I'm A Lesbian

[MissBleedBack]

I'm bi, but I still love this song.

[Ilove1990Her]

i thought i was bi but i m totally lesbian after having many boyfriends i just realize that, I like no men . I m a lesbian .

[TheBrookeShilo]

me and my girlfriend love this song :) and amen! dicks are gross. blahh!!

[Slipknotbabe1234]

10 likes i sing this in front of my mom XD

[alejandro93ist]

best line "but i've got a girlfriend and shes got a lawn that id sure like o mow" haha. Nd i'm a lesbian and i totally agree with this 100%

[alvbug]

My best friend is gay. !! Amen.

[Aleishia1997]

I'm not a lesbain but I am Bi ;)

[kayleighcolfer]

@Aleishia1997 I used to be bi. My family misses that...

[Aleishia1997]

@kayleighcolfer Well at least you were able to tell you family, if I told my family all hell would brake loose. How come your family misses you being Bi?

[kayleighcolfer]

@Aleishia1997 Cuz I'm 100% lez now.

[kayleighcolfer]

I'm glad I'm a lesbian.

[coolsmile13]

love these lyrics :D

[yaoilover787]

i am soooo showin this to my gf<3

[tfbmod]

This is going on Tumblr. 

[BasmentKat]

Love this song! XDDDD Made me laugh so much

[katucy123]

lol this is awesome...

[LovablexXXx]

after hearing that imma bi...LOL XO

[DmwMockingbird]

quite catchy..Im a lesbian xO

[WilandTarafan]

Love it. I remember my gf played this from me before we got together she used to be straight but broke up with her bf and played this song for me and i told her im the sam exact way im proud to be a lesbian

[theroortoker]

HIDE YOUR WIVES CAUSE HERE I COME

best part :)

[jbrady44444]

Eh... Mildly amusing, poor voice over. Find somebody else to sing it and get rid of the stereotyping of the lyrics. Over all, lame.

[Tonyfunny1]

love it.. nearly as good as the national lesbian anthem !!

[drew9931]

shityy

[MrsSniffi]

This made me LOL so bad!!! But it iz so true!!!

[Br0kenD0lly666]

haha amen about the egg thing xD

[SvRxDrAVeNxSvR]

funny if justin bieber came as releated videos :P

[WyrkerJones]

I'm all for gay's and stuff but i just don't like this song... can anyone link me to a better lesbian song.. =(

[JamesScho392]

Hot Lesbians i will never object, fat ones and ugly ones just need to gtfo.

[yourfaceizdope]

Oh gosh i can't stop laughingg xD

[SuperTammy1962]

I love this song...and Yes I am a very proud Lesbian....and I am happily married to the woman of my dreams for 15 months now!!!!! And it is as legal and as binding as any straight marriage...I have the marriage licences to prove it!!!! GO GO LESBAINS!!!!

[SpawnPirate]

Lol I'm a bisexual half fish half robot dog, and I liked this song......stfu with that shit.

[ZanetheWolfTamer]

Omg. How did I get here from street fights? Musta taken a wrong turn at Carpet World...... O.O I made a funny. :3

[foxblade2]

lol this songs kinda fun and the voice is so random

[TheAssesKicker]

Hide your wives, i don't know why god gave me eggs.

[DeathReady4Ever]

lol I'm bisexual... This is halarius

[PraTzz11]

this sucks

[analiserothberg]

LOL! hillarious! i'm straight, but i love this song!!! LMFAO!!

[KakashiHatake2121]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[krybski]

How about we stop arguing and just live and let live. You're never going to change each others opinion on the YouTube video comment section.

[7498claudia]

im proud 2 be a less

[jumby1000]

Do I even have to express how much I love this song?!?!?!

[Alph1120]

This song made me laugh so hard that I nearly died laughing, which includes almost inhaling a bite of my sandwich.

[lilemofish]

fucking legend song XD

[UnsoughtAffection]

Fucking dykes.

