Jorg Albertz *The Hammer*

[ciarand67]

Im a tim but you've got to give him that one.

[wahdncx]

that left foot is so sweet

[thegersforme]

The Hammer - Rangers to the core

Glasgow Rangers - HSV

We are the people!!

[gabotheblue]

The Hammer, what a player. Loved the man.

[hatespc]

Would be one of the first names on my greatest Rangers team. Got you 16 goals a season and did the business against Celtic and in europe.

[CraigWeir1986]

@hatespc 16 goals.....bit specific ......

[hatespc]

@CraigWeir1986 I mean thats what he averaged, not that he scored exactly 16 goals every season :)

[DelBluenose80]

O personal hero, and an all round suoerstar in a blue jersey. The Hammer Jorg Albertz!

[legandrydirk]

@DelBluenose80 The howitzer more like,he was playing for Clyde a few years back for Bomber Brown.

[DelBluenose80]

@legandrydirk AYE mate i know im fae Cumbernauld, Clyde play a five minute drive from where i stay

[legandrydirk]

@DelBluenose80 It was just a favour to big bomber.The two of them were some players.Brown was the best player that never got capped for Scotland that I ever saw.He was hard as nails,but a right good defender.Could read a game no matter who he was up against.

[Davief1980]

True blue!!! We love u jorg!!! Always a bear!!

[TheMadChatter]

"legend" nuff said

[lars7son]

celtic fan and have to respect the fella ... plus his german / scottish accent made me piss myself laughin lol

[TheLaughingBadger]

Imagine takin' a stingy ane o them shots fae 'The Hammer' tae the NUTS on a cold winters day??? Ouch comes to mind and tears to the eyes I'd imagine!!!

[shiona0906]

i dont like this video i love it pure class

[williamblair11]

They should of took that left foot of his into desert storm to launch cannonballs at the Iraqi's...One thing about Albertz was that he was one of those players who entertained in every match...Rangers Legend!!!

[LeaperBoing]

Cadaharla, props to you, I wouldn't have minded seeing Henrik Larsson in blue if we're being honest... Glowhills, I would imagine you are small, skinny, freckled, pimple-covered and an exceptionally ugly little man who would probably get ribbed by his friends for not having much luck with the ladies? Am I close? Nothing like being controversial online to boost your self-image and hard-man credentials. Why don't you post us all a picture and prove me wrong?

[CraigWeir1986]

@LeaperBoing What the fuck kinda drugs are you on? who wants to see a pic of a celtic fan.

[badboyjohnjo1978]

glowhills1 a would do anything 2 get ma fucking hands on u ya clown.Fucking internet tough guy

[GLOWHILLS1]

Bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy down the stairwell. 66 died, too many survived.

[DinnaearguewiaFifer]

@GLOWHILLS1 Brave faceless guy mocking the dead eh?...maybe not so brave when the police chap your door.

[williamblair11]

@GLOWHILLS1 What a f****** moron you are..I'm a Rangers supporter and banter is banter between fans but if you said something like that out loud standing a/where near me, I would be "bouncing" my coupon right off your stupid looking beak!!!!!

[GLOWHILLS1]

@williamblair11 Seriously,wee boy, dont try tae be hard. I hope your granddaddy was at the bottom of the GLORIOUS hun killer stairwell 13...... IBROX, the best stadium that slaughters its own fucked up bigot fans

[williamblair11]

@GLOWHILLS1 Ugly bigoted Twat.Go back to the silly Celtic videos and watch Lennon takin it stinkin aff oor Super Ally.

[camp14dogg]

@GLOWHILLS1 Enough information can be deduced about your wherabouts from internet posts. I would be very afraid.

[Mev01]

when he dies his left foot should be cut off and examined by scientists and put in a museum cos it it absolutely unbelievable! love the hammer! kiss the badge! WATP!

[jimmyjaygee]

Great player... love watching this video compared to any other Rangers foreign signing.

[bournestwin]

Averaged over 16 goals per season and part of the greatest Rangers midfield i've ever seen alongside Van Bronckhorst, Ferguson and Reyna.

[sgsystems]

LEGEND!! 

