June 6th: Lindsay Lohan's Bikini and My Pants

[dragonnargle]

why yes, that is exactly what I was wondering

[widgetboy]

I've been at that La Quinta. I stayed there for GenCon. It's a pit.

[thewolffromhell66666]

HELL YEAH it would

[Eeeelieh]

I suppose this has already been pointed out but "In your pants" jokes are more funny for nerfighters living in the UK. 

[ValkyrieMaiden95]

@Eeeelieh I'm curious. Why are "In your pants" jokes funnier for nerdfighters who live in the UK?

[Eeeelieh]

@ValkyrieMaiden95 Well, in America pants are what British people call trousers and in Britain pants are a shortened version of underpants. So if you know what I mean...

[Slapbass13]

John is exactly the sort of sentimental sap that would get conned into thinking Obama could solve everything. Hank seems much more politically aware, but I don't know whether that's true or not.

[Nikkitta007]

My favorite author, John Green, is sitting on the toilet, talking to me. Lovely. :)

[AmazeNYou]

"By the way, I'm not going to get tired of that joke."

I'm from the future, and I can indeed confirm that you will never get tired of that joke.

[kentclarkocoumiroku2]

I'm loving imagining what the poor, non-nerdfighting viwers who just happened to stumble across this video and thinking after they finish it

[Mystro1989]

"when the king took flight -- in your pants"

[mthsbandrocks]

My favorite in your pants book is "Suck It Up In Your Pants" by Brian Meehl

[RaisedByBadgers]

I've always rather liked Voices in Your Pants. (By Ursula K Le Guinn) :D

[theoffkeydiva]

Acually John, nighttime is the best time to mow the lawn 'cause there is no sun to dry it out.

[zmanzono]

Dear Past John. Be worried.

[AutumnCherry]

Yep, showing us your boxer shorts just isn't the way you role. (Says the man, who one out of four videos jumps up to show he's just wearing boxers)

:]

[massizme]

This video was taken on my 11th birthday, while I was experiencing my very first migraine. This is fantastic.

[northerndarklight7]

Can you mow your lawn at night? Yes. Should you mow your lawn at night? Safety concerns will compel you to mow your lawn only in the daylight, and only in your pants. Home ownership... now the fun begins.

[lowdawg4]

Maybe we wanted to see you in your boxer shorts john..... just saying....

[luckixduckyx77]

"Millicent's Gift in your pants"

[xaraowlx1]

Paper Towns in your pants

an abundance of katherines in your pants

looking for Alaska in your pants

[masonman1222]

watching them all!

[MrMcPillowf]

the title of this video just sounded wrong...

[webmaster8040]

but if they both comment on the same thread isnt that textual communication?

[mercyvaughn]

"By the way, I'm not going to get tired of that joke."

You're right, John, you won't!

[skitts0fpwnies]

"In your pants" is starting to invade my brain.

"In the bathtub" is another entertaining one.

[unquestionablelogic]

I'm glad he got over that not showing off his boxers things in later videos.

[caprafan]

I am sad that the mypants forum has been hijacked or otherwise commandeered to a domain in Poland run by someone named Demonic.

[ubergeek17]

OMG YOU REFERENCED I LOVE THE 80'S.

THAT SHOW IS THE REASON I'M OBSESSED WITH THE PAST FEW DECADES.

I LOVE YOU.

Maybe I should calm down...

[HpFan4ever629]

funny

[Lauraa4023]

I won't get bored of it either ;D

[TheHatOfDestiny]

"My pants ARE FULL OF PEOLPE!!"

Oh John you make me laugh xD

[chelseariffic]

The beginning of John never wearing pants.

[lilylpotter3]

so heres the story.

walked into math class and set my books on the table where i sit. sitting down i look at the teacher's desk behind me. the book entitled " poop happened" was sitting on the desk. you can guess the rest.

[FangsUpCobraFans]

Gosh! John is so gorgeous!!! There had better be more gorgeous guys like him when I'm ready to get married!

[bluejays49]

I Think You Should Have Added At The End " I'll See You Tomorow Hank....... In My Pants"

[WorldOfPsych]

The video is most popular with men ages 45-54. It's the magic of Lindsay Lohan.

[superstefan9991]

if my dad was an oil tycoon and a former president i think i could graduate from yale and harvard and i could buy my way into the white house...there i said it

[livelovelaughdance91]

in my pants even closer to home: Looking for Alaska... in your pants. or, the best of all: An Abundance of Katherines... in my pants.

