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  • James, in real life, sometimes we do stop in our tracks when the sun sets, a box does pop up in the air, and we go through this tremendous journey to accomplish something so simple and seemingly pointless in the end, and we look back at all of it, and just laugh.

  • Sure the pause is boring when going to night, but you can get more hearts out of it. This game is actually good, and anyone that goes against James is mostly just hobbing his balls.

  • in this episode the nerd sounds kinda sleepy, not as energic as in others. he must genuinely hate it XD

  • "This Game Sucks" and a ledgend was born

  • AVGN I love you but this is your one wrong review

  • Angry Sega Sucker. damn. that sucked.

  • @JamesNintendoNerd heheheh... found one video you commented on :3

  • @BelBel06 consider yourself a god for being the first commenter ever on a avgn video

  • There are multiple endings depending on how many game days it took you to beat the game

  • Don't listen to the nerd, this is a good game despite it is THE BLACK SHEEP of the series much like how Super Mario Bros. 2, Zelda 2, Resident Evil 5, Knuckles Chaotix etc. are to their series. I liked this game since i was 8 years old because i loved the first game and beaten this one but yes the ending does suck and all. Glad they went back to the original formula with Castlevania 3.

  • I bet you the Transcribe audio programmers learnt to program the transcriber correctly on all your epic videos.

    If you've got transcribe audio on, after you see 'what a horrible night to have a curse' look at the bottom of the screen, you see 'hehe'

  • @er10b lol it's at 0:44 if anyone was wondering where this was. funny

  • And a legend was born...

  • holy crap, the transcribe audio is pretty fucking accurate. good job whoever did the programming.

  • First line: "This game sucks." You just got yourself a subscriber.

  • The closed captions are pretty good based on the captions that just hear whatever it wants to say

  • "The ending sucks too..." XD

  • And so, the legacy began....

  • "This game sucks." makes me so happy every time.

  • If the annoying text box didn't come up, and there weren't fake tiles, and items weren't too expensive, and there wasn't such a long password, and there were more bosses and if dracula was a harder boss, this probably would've been a descent game.

  • @jordanspringer8 I know right

  • Wu saaa Wusaa lol'

  • Wow that game really is horrible. Love the total bashing.

  • James, why couldn't you have went with this throughout your career?

    In this video, you're mostly calm & laid back. Not to mention you actually have decent criticisms in this video too. I agree that the repetition involved with collecting hearts can get annoying after a while.

    Basically, you had what it takes to be a serious reviewer. Why didn't you keep this passive-aggressive/sarcastic style? I, along with many other people, would've loved it.

  • @T0talD0minati0n

    Oh yeah, a serious reviewer... on a youtube channel.

    Don't get me wrong, but that doesn't seem really posible from what I see, serious reviewers study journalism.

    James' thing isn't journalism or reviews, his thing is making movies and videos, entertaining videos that his audience would enjoy, but more than that, videos that he would enjoy making.

    James was born to make videos, he enjoys it and he's good at it, so there.

  • @Wolfdie Actually, there are some serious reviewers here on YouTube.

    For example, there's this guy called kNIGHTWING01. He occasionally does reviews, & when he does, he's normally very serious & honest.

    But I guess you're right. James can do what he wants. I was merely stating my opinion on the style he used in this video, & how I prefer it over his current one.

  • @T0talD0minati0n well, somecallmejohnny has that style somewhat

  • @T0talD0minati0n

    it actually depends on what games he reviews if he chooses to be serious or sarcastic in his reviews,sometimes he'll overreact to a certain game at times which is'nt really that bad like Mc Kids for example,yes that game had some flaws in it,but it was decent.

    most of the time he's sarcastic but he was'nt kidding when he said that Dr Jekyl and mr hyde was a downright abomination of a game,just looking at it,I could tell it was a bad game without playing it.

  • @ChronoArcAile4000 But you see, that's the thing. I don't really enjoy his newer stuff because he gets ridiculously angry. It was sort of funny the first few times, but it's old now.

