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  • I am a norwegian, trolololololl

  • The other 5% speaks sapmi!

  • You don't pronounce your name in the way german people do

  • Why are you speaking the northern norwegian dialect?

    = Warum sprichst du nordnorwegish?

    = Koffår pratær du nordnorsk? = Hvorfor snakker du nordnorsk?

  • @gulllars "Koffer prata du nordnorsk?" ****

  • @mariannemkay kommer an på hvor i nordnorge du er, det er et veldig stort område, og har flere dialekter.

  • @gulllars joo. Men synes det virket mer som... langt nede i norge..ish. :)

  • Æ E FRA TÆXAS

  • @95vg95

    Æ HETE KATRIN

  • nå prøv du å oversette det hva du har nettopp sagt...ahaha

  • 58 pepole dont like norwegian! D:

  • in my city we say eg=i

  • norsk og tyskt er ikke veldig likt ikke smart å sammerligne det

  • @froya009

    Norsk og tysk er faktisk veldig likt, mange ord er ganske like og grammatikken er nesten likedan, er nok bedre å sammenligne svensk og tysk, men norsk er ikke langt ifra, har tatt tysk-kurs i 4 år, så er ikke helt fersk

  • @tronder911 hææ. Norsk er i nord germansk språk gruppe det at den er på en annen gren sier litt om språk forskjellen, det er altfor lang tid med språkforskjellen.

  • Katherine, har du løst på mæ?

    -Fra Finnmark

  • by the way the english language has about 600 loanwords from Scandinavian languages.

  • jaja :P dette er jo flott :)

  • Don't listen to boxershortser. New Norwegian is perfectly fine, and it's much cleaner and more "pure" than Bokmål.

  • Please don't teach yourself an ugly dialect. Speak like we speak in Oslo, clean Bokmål. You are speaking new norwegian, which is fucking stupid shit.

  • @boxershortser

    LITT ignorant, er vi?

    Nynorsk er flott, og mye "renere" enn bokmål.

  • @WolfieboyMachi Om vi er! Men nynorsk er ikke renere enn bokmål, eller kanskje det er renere, men bokmål er et språk alle forstår, mens nynorsk er et språk det faktisk er folk som har vanskeligheter med å forstå. 

  • @boxershortser Don't listen to him. Oslo people are arrogant and pretencious jerks

  • @lysseremoni23 Ved å si det har du fort gjort det selv til en arrogant liten dritt. Bare fordi jeg er en jerk, betyr det ikke at alle Oslofolk er det. twat

  • @boxershortser Eg har lov til å ha mi eiga meining. Me leve i eit fritt land viss du ikkje har fått med deg det.

  • @lysseremoni23 Du skal få ha din egen mening om Oslofolk, om du velger å slå alle under en kam eller ikke. Anders Breivik slo alle under en kam. Det er ikke noe man skal gjøre.

  • @boxershortser Haha, Oslo the dialect is not "clean" bokmål, its a dialect! If you want "clean" bokmål, go to Finnmark. Btw, bokmål is a written language not a spoken language, so nobody speaks bokmål, but the closest is the Finnmark dialect.

    And also, the Oslo dialect sounds like shit is flowing out of your mouth.

  • @KaizerOle Ok, so it seems that I'm not aloud to talk shit about the dialect she chose to learn, but you guys can say whatever the fuck you want about my dialect. I think the Oslo dialect is the most practical to learn because it's the dialect that is spoken by most people in Norway. 1/10 of Norway speaks Oslo dialect.

  • Æ E FJA TEXAS

  • haha, æ e fra taxas :P

  • Norlænding :)

  • Please, don't compare German and Norwegian. They're not similar to eachother, at all. However, you talk great Norwegian :D

  • @simonio2 Norwegian and German is pretty like.

  • @FudgeDude100 uh, no it's not

  • @simonio2 you are wrong german norwegian even english comes form the same basic language Germanic

  • @simonio2

    Both are germanic languages, and if you know german you would know that a lot of it is similiar to Norwegian.

    Funny thing tho is that Dutch is even more similiar than German in some situations.

  • æøå

  • ZOMG you are the most pretty lady I have ever seen I the whole UNIVERSE !!!

    I can't even close my mouth...

  • "a heter katrine", sounds like jutland dialect from mainland denmark :)

  • @SuperIllustrious norwegian and danish is almost the same...

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  • Oh my God I love Norwegian, I'd love to learn more of it

  • and u r even speaking a dialect in norway! xD that's really good!

