Torchwood - Stopwatch

[AshleyHalliwell3]

Only Ianto and Jack could manage to make stopwatches dirty!

[DarkwingDuckie1]

I am so sad there won't be classic scenes like this one in Torchwood anymore. Such an awesome scene!!

[HydroJen90]

It's amazing how much more Welsh Ianto was in this series :P Still amazing though!

[myettechase]

My birthday is in a couple of days.  If I don't get a stopwatch, I will spend the rest of my summer bawling my eyes out.

[Ebrithil89]

Ianto: makes people have naughty thoughts about stopwatches

[xxRisingMoonxx]

Ianto is so lucky!

[xxRisingMoonxx]

Best Torchwood scene ever!

[xfoxxibabex]

hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaaahaha­aa

[LeftofWrong]

BAH. The eyesex.

Sorry. I had a moment.

[tymcbee]

Was this the first scene where the viewers get a clue that they may be shagging?

[ngunhungthongminh88]

I can't find the whole series so anyone can tell me what this "stopwatch" can do? Stop time? then what are things they can do with it other than stop time? I heard he said "quite a list"

[frankiero24680]

@ngunhungthongminh88 ...he means they're gonna fuck...glad i cleared it up for you XD

[Unbounding]

I fell in love with Ianto in "Cyberwoman" when Ianto falls in love, it's just for them, he'd do anything. He's perfect in every way,

TEAM JANTO <3

[RedJeansVersus]

Ianto: That's 10 minutes and counting

Jack: *Looks at Ianto like "You sexy motherfucker" then walks away*

Haha, gotta love Janto xxx

[Katerinoooz]

I saw this scene today and I was about to scream(and nosebleed)!

They are a canon!!

I thought it was just a slash couple like others XD

[Intothemoooon]

ARE YOU CURIOUS WHAT THEY MIGHT MEAN??

Maybe..

See how long it takes to hold your breath while sucking off your fav boy toy.. much more fun :)

See how long you (Ianto) can keep from cumming whilst Jack pulls out all the stops on you..

Opposite... CONTEST! see how fast you can make your partner cum..

Combination.... see how long you can hold your breath AND keep from cumming whilst Jack pulls out all the stops on you...

The list goes on and on..

[Intothemoooon]

ARE YOU CURIOUS WHAT THEY MIGHT MEAN?? (continued)

See if you can get each other off when you can only touch each other in 5 or 10 second intervals (no stipulation on what you can do during your 5 seconds on OR your 5 seconds off!)

AND, OF COURSE!!! Time restricted NEKKID HIDE AND SEEK!

I can think of more, but that's all y'all get for now :)

[juliegenecarter]

I love,,,,I lovee...I loooooveeeeeeee..John's smile...this is the most beautiful smile,,,so so soo sexy....My heart starts to beat soo fast when I watch this scene..perfect John Barrowman, Perect Gareth!!!!! <3<3<3<3

[AsterSelene]

It's the button on top...

[chatterboxondaloose]

i would love to see iantos "list of things to do with a stopwatch"

[Beatlelove200892]

@chatterboxondaloose haha yeah me too xD

[Kerriangel]

i bet Gareth had no idea what he started with that one simple line...

[lostserenity0]

Just a random note: if anybody's looking for the awesome (appropriate!) song, it's Gorecki by Lamb.

"Could we stay right here 'till the end of time, 'till the earth stops turning? Gonna love you 'till the seas run dry. I've found the one I've waited for..."

[ShunsuiHitsugaya]

This is one of my favorite scenes with Jack & Ianto. I nearly cried when Ianto died in Jack's arms in Children of Earth.

[Kerriangel]

me too! I was screaming hysterically at my tv for like ten minutes!!! then on sunday in mass i actually said a prayer for ianto!

not half a fangirl *Blush*

[ShunsuiHitsugaya]

That was sweet of you to do that. Ianto really deserves a prayer. He was a great character.

[Kerriangel]

@ShunsuiHitsugaya I loved him since Cyberwoman, it was the 1st ep i seen. didnt really understand TW, just knew that he was clearly risking it all for a woman he loved.

[ShunsuiHitsugaya]

Yeah, I didn't understand TW at first either & I started with the very 1st episode.

[Urbansister7]

@ShunsuiHitsugaya well than YOU for rewining it all 4 ppl who hannt watched it yet.

