We were in the middle of nowhere once and this guy in our unit messed up his knee. Our Corpsman ran out of canes to give him so they found him a stick and needless to say we ended up calling him gandolf. We put him on guard duty once and instructed him to scream: "You shall not pass" to any unauthorized personnel while lifting the stick up and driving it into the ground like in the movie lol
LOo0o0o0o0o0o00o0oLL wtf is this nerd shit the baurog has wings so it can fly and it also has a flaming whip so it can latch itself to something like indiana jones
first time i saw this film i thought something epic was going to happen... and he banged his stick on the floor. i felt like i'd lost a winning lottery ticket
@lokie1297 should i dismiss u bitch? how is ur wand gonna beat my staff, watch my burned flames! torched by gandolf! touch mine dumbledore and scorch ur other hand off!
This is basically what AQA said to every AS and A level student today when they got their results.
Kerriangel 7 hours ago
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Obi-Wan Ben Kenobi: I Shall pass
Gandalf: YOU SHALL PASS!
Piggypants34 22 hours ago
What happens, if Fus Ro Dah would crash with You Shall Not Pass. That's the question...
MrTroll8450 1 day ago
@MrTroll8450 chuck norris would weep...
lesRhodes5 1 day ago
Wish i had this guy when i jack off and don`t want my parents to walk in.
blackeroni 2 days ago 4
ACTA!
YOU! SHALL NOT!
PAASSSSSS!
anytimewatcher9000 4 days ago
My science teacher:You shall not pass! The exam!
superbassteen 4 days ago
YOU...don't mess with...GANDALF
DeadTerrorist164 5 days ago
YOU SHALL NOT PASS, i rap fast as shadowfax...
PsychoFactory 5 days ago 2
@PsychoFactory Tom Riddle me this you bitch, how's your little wand gonna beat my staff?
TheVidNerd 5 days ago
One does not simply pass gandalf
ryanrobby2 6 days ago
FUS RO DAAALF!
zomzgwtf 6 days ago
I guess Gandalf just beated Skyrim's maximum 3-words per shout...
vinnievu1 6 days ago
now all we need is a dovahkin to come and shout FUS ROH DAAAAHH!!!
Behind him!!!
HAWXLEADER 1 week ago
new skyrim shout
joshua240597 1 week ago 2
I always read memes about this.... never understood it...... i think i just shit my pants
luktheduk68 1 week ago
haha gandalf read the short story the magic from 13 :D
MrStrife666 1 week ago
GANDALF THE GREY KEEP TOKIN
giggitygoo21 1 week ago
I prefer unrelenting force
PhilliesPhanPhorever 1 week ago
HE SHOULD OF JUST FUS RO DAHED HIM!
IBBYAHMED7864 1 week ago
@IBBYAHMED7864 nigga you gay.
xenocide8 1 week ago
My reaction to Sopa
BrattyMaddy 1 week ago
Ron Paul reminds me a clean shaved gandalf
edasnoraa 1 week ago
I RAP FAST LIKE SHADOWFAX
P4N4XO 1 week ago 24
@P4N4XO LOL ERB Rules!
riverrb 1 day ago
One does not simply pass.
idontfkinknow1234 1 week ago
This is what my teacher said after looking at my exam papers :S
LegendSw0rd 2 weeks ago 2
FUS RO DAH means: YOU SHALL not PASS !!!
DominiK1897k 2 weeks ago
We were in the middle of nowhere once and this guy in our unit messed up his knee. Our Corpsman ran out of canes to give him so they found him a stick and needless to say we ended up calling him gandolf. We put him on guard duty once and instructed him to scream: "You shall not pass" to any unauthorized personnel while lifting the stick up and driving it into the ground like in the movie lol
ReChYjR 2 weeks ago
Hm. I pictured that a lot more epic.
HellzAssassin15 2 weeks ago
Clinkz?
SnowCanary 2 weeks ago
really what he said was FUS RO DAAAAAAAA!
connorskill 2 weeks ago
surely the firey mofo could fly?
Jumzu 2 weeks ago
Thats what my teacher says
czebrych 2 weeks ago
@K1LLZ0NE3xp it's fus ro dah, retard.
SmittysSelections 2 weeks ago
FUS DO RAH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K1LLZ0N3xp 2 weeks ago
this is what my teacher says to me on exam
twintipskilz 2 weeks ago
I tried to do this once but smacked my face with the sticks..
TonicFreestyle 2 weeks ago
YOU KISS MY ASS!
soldierinthesand 2 weeks ago
YOU SHALL NOT PASS👿👿
MrBlackblade17 2 weeks ago
One does not simply not pass
BlackIce131 2 weeks ago
IN MY WORDS: you are evil! you will devour me! i will stop you at all costs! you will NOT harm my friends! therefore...YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
MrRedwingsfanintexas 2 weeks ago
@mrbatpack Tom riddle me this you bitch* :p
LotrKotor6 2 weeks ago
@LotrKotor6 How's your little wand gonna beat my staff?
