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  • Because they are Russian... (there isn't really much explanation needed to go on)

  • that russian song is awsome lol

  • Friggin' Russians never die. Hahaha

  • @qwrasf1 i think you'll find barbwire and a thirty cal ended their careers. ;)

  • Haha Archy smiles!

  • 4.01 get out the fackin' way now! Love it

  • What is the russian actor at 6:19 ? I cant find him on wiki and on imdb :S

  • @grlomrocks alex kovas

  • whats the russian song?

  • @ChadronMike it's a song by Sektor Gaza and it's called Dopilsya

  • the subtitle translations are very remotely related to the actual dialogue.

  • the fat russia shot with galil hmm

  • these russians used to serve in the military, but , as you can see in the beginning of the scene- unfortunate arrow to the knee ended their careers

  • Viktor is one of the best actor in serbia...

  • i served 2 long years in afgan country but for me i would hate to tangle with these dirty russians

  • Just another jewish made movie produced by Susan Downey and Joel Silver (both jews) to demonise the russians...

  • Tom Hardy as Handsome Bob - Yummy! Especially at 5.13

  • ALEX KOVAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

  • hmm a scotsman and two englishman manage to beat the shit out of two russian war crimials...sounds legit

  • lol stuiped russians my each xDDDDD damn american produsers cant invate real russian actors or what ? xDDDDD very very american acent in languare

  • I used to be able to outrun Chechen war criminals, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

  • HAHAHHAHAHAHA THe skinny russian just wouldnt give up

  • @TwistedMentality089 holyfuck you think he is skinny? he is ripped lean dumbass

  • 9/10... would be 10/10 if there was not those dumb ass comments 

  • Who gives a shit where they're from, they are beasts in this movie, that's all that matters...

  • They talk funny with a Russian accent. LOL

  • chechnyans dont speak russian and defenetly dont listen to russian music. These guys are typical looking criminals from Russia.

  • 3 people got chased by chechnyans.

  • Theyre chechnyans.

  • WE HAD LOVE!!!

  • Soundtrack is The Hives - The Stomp

  • - Is it a bad time OneTwo ? i mean we can allways come back later ! :)))))))

  • Alex Kovas - is the demon "chech/russian" guy.

    amazing body that guy has.

  • love this scene

  • w ww yo ut ube co m/ watch?v=Nwi E9h3NUcY

    Russian mafia stereotipes :)

  • ABANDON SHIP!!!!!

  • Anyone know the name of the smaller russian guy? Is it totally wrong to think that he's kinda cute?

  • @1hayes1 I'm a guy and I''m kinda considering if ever I go to jail, would it be so bad to be his cellmate.

  • 5:54 super falcon punch!

  • "You didn't realize that they had guns? Big, long, dangerous machine guns? With war criminals attached to the trigger?"

  • come back wiv my bike u scally bastard!!!

  • nu pachmatry pachmatry

  • They just won't go down >:o  =D

  • 0:46

  • 5:36 i love that laugh xD

  • @rekurzija the big dude is serb, at least his accent

  • The bigger guy is just as invincible as the other guy.

  • I've laughed for 15 minutes at 5:46 and 7:11 mmmmuuuuahahauahuahuahauhauhau­hauhauahuahauhauah

  • big long dangerous machine guns...with war criminals attached to the trigger.

  • they didnt die.. did they? :(

  • @erlenD9393 They got shot...what do you think? :D

  • @BananaJigsaw they've bin shot before >:D they will return!

  • @erlenD9393 the russians did

  • Yea that's why Archie made them take a BIG PENNIS!!! xD

  • Archy's face when he enters the room LOL classic

  • МОРГАЛО ВЫКОЛЮ ПАДЛА

  • 6:00 "I'm fucked".

    6:19 "Ok, I'm REALLY fucked".

  • @noessolodibujarte 8:00 I'm about to get fucked.

  • Translate is not correct xD

  • not моргалы - моргало*

  • Any russian who knows what he said at 3:40 ???

