DISGRASIAN™ SELF-VLOGELLASIAN: On Romantic Gift-Giving

[stevesan]

Well can I watch while she fucks the burrito? I may be up for that.

[perfume444]

Do not give a lady a microwave....your no lady....Ladies don't talk about wanting to fuck a burrito

[perfume444]

You don't have graduate in your life.

The microwave was a great gift, he new you needed one and could not afford it. But you did not appreciate it .

being thankful and having graduate in ones life is something that is lacking those days

perfume has such graduate. That's why I honer them so much.

[lbsramir]

Tallyhallrun- Please.what did I say to make kids feel bad about their bodies? No one should feel bad about their bodies..but it matter's what they do with it..Would it be OK with you if your mother, daughter or family posted thing's like this? I know preteens who've had many pregnancies & abortions .They've been devasated due to the mixed messages given by the media.They believe the lie that to get love, you have to be meat..How many men can a girl have sex with before she is called a whore?

[JamieThaGreat1]

Anyways, i don't believe in a big man in tha sky, but damn. What was tha point in this. my love coulda gave me a box of toothpics and i would love her for it because she didn't forget about that special occasion.

[AhBeeDoi]

...and she swallows.

[JamieThaGreat1]

@AhBeeDoi great one honkie. we laughed.

[lbsramir]

You two are trying too hard to emulate the sick sexuality of these days..one day you are going to wake up and wished you had never aired or even considered what you just said..Are you happy to ruin and pervert the minds of young ones..What does it offer you or gain you ?? You are no different than twisted pedophiles who have no sense of disgust...You are living out that definition..I feel sorry for you both...You are much better than what you have reduced yourselves to..God does not make junk

[Tallyhallrun]

@lbsramir i am sorry god.....(bahahahaha) has put ALLLL his wisdom and power into YOU....to condemn people on youtube......instead of helping the power (like what jesus did) HE told you to dick around on youtube while your 5 kids are being forces to feel bad about their body and all the natural wrong that was god's purpose on us....

[rchong4321]

I have a crush on you Jen for 2 years now *blushing*

[nhau00]

LOL

[MRCAB]

You're sick! lol Sick sick sick! LOL

[JusticeL]

I have no idea how I got to this video...

Just say thank you when you get a present! shhheeesh being your boyfriend must be really fucking hard! The dude just got you a microwave... oh.. hold on.. there's something about a boritto... oh.. conclusion... what? "if you buy a chick a microwave she'll fuck a boritto"? SO ungrateful...! what's wrong with you?

the chick on the left? pretty hot though...

[gshunw]

Unless it’s a plug in vibrator! Trust me that you should appreciate getting. VERY ROMANTIC.

I'm not Asian and I found your website by accident but I love you ladies! Added you to my Favs.

Is that Silk playing in the background? Nice... :-D

[SatansSpatula]

Wow, you're high maintenance. I would love a microwave.

[boowallie]

Don't give shit that doesn't plug in? What about rechargeable dildos and a hybrid car?

And fucking a burrito? That might be funny in junior high. If you're gonna tell jokes that make you look like a slut, at least make em funny.

[bri719]

a) F V-day

b) who the hell randomly gives the girl they're dating a $100 microwave because it's a Tuesday? maybe I just did not understand this correctly. but c'mon. I'd much rather go to a very nice restaurant for that much and have a really nice meal then get laid. but Tuesday? at least work for it.

c) wth happened to that chick's hair?

[ausoul]

Diana your hair gets all "something about mary" at 0:12 seconds....

[lagranputa]

LOL this so applies to Asian men.. no electronics!

i disagree, i think an iPod etc can be appropriate

love your work, but Jen i just want to pat your hair down for you

[BL1973]

is that a pinocchio funnel top left?

so rad

[SkylineToTheSeaAndMe]

Can't afford a microwave, LOLs

Microwaves are like $20 nowadays. Would it be romantic to buy all the ingredients to make a burrito, and spend a quiet night at home making and comsuming the burrito together (like two ends of a noodle that meet at the center)? Could a gay guy fuck a burrito?Remember -it's not the size of the burrito, but how you use it (if you believe that one).

OK I'm done.

[deuxchem]

How about a plug-in electric vibrator?

[isaacakira]

You know, you can tell a lot about someone just by looking at his/her kitchen shelf.

[unknownguyen]

YOU GUYS SUCK

[soulmatefromwithin]

A little late discovering this, but AWESOME VIDEO! I don't entirely agree with the whole romantic gift concept, but "F*ck the burrito" really brings it home!

[mistersquid]

The microwave outlasted the boy. No doubt.

[johnnytainted]

you guys are AMAZING.

[ministryofsumthing]

not like the non accent

[IgnantWitted]

gifts that plug in? what about the anal beads and that black and decker name brand vibrator i gave my favorite escort for indepence day... wordup

[rababy]

keeping mexican food sexy since 2009!

[dsoonshi]

I know of you guys from AngryAsianMan but I never read your blogs until I watch some of your vids.... you gals are funny as hell!!

The blogs are cool but I prefer the vids cause the comical timing and facial inflections are priceless... keep up the good work gals!!!

[juniorlittledude]

dont fuck the burrito!!!

[nobody14085]

Why I like disgrasian:

Jen's moon face;

Jen's moon face;

Jen's moon face;

and occasionally, for the small monochrome bears.

[rushmixtape5]

Jen you are so beautiful! I think I'm in love now! I wish I could meet you! I definately never get you a microwave!

[molsonindypit]

Wow, behind you guys are the all the spices in the world except for authentic soy sauce. Truly Disgrasian.

[pinetorchceremony]

Goodbye three minutes of my life.

[reptilicus]

That should have read "heeding the advice". Not "not heeding the advice".

Regards,

-All The Young Dudes

[reptilicus]

Baby steps-

Okay, the rolls were reversed when on Valentine's

day, instead of not heeding the advice of my then Asian girlfriend's "request" for Ugg boots and a pink Juicy Couture jumpsuit, I gave her a gift certificate to Walgreens. It was I who ended up humping said burrito. (Or maybe it was a chimichanga.) I just finished smoking a a rather potent Chinese ciggie so I'm a little high right now.

[gar2chan]

glasses = teh hot.

and mmm... burrito.

[WHATTYEAHH]

You guys are dope! I read everyday. Thanks for the tips, I've learned. haha.

[johnnyvento]

Diana, so hot

sigh

[doppen99]

how about a bowl of macaroni and cheese?

[Eggyplant]

a brilliant start to my Friday morning ... and all is now well with the world. Thanks Disgrasian!

[johnminh01]

So microwaves won't get me any play, but an xbox 360 will? (at least with Diana?) :p

[Wangstizzle]

think of all the cup of noodles you can make in it....haha also romantic

[N00BSAUCE]

rofl. how do you fuck a burrito..?

What should I give her that will make her want to have sex?

[jluketwo]

lol so no microwaves then haha!! Genius.

[jodinand]

hahaha... yes.

sadly, i end up fucking the contents of my microwave much more often than i'd like to admit.

once again, thanks for the advice ladies!

[AngryJanina]

Microwaves will never be the same again!

[mrrandy1]

Im the first viewer. Love it. Love you