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  • This is basically what AQA said to every AS and A level student today when they got their results.

  • Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

    Obi-Wan Ben Kenobi: I Shall pass

    Gandalf: YOU SHALL PASS!

  • What happens, if Fus Ro Dah would crash with You Shall Not Pass. That's the question...

  • @MrTroll8450 chuck norris would weep...

  • Wish i had this guy when i jack off and don`t want my parents to walk in.

  • ACTA!

    YOU! SHALL NOT!

    PAASSSSSS!

  • My science teacher:You shall not pass! The exam!

  • YOU...don't mess with...GANDALF

  • YOU SHALL NOT PASS, i rap fast as shadowfax...

  • @PsychoFactory Tom Riddle me this you bitch, how's your little wand gonna beat my staff?

  • One does not simply pass gandalf

  • FUS RO DAAALF!

  • I guess Gandalf just beated Skyrim's maximum 3-words per shout...

  • now all we need is a dovahkin to come and shout FUS ROH DAAAAHH!!!

    Behind him!!!

  • new skyrim shout

  • I always read memes about this.... never understood it...... i think i just shit my pants

  • haha gandalf read the short story the magic from 13 :D

  • GANDALF THE GREY KEEP TOKIN

  • I prefer unrelenting force

  • HE SHOULD OF JUST FUS RO DAHED HIM!

  • @IBBYAHMED7864 nigga you gay.

  • My reaction to Sopa

  • Ron Paul reminds me a clean shaved gandalf

  • I RAP FAST LIKE SHADOWFAX

  • @P4N4XO LOL ERB Rules!

  • One does not simply pass.

  • This is what my teacher said after looking at my exam papers :S

  • FUS RO DAH means: YOU SHALL not PASS !!!

  • We were in the middle of nowhere once and this guy in our unit messed up his knee. Our Corpsman ran out of canes to give him so they found him a stick and needless to say we ended up calling him gandolf. We put him on guard duty once and instructed him to scream: "You shall not pass" to any unauthorized personnel while lifting the stick up and driving it into the ground like in the movie lol

  • Hm. I pictured that a lot more epic.

  • Clinkz?

  • really what he said was FUS RO DAAAAAAAA!

  • surely the firey mofo could fly?

  • Thats what my teacher says

  • @K1LLZ0NE3xp it's fus ro dah, retard.

  • FUS DO RAH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this is what my teacher says to me on exam

  • I tried to do this once but smacked my face with the sticks..

  • YOU KISS MY ASS!

  • YOU SHALL NOT PASS👿👿

  • One does not simply not pass

  • IN MY WORDS: you are evil! you will devour me! i will stop you at all costs! you will NOT harm my friends! therefore...YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

  • @mrbatpack Tom riddle me this you bitch* :p

  • @LotrKotor6 How's your little wand gonna beat my staff?

  • Screaming this before a game against barcelona on football manager.

  • THE DUCK SHALL NOT PASS! to the other side of the street

  • One does not simply pass

  • One does not simply pass

  • Fly, you fools!

  • the most badass scene in cinema history

  • LOo0o0o0o0o0o00o0oLL wtf is this nerd shit the baurog has wings so it can fly and it also has a flaming whip so it can latch itself to something like indiana jones

  • That should be a dragon shout

    Enemy can't attack you or pass you

  • Greetings nicepeter fans. I was expecting you!

  • (gandalf) YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

    (Bolrog) but i need to take these hobbits to isengarde

  • u pay ur tax!

  • Gandalf > Chuck Norris

  • @TheGaMeFaiLz Chuck Norris > Gandalf

  • @langedreng1 Fuck that shit

  • @TheGaMeFaiLz chuck norris sucks balls !!! gandalf is gandalf.. chuck norris is a piece of shit !

  • @M18BOSS

    I know :D look at the top comments :D

  • @TheGaMeFaiLz yeah :D i saw a = instead of > xD soo.. back to 9gag :D

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  • @M18BOSS butt gandalf dont exist

  • @lucasfialho47 doesn't matter chuck is gay

  • SOPA... You shall not pass!!!

  • 101010101010101001.Nah just kidding

  • YOU, SHALL NOT, HAS!

  • My teacher actually showed this a few months back

  • SOPA, SHALL NOT, PASS!

  • I wonder if he has to refill that staff with a Grand soul gem.

  • @akatsukiwillreignter LOLOLOLOL

  • @akatsukiwillreignter This deserves top comment xD

  • @akatsukiwillreignter that made me lol, ahh well im off shooting guards in the knees with arrows.

  • @akatsukiwillreignter yh he would probably need maximum destruction magic

  • @akatsukiwillreignter

    Balrogs require Black soul gems.

  • @akatsukiwillreignter More like azuras star

  • @MrRhysadams Lol.

  • @akatsukiwillreignter either that or a Black soul gem.

  • first time i saw this film i thought something epic was going to happen... and he banged his stick on the floor. i felt like i'd lost a winning lottery ticket

  • was I the only person who thought "no shit he wont pass, theres no way in hell he will fit across that bridge"?

    

  • so... we went out to protest against ACTA, and i bought Gandalf with myself.. was a big hit :p

  • if this dont give you goosebumps your probably dead

  • Everybody's reaction to SOPA.

  • PERSON BEHIND ME ON THE HIGHWAY, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

  • Gandalf handles

    Demonic creatures like a BOSS.

  • SOPA u shall not PASS

  • In the book it was "You cannot pass" But shall not sounds better.