    Back in the day, he was good. His anger was realistic & most of the time, he was serious (with a little joke here & there to make it funny). Nowadays, I'd honestly rather watch The Irate Gamer. *Prepares for the shitstorm coming my way*

  • @T0talD0minati0n

    True,I agree his newer stuff aren't as good and he's been getting stale as of lately,the reason for this for why he's not putting much effort into his new stuff (which his new style of humor feels forced and rushed) is because he's been working hard on his Movie.

    I have no idea why people take irate gamer so seriously,I adment I was guilty of this too,but now adays i just laugh at his sarcastic humor,yeah people acuse him of ripping off avgn.lol

  • @ChronoArcAile4000 Well, I highly doubt the AVGN's movie is gonna be any good. He's asking for people to donate so that he can make it. Dude, it doesn't take money in order to release something good.

    Also, what I said is kinda funny because I'm actually subscribed to The Irate Gamer. In my honest opinion, he's gotten better ever since his debut. However, he's still funny for all the wrong reasons though (sometimes he's funny for the right reasons too, but not as often).

  • @T0talD0minati0n "It doesn't take money in order to release something good." Lolwut?

    His videos are all going to HD now because we helped paying for it, I'm sure everybody who donated is pretty happy with it. Also, his wife came into light to say the movie will be awesome, don't doubt it.

  • @Sizednochi But it really doesn't take any money to make something good. The Nerd could very easily make a movie without money.

    Also, of course James' wife would say the movie's gonna be awesome. She's his wife.

    & "don't doubt it". So basically you're saying that I'm not allowed to have a differing opinion?

  • @T0talD0minati0n It doesn't take money to do something good, but it does take money to do something amazing basically.

  • @T0talD0minati0n Um, you're saying that you don't need money to make a movie? Maybe you wanna reread that.

  • @MrVanDaylay Making an Internet/DVD exclusive movie about reviewing video games doesn't need money in order to be good. If James is going for an epic adventure of sorts that will rival a Hollywood production, then maybe I'd understand. But until then, I stand by my word.

  • @T0talD0minati0n Well, he might be

  • @MrVanDaylay Well, we don't know for sure yet.

  • This was one of my favorites as a kid. Thanks for deconstructing it!

  • MS60 QVCW 1VKU UFBC ...member it like it was yesterday.

  • Oh, how the might hath fallen. He's nothing but an e-beggar now.

  • @TheNintendoJuggalo Yes, how shameful that a man who has made a living making videos with the support of users is now....trying to make a longer video with the support of users.

  • Haha! Spot on! But this game has an incredible soundtrack that will never be forgoten! I liked this game when I played it whit a friend for about 20 y ago. It was hard in a way that gamers of today will never tolerate, and u have a point that some parts just sux! Still I will remember this game with joy because back in those days you played what u had, regardless of how stupid it was. You could always call the Nintendo hotline for clues!

  • @lovlin2 It's got an awesome soundtrack, but a crappy gameplay.

  • What's wrong with you idiot? This is the best Nintendo games I played, along with: Predator 1, Castlevania 1, Battle City and Ninja Gaiden 1, 2 & 3.

  • @JulianAlberto93 This is the best Nintendo game you've ever played? You've never played Castlevania 1 or 3, right?

  • @RohGamer Did you read his comment? He stated that he like C1 too. Anyone who has played the game knows this review was just done as a joke as James has admitted. C2 is amazing and was a huge hit when it came out. My friends and I played it all the time. I never played C1 much because of it's difficulty. I know people who have never beaten it 25 years later. Simon's quest was a game that brought all of us together and when you beat it and get the best ending it's so satisfying.

  • @Luigi84289 I couldn't even play the game. Serioudly, that message that keeps popping up everytime... God, I prefer C4.

  • @RohGamer C1 and 3 are just your typical linear action 2d scrollers and while incredibly fun just don't have the uniqueness and magic that SQ has. There is no other game like SQ.

  • @Luigi84289 SQ have a lot of good things, but the fails it has, simply destroys the game. Like that message that ALWAYS appear when it turns to night, and Dracula's Difficult.

  • @RohGamer Castlevania 1 and 2. The third part re bored me.

  • @JulianAlberto93 The second one bored me. Every 5 minutes.

