!

[roarkatrial]

pore bird :(

[GANGSTAELPASO]

this is soccer.

[AwesomeOne0111]

@GANGSTAELPASO football is spanish for soccer

[Theevileye00]

@GANGSTAELPASO

Actually this is football ---> Foot + Ball = Football

American football ---> Hand + Egg = Handegg

[studman4250]

this is soccer.

[96hakun]

@studman4250 no it isn't!!! in american football ur allowed to use ur hands so american football is the one that should change it's name!!

[reptaboy123]

just like women bird shouldn't play football

[bloodgarnish]

@brandonhedgehog yus a bitch

[theburntshadow]

1:11 FOWL!

[BrandonHedgehog]

I like how most American-fags don't realize this game is called football other places because it's actually played with your feet.

[syafiq210]

the bird ask for a pass but it couldn't control the ball

[Cristian60c]

lmfao at 1:08

[sewagii]

This is no Bird...this is a STREAKER

[FoxieWox]

...Its a soccerball.

[lolatmyfoot]

@FoxieWox no thats what fags call it

[ACEGAMER120]

@FoxieWox Only American and one other country calls it soccer. The rest of the world calls it football because they actually use their feet 98% of the time rather than America's football where you only use your feet for punting which is like 2% of the time.

[bigbirdgrappler60]

@ACEGAMER120 and kick offs and field goals and pats so u fail granted still less then 10% but dont talk about what u dont know

[ACEGAMER120]

@bigbirdgrappler60 I know plenty about football. I'm a Colts fan, just saying the percentage is really low. just said 2% to put more emphasis on the matter and it fits with the 98%.

[OnesWhoNeverYawn]

They were all to lazy just to go and pick it up

[comprimiser]

that bird is like "get me the fuck out of here!!!!!"

[PsicKnight]

assholes..... they could just picked the bird up and put it aside.....

[disneywar1er]

he did it on purpose....lol

[sklldindiv]

where's the football? this is soccer for gods sakes.

[wapter96]

@sklldindiv yer i was just thinking that

[HBvideoproductions]

@sklldindiv Fuck you this is Football go suck ur moms dick fucking American fag.

[DrMeh3]

@HBvideoproductions They are just different names dude no need to piss blood

[G9990]

@HBvideoproductions don't hate because you live in some stupid third world country and can't live in America

[HBvideoproductions]

@G9990 Yeah, I'm sorry, I live in Europe, not in Africa. And America kinda sucks balls.

[G9990]

@HBvideoproductions everywere kinda suck

[sklldindiv]

@HBvideoproductions lol @ you. i wasn't being pissy but if you must be a douche then go ahead and rage away.

[justonething100]

 way did you do that it have feeling too

[Striton100]

1:10 Good pass I guess he calls it the bird bounce lol

[Striton100]

0:13 Gay stare by Ref...

[njcrox]

i love how it just kinda... wanders round innocently, checking out this new place then BAM! 'WTF?' :L:L

[Maxioff]

Bird assaulter gets the ball

*BUUU*

[shmuck55]

lol australia sucks

[thegeckoproduction]

and this is how angry birds began. after we killed the bird the government sent in pigs. the pigs tole their eggs so now there pissed.

[lazyboi0111]

cant blame him (the bird) he was playin ninja

[jake60630]

This is not football.

[blingadude]

@jake60630 Of course it is you idiot... What else would it be?

[jake60630]

@blingadude Soccer

[blingadude]

@jake60630 Technically it's called football. Just because you're jealous that your inbred, hand-using, chainmail-wearing, hick of a sport wasn't popular enough to go International. It's because it fails as a sport, and if you are going to play what is effectively Rugby, at least man the fuck up instead of wearing a full suit of armour...

[jake60630]

@blingadude What would I be jealous about? In my country with 2 BILLON+ people, its called soccer.

[blingadude]

@jake60630 Yea... No country on Earth has 2 Billion people dumbarse. When you look at Europe, Asia, Africa, South America ect. There are over two billion people who refer to the REAL football as "football". So that's why you'd be jealous, you fag.

[jake60630]

@blingadude 310 million. What do you mean im jealous?

[kflivewire1]

@blingadude 6.5 billion actually



[CWAvia]

@jake60630 You refer to Football as American Football, which isn't Football, it's just an American version of Rugby. Football, is where you use your feet, hence the name, Football.