[RobSozzese]

cadaharla you're good guy, speak the honest, yes albertz was amazing!

[TeamUndervalued360]

jorg albertz, my favourite player of all time and im 15!

[RodgersS94]

how can you dislike this video unless your a fuckin tim

if you want to see good goals watch this video

[3681086]

why was this man uncapped for his country. If only he had a scottish granny.

I remember meeting him and he had a thick glaswegian accent

[hatespc]

@3681086 I think he got 3 German caps, but youre right its ridiculous he didnt grace international football more. Germany certainly could have used him in Euro 2000 when Albertz was in the form of his life and they got knocked out in the first round and only scored 1 goal.

[OneBillyTurner]

Jorge was a sensation in Scotland...but Robbie Williams?

[Lawaree25]

The Hammer comes from Fortuna Düsseldorf........

95 Ole

[laidbakboy88]

Rangers is Best midfielder of the 21st Century

[TheSikander21]

Screamers

[Glen1873]

Sir Edmund 89. Well said mate, Albertz was one of the few foreign players we had that loved the Gers. He played in a good Rangers Team and he always stood out cos he had passion and I tottally agree with you on the good guy thing. I took my nephew to Rangers Training ground once a year to get autographs and Barry Ferguson was an arrogant bastard but big Dado, Fernando Ricksen, the De Boers and big Albertz always had a conversation, big Dado even had a bit of paper to check he was spelling the n

[weeleon81]

this is one me and ma wee tic fan mate argue about.. laudrup or larssen?? who wiz the better all-round player? not just for goals. course bein gers imma say laudrup lol

[bournestwin]

@weeleon81 All round player? No contest really is there?

[pnewey1888]

ginger fuckin cunt

[gregdunlop88]

@pnewey1888

bitter fuckin cunt

[pnewey1888]

No not bitter good player but thought he was a twat. Same as dick advocaat. Mcleish was a half decent rangers manager who i never hated as a celtic fan.

[SirEdmund89]

@pnewey1888 - Albertz was a smashing bloke - never rubbed it in/provoked opposite fans like Boruc, Lennon or even Ricksen and always took time to sign autographs and take pictures with the fans. Hate him for being a Rangers player if you want, but don't pretend like you dislike him for personal reasons as you've blatantly never met him.

[dades1987]

albertz total legend, albertz was banging in 15-20 goals a season when lampard was still in nappies.

[StevenAbootmanWGA]

i love at 3:42 when the ball goes in at fir park theres a rangers fan in the motherwel end who just jumps up and celebrates haha

[REDN1NE]

@StevenAbootmanWGA LMFAO!!!! Well spotted! errrr pun not intended! Don't think anything happened to him though, Big Jorg woulda punted them out the park.

[sepul071200]

jorg was amazing.,

so miss him not playing for the gers

[fierymrjingles]

wot an amazing goal @ 1.27

[himshieland]

Albertz was my nickname growing up among my mates,he would walk into ANY line up of my greatest ever rangers team along with davie cooper.

[richardpm38]

fantastic, so many great goals, wish we had someone that was not afraid to strike the ball like The Hammer

[beks1959]

ma hero... absolutely love this..and will certainly share it.. ta x

[govaner7]

one of my favourite players of all time, got his signature when i met him on a walk around ibrox, got the right to be called a legend, superb!

[TamCrawford]

13 points clear now:)

[JammyDodgerrrrrr]

the joke is Mowbary and that other muppet you have in Keane bring on the weekend when we will do the talking on the pitch Poor celtic will walk away with sweet Fa yet again and there fans will bitch 24/7 on Real Radio aww

[1997larsson]

i hate rangers but l give albertz credit . he came up with some crackers no matter who the oppostion were

[1997larsson]

i hate rangers but i repsect albertz he came up with some right crakers no matter the opposition

[skiba79]

Even one with his right in there!

[mikeyadonis1]

danke de hammer.

der hammer finds the slammer.

albertz you were 1 in a million. legend.

[18Max95]

Die Fortuna ist mein Verein, mein Herz das schlägt für Düsseldorf am Rhein!

Da kannste jeden in Deutschland fragen,

F95 ist einfach nicht zu schlagen!