[yuckfouto]

This song fully made my morning:p haha. And all you guys, who are saying shit about lesbians, please screw off. Thank you.

[LesbianDeadhead]

I'm so gonna play this video the next time a guy hits on me!

[customerofshit]

MOST girls just become lesbians because they've given up on men OR teens mostly, find it's 'cool' to be lesbian. Most of you are just fucking posers. Get the fuck out or sort out your life.

[jeffroisfirey]

@customerofshit no im a lesbian cos girls can actually please my needs ha

[colorsmadeoftears]

@customerofshit Lol at your basic ignorance. Don't you think eating pussy and getting married is a bit extreme, if it were just to look "cool" ? Btw, your commentary proves it's still "not cool"... But consider this : u are a straight dude, the sight of female bodies and the thought of fucking a woman make you hot. Well, lesbians are just like you. Only they don't have a big hard-on to prove it. You'll just have to trust me that WOMEN HAVE SEXUAL DESIRES TOO. Not just desire to please your ass.

[customerofshit]

@colorsmadeoftears HAHAHHAHAHA, There's literally no way to explain how ironic that is.

[customerofshit]

@colorsmadeoftears Very ironic.. Although, who the fuck are you to tell me what's right and wrong?

I really couldn't care less about same-sex intimacy. I'm just subjecting statistics.

[colorsmadeoftears]

@customerofshit Of course you have a way to make statistics that's totally scientific and well-informed... Not to mention the "get the fuck out or sort out your life" bit. How about you sort out your insecurity towards lesbians and move the fuck on to the next video ? no one cares about your feelings about this either.

[customerofshit]

@colorsmadeoftears Take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE. I couldn't care less about what you do in your lfie.

[LoboDeBayamon]

@colorsmadeoftears Then you shouldn't care to respond to such ppl in the first places lol. Don't comment and move on too the next video! right? :D.Im not doing anything wrong!, it's a comment respond for a reason, right?.

We comment are opinion about the topic of the video, in this point dyke always turn bi, all lesbians enjoy cocks. All ways no matter what. yeah!!!!... lol

[JazzyD599]

@LoboDeBayamon Not all girls want cock, not every lesbain turns bi, grow up and stop being so ignorant. If you don't understand that girls can want and love only the touch of another women, just accept that you can't know or understand everything. Posting hateful, offensive comments on a video titled 'I'm a Lesbian' does not make you clever, it shows that you're a small minded homophobe scared of anything that differs from your definition of normal. BREAKING NEWS Not Everyone Is 'Normal'.

[Lesbiania]

@JazzyD599 Super Agree with you!!! thumbs up everyone if you agree!! :)

[JazzyD599]

@Lesbiania Glad you agree with me, I'm not usually so rude but homophobes really anger me. I'd rather not have someone I don't know judge me by a small aspect of my personality.

[TorriefoRealz]

@LoboDeBayamon Dude. I'm a lesbian. And Dicks are gross. Never again will i go near one. They're fithy and just nauseating. How can you say that all lesbians enjoy cocks when the sight of one makes me want to puke? And all straight dudes have buttsecks at some point in their Life! YEAAAHHH. :/

[emoxlovex5395]

@TorriefoRealz AMEN, chica! Dicks are gross

[kayleighcolfer]

@emoxlovex5395 FUCK YES!!!

[BloodySectumsempra]

@LoboDeBayamon

i know it's 3 months ago you said this but you are stupid as fuck

[emoxlovex5395]

@LoboDeBayamon wow, you are a dumb fuck

[colorsmadeoftears]

@customerofshit don't blame me dude, you started the hate rant.

[EmoPrincessBubbleGum]

OMG, i peed my self watching this

[BaiNaiMai]

LOL

[ilovelifewhimsical27]

Lobodebayamon... Fuck you! ;)

[LoboDeBayamon]

lesbian means an ugly woman that complains a lot bc no men want to fuck her.