[salvodaze]

@ShunsuiHitsugaya Thank you very much for the spoiler. You people have no effing manners.

[ShunsuiHitsugaya]

@salvodaze If you don't want spoilers, then don't read those comments with said spoilers then.

[salvodaze]

@ShunsuiHitsugaya If only you added a spoiler alert in the beginning... Guess wouldn't read.

[ShunsuiHitsugaya]

@salvodaze Well, true. But you have to be careful about spoilers on some of these TW & DW videos anyway.

[Kerriangel]

I watched this scene one time on Watch, then flicked it over to the music channels and "Push the Button" came on. Pure pissed myself laughing. all i was thinking of was Ianto + Jack + stopwatch.

[Phoenix9109]

I kinda watched the series a bit backwards, and when I first saw this scene on youtube, I thought it was just another fun Janto scene thrown in...then when I watched the episode and found out it was the FIRST Janto scene, I was quite surprised. I can only imagine what it could have been like to have this brick thrown in your face. I very lovely brick, but still...

[Phoenix9109]

*that's supposed to be "a very lovely brick".

[Cybaria]

I love this scene

[Wexsie]

Guys i am a bit dumb i kinda understand but kinda dont. I understand that they r gunna go do it but like why with a stopwatch? I really would like some1 2 explain. Thanks.

[B3ccaS33l3y]

basically its a mind game and you have to guess what there going to do lol =0)

[timelord499]

hummmm i can think and its nasty

[B3ccaS33l3y]

I agree soo completely yerp its nasty alright lol

[Starhexed]

It's actually not with a stopwatch. It's sort of code - Ianto is just trying to cheer Jack up by suggesting fun, playful sex.

[Vampiregizzle888]

how did you know that?

[wallflowerfreak]

well there's that whole scene where he calls it innovative

[Selana]

*cough*

1. It was an opener for ianto

2. Well, when....doing stuff, they can time how long it takes to make or do...certain things...

YOu know what

It was an opener for ianto

we'll just leave it at that.

[lunahermosa]

they killed my ianto off...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so sad

[Kerriangel]

This will stay with me for a very long time. All we have left now are YouTube clips and repeats. The worst has happened.

Ianto Jones has died. He was posined by the 456's fumes and lost his fight for life in jack's arms.

RIP Ianto. Gone but never forgotten.

[FinalFallenFantasy]

*Cries* I turned into a tap when I saw that episode. My mum couldn't undertsand why I was crying over a fictional character. D':

[Serenity113]

Ohohohhhhh! The sexual innuendo in this scene! I think my brain melted.

[Rominiwi]

His smile is so gorgeous.

[AmyLittelPrincess17]

it's just i or jack look nervius when ianto said "think abut it lot...." it's just my imaginacion no?

[Weirfan69]

It's adorable, but why would Ianto start having sex with someone else when just last episode he was still incredibly upset about his girlfriend?

[honeyjv]

time is very relative in Torchwood! And according to Gareth, Ianto's been sleeping with Jack since the beginning. First because he needed Jack to be occupied but then because he fell for him. :)

[lunahermosa]

hehehe i like how he was keeping him "occupied" hehe...oh ill miss him soo

[Kerriangel]

one word:

SQUEEEEEEEEEE

[angel22angel]

Two of the cutest men on tele and this is deffo one of the sweetest couples on tv they are totally made for each other.Torchwood rules and so does John and Gareth both bring us such warmth and empathy to thier charecters and us as viewers feel everything thier charecters are going through.Two hot men and two great actors Cant wait for the new series of Torchwood.

[bloodsucker2013]

i didnt figure out that jack was gay till i watched this episode

[MissAnnahhx]

He isn't. Jack is omnisexual and I assume that Ianto is bisexual from his previous relationship with Lisa

[MissAnnahhx]

:S I was just stating a fact. I'm sorry if you didn't want to hear my opinion...

[FinalFallenFantasy]

I think Ianto might just be one of those guys who is, for all intents and purposes, straight, but when he met Jack he fell for him. Kind of like Heath Ledger's character in Brokeback Mountain; not gay, but gay for one man. Poor Ianto :'(

[ravenclawsvoice]

@FinalFallenFantasy In other words, he fell in love with the person not the gender

[FinalFallenFantasy]

@ravenclawsvoice Yup :)

[frankiero24680]

@ravenclawsvoice the term is pansexual. falling in love with a person, not a gender <3

[RandomBurgade]

@FinalFallenFantasy Poor Ianto my ass, he has Jack.