[saturn1returns]

Danke!

[amaffmaheid]

cheerz for the vid, half the time the ball was in the net before the keeper dived....

L E G E N D

[anniemillers]

Loved the big man we have never had a goalscoring/free kick specialist since then

[TheBhoyJoe]

Pish.

[Arhaych90]

So many outstanding, outstanding goals.

Oh to have some one who could score 15-20 goals from midfield, no-one in the SPL who does it these days!

[saturn1returns]

Fucking hell.

Amazing.

Hamburg Forever.

[Drjimbillybob]

good to watch these screamers hardly get any these days jus crappy 2 yard tap ins from players now in spl

[gazwel83]

@Drjimbillybob

Take it you missed Beasley's goals lately then!

[Drjimbillybob]

@gazwel83, yes i saw the goal yes it was good, and if you look at my comment i said hardly, not never HARDLY..... try and deny that most goals in the spl are now tap ins......also at ur rant to muirkirk1 prove that albertz was catholic please i want an internet link to see for myself, theres nothing on his wikipage about religion

[craigrbb]

when he got it on his left peg, anywhere inside 40 yards you just knew he could rifle 1 in the top bin even from left back he was a goal machine

[lealeablue]

The Hammer - absolute legend, what we'd give to have him now.

[spearman172]

best player since davie cooper.... *fact* fucking hammer alright....amazing goals...legend

[frenchross360]

what a legend and boy did he love to play against celtic

[TheMickbhoy]

Agreed. Im a Celtic fan (clearly)! but Albertz was a smashing player.

[cadaharla]

im celtic through and through but i think albertz was fucking amazing, and did it in the big games

[mephybhoy]

me tae great player and a great guy met him in a pub in town 1 night and he chatted away to me spot on guy for an ex hun lol

[tashpish]

@cadaharla respect mate.

[havokgs]

@cadaharla  I know mate I'm rangers through and through and feel the same way about larsson he was fantastic.

[connorell07]

Great player, great video. Legend

[muirkirk1]

the man is an absolute legend  no surrender ftp 1690

[gazwel83]

@muirkirk1

You do know Albertz was catholic? Saing FTP in his video is just stupid.

[tramps23]

so whit if he's catholic thats the problem with football these days too many faggots want to bring religion in to it he could be a fuckin buddhist for all i care he is a rangers legend so cram ur religion upur cram pipe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fireandrain1]

No offence mate......Most folk couldn't give a flying f@kc about the religion of anyone....far less a footballer..

The folk who do care are knuckle dragging ,sub human wastes of space..

I don't care where anyone worships...or even if they don't .

All that's required is 100% effort when they pull the red,white and blue on..

Der Hammer = legend !

[taobhchlea]

Easy to say, less easy to do. I've sen your profile page and you're a bigot and a hypocrite.

[fireandrain1]

Easy for you to say...I've seen your profile page and it looks like you're used to upsetting people..

Kettle ...pot...black spring to mind.

Now piss off and watch some Celtic/paedo vids.

[taobhchlea]

I get that reaction because I comment on people like you, all those comments come from bigotted Israelis, Rangers fans and Americans. You lot can't have a normal dialogue, it's all fuck you and piss off etc... Do you find paedophilia amusing? Good material for jokes?

[fireandrain1]

FAIL FAIL !!

Mowbray MUST stay..

Get rid of your BEST striker and bring one in on loan....lol

Comedy genius !!

[taobhchlea]

31 million in debt, that's comedy.

[fireandrain1]

Yep....not a penny for a new player in 2 years.....And STILL champions and STILL 10 points clear..

"Who's that team they call the Rangers"...sing along Kiddie Fiddler...lol

[fireandrain1]

C'mon....get that 1967 comfort blanket out ....lol  haaaa haaa haaaa haaa haaaa

[taobhchlea]

Jealousy is a strong emotion isn't it? You'll never be a great team without having won the European Cup and you never ever will haaa haaa haaa haaa Hail hail

[fireandrain1]

yep...fantastic achievement,never be repeated by you and we'll certainly never win it..But....it was 43 years ago and eh....I'm over it. lol

The funny thing is....Now, when it's mentioned I know you're hurting and Big Tony's made another cunt of it..... lol

Go on it's been an awful season..