[SkyeRayne1997]

@LoboDeBayamon Otep is a lesbian. My best friend is a lesbian and she models hmmm most of the girls on the real L word are fucking drop dead gorgeous...Oh did I mention that I'm lesbian? You douche canoe

[Tashalee5ive2011]

@LoboDeBayamon youre seriously an idiot lol...

[Tashalee5ive2011]

@LoboDeBayamon youre seriously an idiot lol... why you on here anyways? you must of been looking for lesbian chht...

[Tashalee5ive2011]

@LoboDeBayamon youre seriously an idiot lol... why you on here anyways? you must of been looking for lesbian chht... youre mad cause alll the lesbians dont want you, lesbian is a smart girl, someone who dont like men...ahhahahahah

[LoboDeBayamon]

@Tashalee5ive2011 Come on! be real!, must of the sow call hot lesbian end up being bi! they can't resist are cock ;). Smart ehh maybe!?, hot umm?..oh yeah!! totally hot! Rosie o Donnell, lindsay lohan and ...ups!, sorry does are the only lesbian actress i know, but anyway!.. the are truly the hot role model for lesbian beauty. They totally don't look like they where beaten with an ugly stick.lol, respect :D

[Tashalee5ive2011]

@LoboDeBayamon defiantly not, you want to talk about being smart... have you checked your grammar, or spelling? anyways, rosie, lindsey... are two of all lesbians, and since you want to talk chht. look how many ugly straights there are? you cant really judge on anything when clearly there are more ugly straights than gays. considering there are more straights.seriously get a life opposed to talking chht on a LESBIAN VID. pathetic lmao!!! anyways im done conversing with you, your idiocy amuses me

[Tashalee5ive2011]

@LoboDeBayamon if you think that females only want cock, youre wrong... i smile to the fact because the lesbian rate is rising which means... what? girls give other girls what girls want...not just sex like you men like to think....

[LoboDeBayamon]

@Tashalee5ive2011 You gotta get that sand out of your vagina its making you cranky lol. What guys gives is what girls have never had,something new something exiting same with a girl to a guy and lesbians give what they have obviously seen all ready, reasons why must of them turn bi lol. Like we men like to think?, you bitches enjoy generalizing men lol.

[JazzyD599]

@LoboDeBayamon You're generalising lesbians. Do you really think girls can't give girls what they want? My girlfriend can give me anything I could ever want, who needs a man when you can get toys that make men completely redundent. Not every girl wants cock, like not every man wants pussy. Just get over your biased veiws and stop commenting on a video that's clearly on a subject you don't have a high regard of. If you don't like lesbains, don't look for videos of them on the internet.

[LoboDeBayamon]

@JazzyD599 calm down fat angry dike, lol Toys!? you mean cock toys?!, i made my point. oh! wait a second?..Have you seen your picture? again! i made my point :D loool xD.

[JazzyD599]

@LoboDeBayamon There's a huge variety of toys our there not just cock shaped toys. Just so you know, the picture isn't me, it's a still from a video of my friend Heather dancing to Big Fish, Little Fish. Also, it's spelled dyke, I should know as I am one.

[LoboDeBayamon]

@JazzyD599 yes yes vertical toys!, STRAIGHT! toys , penetration toys lol...enjoying a cock toy? lol.

[JazzyD599]

@LoboDeBayamon There are plenty of toys out there that don't involve penetration, contrary to what you believe, not every girl want's to be penetrated. I think you're just angry, close minded and prejudiced because you've been turned down by girls who like girls. Not every girl wants to be with a man, just accept that fact and get over it, you don't want lesbians in your life, and speaking on behalf of all of us, we don't really want to be involved with you either so just avoid being around us.

[JazzyD599]

@LoboDeBayamon I have two words for you if you think lesbains are unattractive, Tegan & Sara, point made.

