Best quote ever : "Realize? You didn't realize that they had guns? Big, long, dangerous machine guns, WITH WAR CRIMINALS attached to the trigger " ... :D :D :D
I remember sneaking into this movie when I was 15. I know, it was a naughty thing to do. I also remember listening to this song the NIGHT BEFORE watching it.
I also remember that I knew not a lot of people have heard it..
Before sneaking in me and some friends were discussing songs/music which not many people have heard.
And then this came on...
And my reaction was like One Two's exactly when he opens his eyes.
this always happens with guy ritchie. there's this badass Russian(s) snatch it was boris, here its cyborgs. and they always die... i hate when that happens. hope to see them come back in the REAL Rocknolla
Guy has a fetish with russian dudes, seriously, however...i must say that i know some Russians and it's true...those guys are fucking stones man....they drink vodka as water and capable of work from 9 AM to 9 PM without complaining not even once.
@HotBlueLightning In Soviet Russia, ex Cold War supersoldier experiments finding employment as mob enforcers will hunt you down, no matter how far you run, no matter how many bullets you have.
@qwertyuiop298 These are not Soviet, these are Russian soldiers... They are military veterans from Chechenia, as it can be seen in the begging of the clip... Great movie by the way. Love Guys movies...
Fuck me,those Russians won't fucking die after Chechnya and Georgia. If they lived through that shit,they'll most likely to continue destroying everything in their path
I love this scene because of its "realism." You DO get tired after running as much as people in chase scenes do, and eventually you end up "running" at the speed of a light walk.
...and were they going to sodomize him with a machete or something? lol.
Because they are Russian... (there isn't really much explanation needed to go on)
genelin1995 3 days ago
that russian song is awsome lol
Joshmaen 4 days ago
Friggin' Russians never die. Hahaha
Mooofypoo 1 week ago
@qwrasf1 i think you'll find barbwire and a thirty cal ended their careers. ;)
MrHughes92 1 week ago
Haha Archy smiles!
rattigan1985mgl 2 weeks ago
4.01 get out the fackin' way now! Love it
1903Jefferies 3 weeks ago
What is the russian actor at 6:19 ? I cant find him on wiki and on imdb :S
grlomrocks 3 weeks ago
@grlomrocks alex kovas
albanian1910 3 weeks ago
whats the russian song?
ChadronMike 1 month ago
@ChadronMike it's a song by Sektor Gaza and it's called Dopilsya
SuperLawyered 3 weeks ago
the subtitle translations are very remotely related to the actual dialogue.
limyohwan 1 month ago
the fat russia shot with galil hmm
RevolvedSantoss 1 month ago
these russians used to serve in the military, but , as you can see in the beginning of the scene- unfortunate arrow to the knee ended their careers
qwrasf1 1 month ago 14
Viktor is one of the best actor in serbia...
MarkoLeska91 1 month ago
i served 2 long years in afgan country but for me i would hate to tangle with these dirty russians
DaRudeBoy6691 1 month ago
Just another jewish made movie produced by Susan Downey and Joel Silver (both jews) to demonise the russians...
Johnstr574 2 months ago
Tom Hardy as Handsome Bob - Yummy! Especially at 5.13
KaisersGirl76 2 months ago
ALEX KOVAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
nekoyamazambyy 2 months ago
hmm a scotsman and two englishman manage to beat the shit out of two russian war crimials...sounds legit
NuclearFallout1 2 months ago
lol stuiped russians my each xDDDDD damn american produsers cant invate real russian actors or what ? xDDDDD very very american acent in languare
DJSlesheR 2 months ago
I used to be able to outrun Chechen war criminals, but then I took an arrow to the knee...
PatronSaint210 2 months ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHA THe skinny russian just wouldnt give up
TwistedMentality089 2 months ago
@TwistedMentality089 holyfuck you think he is skinny? he is ripped lean dumbass
TheSlav91 2 months ago 3
9/10... would be 10/10 if there was not those dumb ass comments
TheItsmeeeee 2 months ago
Who gives a shit where they're from, they are beasts in this movie, that's all that matters...
PatronSaint210 3 months ago
They talk funny with a Russian accent. LOL
Albatrossik 3 months ago
chechnyans dont speak russian and defenetly dont listen to russian music. These guys are typical looking criminals from Russia.
alex130495 3 months ago
3 people got chased by chechnyans.
framedinblood02 3 months ago
Theyre chechnyans.
framedinblood02 3 months ago
WE HAD LOVE!!!
LawrenceSouljah 3 months ago
Soundtrack is The Hives - The Stomp
ENNTEERZ 3 months ago
- Is it a bad time OneTwo ? i mean we can allways come back later ! :)))))))
reddevil91ro 3 months ago
Alex Kovas - is the demon "chech/russian" guy.
amazing body that guy has.