  • @JulianAlberto93

    What about Super Castlevania IV?

  • @Johnlindsey289 The games of Super Nintendo, I not like.

  • Still, a great game, Love it!

  • Wow. He's came a long way...

  • damn.. and I liked this game :D

  • 2:23 This whole point he makes here, about it taking too long to buy stuff, stuff costs too much and it takes too long to get enough to afford it, and it gets boring doing the same work over and over in order to get something that you'll probably end up not wanting...

    ...It's just like real life. It's more realistic than we thought.

  • @Billinois78 That's how the game forces you to build up skill. The difficulty goes up gradually and evens out if you grind a bunch. If you're dying constantly losing your hearts you just have to get better at the game and or stop making careless errors. Just figure out which enemies drop a whole one and do a little farming. Your max is 256 it doesn't take that long to max them out if you know where to go only 5 mins tops. One of the best spots is the right of the start in mansion 1.

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  • 240p at its best

  • 0:03

  • 0:04

  • Ph yuck that impassable mountain at 5:20. As a child I was stuck and baffled at that spot for an unholy amount of time.

  • I could never figure out what to do in this game when I was younger. Like I really would have known to equip a red crystal and crouch in a corner for 10 sec :\ ??? So I just gave it away and I see that I didn't miss out on anything but a poorly made nes game.

  • I luv all of his series, I'm also starting something new where I'm making videos of newer games so check them out, my first one is called: "mike, the angry gamer: left 4 dead parts 1 and 2" check em' out

  • this guy is more famous than irate gamer

  • I luv u angry video game nerd rue videos are awesome

  • Who else came here after watching Egoraptors Sequilitis?

  • @Demolij Egoraptor actually used clips from a second Castlevania II review that the AVGN did, which was arguably more interesting and certainly more fleshed out.

  • Thank you for telling me to stay away from this horrible steaming pile of goat shit

  • the reason he cant swim is because hes white.....

  • "This game sucks"

    And thats how the AVGN was born.

  • @TheBadShaman i'm guessing you havn't seen the anger begins.

  • The very first AVGN

  • I wanna see the movie at my local cinema lol

  • AVGN said this game sucks, and thus it sucks.

  • @multicolour5 nope

  • @multicolour5 He actually likes the game. O_o

  • thank you for telling me to stay away from this horrible steaming pile of goat shit

  • He cant even swim? I'm sorry but are you fucking serious? I'm sure you've played old games before water used to mean death in almost all of them. Water/Lava/ everything under the platform you were to bad to jump to.

  • No intro...dats probly old avgn

  • @lituvis1 its the first episode

  • "This game sucks!"

    And it begins...

  • 240p we meet again

  • @Hella126 240p is the only resolution for me that will stream constantly rather than having to stop and buffer. i hate this stupid 1.5 mbps

  • Saying you lose all your hearts when you die is a bit misleading. You only lose them all once you run out of lives and not after every single death.

  • I still bought it

  • the point is to let the game have time to change the music from day to night and vise versa

  • Your first video!

  • At least the dracula doesnt sparkle...

  • Although the upload date on this video says 2006, it's really from 2004. According to James Rolfe The Angry Video Game Nerd was supposed to be a joke only shown to his friends he actually likes this game so he"s just pretending to be angry for satirical purposes (YouTube wasn't around back then)

  • "This game sucks" And so, A legend began.

  • Most people that don't like zelda 2 only have one reason even if they say its not that one reason, and that's that they find it too hard or confusing. I happen to think its one of the best 'classic' zeldas there are.

  • ok, 30secs into the video: Zelda II is not fucking good.

  • People! People!

    There's a new patch for this game at romhacking (dot) com that fixes up this game pretty good. All the shitty false hints are now real hints and the transition from day to night is almost nonexisting. I can now say this game is...decent.

  • @supermariosunshine64 That was an awesome idea on the hackers part. Thanks for the info.

  • the avgn is cool, but castlevania 2 doesnt sucks, and its great

  • watch the 5 first seconds of this video... there you go you are finished. NEXT VIDEO

  • so this started it all... fantastic videos!