[Allieissoawesomelike]

@livelovelaughdance91 It would be call to think that he thought of the titles with in my pants in mind! xx

[aemenity]

we could put Bush in the stupid baby orphanage.

[jack16895]

you should be scared john, as my dad always said, "mortgages are a bitch"

[giddiegriddie]

MY best in my pants so far: Tracks and Scat White Thunder Trouble Brewing The Great Transformation Smart Women Get Rich Boys Should Be Boys The Demon King No Talking Things Not Seen The Last Olympian Lost and Found Paranormal Activity Down the Rabbit Hole The 13th Reality Going Solo Thumb me up, you gain the power to FLY.

[MegaBacktalk]

Gone With The Wind In Your Pants.

[sigridvanosch]

Ur cute!!

[leradoms]

My best book title made into pants joke is: Winds of Change...in my pants

[enexxeso]

U´VE AID BITCH

[SuperDonStefan]

F u

[thekoolaidmom]

eou are the weid person i every meet and carzy and ass

[greengirllover]

You should mow the lawn tonight - mowing it at night cuts down on the damage to the ozone

[whitewolf1177]

It's nice and warm in your pants.

[rawker617]

Question. Is your house in Indianapolis? Let's vlog together!

[rawker617]

Indianapolis! Yeah!

[aloiv25]

whats the name of the song in the beginning?

[JenniferGeissman]

Dear John,

I would just like to tell you that your "In your pants" jokes have invaded my brain. :) Everytime I see a book title that could even be remotely funny, I always say in my head or outloud, "in your pants".  Two worthy mentions: "Spot and his Grandparents Go to the Carnival In Your Pants" and "Winnie the Pooh The Big Fat Bee In Your Pants". A personal favorite: "Whose Face? Pooh's Face! IN YOUR PANTS". Thanks for being awesome, 3 years ago and now.

[SerpentsNightmare]

@JenniferGeissman I think my favorite is "Looking for Alaska, in Your Pants"

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@JenniferGeissman "Two balls or less" in yours. That is all.

(it's about knitting, don't worry.)

[DEANWARREN43]

idiot

[bandotaku]

I want to see your boxers!!

...Totally not creepy, right?

[73Sk3tCh37]

John i will never get tired of that joke...in your pants either.

[retroviewer1]

whats the name of the song in his intro?

[libbyann1993]

@retroviewer1 its brothers on a hotel bed by death cab for cutie. I can never hear that song the same way again, haha

[retroviewer1]

@libbyann1993 thank you

[ferngirltlc]

Being a story-writer, now I really want to write a story about an evil baby orphanage. Except I'm working on so many stories right now that I can't start a lot of stories that I REALLY want to work on.

Do you ever have problems like that? Where you REALLY want to work on a story, or you can't decide which story you want to work on next? Or anything like that? (Applies to song writing too, of course!)

Man, I really want to get one of my stories published...

[luvs2danc]

PS this video has like twice as many views as the other brotherhood videos! But I think your right and that it is because of Lindsay Lohan's Picture *sigh*

[ItsthatEringirl]

Also, when "I love the 80's" first came out, it caused me to develop a crush on Michael Ian Black. I thought I was original until recently when I realized that he's kind of more well known than I thought.

[ItsthatEringirl]

Awww, this was made on my 16th birthday. I'm proud that my birthday video has an extra amount of views, even if it is because of Lindsay Lohan and her skimpy beachwear. 

[jlimjlim18]

your channel sucks

[bhelliom3]

He should've said "I'll see you tomorrow...in my pants."

[bucketsoduckets]

Hank does not text you because you have nothing remotely intelligent to say.

[fluffysucks08]

@bucketsoduckets WHATS WITH THE HURT MAN? WHATS WITH THE HURT?

[Fox250R]

gross

[beautygirlstv]

You belong with me... In my pants

[mleiws111]

using song titles for in my pants jokes is much more comical i've found. one of my favorites is "welcome to the jungle....in my pants" :)

[LoveIsFake2127]

@mleiws111 "The thing that should not be... in my pants" lol ya gotta love metallica

[mleiws111]

@LoveIsFake2127 HA yeahh my boyfriend already thought of tht one :]]

[pikachubud]

IN JOHN'S PANTS!!!!!!!!!!

[Laurlikesgoats]

This is a random video to comment on, but I just realised you had 666 videos,hah :)

[DarienRAWR]

John... You have big ears. mkay bye. XD

[buddahbubbuh]

Listen buddy...My name is not hank.