NACIXXEM 3 months ago
love this scene
wewewahid 3 months ago
w ww yo ut ube co m/ watch?v=Nwi E9h3NUcY
Russian mafia stereotipes :)
ChernomirdinReturn 4 months ago
ABANDON SHIP!!!!!
Minus42Zero 4 months ago
Anyone know the name of the smaller russian guy? Is it totally wrong to think that he's kinda cute?
1hayes1 4 months ago
@1hayes1 I'm a guy and I''m kinda considering if ever I go to jail, would it be so bad to be his cellmate.
LawrenceSouljah 3 months ago
5:54 super falcon punch!
HanikekoBudu 4 months ago
"You didn't realize that they had guns? Big, long, dangerous machine guns? With war criminals attached to the trigger?"
brendonwife 4 months ago
come back wiv my bike u scally bastard!!!
kizersuzi 4 months ago
nu pachmatry pachmatry
george68509 4 months ago
They just won't go down >:o =D
Arcangelo13 4 months ago
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can anyone type the dialog btw 2 of them in the begining of the clip?
RaoulDuke103 4 months ago
0:46
ghostwithbrokenarm 4 months ago
5:36 i love that laugh xD
IreneKayGi 5 months ago
@rekurzija the big dude is serb, at least his accent
yajo891 5 months ago
The bigger guy is just as invincible as the other guy.
Barrenthevampire 5 months ago
I've laughed for 15 minutes at 5:46 and 7:11 mmmmuuuuahahauahuahuahauhauhauhauhauahuahauhauah
NoDrugNoFear 5 months ago
big long dangerous machine guns...with war criminals attached to the trigger.
RibZe1 6 months ago
they didnt die.. did they? :(
erlenD9393 6 months ago
@erlenD9393 They got shot...what do you think? :D
BananaJigsaw 6 months ago
@BananaJigsaw they've bin shot before >:D they will return!
erlenD9393 6 months ago
@erlenD9393 the russians did
jackxl53 6 months ago
Yea that's why Archie made them take a BIG PENNIS!!! xD
Illdanus 6 months ago
Archy's face when he enters the room LOL classic
Mazzatronic97 6 months ago in playlist Good Film Scenes
МОРГАЛО ВЫКОЛЮ ПАДЛА
EddieNabster 6 months ago
6:00 "I'm fucked".
6:19 "Ok, I'm REALLY fucked".
noessolodibujarte 7 months ago 6
@noessolodibujarte 8:00 I'm about to get fucked.
Dreamer9828 1 month ago
Translate is not correct xD
RussianKondr 7 months ago
not моргалы - моргало*
xrusrebelx 7 months ago
Any russian who knows what he said at 3:40 ???
BadBlueBoyZG86 7 months ago
@BadBlueBoyZG86
In russian he said: "Моргалы выколю падла", what is mean: "I will prick out your eyes"
MOHCTP28 7 months ago 16
ARE YOU GANGSTERS? NO WE ARE RUSSIANS!!!!
Picasso265 8 months ago
Alex Kovas became my freakin hero and Idol after watching this film ...
MrRifik 8 months ago
Best quote ever : "Realize? You didn't realize that they had guns? Big, long, dangerous machine guns, WITH WAR CRIMINALS attached to the trigger " ... :D :D :D
ghostman306 8 months ago 4
I remember sneaking into this movie when I was 15. I know, it was a naughty thing to do. I also remember listening to this song the NIGHT BEFORE watching it.
I also remember that I knew not a lot of people have heard it..
Before sneaking in me and some friends were discussing songs/music which not many people have heard.
And then this came on...
And my reaction was like One Two's exactly when he opens his eyes.
Thank you Guy Ritchie.
Meereeo 8 months ago
@Meereeo
OMG your my idol cause you knew the songs before EVERYONE ELSE!!! your the man.
PKFortyseven 8 months ago
@PKFortyseven You're*
Meereeo 8 months ago
@Meereeo
HAHA look at your own writing ! Sounds like a commie trying to speak english.
PKFortyseven 8 months ago
@PKFortyseven Go away.
Meereeo 8 months ago
Thanks to this movie, I've grown Russian fetish...
AmarokSaga 8 months ago
6:07 and forward - that russian is a freaking demon! Epic movie!
Zubrex 8 months ago
Крутая клюква! :)
777mantikora777 8 months ago
hehe. "The Czar".
bastianskaye 9 months ago
song at 8:27 ?
dudek5555 10 months ago
They are not Russians they are Chechnyians
dreamofmoneymen 10 months ago
song at 2:13...?