Get the 67 blanket out again....FAIL FAIL !!

[taobhchlea]

I understand your frustration, why you're trying to belittle one of the greatest achievements in world football. I suppose you'll tell me 52 and counting next lol. How many of them were won without the famous freemason crooked refs that helped you to so many titles? you'll always be the also rans get over that lol.

[cammy1427]

majority good bluenoses and big jock too

[gazwel83]

@taobhchlea

It's a conspiricy.

Do you know what a freemason is? Clearly not you idiot, you must be one of those Celtic fans who think anyone who uses a "lodge" must be an orangeman. LOL

[taobhchlea]

Anyway, we digress. Jorge Albertz was a fantastic player who scored lots of great goals throughout his career wherever he was.

[fireandrain1]

He sure was....With me having German duel nationality he...and Germany will always have a special place in my heart..

Just for you......

53 and counting....It's in the bag !

[gazwel83]

@taobhchlea

You do realise your "european cup" was not worth a shit then? You beat pub teams to get to the final and played about 7 games altogether. Rangers played better teams when they won the CWC ffs. Deluded brainwashed timmy.

[cammy1427]

5hrs from oblivion ring any bells

[sorgenpause]

Aliiiiii Albertz

HSV & Rangers

[ecosse1982]

wat a fcukn player

[Jimwest87]

1:31 ...... AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[bigderekkeene]

An absolute superstar, bazooka of a left foot and all round great guy. A Rangers legend - Jorg ''Der Hammer'' Albertz

[CONOR9RFC]

big man's a fukckin legend WATP

[HowToWinAwayInEurope]

So is your mother,Albertz is a legend

[jamesgers08]

no less than 2 goals with his right foot in there - surely not

ALBERTZ - LEGEND

[yourmotherisdead]

Shut it, cunts shite.

[jamesgers08]

great reply kid im dazzled by the intelligence and depth of it

you really proved a point

well done

[david17021982]

yer maws shite, still you have paddy mccourt !!! ahahaaha

[yourmotherisdead]

What are you slabbering about?

You broke your VL with your dad.

[robbiethewombat]

guys a fuking legend....... easy

[pokkeherrie1887]

Follow Follow!

Hamburg and Rangers! Looking forward to see our Glaswegian friends in oktober when we play vs. Celtic.

[DocSommer1887]

Ali is der Geilste!!!

HSV/Rangers forever

[MrMadforit]

Pick that out the net ya fenian bastards!!!

[InsaneBreakdown]

the big german legenddddd :D naka ent got shit on him

[dewanr123]

free kick at 1:33 is one of the best goals ive ever seen

[fierymrjingles]

what i wouldnt do for another albertz at ibrox , a true rangers legend up there wif coisty laudrup gregg and baxter .

[watson20081981]

still get such a rush from watching his goals

[kyle51gers]

What A Player... A True Rangers Legend!

always remember penalty vs celtic at parkhead to win us the league - amazin.

[10watp]

3:25, wat a day for an rangers fan :-)

[cdjme252]

Legend

[selfharmer100]

simply the best

[grantalloa123]

favourite goal ever at 2.32 !

at the piggery anaw man :D

[watp85]

wot a player he woz. WATP

[blatants]

Can anyone tell me what year that first goal from Abertz was scored please?

[bournestwin]

January 2 1997

[chuckydog]

what the fucks with this robbie williams pish

[TehHunSkelper]

Dingwall blows goats

[jamesy15]

so does cairnie and torbett, shame on celtic big jock knew

[TehHunSkelper]

aye but did you know that Grandmaster Fuck (homo cunt) of SwallowSwallow is a special friend of William Beggs! teh Limbs in The Loch Killer, nice.