  • I coulden't help notice you kept saying "æ" heter Catrin. Your speaking with a certain Norwegian dialect here(Jærsk kanskje?). The correct pronunciation here if your trying to speak "bokmål" is; "jeg heter Catrin" ^^

  • you are good in Norwegian i am from Norway

  • I speak Norwegian and at first it isn't hard but the completely learn it is complicated. There are 2 types of Norwegian, Nynorsk and bokmal. But the A in bokmal has a circle over it

  • Kommen deiner Eltern aus Deutschland? If not, the warum haben sie Deutsch sprachen? I'm not german, I'm Scottish and irish (with norse roots of norway and Denmark) So are you german of ancestry or blood or did you just take in in High school and college?

  • @Irishborne

    im pretty sure she has german ancestry. its highly possible that her parents moved from germany to the usa when she was little

  • Prøve du å snakke nordlenning?

  • wtf!!! a german trying to speak norwegian? that is just wrong...

  • @BadTim28 Hva er galt med det? :P

  • German is pretty much the same as Norwegian, but still hard to learn

  • @squrtonme Jeg veit. Det var ment som en spøk. Man møter ikke en Østlandsk, men en i så fall en østlandsk person. Bokmål blir mer skriftform slik jeg ser det. Man snakker radikal bokmåls dialekt i Oslo, men det er få som prater helt etter boka. Dialektene vil variere i det uendelige avhengig hvordan man strekker opp lokale grenser. Jeg snakker annerledes enn de som bor 1km unna har jeg merket. Men det er stadig østlandsk.

  • @squrtonme Kanskje hvis man møter en østlandsk? :D

  • ååå shit trønder/trondheim dialekt ;)

  • haha drit bra :p gøy å se så mange som vil lære Norsk :p Go Catrin!

  • FAEn

  • Where is the part where you speak norwegian? All I could hear was english.

  • You said "dialekt" in Norwegian, try saying some sentences

  • Lol. German isn't even remotely similar to Norwegian.

  • @LeoJelloAndAnaHearts Actually it really is. German and Norwegian have very similar grammar.

  • @podivan22 Yeah, um, sure, the grammar could be similar... But as a Norwegian trying to read German and understand what they say when they speak, it's pretty much like reading and hearing any other foreign language I don't know, like turkish, spanish, or japanese. I don't understand a thing.

  • @LeoJelloAndAnaHearts

    thats not true at all.Im german and i can understand a lot of danish conversations(which is very close to norwegian) even better than dutch.so your claim about " listening or reading german sounds like a foreign language" is totally incorrect

  • @akb48musume2001 Du-ah, it's true. I am Norwegian. Don't try and tell me what I can understand and what I can't, and say that my opinions are wrong. That's like telling a Muslim that Allah's not real. And when it comes to Danish and Norwegian, they aren't all that similar either. Half of the time I don't understand a single thing Danish people are saying. So shut the hell up and go eat a cookie.

  • @podivan22 Thats actually wrong. The grammar is different, but some words are the same.

  • You said 'æ' and not 'jeg'. 'Æ' is dialect for I. Ok, I suck in English.. o3o

    I'm Norwegian, though.

    I think you're kinda good. Nice try. (A)

    But you know, I live in West, and don't understand a damn shit about what the people in North is saying.

  • Well...Nice try.

  •  You are speaking North-Norwegian very well. And the other 5% in Norway speaks Lappish. Men det er kult at du faktisk gidder å prøve og snakke norsk og tysk og har ikke samme uttale, på norsk heter du: Katrine.

  • @HeinzKristian

    Auf Deutsch: Katrine

    Auf Norwegisch: Katrine

    Tror du kan lese uttale på den måten, din jevla tulling. DRA TIL HELVETTE. 5% SNAKKER LAPPISH, HVA I HELVETTE? De snakker muslingspråk.

  • @YellowMagi Du var da skikelig hyggelig. (Din sullik) Lappish betyr samisk. ( Lær deg å slå opp i ordboka)

    Forresten har muslinger begynnt å snakke, eller har du bare en veldig livlig fantasi? 

  • @HeinzKristian

    Akkuratt som det er hele 5% som snakker samisk. Alle samer snakker norsk, så godt som. Når de skal på joiketur, er det mulig de snakker samisk. Musling --> muslim.

  • blablablabla 1000 years b4 she begins. Waste of time.

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  • The reason for English being so similar to Norwegian, is because the English language is built by people who spoke Old Norse (Old Norwegian).

  • Your name sounds the same even though you are in Norway, lol. But hey, nice try! :)

  • its funny the way you say Jeg :)

  • You could atleast Speak Bokmål!

  • Btw u wondered what the other 5% of norwegians speak, i belieeeve that woulød be "samisk", look it up :P and good luck!