  • 1076 people made this shitty game ._.

  • "This game sucks."

    The words that started it all... 

  • I still love the AVGN, he's still a kickass video game reviewer.

  • At least dracula didn't sparkle. 

  • @Gglegeek00 LOOOL

  • @Gglegeek00

    yeah, he flickerd.

  • You fuckin idiot!! There's no theme or screaming because this is his FIRST REVIEW EVER!! DUMB FUCK!!

  • ok umm this is lacking so much yelling and screaming AND THE MOTHER FUCKING THEME SONG! in other words THIS IS A DIAREAH POOP FART BAG

  • @DarthDeaTh0001 This is the first video. 

  • @DarthDeaTh0001 its the 1st episode you dumb fuck.

  • @DarthDeaTh0001 Of course, this was back in 2004, before James probably even thought about the literal "AVGN" :) They where stored until 2006. Granted, the quality isn't great, but they're like legends because they're the older episodes (Simon's Quest & Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde).

  • The biggest flaw in my opinion of this game (which AVGN has pointed out) is that unless you have a strategy guide or cheat code there is no possible way to beat the game. I mean, how else are you going to know to kneel at a wall with a red crystal for example.

  • @Stonefallow Yeah,same,it's more then $182,000 now.

  • why is it "so ez" to beat Dracula,..HMMM oh I DUNNO MAYbe it has something to do with the fact that the rest of the game is TOO hard! you said yourSELF doohde that the only way to hae CHANCE to beat it is to type in the code! How many games do you know like that? To have a a CHANCE to even beat it you HVE to haev a code? and you witched that the final boss is not hard enough?? Wow. Also I disagreed with the complaint there r no bosses @the end of the castles. Thats a GOOD thing! U want ezier!

  • yeah BEATING Dracula MAY be EZ (apparently after this) But I ASSURE you by that point you DESERVE it b/c GETTING to him must be the hardest thing ever b/c my big brother and I - 80s babies, now age 31me &34my big bro what puts us at perfect age appropriateness to be into the game at the time and right smack dab in the nintendo and game release Era to have experienced/owned&played it when it&its publisher Konami was hot on the nes - we played it LOTS, got the CODES &still couldnt beat it!

  • wow thats funny I always LOVED simons quest,..copuld never beat it but enjoyed using the cheat codes that gave you like EVERYthing (and yeah I STILL ould not beat it) but you know those games where you'll never beat to the point where you basically 'stop trying' but just enjoy playing as recreation and just playing the levels for pure enjoyment in fact you stop even EXPECTING or GOING for beating it you just play it to play it, some ppl do that with Mario but I can beat all those!

  • This was one of his best videos, so natural. The more recent stuff seems a bit too forced.

  • what a horrible night to have the AVGN curse.

  • @kyrieeleison1 Or maybe this video is comedy and and you're a faggot hahahahah

  • No intro D:

  • @sba20041 he didn't know that this would be a huge explosion yet. therefore, he hasen't made on yet.

  • Your so calm in this one. Its creepy

  • @chicopapass well this is his first episode

  • @zitzblitz123 really? i actually didn't know. (not being a sarcastic jackass)

  • @chicopapass yes see what happened was when he recorded this video on tape (vhs) he passed a bunch of tapes to his friends and they liked it so they told him that he should make some more so he did and thus the AVGN WAS BORN LOL:)

    but yes this is episode 1

  • @chicopapass Keep in mind this is one the very first AVGN episodes out there. First episodes always sound different compared to the more recent. Take a look at how Armake21 progressed. Or UrinatingTree (good comparison is to look at his Back to the Future III vs. one of the later Generic Reviews). Or PlayitBogart. Or even the LP mockers of retsupurae and ChipCheezsum. Very rarely will the early days sound the same because everyone gets more comfortable with their character.

  • @chicopapass lol, he probably lost most of his voice from yelling at it before he did the review!

  • @chicopapass u stupid fucking retad this was his first im gonna kill u

  • @TheRitva26 2 things,

    1. Learn to spell, please, it makes me feel stupid reading your comment.

    2. Maybe this person is simply accustomed to the new James, the rage becomes normal after a while man.

    Oh yeah, almost forgot, threats over YouTube?