[frankiero24680]

@RandomBurgade XD ikr i would give ANYTHING to be with capt. jack harkness

[RandomBurgade]

@frankiero24680 Everybody would. :D

[beccity98]

Ok, just saw this ep, and knew it was something dirty, but didn't get it. I read thru all the comments here, but I still don't really get it. I understand a ruler, maybe, but a stopwatch? what's the fun in timing how long it takes to finish? It shouldn't be a race, more like 'slow and steady'!

[1amrie]

Well... you could also time how long you can make something last. Or one person could try to make it last, while the other tries to speed things up. Then switch: a competition ;-) Or, since Jack seems pretty kinky: time how long someone can stand something, how much they can take.

[bananya122cliff]

Someone actually asked them what that was at a convention and they said they didnt actually know, but we are supposed to use our imaginations ;)

[clareandellie]

LOL.

i have all of series 1 on DVD.

i know this scene word for word :)

its so pervy though. lol

yet cute.

I love jacks face when he realizes what Ianto means. LOL :)

yayy for torchwood.

cant wait for series 3 ;)

wahayy

ellie x

[Kerriangel]

Jack is just like

"1..2...*penny drops* Oh Yeah.

[gaia110]

Jack's face..."so?" Haha.

[xPunkxRockxRachelx]

i really wanted to go "ooh, cheeeky!" like in that really steriotypical english way ;D

[xolopezxo]

what can u do with a stopwatch????

[Hanieee19]

ehehehehehe

♥♥♥♥

[275149]

what does he mean by lots of things to do lol?

[graycalls]

...Have you SEEN this show? Four words: Hot. Sexy. Janto. Loving.

[bloodsucker2013]

ok jack is gay ianto is his boyfriend seeing the how long "they" can keep going

[bluezinc]

He's not gay. He's an undead... alien... type... guy. He likes sex no matter who or what it's with.

What throws me is that the other guy would want to have sex with Jack considering I thought he was straight. He did have that girlfriend at one point.

Anyways, the point of this is to get you to stop thinking in contained variables and just let stuff be.

[bloodsucker2013]

ok dude bite me and he really is gay and that last thing you said what the hell does that mean

[bluezinc]

It means maybe you don't need to go around giving everything specific labels with specific definitions. And what's with the fucking attitude?

I stand by what I said, Jack is omnisexual, he has sex with what he likes and it doesn't matter if its male or female. He's very "Golden Age of Greece" like that.

Stop trying to start a fight on the internet, dude.

[bloodsucker2013]

ok man im not giving labels, and that attitude is because you bug so leave my comments alone and i'll shut up

[pennygoo]

hahahaha torchwood is so awesome. :D

[3eautifulDisaster]

Haha i kno who u mean! dont forget Owen theres him aswell lmao..it gets me hypa too this vid x

[ATrueSlytherinGirl]

HAHA. Stopwatch! I go into fits of giggles when i people say stopwatch now! and to make it worse! i know someone who looks like Ianto and someone who has hair just like Jack! LOL

[x0x0xbaybeex0x0x]

you know, i never realised quite how dirty that scene was til just there now :D

[hobbitnessincarnate]

And Thus... A Deliciously Hot Slash was Born :]

I Think It Was This Episode I Fell In Love With Ianto =D Yay!!

[SoFeTcHtaSTiC]

omg, if u go on the bbc america torchwood website it says in the captain's blog "Need to requisition a new stopwatch. Old one damaged while moving a desk" what do you think that means....

[redfoxfan]

Oh god! That's just WRONG! LOL!!!

...Hmmm, Jack and Ianto 'moving a desk', hmm?? XDDD

God that's SICK!

[shirleyhe79]

i sooo don't understand this what this whole stopwatch thing is about! someone please explain it to me, It's stressing me out coz I still haven't found out wat it is! although I'm thinking it's kinda wrong? lol.

[redfoxfan]

There's sexual innuendo. Like, measuring the legnth of time it takes of one to cum, or how long it takes one to moan the other's name...lol, and that's just 2...