  • @vkeiftw eller bergensk

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  • German and norwegian obviously has some similarties(? bahh)

    Germans are some of the coolest people ever, ftw!

  • @vkeiftw

    Germans kill 6mill jews, kewl ppl.

  • Bra! Nesten likt

  • Imponerende! :D

  • you speak very close to Norwegian, but get writh of the french accent.

  • Wealthiest country in the world? Where are you getting this info from?

    You have some oil....when thats gone....you gotta resort back to pillaging and raiding again.

    But I think modern Norwegians are no longer capable of that kind of brute force.

  • @WanderingRover

    I will raid your pants

  • @WanderingRover  O.O

  • @WanderingRover actually norway have been been among the top 3 wealthiest countries per capita in the world for several years..and we dont have some oil, we have ALOT of oil:P

  • hahaha, sykt bra!

  • Some deutch words are pretty similar to norwegian, but thats not many. Liek.. I am norwegian, but i'm NOT able to read and understand any fully deutch sentences. Non of us can :P An the pronounces are way too different as well.

  • i can teach you more heheh

  • Good job Catherine!

  • Katherine, vil du ha meg?

  • @amitk19 JEG DØDE XD

  • i think norwegian and german is pretty similar. im in middle school in norway (ungdomskole in norwegian.) and i have german on school. and i understand alot of the words we learn, like before the teacher translate them cause they are pretty similar

  • in Norway so we do not say ``æ hette katrin``

    it's dialect

    we say ``jeg heter katrin``

  • beautiful eyes

  • its so true what you are saying,! I am norwegian and i have never learned german, but i understand like 1\3 of it.

  • Not bad at all, considering you've never learnt the pronunciation. You seem intelligent, and instead of just saying it with an American accent you made an educated guess using a Germanic language that you do know to help you - impressive!

    The way you pronounce the word for 'I' makes it sound like you're speaking the dialect they speak in Trondheim - is this the dialect you were aiming for? You said Æ rather than 'Jeg'. Nothing wrong with that at all though!

    Your German sounds good too btw

  • you're good!

  • A slight correction; The Sami where here before the norwegian state was created, and per deffenition are "NATIVES".(Like native americans). And the kingdom of Norway aknowleges the Sami as NATIVES. Proof of this is that they have something called (translated) The Sami Council (SÁMIRÁĐĐI/Samerådet). Meaning they have a own governing body. (Wich is under norwegian law, and rule no less. [in norway] And under swedish/finnish/russian law in their territory.)

  • Jeg er norsk! :-) :-D

  • @LOLFACE988 så bra for deg da

  • lolololol simelelelely :P

  • in norwegian ther was a whole bunch of ways to spell the same word untill one king made them all write the same words its called BOKMOLL i think

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  • they learn in school at age 9 english its part of there schooling

  • Haha, hey im from norway, 1 thing, samisk is not nativ norwegian ! they moved here. btw Good job on the norwegian speaking,

  • Norwegian rocks :D:D

  • Hehe great:) Now we'r talking Norwegian... and i think we got winter about hmmm 12 months a year:) heh!

  • norway<3!

  • Very good! Fun to see someone try to pull of Norwegian. Too bad there's such diversity in dialects around here that we can hardly understand each other from south to north, or west to east. And even more so, we have two written languages that are very different.

    And as people comment below here, the Sami people is not (or: no longer) regarded as native people from Norway, rather than descendant nomads from the northern parts of Norway, Sweden, Finland and so on.

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  • No, the Sami people DID NOT COME FIRST! I KNOW FACTS ABOUT MY OWN COUNTRY!

  • @lazygamerz Funny, encouraging people to swear are you? ;-)

    I'd agree if it was icelandic though as they do swear over there unlike you north norwegians :-P

  • I'm norwegian! jeg er norsk!

  • @det skjønte vi ikke liksom.... -.-'

  • your good . I am from Norway :P It's really good !

  • without the rolling R

    

  • lol norways language is nearly simulary as our swedish language

  • Why dont you just SAY!

    Hei, jeg er en dum jente som sitter her uten venner :)

    thx

  • The dialect you're speaking is the dialect we are speaking in the northern part of Norway. When you're saying what in English means "I", you're saying "æ", or "ae". The most common dialect are the one they speak in Oslo, the capital of Norway. That dialect is called "Bokmål". Therefor saying "æ" is wrong when you're supposed to learn Norwegian. What would have been normal is saying "jeg", or "hjay".