  • YOUTUBE ADS, YOU SHALL NOT PASS

  • epic scene is epic

    

  • FUS RO DAH

  • Gandalf meet Dovahkiin, I think you two may have something in common.

  • Gandalf would make an awesome traffic cop.

    YOU SHALL NOT PASS...this lane! You're on the wrong side of the road, dumbass.

  • is this the same guy who plays magneto and dumbledore?

  • @famguyfanable Magneto. He never played Dumbledore.

  • Student: uh oh I didn't study last night for the test... :(

    Gandalf the teacher: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

  • Lol you cut it off right before Gandalf died xD

  • @xMedicYuurarax I LEAVE MICS IN FLAMES; TORCHED BY GANDALF, TOUCH MINE DUMBLDORE AND SCORCH YOUR OTHER HAND OFF!

  • @lokie1297 YOU FOOL, YOU GOT SNAPED, YOU'RE NOT A REAL FIGHTER! DEATH MAKES YOU DIE, IT JUST MAKES MY BRIGHTS BRIGHTER!

  • So this is where the great quote come from? Interesting

  • I gave this man a hug :) 

  • Lol category news & politics xD

  • Fucking education board chairman >:(

  • My message to acta

  • *Gandalf shows up in the US Congress*

  • Gandalf As a Teacher

    Student: What if I don't turn in my homework on time?

    Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

  • Gandalf playing monopoly

    "YOU SHALL NOT PASS.....go"

  • I think we'r all here for the same reason : the awesome scream at 0:21

  • I RAP FAST LIKE SHADOWFAX

  • @lokie1297 TOM RIDDLE ME THIS, YOU BITCH, HOW'S YOUR LITTLE WAND GOING TO BEAT MY STAFF?

  • @lokie1297 Tom Riddle me this you bitch

    How’s your little wand

    Going to beat my staff?

  • @lokie1297 tom riddle me this you bitch

  • @lokie1297 should i dismiss u bitch? how is ur wand gonna beat my staff, watch my burned flames! torched by gandolf! touch mine dumbledore and scorch ur other hand off!

  • @lokie1297 Tom riddle this u bitch how's your wand gonna beat my staff

  • For a broken bridge they should have a sign with gandalf that says you shall not pass

  • one does not simply walk across a bridge into mordor.

  • 0:08 YOU SHALL NOT PASS

  • the most EPIC moment in lord of the rings

    YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

  • He would be a badass school teacher or principal

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  • YOU SHALL DAT ASS!!!!!

  • Gandalf would kick Dumbledore's ass

  • 0:09 FUUUSS!! ROOO!!! DAAAAHH!!!!

  • This is Gandalf's answer when Kobe asked him advice for the next game.

  • GANDOLF Y U NO LET ME PASS

  • 18Sopa members disliked this...

  • What my teacher says: Don't worry, you'll pass this test easily.

    What She really means: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

  • ACTA, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

  • This is what most of my high school teachers told me :/

  • What my math teacher says before a test.

  • /watch?v=xgi8S6MFAc8

  • if i had a beard and a walking stick i would stay in jump in front of people not letting them leave and shout this!

  • Dear ACTA....

  • STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.

  • Thumbs up if Epic Rap Battles of History brought you here :D

  • ACTA YOU SHALL NOT PASS !!!

  • Am I the only one who laughed so hard when he said "You Shall Not Pass!"? Haha

  • If Gandalf was a teacher, no faith in his students what so ever...

  • ACTA and SOPA,

    YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!

  • My reaction to ACTA

  • They have to use this for Diablo III.

  • YOOUUU!! SHALL-NOT!! PAAASS!!

  • god.damn. he's a good actor.

  • this is what i say to jehovah witnesses when they knock on my door =)

  • Gandalf vs ACTA

  • Professor lecturing: "This is a very difficult course and with complex test and reading"

    What he's trying to say: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

  • They should make a politic party called you shall not pas XD

  • first time i saw this movie and heard this line i knew this would become a meme.

  • I'd hat to have that guy as my driving instructor...

  • i passed...

  • @emocoon666 Gas?

  • Lamar Smith, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!

  • And that's why SOPA didn't pass.....

  • :challengeaccepted:

  • SOPA YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

  • Pass Denied

  • Gandalf is the hardest teacher ever

  • ACTA, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!"

    "why :("

  • I love playing Gandalf in traffic... YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

  • thumbs up if u searched this up because u were listening to epic rap battles of history Gandolf and Dumbledore

  • If you don't study YOU SHALL NOT PASS

  • Gandalf works a math teacher and assigns a test

    YOOUU SHAALL NOOT PAASS

  • Facebook Guy #1 ---> Finished watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I love pretending i don´t have exams.

    Facebook guy #2 ---> you shall not pass.

  • I like the Ugly Americans version better...

  • Gandalf vs ACTA

  • FUCK SOPA!!!

  • SOPA, YOU SHALL NOT PASS

  • YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

    I rap fast like shadowax!

    Tom Riddle me this, you bitch!

    How's your little wand going to beat my staff?

    I leave mics in flames, torched by Gandalf!

    Touch mine, Dumbledore and scroch your other hand off!

  • We won the war SOPA and PIPA are not passing but we lost a fellow comrade...R.I.P megaupload

  • @Pychot1ckill3r oh this isn't over, they'll try again in a year or so. enjoy this momentary cease fire for as long as it lasts.

  • gandalfs most epic moment was when he DIDNT break the bridge :D

  • SOPA YOU-

    *looks at the top comments*

    Shit nevermind.

  • @Davoc723 Bwhahahahaha that comment made my day.

  • NDAA passed...