[LoboDeBayamon]

@JazzyD599 Tegan and Sara yes! exactly , you made my point!, their ugly as fuck, thank you! :) lol. Come on you can do better then that or maybe you can't lol. Tila tequila looks like she got beaten with a frying pan and still make it look better then does two dykes and thought shes bi lol.

[colorsmadeoftears]

@LoboDeBayamon That's your opinion, but it's disrespectful and ignorant, so that's 2 good reasons to tell you so. Saying all lesbians are bi would be like saying all str8 women like pussy. Lesbians don't need your cock dude, get over it, I know you won't accept it because it hurts, but even if they wanted cock, they have dildos. And just because you're so ignorant you only know 2 lesbians in the whole world... doesn't mean you're right. Besides, lesbians don't care if MEN find them attractive.

[superman1113215]

im a guy 

[RomanticSoul100]

who sings this song? i love it!!

[IGoRawrr96]

Hehehe I Just Sang This To My Mom.. She Hates Me Now. ^-^ I Hate It When People Have Issues About Lesbians Or Gays. We Should All Stand Up For What We Believe In. (: -3

[kayleighcolfer]

I need to play this song for my mom.

[crazygamer242]

hahaha so funny 

[pookybear40]

thats right us lesbians do have feelings! were just like the straight ppl, except we like p*ss* insead of d*c*! my aunt is a lesbian and she has been married to her woman for 6 yrs now! and alot of ppl has turned on them jus bc shes gay,but thats not right! and me toooooooooooo ha my new fav song !!! lol i will tell the world ima lesbian idc what ppl think of me!

[2711Sylvia94]

just like callie "you can't pray away the gay" :)

[markthebest2]

Omg why did i just watch this? (im a guy)

[winkey345]

@markthebest2 im a guy too and i watched it hey lets get our cock out to lesbians to show them what theyre missing

[markthebest2]

@winkey345 Sure :D

[JazzyD599]

@winkey345 We're not missing anything important lol.

[mrsluna14]

This song...just made my night. Makes me proud to be a lesbian XD

[funnymeinthemorning]

@mrsluna14 agreed!

[s3xygirl4lyfe]

Sorry not or i im not a lesbian but or lesbians try to kiss you. so the fuck what. well the kissing part is wrong if the person isnt lesbian but who cared

[s3xygirl4lyfe]

I just found out my cousins a lesbian. But its ok i guess. You people need to understand that just because their lesbians or gays out their doesnt mean they dont have feeling and dont have a life. THEY DO. maybe your best freind is one what would you do then? Thats the type of shit im talking about you have to accept them 4 who they are. So what if boys try to be the eoppisite gender whhen their gay like chis crocker. Or l

[MidgetSpice]

Oh hell yes. Maybe if I play this for my mom, she'll understand.

[Drumlady12]

lol i'm straight but this song cracks me up.

[Prisoner5555]

@Drumlady12 dont lie, we all know the truth ;)

[Drumlady12]

@Prisoner5555 not lying(i think i spelled this wrong) mowing lawns is not my thing.lol

[SinqleeBishh]

lmao dhatszx wassupp(: imaa lesbian tuhh(:

[JaiBeePandie]

I'm s lesbian -3

[BriighterrDayy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA this song hadd me DYiNG..LOL.. im not a lesbian but i LOVE Lesbos Lol

[Magentaslips]

I feel so proud to be a lesbian!!!

[MaddylovesTiff]

lol wow.... AWESOME!!!!!

[Elenithecutiepie]

Lesbian power! <3

[kaylaruddock]

I like girls who like girls. (;

[AELB094]

;) Lol

[VoodooSkiiniiNereza]

Out'n Proud :D

[kawasakilover21]

i should play this for my dad

[ItsMeCassie27]

@kawasakilover21 I was thinking the same thing.