  • whudda dumb bitch

  • nope. not catrin like that.

    yes its from the germanic language"branch" of the "language three" but this guy is speaking a dialect. really redneck dialect. say it like "Mitt navn er Catrin" with a sharp R like when you say.... brrap :) that b(rr)ap sound is what you need in catrin (Well almost, didnt find a better example in the minute and a half it took me to write this. I ll post a better one if I get one - and bother finding the video again

  • You're very welcome here to me and I'll teach you:-)

  • You are pronouncing "jeg" wrong xD

    But good work! :O

    In norway, we have new-norwegian, bergen-dialect, trondheim-dialect, South(sørlands)-dialect and so on. We have so many freaking dialects, it's unbelieveable xD

  • @MrBassemann97 failure

    1. "Æ" is not wrong, its just not what you "søringa" say ;))))))))) lol

    2. New-Norwegian or "Nynorsk" isnt a dialect, lol :))))

  • You speak in the dialect I speak, lol. I live in mid, norway, maybe I'll see you there, lol.

    Btw - you had the words right - you should make more videos of yourself trying to speak norweagian :DIf you come here you should try to speak to us, we are very 'reserved' people that mostly keep to tourselves, but talk to us and we'll talk back to you - and not in a bad way :D

  • you speak northern accent! funny!

  • High English=Queen's English.

  • I just got to say..You look hot! !

  • fint!hun prøver å snakker norsk..i think she's good and i can see my reflections in her..i am a beginner in norsk too..

  • im norwegian and your pretty god :P :) i can tell you shomthing in norwegian so just try to reed it jeg synes du er pen i dag og jeg elsker håret:)

  • Hi Catrin, im sorry... but your norwegian need inprovement :)

    If you want to learn, send a message :)

  • THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO LEARN NORWEGIAN.

    Norway has only 5 million inhabitants and English is quickly replacing the norwegian language. Plus, no one would want to visit or live in norway since the norwegian people are the most unfriendly people in the world and norway has winter 8 months out of the year. Spend your time on learning another language because norwegian would be a total waste of your time.

  • @gregboyds

    lol! what a douchebag! we don't have winter 8 months/YR. I wonder where you're from ? ;P btw Norway, is the wealthiest country in the world ;) You're pretty much just jealous of our sovereignty! hahaha ;P

  • @zaber89

    i agree with you..Norway is a very nice country..I am a Filipina living here in Norway for 5 months and from that time i really love to stay here although i admit that Philippines has a very nice climate compared to Norway but the experiences that i have here in Norway can never be experience in my home country

  • @zaber89 Understand, it's not that Norwegians have winter 8 months a year, it's just that what they call 'Summer' feels like Winter for other people.

  • Yeah, that seems about right. With your knowlledge of English and German, you should have be able to convert a fair bit of your vocabulary into Norwegian/Danish/Swedish.

  • @zaber89 Wealthiest per capita, get your facts straight you Fr#$Kin MORON. Norway is not the wealthiest country in the world.

  • @zaber89 we're not the wealthiest :p

  • @gregboyds erm, where the fuck did you go in Norway? Of course we get pissed if thats how you come to our country.

  • @gregboyds THAT IS SO NOT TRUE! Norway is a great country and norwegian people are really nice! Im not from norway but i spend every summer there, and it's not that cold.. Besides learning languages is fun!

  • @gregboyds I dont agree that we are unfriendly. Maybe we can seem a bit cold, maybe we are different from you, and you feel a bit ignored because of that - but this is just because we dont want to bother anyone. Talk to us, and you will see a different side. On the other hand, most of us cant stand it if people start being bossy. Some tourists do this, and they are not really doing themselves a favor. Just act like a normal person, thats all. Btw most of us speak at least one foreign language.

  • @gregboyds do the world a favor and die!

  • @gregboyds 1. Norwegian is not being replaced by english. Sure the majority of the norwegian people can speak english, but it's not being replaced. 2. We are not unfriendly, talk to us and you would find out. 3. It is not winter 8 months of the year. I mean BE SERIOUS! We actually have warm summers. 4.The Norwegian language is one of the easiest languages to learn for a English person.

    5. IT IS CALLED KNOWING BEFORE POSTING, YOU SHOULD TRY IT!

  • @TheMissCathrin I agree with all of that post except the "easiest to learn" bit...

    Although there's a lot of nordic influence on english it's still a damned hard language to learn... :-/

  • @Luredreier It's actually very easy to learn, considering the fact that we don't dub English-speaking media. The Norwegian culture is also heavily influenced by western culture and trends. If there's any excuse for a Norwegian to not be able to understand English, it's because he or she had no interest in learning the language, whatsoever. In fact, you'd have to be a hermit if you don't understand basic English. Norwegian adolescents who don't speak English get bullied.

  • this is awesome :D

  • Don`t call me that, I know that because I am Norwegian!!