[jamesy15]

but thats the difference between us, we hate all child abusers and beasts, but you people seem to accept it and sweep it under the carpet, celtic were found out in court to have known about the biggest scandal in world football of the poor wee lads getting abused, THEY DONE NOTHING allowing cairnie and torbet free to abuse more wee kids for another 22 years, all beasts no matter what religeon are scum, come out and say celtic were wrong and big jock should have told police

[mrbassman25]

what you are talking about is a worldwide christian/catholic scandal.... all these pedo priests..... when there found out there not punished... there sent to a new parish... which lets the dirty bastards do it all over again... and thats the thing.... celtic were founded by fekking priests!! lol... its beyond belief!

[jamesy15]

well said mate, all beasts are scum

[jamesy15]

there are lots of people i am sure will be waiting for beggs, hes scum, now if you are against beasts and anyone who covers up for them come out and call CELTIC FC BEASTS AND SCUM,i wont hold my breath as i know you wont

[FloodLand85]

aye right? how do you know that?

[FloodLand85]

thats to the hunskelper by the way

[TehHunSkelper]

common knowledge around the footie forums mate.

[FloodLand85]

That's a bit dissapointing to hear that the guy in charge of FF is pals with that scumbag

[TehHunSkelper]

also...

Former bedfellows.

Until HMP Peterhead split them up.

[amc2004uk]

What I'd give to have a player like this at Ibrox today. One of the great players to pull on a Rangers shirt.

[Arhaych]

What a player, sweetest left foot we had since Davie Cooper.

[fierymrjingles]

ye can poke yer david beckham up yer hole , give me albertz any day of the week .

[PzKwVIII]

Boooooooooooooooooohhhhmmmmm

[dimmuborgir82]

best off all time!

[KyleSF92]

To think we don't even have a free kick taker in our team let alone a player with half his talent!

[cerfin2807]

WHAT YEAR WIZ THAT

[fierymrjingles]

my favourite rangers player of all time , what a left foot.

[jamie120983]

great video, well done poster

[reelhausmuzik]

Should have played at international level, if only for his free kicks at least

[Mev01]

LEGEND!!! my favourite rangers player ever! wat a player!

[bucketmaster1]

Same mate - fuckin loved that cunt!

Proud tae say that i grew up watchin rangers get 9 in a row

[blueulster87]

fckin luv him world class

germany missed out big time

[lyallbaybum69]

Would hate to have been a goalkeeper facing him!

[eddie195]

I agree fergietheblue nose,these days were the days of legends!Who could forget wee paul lamberts teeth gettin knocked all over the hallowed turf of ibrox by the bigmans knee...brilliant!

[goggz]

fucking awesome!!!

[djman5]

mon da clyde

[josh77645]

what a player beter than any celtic player

[josh77645]

wow

[FergieTheBlueNose]

BRING THESE DAYS BACK !

[bigdecobruva]

no1 can compare to albertz but someone who comes close is john arne riise

[keksfreund7]

jörg albertz ist mein fußballtrainer der ist voll net und spielt voll mega gut fußball

[NightBadgers]

legend

[dimmuborgir82]

gooo the hammer....the best!!!

[fireandrain1]

What a left foot...

What a player...

What a gentleman..

A true Rangers great...

[BurtKocaine]

A spunkfarting rentboy if ever I saw one.

[andymac3]

that'll be a mirror mate

[VivaChavista1969]

I sat in a Liverpool bar one night. This guy came up to me- he was a friend of the guy I was meeting. He said that Loyalism needed people like me. I asked him why he wasn't a "person like me". He stood there, his mouth like a goldfish. A typical mainland loyalist that did nothing for his people in Ulster except shout the odd FTP at the local elderly nun. England and Scotland are full of Loyalists like that, most are losers and hyporcrits, all are cowards.

Billy Wright (LVF Leader) 1996

[kobadelhi]

Why does Albertz have more views than Brian Laudrup?

[nalalovesmuse111]

met him in manchester at uefa cup final!

meeting my fav ger ever was amazin

[cjfrfc]

15-20 goals a season off the big yin easily

[britishbob187]

top of the league again....easy easy....hahahahahahah execute all irish! hahahahahahahahah forever!!!!!! we are the people

[murray2006]

ahahaha why u keep deleting my comments u fag!!! haha are u a scared little boy bet ur daddy made u hate the irish telling u its r fault he abuses u!!! worship us u filthy little creature POWER TO THE IRISH!!!!!