LukeLamping 10 months ago
greatest fucking CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME! RUSSIANS ROCK, DA!
lobofaca707 10 months ago
this always happens with guy ritchie. there's this badass Russian(s) snatch it was boris, here its cyborgs. and they always die... i hate when that happens. hope to see them come back in the REAL Rocknolla
mrthrillernight 10 months ago
What is 7:43 ????? thanks
elektronicfly 10 months ago
@elektronicfly you mean the annotation? it says: fuck...
mrthrillernight 10 months ago
meh, Putin can take care of those two blindfolded ;)
ankr141 10 months ago
If there is a second part, It will need more russians :p
bogoid 10 months ago
whats those guys names in the movie ( russian cyborgs)
akaRHELIK918 11 months ago
3:42
МОРГАЛЫ ВЫКОЛЮ ПАДЛА
LOL =)
7:50
У тебя выхода нет, попал ты Артура=)
Kakos50 11 months ago
3:42
МОРГАЛЫ ВЫКОЛЮ ПАДЛА
LOL =)
Kakos50 11 months ago
russians are awesome
MetalDominican 11 months ago
In the end, the Russian's were all killed xD xD xD
RussianShitMusic 1 year ago
Guy has a fetish with russian dudes, seriously, however...i must say that i know some Russians and it's true...those guys are fucking stones man....they drink vodka as water and capable of work from 9 AM to 9 PM without complaining not even once.
HittokiriBattousai17 1 year ago 30
@HittokiriBattousai17 you should consider how popular is sarcasm in the UK, before commenting smth about *fetishism* ;-)
Gaste11o 10 months ago
@HittokiriBattousai17 you should consider how popular is sarcasm in the UK, before commenting smth about *fetishism* ;-)
Gaste11o 10 months ago
@HittokiriBattousai17 Hell yeah.
snow76creek 9 months ago
@HittokiriBattousai17 because in russia and most of east europe you get payd 1/4 of what you get for washing dishes in the uk
nomercy8989 3 months ago
@HittokiriBattousai17 Not all russians are like that
Vodka thing is well overrated
I know i am russian:P
ENNTEERZ 3 months ago
@ENNTEERZ Yeah, i know :)
HittokiriBattousai17 3 months ago
4:01 - "GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN' WAY NOW!!!" Hahaha.
Irfan87 1 year ago
In soviet russia, the trigger pulls your finger...?
HotBlueLightning 1 year ago
@HotBlueLightning How about, "In soviet russia, trigger pulls you" ? :P
Burgerphile 11 months ago
@HotBlueLightning In Soviet Russia, ex Cold War supersoldier experiments finding employment as mob enforcers will hunt you down, no matter how far you run, no matter how many bullets you have.
qwertyuiop298 7 months ago
@qwertyuiop298 These are not Soviet, these are Russian soldiers... They are military veterans from Chechenia, as it can be seen in the begging of the clip... Great movie by the way. Love Guys movies...
cope13warior 6 months ago
@cope13warior not soldier. Criminal from Ukrainia, that not russians. Criminal tatu upon body. Uniform not military, that Soviet policeman uniform.
deadmanru 5 months ago
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laughsxgiggles 1 year ago
7:42 Song?....
PureOne17 1 year ago
Delete the apps makes this video lame . This is not some nerdmovie :-D
BlueBlazeful2 1 year ago
Fuck me,those Russians won't fucking die after Chechnya and Georgia. If they lived through that shit,they'll most likely to continue destroying everything in their path
Duke0Forever 1 year ago
Must be quiet "annoying " having such a bionic russian in your back !:D
TheBozkurtS 1 year ago
i really wanted to see the flashback of those scars
skubaro 1 year ago
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i really wanted the flashbacks of those scars
skubaro 1 year ago
i really wanted the flashbacks of those scars :-P
skubaro 1 year ago
*hits* Stay down, please!
lukeseandavies 1 year ago
Took 4 shots to kill a pair of nude Russians. Cyborgs, maybe. Wow.
Efferts 1 year ago
what's the name of the song that starts at 2:15 ?
The film is awesome and the scene is EPIC
G0Mental 1 year ago
5:34 is classic lol
FutureSFODD 1 year ago
Russian music is the best :-)
1JFJohnson 1 year ago
Loved this scene gotta love those ruskies!
jimbob92UK 1 year ago
you cut out alot of scenes and im not talking about restraunt ones
trema12345 1 year ago
PLAY SNAKE!!!!!!!! wen the spiny white dots come up, press up and play snake!!
coolnerd520 1 year ago
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Моргалы выколю падла!)))) HAHAHAHA)))
kraimaster 1 year ago
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Моргалы выколю падла!)))) HAHAHAHA)))
kraimaster 1 year ago
Моргалы выколю падла!)))) HAHAHAHA)))
kraimaster 1 year ago
best gangster comedy ever :D
fro814 1 year ago
2:02 What did the five fingers say to the face?.. SLAP!