[AdiVaporsSuperflyF50]

@jake60630 Its called football around the world...its called soccer in the usa

[kflivewire1]

@AdiVaporsSuperflyF50 it's stupid that we're the only ones that call it soccer!

[wonkerjk]

He just wants to play :(

[Crazylocopr1]

41 birds saw what happened to their brothers

[RifleNL]

@Crazylocopr1 loads of retards have no sense of humor and still make dislike jokes

[FourthOsprey]

@Crazylocopr1

That jokes gettin old.

[jean4777]

Stuart little. FAIL.

[rDarkWarrior]

BIRDS HAVE DREAMS TOO YOU KNOW!!!

[MaddiPeaceGirl]

The guy tried to pick up the bird but he stepped on him ha fail



[SuperBrian109]

What no replay?!

[TwistedGentleman]

I'm sorry bird, but you're not quite cut out for the team.

[CallMelmmature]

Who won?

[dyoufind]

@miniyo1992 I have so many questions! why does shouting during sports make you a pussy? what ball sports have you seen where everyone stays silent all the time? what do you class a real sport? what does "fuck all those football" mean and same for "how goog you are at kickin to a ball"...haha. why are you so angry?

eagerly awaiting your insightfull reply

x

[miniyo1992]

daim poor bird. all those foot ball pussys yelling and shit because of a ball!? football aint even a real sport !or maybe but only if you are afraid little boy.. fuck all thoose football BITCH HEY YOU ARE KEEPIN THE WORLD FUCKED NO MATTER HOW GOOG YOU ARE AT KICKIN TO A BALL YOU SUTTEN GET SHIT! FUCK PUSSY FOOTBALL ! BIG TIME !AND FUCK YOU TO !

[Stonna1605]

@miniyo1992 lol that rant fails so hard.

[twiztid526]

well fuck everywhere else its soccer and fyi the handegg piece of shit you call it is also kicked and punted so its football l 2 sports morons

[MsCloclote]

human, is supid and nasty with animals ???why ?? why did they do to us ? nothing exept die for us

[SkateborderX12]

i THought this was football,not soccer.

[killjo234]

@SkateborderX12 No it's only called soccer in America, nowhere else

[SkateborderX12]

@killjo234 well,Not in the united states buddy.

[killjo234]

@SkateborderX12 Thankyou for proving your stupidity, that makes no sense. Long live American educational standards

[SkateborderX12]

@killjo234 im not fighting.but i quess you just started a fight dumbass.Soccer is not called football in the United States of America.SO SHUT THE F*CK UP.Leave the unted states soccer alone.and if it is called soccer over here,how is it bothering you?

[killjo234]

@SkateborderX12 Handegg

[SkateborderX12]

@killjo234 uh?

[killjo234]

@SkateborderX12 Handegg is what you guys call football. Here in the rest of the world football is called as such because its a ball you kick with your foot, football. In the US, you play with an egg shaped ball and use your hands, so handegg.

[SkateborderX12]

@killjo234 its acctuly the shape of a lemon.

[woobiwoodpecker1]

the bird was spossed to kick it

[deanrow89]

lucas neil aimed for it cruel cunt lol

[rfairbairn]

To Hell with football. Did the bird live?

[xXthebrigadierZz998]

poor ball that must of hurt

[AVINASH779]

poor bird

[58spartan]

thats what you get for stealing my doritos

[Seanmcdhuibhne]

@monny287 I would love to see it take off in USA.

[e0012078]

36 birds watched this.

[izzynone1]

@e0012078

Didn't you know that every wanker that comments on the dislike bar is a complete WANKER?

[okpapereat]

@e0012078 birds don't have computers you dumbass

[muddwell]

@e0012078 one douche made an unoriginal comment.

[GladiatorShield]

@e0012078 17 others don't relazie there are two types of foot ball...

[boian1000]

when the bird gets hit i heard someone screaming "GOOOOOOAL!!!!!!" LOLOLOLOLOl

[Seanmcdhuibhne]

@tycekoenig16 Americans play rugby? No I don't think so! Canadians do. American so called footballers are dressed like astronauts with their tights beat up their arses and their nappies changed at half time.

[monny287]

@Seanmcdhuibhne

Americans do play rugby, but not professionally. It's quite popular in high schools and colleges.

[KotaXKutieXBear]

Poor birdy, "Ahh! Holy shit there's a ball coming straight for my fa"*SMACK* 

[dog3533]

this is gay ass soccor