Ok?

[thewilloffire08]

bush should be in the e.b.o,cause he started the war,true,9/11 was the ecscuse(srry,cant spell)but he could have just left the war idea alone

[kateribethrose]

It's true he will never get tired of that joke. Baby green's first sentence will be a in your pants joke.

[misshexum]

funny lol

[Mariswimmer7]

Lol...you should have titled it “Lindsay Lohan's Bikini IN My Pants”...you would have gotten like twice as many viewers...just shows how people's brains work lol

[onewingedangelhli]

"btw I am not going to get tired of that joke"

He definitely wasn't lying about that one....

[CrosslerChoirNerd]

oh my John! sugestive content! geez...you and your pants...and the people in them...

[Terezasch]

stop this video and move the cursor (or what is this small thing). for example from 1:00 to 1:11 to 1:19 to 1:30 and watch his face. it looks really very funny xD

[MissUNIQUEROSE]

agree

please stop making this kind of video and put photo on the cover, its fake.harcelement moral!!

[ieroaddiction]

LOL i loved this :D

i hope that the people in your pants live long and happy lives (:

[Ithinktheref0reIam12]

LOL "I don't roll that way.." 1:00-1:15

[Prizerfighterclaudio]

i wonder: if the still frame had been john holding his pants up to the camera would that have gotten this epic video more veiws? lol

[plainoutofthisworld]

this one was on my birthday in 2007!!!!!

[valerie2776]

"but I think there are other ways to get to the top, Hank." Like, also for instance, stills of giraffe sex. xD

[14hp1]

I'm guessing you CAN mow your lawn at night because I used to have a neighbor that mowed his lawn at night...I guess it's not as hot or something.

D.F.T.B.A

[anadventurouskid]

you used to talk so slow. it's much less exciting.

[BatnRouge]

So I doubt that actually John OR Hank will read this, but maybe people like George W whose brains are so incomprehensibly stupid would never stand a chance in the EBO. I can see Georgie as the one throwing spit balls at Hitler and Mary Tutor as they try to grasp the concept of--not--cutting off people's heads. What if a ward was added SBO/IBO-- The Special/Insane Baby Orphanage? Georgie, Hugh Grant, etc. would only hold the class back from their goal of becoming cherubic, productive babies!

[littletoolate]

LOL Hugh Grant

[Clairbear2007]

wtf Mary Tudor and Hitler in the same class?! That's insane. Hitler was 10 times worse, and Mary Tudor was not even the worse Queen/king/monarch of any time, in regards to chopping peoples heads off.

[tvsuicide4]

Yes, but she was irratically pissy. She was ever so tempted to kill her sister for a LONG period of time, and in the long run, Hitler became Hitler probably from enviroment, just as Mary became pissy because she was a servant to her little sister. If they were in better enviroments (as in, hugged and taught Jews/Non-catholics are nice people) then they'd probably make a hot couple... XO

Could I put the fail presidents in the SBO or do they fit better in the regular EBO?

Like... Andrew J!

[Clairbear2007]

Wouldnt you be a little bit pissy if you'd seen your mother die of a broken heart because your father wanted to marry a younger version? And then you'd been made to serve that womans child? I know I would have. Mary may not have been the nicest person around, but I still dont think she ranks alongside Hitler. She loved Elizabeth initially, like a child. She became paranoid towards Elizabeth when she heard rumours of plots to kill her, and that Elizabeth was behind them.

[Clairbear2007]

Elizabeth actually killed a lot of Catholics - she just called it treason instead of heresy (or possibly the other way round).

Again, I'm not saying that Mary was a nice person, or that I agree with what she did. I just dont think she quite ranks alongside Hitler in the evilness scale :P

[tvsuicide4]

Ok, I follow, but still, Mary didn't actually see her mother die. (I think, but I'm pretty sure. I think they both got separated, her mom's butt got shipped back to Spain, and little Mary went somewhere else, where I can't remember)

Mary and Hitler were both pretty paranoid. I think Mary would be by far easier to reform because at the heart of it all she wasn't exceptionally evil, it was the fact evil was done upon her. Hitler just THOUGHT evil was done upon him (ish) I may be off...

[tvsuicide4]

BTW: Sorry about the comparison.. yeah, Hitler was eviler because he was just... evil...