  • @BadBlueBoyZG86

    In russian he said: "Моргалы выколю падла", what is mean: "I will prick out your eyes"

  • ARE YOU GANGSTERS? NO WE ARE RUSSIANS!!!!

  • Alex Kovas became my freakin hero and Idol after watching this film ...

  • Best quote ever : "Realize? You didn't realize that they had guns? Big, long, dangerous machine guns, WITH WAR CRIMINALS attached to the trigger " ... :D :D :D

  • I remember sneaking into this movie when I was 15. I know, it was a naughty thing to do. I also remember listening to this song the NIGHT BEFORE watching it.

    I also remember that I knew not a lot of people have heard it..

    Before sneaking in me and some friends were discussing songs/music which not many people have heard.

    And then this came on...

    And my reaction was like One Two's exactly when he opens his eyes.

    Thank you Guy Ritchie.

  • @Meereeo

    OMG your my idol cause you knew the songs before EVERYONE ELSE!!! your the man.

  • @PKFortyseven You're*

  • @Meereeo

    HAHA look at your own writing ! Sounds like a commie trying to speak english.

  • @PKFortyseven Go away.

  • Thanks to this movie, I've grown Russian fetish...

  • 6:07 and forward - that russian is a freaking demon! Epic movie!

  • Крутая клюква! :)

  • hehe. "The Czar".

  • song at 8:27 ?

  • They are not Russians they are Chechnyians

  • song at 2:13...?

  • greatest fucking CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME! RUSSIANS ROCK, DA!

  • this always happens with guy ritchie. there's this badass Russian(s) snatch it was boris, here its cyborgs. and they always die... i hate when that happens. hope to see them come back in the REAL Rocknolla

  • What is 7:43 ????? thanks

  • @elektronicfly you mean the annotation? it says: fuck...

  • meh, Putin can take care of those two blindfolded ;)

  • If there is a second part, It will need more russians :p

  • whats those guys names in the movie ( russian cyborgs)

  • 3:42

    МОРГАЛЫ ВЫКОЛЮ ПАДЛА

    LOL =)

    7:50

    У тебя выхода нет, попал ты Артура=)

  • 3:42

    МОРГАЛЫ ВЫКОЛЮ ПАДЛА

    LOL =)

  • russians are awesome

  • In the end, the Russian's were all killed xD xD xD

  • Guy has a fetish with russian dudes, seriously, however...i must say that i know some Russians and it's true...those guys are fucking stones man....they drink vodka as water and capable of work from 9 AM to 9 PM without complaining not even once.

  • @HittokiriBattousai17 you should consider how popular is sarcasm in the UK, before commenting smth about *fetishism* ;-)

  • @HittokiriBattousai17 you should consider how popular is sarcasm in the UK, before commenting smth about *fetishism* ;-)

  • @HittokiriBattousai17 Hell yeah.

  • @HittokiriBattousai17 because in russia and most of east europe you get payd 1/4 of what you get for washing dishes in the uk

  • @HittokiriBattousai17 Not all russians are like that

    Vodka thing is well overrated

    I know i am russian:P

  • @ENNTEERZ Yeah, i know :)

  • 4:01 - "GET OUT OF THE FUCKIN' WAY NOW!!!" Hahaha.

  • In soviet russia, the trigger pulls your finger...?

  • @HotBlueLightning How about, "In soviet russia, trigger pulls you" ? :P

  • @HotBlueLightning In Soviet Russia, ex Cold War supersoldier experiments finding employment as mob enforcers will hunt you down, no matter how far you run, no matter how many bullets you have.

  • @qwertyuiop298 These are not Soviet, these are Russian soldiers... They are military veterans from Chechenia, as it can be seen in the begging of the clip... Great movie by the way. Love Guys movies...

  • @cope13warior not soldier. Criminal from Ukrainia, that not russians. Criminal tatu upon body. Uniform not military, that Soviet policeman uniform.

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  • 7:42 Song?....

  • Delete the apps makes this video lame . This is not some nerdmovie :-D

  • Fuck me,those Russians won't fucking die after Chechnya and Georgia. If they lived through that shit,they'll most likely to continue destroying everything in their path

  • Must be quiet "annoying " having such a bionic russian in your back !:D

  • i really wanted to see the flashback of those scars

  • i really wanted the flashbacks of those scars :-P

  • *hits* Stay down, please!