  • @chicopapass it's his first vid what would you expect

  • please do a review of muscle FUCK this game!

  • when he falls in the water in knew i had heard that sound somewere. Batman Returns on master system

  • Well,THANK YOU.

  • I still beat off to this episode after all these years. Thumbs up if you do too.

    -Cat Tit Bingo

  • @CatTitBingo the legendary cat tit bingo...

  • HAHA this is so funny, I didnt mind Castlevania 2, but part 1 and 3 are the best. Good complaints!

  • i actually like this game sry this is the only game i disagree with you on

  • Wow! Somebody needs a hug!

  • In reality, AVGN loved Simon's Quest.. he constantly finds ways to put it down because it's an awesome game, but veered away from the original action scroller which he cared so much about. Like a child saying he/she hates his strict parent, but is only trying to live up to expectations. This game made you think (and use NP mag on occasion). So you see, James, Simon's Quest does love you, and it's ok to show your frustrations because it only made you the strong individual you are today!

  • @zonilo1 then if thts the case how come hes got millions of viewers who loves AVGN series cos its fuckin brill and so funny at showing how crap games wer back then..lol

  • @zonilo1

    I doubt James regrets starting AVGN, based on the fact that he has recently raised over $170,000 to make a full feature AVGN movie... If you don't like the nerd anymore that's your opinion, but it'l never get old to me.

  • @zonilo1 Do you think his game collection is fake? Did you see the Nintendo World Championship video of him with The NES Punk? It was one of the best avgn eps ever.

  • @zonilo1 Take a nap because you have no clue what you are talking about.

  • @tubernery

    Lol no, he just made another review about how shitty this game is a year ago.

  • I watch this everyday just to hear him swearing and pissed off lol...He cheers me up ALL THE TIME!!!

  • Idk about you but if the nerd paused me mid game for ten seconds I wouldn't be mad I'd be like holy sh*t the frign nerd is in my house omgomgomgomg OMG!!!!

  • tm

  • Halo revolutionez fps? Wtf are you talking about? Wolfenstein, doom, those games did, not fucking halo, halo was a good fps for consoles and thats about it, i loved the first one but the second sucked ass.

  • >horrible video

    >everyone loves it

    >5 years later

    >Yeah, it's not old. AT ALL.

  • Hello 240P, it's been a while old friend :)

  • "This game sucks" : Chuck Norris's first words.

  • the birth of the AVGN

  • Thank you, James Rolfe, almighty nerd, for telling us to stay away from the cockadookey, goat shit, demonically possessed, Full Motion Video, pieces of shit that make up most of your video game collection.

  • not really, simon quest is awesome, you want a shitty castlevania?

    castlevania the adventure and castlevania 64 are horrible!!!

  • This game needs a remake. It's so flawed, and yet so classic... Almost every modern Castlevania game contains references to it, from the use of Dracula's organs in SotN and HoD, to Shanoa in OoE saying "I am the morning sun, come to vanquish this horrible night".

  • maybe the water is draculas piss and it acid

  • "This game sucks" And so, many shits and giggles came to be.

  • I LOVE Castlevania 2, damn you who say nay....and for your info...when it turns to night...hearts DOUBLE THEIR VALUE! So the shit you gotta buy comes quicker.

  • so today I decided AVGN Marathon

  • @KHRSace ...good luck my friend xD

  • "what a horrible night to have a curse!"

    as opposed to what?, a good night to have a curse?! :S

  • 1,070 people are either

    a. Irate Gamer Fanbrats

    or

    b. Jakkovites

    Either one is not a good thing.

  • I agree with our objections to the game, but this would have been a lot better without being punctuated with so much profanity.

  • @LavenderDarwin ...thats his charater thats how he acts.

  • press 0 for

    -this game sucks

  • well the game is easy and shity but shouldent caslvania 3 be consider the first and the first a sequal becuse during 3 all ur doing is going to draculas castle after bing banished from town

  • @SonOfNye Ok, I'll agree with that

  • Angry video game nerd begins