But still, Mary and Hitler would make a cute couple in a really wierd way... >_>

[Amiryfey]

in my pants jokes ftw

[DittoFreak]

Comment 110:

Yetis' get violent if they are awoken

[BarryAldridge]

Whoa I am in John pants lol. Lindsay Lohan Bikini shot stunning. I heard the forum was really cool and now moved on to the Nerdfighter Ning site YEAH.

[ihateyou5137]

bush is def not evil enough for the EBO haha. he isnt even half as evil as hitler, not even a quarter, hes just a dumbass. lol

[JBluver994]

Lol I agree and I'm a "Young Republican"

[jerryg1648]

Not evil is right........Not too many dumbasses graduate from Yale AND Harvard........could you?

[asiancore001]

...I WANNA BE IN UR PANTS JOHN!!!

[chrissyjeano]

This video has gotten more spam than I have ever seen in one video.

[zrg48]

and i will take ur word

and it will not help

u cant mow the lawn at night

[deaddiscoxo]

john has fantastic pants.

...it had to be said.

so I said it.

[JBluver994]

Thank you for saying it we were all thinking it!!!

[mcflyloveme]

i wonder how many extra people watched this video because it said lindsay lohans bikini, pfft.

[mwangel1]

i too love michael ian black of the weather channel.... in my pants

[VivIsNotASquib]

haha the michael ian black of the weather channel.

i love MIB

[Vuji222]

i love you guys.

[ilovemrducky1]

yay my 15th birthday

[SpiceGirlWannabe]

Aww

this would have been my 14th birthday =P

[MrsTomFelton531]

you CAN mow the lawn at night. I had a neighbor once who mowed the lawn at 3 AM o.O

[kakashiwithoutmask]

i bet you got a greaaat night's sleep...

[rachelallencamus]

yes...

you are the better looking brother.

[regularguy5mb]

It's an all purpose joke.  How could anyone get tired of it?

[xxcrankupthetunesxx]

How right John was when he said "I'm never going to get tired of that joke".

8 months later and its.still.funny.

[1I4L3U]

George Bush should NOT be put into the Evil Baby Orphanage...he should be put in the Idiot Baby Orphanage...

Putting him in the EBO would only create more hostility and increase more evilness because, lets face it, GB would drive all the other evil babies insane...

Nerdfighter! <

[Kneesoxrock]

...Was that a Michael Ian Black reference? You've officialy become more amazing than... something realy amazing!

[poisonedmousie]

they're not evil they're just incredibly...stupid...ignorant­...unwanted...(?)

I dont really know which to pick, but letting them into the EBO is giving them way too much credit

[poisonedmousie]

crap, I dont know how that messed up, but it was supposed to be a reply to a different comment

TT-TT

[Kneesoxrock]

Good luck finding the right comment. :P

[tinaliciousxo]

i think lindsay lohan paris hilton and all the other young hollywood screw ups should also be put in the evil baby orphanage.

[smileychirk]

The baby orphanage can't come to soon.

[vlogbrothers]

lol. -John

[flipflap112s2]

haha that's quite jokes

[BIZZ3LL]

some people just don't get it.

[AikenAndHaruBloggola]

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[alexcastellanosleon]

YES! george w. bush is evil enough to be in the evil baby orphanage, although i think it would be a better idea to get george w. h. bush first, and thus prevent GWB from becoming evil

[crazycolorfulchica]

take it off! =D

[yoDADthinksihot]

haha

pants =]

[2dazlious]

YOU don't need lindsay or anybody else!!!!

[kushya]

the lindsay lohan pic was very clever... she is an evil baby!!

[blacksavengers8]

george w. bush should go in the ebo

[flyingace1203]

;) im sure u have shorts on

[mewtwoGuy12]

I mowed my lawn once, wasn't paying attention, and a big glob of dog s*it ended up in my mulch mix. (Now i think about it that can't be all bad.) Stupid neighbor's Dogs.

[nerdbyondbeleef]

show some skin baby

[lili4trees]

No, you should mow your lawn at night.

Show some more skin!! jk.

[darkpaladin111]

woo that vid was great just cos it was on my birthday

[TheKateFischer]

Don't mow at night.

It's hard to see what you're mowing.

Like cats.

[LilyHeart]

Did you mow over a cat?

[selfimage613]

that was on my birthday!!

XD

[namlhots]

John, whatever you do, do not mow the lawn at night. If the raccoons don't kill you, the combination of darkness, sharp whirling blades, and dew-covered grass will.

I'm not sure I can take another tragic nightmowing death in the family. D*mn those raccoons!

[Banisoup]

o___o

...

I don't believe you're not wearing pants. D:<