  • Took 4 shots to kill a pair of nude Russians. Cyborgs, maybe. Wow.

  • what's the name of the song that starts at 2:15 ?

    The film is awesome and the scene is EPIC

  • 5:34 is classic lol

  • Russian music is the best :-)

  • Loved this scene gotta love those ruskies!

  • you cut out alot of scenes and im not talking about restraunt ones

  • PLAY SNAKE!!!!!!!! wen the spiny white dots come up, press up and play snake!!

  • Моргалы выколю падла!)))) HAHAHAHA)))

  • best gangster comedy ever :D

  • 2:02 What did the five fingers say to the face?.. SLAP!

  • Loved Archie in this film. Very cool character.

  • russian is such a cool souning language. I wish I could speak it. Anyone else think it sounds a bit sombre sometime?

  • lol at the end: Bang! Bang!...... Bang! Bang!......... Bang! They just keep getting up! xD

  • really nice editting man :) :)

  • They are ex spetsnaz i think

  • @wolfgang098 The younger guy has a spetznaz coat of arms tattoo, you're correct.

  • @wolfgang098 I wouldn't doubt it

  • 7:36

    That is a nice machete.

  • what is the name of that song,i mean the with not russians letters?

  • @halaloki Dopilsya, by Sektor Gaza

  • Hey,im russian

  • what are these guys made off? LMAO

  • @EimaiTrelooos Made in Russia! :)

  • I love this scene because of its "realism." You DO get tired after running as much as people in chase scenes do, and eventually you end up "running" at the speed of a light walk.

    ...and were they going to sodomize him with a machete or something? lol.

  • MUST BE TITANIUM MATE (ROFL)

  • that torture sence goes on in the second 1 aswell. u see what happened.

  • lool

  • The smaller Russian look Lucius Vorenus from Rome, but with serious steroid abuse problem, and the bigger one is like Dr Yry from Polish band TPN 25

  • 07:47 just God knows what is in his mind

  • whats the name of the actor who plays the little russian

  • @iTzNightCrawler alex kovas

  • is it just me that the guy played "victor" was HOT!! haha! or i just watch RocknRolla many many times!! hahaha!!

  • The russian at 6:02 and 6:16 looks like a terminator.

  • The helmet camera effect when they're running is brilliant.

  • 100 dollars said the russians survived the tourtue party =]

  • 0:57, that guy on the right is a total badass LOL

  • ONE TWOS BALLS WERE IN DANGER

  • whats the song name at 2.15???

  • the small russian looks like golum at the end bit

  • @Nivanarocks Golum is a prototy of Putin. Putin is Russian. Does it mean that every russian look like Golum? ;-)

  • @Gaste11o what?

  • @Gaste11o no,every russian looks like Putin :D

  • @Gaste11o your deductive logic is frightening me.. :)

  • @Nivanarocks Yeah, a pwoerlifting gollum.

  • funny shit

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  • 7:45 Сектор газа-напился(Sector gaza-napilsya)

  • @sknikita

    As far as I recall, it was Dopilsya (yeah, I have the whole 'Ognennyj ray' album ;D )

  • A8ANATOI!

  • that guy is like a zombie...he pops up in my nightmares...holy shit lmaoooo

  • damn they never give up have you ever seen there spetnaz trainning

  • hahahaha. this actors speaks russians very bad. Exept Alex.

  • The song at 7:45 is Such a Fool by 22-20's

  • plz for god sake stop postin stuff on the vid

  • hey what s the russian music at the end ? name ? its awesome

  • sure does make me feel proud to be Russian.

  • @xXDarkElfX me to dude ; )

  • for crist sake he never gives up does he? lol

  • 3:39 OH-FO FUCK OFF

    i luaghed my head off when he said that

  • i think the guy who put this vid on is russian.............somehow

  • @95tjamie he typed "бля" so yes hes probably russian ...