[SleepyIla]

So.. °__° I'm stupid, I can't understand what you can do with a stopwatch...

[PanzerV6]

Hahahahahaha!!! God damn thats so funny! Lol!

[phyllie417]

Very nice!!!

[hexamarillion]

The way Ianto says "lots of things you can DO with a stopwatch" cracks me up. He's so British. I love that man. And Jack looks SO psyched -- you can actually SEE him thinking "Yes!" He looks like he's about to punch the air or something.

[kesslee]

I just LOVE the part when Jack's saying 'oh yea' and he smiles so lovely :)))

Agr... I know he's gay, but... a girl can fantasize, right? (;

[simplyfabclaire]

I never get tired of watching this scene. Love it!

[beccal91]

haha! i loved tht bit [=

[mickmoart]

The innuendos were flying left and right at that clip, LOL! They are going to pork each other and get all greased up....and it involves a stopwatch!

[rokitunes]

Ok...What CAN you do with a stopwatch? I'm neither a prude nor am I innocent, however I certainly can't think of anything sexual at all. Anyone like to explain?

[kjw333]

nothing!? wow... no offense

[JJash13]

think about this  ass + stopwatch youll get a fuew idears XD

[CoreyMercedes]

Jack is omnisexual...basically he would do anything male, female or even alien. It is John Barrowman who is gay who plays him and that is what id call a real shame he is just divine!

[marvola45]

I wouldn't call it a shame. And I'm sure his partner Scott agrees.

[amy2171987]

*giggles* ahhhh this is awesome

[whisperthirst]

Where did my comment go!?

Well to recap, they could race against the clock, try to beat their own time, I can think of lots of things... Oh My God, why can I think of so many things?? LMAO!

[AndThereTheyWere]

You sicko. :D

[whisperthirst]

I know lol, and the list won't stop growing. I even realised a stop watch could be used in breath play!!!

[aliascarrie24]

innocent minds enquire.What the hell were they gonna do with that stopwatch?The only thing that I could think was to time how long they could ahem go for.

[surfergirl797979]

same! i don't get how whisperthirst can think of so many, maybe they race ferrets together

[kesslee]

that comment just made my day! thank you (((;

[plummad]

Most of the characters on torchwood are bisexual, Tosh, Ianto , Jack (although he is more omnisexual) and Gwen made out with the sex thing in episode to and Owen did it with that bloke in episode 1 so he could have her girlfriend. Now you know hows what sexuallity.

[Jakster150]

You could tell Ianto fancied Jack from episode 1! Ahh you gotta love torchwood for giving us a new meaning to the term, "Over My Dead Body"

[seanisdead]

jack is gay, he was on nevermind the buzzcocks and they were talking about it

[omgwtf42]

Jack is *not "gay." He comes from a time when there is no "gay" or "straight" focus. He's *flexible. Or if you want to put it another way, he's pansexual.

[jettica]

I believe omnisexual covers it.

[ChezzaG]

I didn't get it till last night boo hoo!

[xmenbabe]

i dont get it r those 2 shaggin each ova!?

[torchwood753]

probably ime not sure

[JackHarknessTORCHWOO]

I think we all know what they are going to do;-)

I think Ianto is 75% Gay & Jack is 90% Gay;-)

Maybe Toshiko could check the CCTV in Jacks office and get a early christmas present;-)

[jettica]

And that would certainly be the best christmas present ever.

[SilverPoppy]

oh god totally xD

[PrincessSushii]

I second that O_O *nosebleed*

[BadWolfTyler]

:) lots of things u can do with a stopwatch, i bet he can think of a few

[sarahbradbury]

Jack and Ianto are so doing it.Wouldn't mind being in the middle!

[albus221]

Oh, God; don't give me any ideas!

[JustCantShakeEm]

that was stupid.

How would Ianto be able to flirt when he just lost his girlfriend?

[PanzerV6]

Lol

[sarahbradbury]

He just can't resist his very sexy boss.....either that or he has a hdden agenda,after all revenge is all the sweeter when served cold!

[goofyteeth]

lol ;P

[dordor06]

lol

[adsar]

flirting over a dead body...nice

[snooghans5]

oh yeah and an eyebrow raise....hint hint nudge nudge ;P

[snooghans5]

this clip is so cute ;P

[nmegmeg]

SAUCY!