  • So COOOL. you are actually speaking norwegian in my dialekt wich is Northern norwegian.. :D I bet you would understand alot up here. :D

  • The Sami people is not the people who came first, they talk Sami and I talk Norwegian. Jeg heter Damnorwegian, sjekk ut kanalen min!

  • @Damnorwegian Yeah they did come first you dumbass.....

  • @Damnorwegian The sami people did come first to parts of norway, the question is what parts as that is still up for debate.

  • @Luredreier

    Sami people are considered as their own people, they have their own little "government" and some other rules. Norwegian cant be related to Sami because its a different culture and language. and the northern part of norway now werent norway back then, so thats why "norwegians" came to norway first.

  • @Greatnessgrowontrees Yes they're their own people and they where first to large parts of Norway.

    The reason that Norway is named Norway and not Sápmi is that when the nordic people first arrived in Norway they started pushing away the Sami people as they encountered them.

    Well, that's one version of the story anyway...

    They might have been partly assimilated too perhaps.

    Whatever the reason the people now called the Sami people arrived first.

    I live in Norway by the way incase you're wondering.

  • We don't have a high norwegian as such, we don't even have an official standard.

    But there is sort of an de facto standard that is used when teaching new people to the language or when talking to someone with an dialect different enough to make it impossible to understand them (a rare case). Usually when talking to other norwegians we use our own dialect, perhaps with some of the hardest to understand dialect words replaced by the "standard".

  • @Luredreier

    You speak English very well, so what I say isn't a bash against you, just some tips to further improve. Never end a sentence with a preposition, (but, like, by, etc...), and if it has a vowel sound, you would use "an" instead of a. example: a chair, a good night, a cool shirt, an art show, an amazing race, an honor mark, etc...I usually like it when people correct me like that when I try speaking German so I thought I'd share some knowledge with you:) though it's just youtube :D

  • @1Sky1 Thanks for the though :-)

    I don't aim at getting a perfect english though.

    For me it's a tool to communicate and that's my goal, not perfection or really anything close.

    And for the record, you haven't seen me speaking english, just writing it ;-)

    My accent is rather heavy I've heard...

  • @1Sky1 "Never end a sentence with a preposition"

    This is usually a good rule, but not to be fanatically adhered to. (<- yes, I did that on purpose.) Like Churchill said, "this is the sort of language up with which I will not put!"

  • @Gilmaris

    Yeah. I say if it wasn't for German's obsession with "der, die, das, etc..." (genders and forms of who included) it would probably be one of the most logical languages. English however, is a pile of shit, which I freely admit as a native English speaker.

  • @1Sky1 "Der, die, das, die," "den, die, das, die," "des, der, des, der"... That's how much I remember from German class. I could never work my mind around their correct application, however, but that's because I've never been forced to use German in any noticeable degree. I can still read German, though, and understand spoken German if it's slow enough. A big difference between German/English and Scandinavian languages is the definite article: Scandinavian languages use suffixes instead.

  • @Gilmaris

    about the same here. germany brags about the logic in their language, yet have ten different words for the forms of "who" we have in english.

  • Haha, that is great! You are speaking in my dialect ^^ (Tromsø)

    Nice little informatime tidbit you've made! Here, have an upvote!

  • Street signs you'd probably be good on...but with the different dialects (VERY different) it'd depend on which part you visited, because my family is from Oslo, and I can barely understand people from Bergen...and well...the way you're saying Jeg heter Catrin is definitely not how I would pronounce it. But it's very interesting! =) What got you interested in Norwegian/Norway?

    Ha en fin dag!! ;-) Oh, & Norwegian is similar to Danish, too!

  • It sounds like she is talking a weird version of Tromsø and Bergen dialect

  • @MrStroify not bergen dialect :)

  • @sigridandbilly sorry, trøndersk then?

  • True, German and Norwegian have some quite similar words, as a Norwegian. I can manage to make out what some german words means. ^^

  • You are cute! Keep going, you`re doing a good job!

  • Æ, E, I, Jeg and Eg is all different variants in the Norwegian language. "Æ" is used north, "E" is upper-southwest, "I" is middle-southwest and center-south, "jeg" is used south-east and "eg" is used south-west.

    It's a very rough description of where we say what.

    I'm from the west-side of Norway, so I say "Eg", but where I live they say "Æ" like in this video.

  • @Blomsterbob2K People from Senja and so on also say "Eg" soo..;))

  • @majaolsenh That is called a sociolect. But you are right! I live on Andøya now, and they too say "Eg". But I didn't take the sociolects in concern, that would be way to detailed, and way to much work.