[kia2aik2kia2aik]

OMG THIS SONG MADE MY LIFE! THANK YOU FOR POSTING THIS...UR AWESOME

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[dessaysin]

this fucking made my day xD

[TheSami1973]

I'm also a lesbian :oD 

[theirsonlysmiles]

I'm a lesbian too !! lol

[maganarutofan5]

i love this sooo much :3 im sending this to my girlfriend

[harleygurlsc1976]

Love it!!!

[IndianBarbie101]

Lmao ilove the lyrics

[JBLover0304]

im a lesbian x

[MrLesbianNproud]

Makes me proud to be gay, haha!



[gloriatigreros1]

O.M.G. so amazing,so awesome, so me, so you so every lesbian. love it

[glaewen21]

lolz! its funny cuz it's soooo true xD i'd rather be with jane than dick!

[InsanitysBest]

what the actual fuck

i love this

[ItsJustAutoo]

omg its amazing! xDDDD i love it :P

[DanniT1995]

Cause Im a lesbian! A penis doesnt do the trick!

[gullibuddi5]

real Pride song ^^ 'AMEN!!!! I;

[whenikillyou]

LOL this is hal-ar-e-us!!!!

[N64supern00b]

wat teh fuck

[Azeliamazur1]

Thats an awesome song.... pride

[homestarsgurl]

anywhere I can download this song?

[softballbabe12197]

Lesbian priide fo sho (:

[MsSneakerlover]

Yep exactly what I'm thinking

[DarkDaniAngel]

I'm a straight woman and this is a cool song.

[UpwardsFallings]

Sexist song. 

[maaymun]

lmfao! I'M GONNA SING THIS IN THE STREET. :)

[BRiTTBuTT201]

i luh dis shit ! haha dis jus made my day :)

[BRiTTBuTT201]

haha i luh dis shit !! true as hell, dis jus made my day

[dminyourroom]

fuckin hilarious maybe I should just send a link to this to my mom lol easiest way...

[lupesurf]

I <3 THIS VIDEO! i'm a lesbian!

[IDFC102]

I luv this song lmao

[twistedhand86]

hahhaa...this song is hilarious....go girl...

[mochadiva83]

Ah I finally found this song! I heard it a while back and thought it was hilarious! I still think it's funny :3 Thanks for uploading this <3

[tsubasaanimegirl42]

GO GAY PRIDE ^^! That song I should of sang 2 my parents when I came out 2 them X3

[HayleyMarieBaby]

sweet! lol im a lesbian too! dudes are just nasty! the thought of a dick makes me sick. Pussy and Tits are wat i like

[debfunkcolorado]

too funny.

[tJcooper666]

my song XD

[AndeeLongfall]

I first heard this sang by a Drag King at a local club. Absolutely loved it and was finally able to find it. A keeper for sure! I've always like Jane more than Dick, myself too! lol

[RainbowPrideGrl]

@AndeeLongfall Ditto to that! :-)

[justmemyselfandI99]

Lol thats intense, Im a lesbian to xDD

[bfflmnopz4evuh]

What is this a parody of? O:

[AndeeLongfall]

@bfflmnopz4evuh

It is a parody of Melissa Ethridge's song, "I'm the only one".

[LesPaulaaa001]

yes, i'm a lesbian to

i love this song! it's awesome! x'D

[009teehee]

nicee :))

[lezzielet00]

i like it n it true. at least 4 me n my no longer mother

[dykeanduknoit]

gotta love it

[GoatBoy2010]

hey im not a lesbian what with me being a guy and all buuuut i do like the porn hahahahahahahahahahaha

[mrzpunkin]

Lol.. KxooL

[roxxxy6969]

I love this!! Im a lesbian too.... i prefer Madonna in a lacey thong!! hahahahhaha

[JUGGALER19]

love it, love it, love it!

it's not only funny but it's true.

[RainbowPrideGrl]

I love this song! What can I say, I'm a lesbian :-) And this song is very true about how us ladies really feel.