Dimebagdanno 1 year ago
Loved Archie in this film. Very cool character.
Leamo007 1 year ago 3
russian is such a cool souning language. I wish I could speak it. Anyone else think it sounds a bit sombre sometime?
one5643 1 year ago
lol at the end: Bang! Bang!...... Bang! Bang!......... Bang! They just keep getting up! xD
BJ9992 1 year ago
really nice editting man :) :)
MrTrykster 1 year ago
They are ex spetsnaz i think
wolfgang098 1 year ago
@wolfgang098 The younger guy has a spetznaz coat of arms tattoo, you're correct.
NigelGriff 1 year ago 2
@wolfgang098 I wouldn't doubt it
SovetskyySoyuzah 10 months ago
7:36
That is a nice machete.
SaiTaisho 1 year ago
what is the name of that song,i mean the with not russians letters?
halaloki 1 year ago
@halaloki Dopilsya, by Sektor Gaza
Bystandah 1 year ago
Hey,im russian
delitayudd 1 year ago
what are these guys made off? LMAO
EimaiTrelooos 1 year ago
@EimaiTrelooos Made in Russia! :)
zaneverovati 1 year ago
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Just die already
EimaiTrelooos 1 year ago
I love this scene because of its "realism." You DO get tired after running as much as people in chase scenes do, and eventually you end up "running" at the speed of a light walk.
...and were they going to sodomize him with a machete or something? lol.
krakenbwool04 1 year ago 3
MUST BE TITANIUM MATE (ROFL)
zvelengradec 1 year ago
that torture sence goes on in the second 1 aswell. u see what happened.
BlueberrySman 1 year ago
lool
aPandaProduction 1 year ago
The smaller Russian look Lucius Vorenus from Rome, but with serious steroid abuse problem, and the bigger one is like Dr Yry from Polish band TPN 25
Zouszz 1 year ago
07:47 just God knows what is in his mind
Arthees 1 year ago
whats the name of the actor who plays the little russian
iTzNightCrawler 1 year ago
@iTzNightCrawler alex kovas
faizeshea 1 year ago
is it just me that the guy played "victor" was HOT!! haha! or i just watch RocknRolla many many times!! hahaha!!
whateverdude18 1 year ago
The russian at 6:02 and 6:16 looks like a terminator.
Mateyhv1 1 year ago 7
The helmet camera effect when they're running is brilliant.
vivalasagne9 1 year ago 2
100 dollars said the russians survived the tourtue party =]
mariereneest 1 year ago 5
0:57, that guy on the right is a total badass LOL
SuperQwertyuiop123 1 year ago
ONE TWOS BALLS WERE IN DANGER
Mazzatronic97 1 year ago
whats the song name at 2.15???
951IVAN 1 year ago
the small russian looks like golum at the end bit
Nivanarocks 1 year ago 9
@Nivanarocks Golum is a prototy of Putin. Putin is Russian. Does it mean that every russian look like Golum? ;-)
Gaste11o 1 year ago
@Gaste11o what?
Nivanarocks 1 year ago
@Gaste11o no,every russian looks like Putin :D
flipbomber 11 months ago
@Gaste11o your deductive logic is frightening me.. :)
TheAgnwristos 8 months ago
@Nivanarocks Yeah, a pwoerlifting gollum.
ThePowerExcess 11 months ago
funny shit
Nivanarocks 1 year ago
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Javelin00190 1 year ago
7:45 Сектор газа-напился(Sector gaza-napilsya)
sknikita 1 year ago
@sknikita
As far as I recall, it was Dopilsya (yeah, I have the whole 'Ognennyj ray' album ;D )
thequorthon 1 year ago
A8ANATOI!
krokodeilos00 1 year ago
that guy is like a zombie...he pops up in my nightmares...holy shit lmaoooo
najee786 1 year ago
damn they never give up have you ever seen there spetnaz trainning
NYCParkourAddict 1 year ago
hahahaha. this actors speaks russians very bad. Exept Alex.
istetsen 1 year ago
The song at 7:45 is Such a Fool by 22-20's
GwynneStudios 1 year ago
plz for god sake stop postin stuff on the vid
GwynneStudios 1 year ago
hey what s the russian music at the end ? name ? its awesome
Robinnjensen15 1 year ago
sure does make me feel proud to be Russian.
xXDarkElfX 1 year ago 3
@xXDarkElfX me to dude ; )
Robinnjensen15 1 year ago
for crist sake he never gives up does he? lol
greeniswhatilove 1 year ago
3:39 OH-FO FUCK OFF
i luaghed my head off when he said that
SonicSoldier93 1 year ago 3
i think the guy who put this vid on is russian.............somehow
95tjamie 1 year ago 3
@95tjamie he typed "бля" so yes hes probably russian ...
BGSlopy 1 year ago