VirCumHonorem 2 weeks ago
Screaming this before a game against barcelona on football manager.
LachtDickhead 3 weeks ago
THE DUCK SHALL NOT PASS! to the other side of the street
Zomgdude111 3 weeks ago
One does not simply pass
Fernando98746 3 weeks ago
One does not simply pass
Fernando98746 3 weeks ago
Fly, you fools!
CruzzioXT 3 weeks ago
the most badass scene in cinema history
MrWillsauce 3 weeks ago
LOo0o0o0o0o0o00o0oLL wtf is this nerd shit the baurog has wings so it can fly and it also has a flaming whip so it can latch itself to something like indiana jones
leo14992 3 weeks ago
That should be a dragon shout
Enemy can't attack you or pass you
munchies117 3 weeks ago
Greetings nicepeter fans. I was expecting you!
ZAKITASHI 3 weeks ago 2
(gandalf) YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
(Bolrog) but i need to take these hobbits to isengarde
356MONKEYMAN 3 weeks ago
u pay ur tax!
RFTW112 3 weeks ago
Gandalf > Chuck Norris
TheGaMeFaiLz 3 weeks ago 97
@TheGaMeFaiLz Chuck Norris > Gandalf
langedreng1 6 days ago
@langedreng1 Fuck that shit
th3mexican227 6 days ago
@TheGaMeFaiLz chuck norris sucks balls !!! gandalf is gandalf.. chuck norris is a piece of shit !
M18BOSS 5 days ago
@M18BOSS
I know :D look at the top comments :D
TheGaMeFaiLz 4 days ago
@TheGaMeFaiLz yeah :D i saw a = instead of > xD soo.. back to 9gag :D
M18BOSS 2 days ago
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TheGaMeFaiLz 4 days ago
@M18BOSS butt gandalf dont exist
lucasfialho47 2 days ago
@lucasfialho47 doesn't matter chuck is gay
M18BOSS 1 day ago
SOPA... You shall not pass!!!
camtbone96 3 weeks ago 3
101010101010101001.Nah just kidding
Anakin8529 3 weeks ago
YOU, SHALL NOT, HAS!
AxisDSTC 3 weeks ago
My teacher actually showed this a few months back
xXmcgoatsXx 3 weeks ago
SOPA, SHALL NOT, PASS!
mariomaniac6411 3 weeks ago
I wonder if he has to refill that staff with a Grand soul gem.
akatsukiwillreignter 3 weeks ago 145
@akatsukiwillreignter LOLOLOLOL
CheaterGuy1998 3 weeks ago
@akatsukiwillreignter This deserves top comment xD
Dolian112 3 weeks ago
@akatsukiwillreignter that made me lol, ahh well im off shooting guards in the knees with arrows.
shefska 2 weeks ago
@akatsukiwillreignter yh he would probably need maximum destruction magic
retro91adam 2 weeks ago
@akatsukiwillreignter
Balrogs require Black soul gems.
Intranetusa 2 weeks ago
@akatsukiwillreignter More like azuras star
MrRhysadams 1 week ago
@MrRhysadams Lol.
akatsukiwillreignter 1 week ago
@akatsukiwillreignter either that or a Black soul gem.
rjacksonm 5 days ago
first time i saw this film i thought something epic was going to happen... and he banged his stick on the floor. i felt like i'd lost a winning lottery ticket
Watcher2k12 3 weeks ago
was I the only person who thought "no shit he wont pass, theres no way in hell he will fit across that bridge"?
Sythrion 3 weeks ago
so... we went out to protest against ACTA, and i bought Gandalf with myself.. was a big hit :p
theamunra 3 weeks ago
if this dont give you goosebumps your probably dead
CorporalNomad 3 weeks ago
Everybody's reaction to SOPA.
Trans4mers8456 3 weeks ago
PERSON BEHIND ME ON THE HIGHWAY, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
thepurplecrystalz 4 weeks ago
Gandalf handles
Demonic creatures like a BOSS.
pivotninjaful 4 weeks ago
SOPA u shall not PASS
Shellshock39 4 weeks ago
In the book it was "You cannot pass" But shall not sounds better.
Lazerscythe 4 weeks ago
YOUTUBE ADS, YOU SHALL NOT PASS
TheStuntKids100 1 month ago
epic scene is epic
fourty9bob 1 month ago
FUS RO DAH
PedloProductions 1 month ago 3
Gandalf meet Dovahkiin, I think you two may have something in common.
piemonz1111 1 month ago 2
Gandalf would make an awesome traffic cop.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS...this lane! You're on the wrong side of the road, dumbass.
RoseDragon125 1 month ago
is this the same guy who plays magneto and dumbledore?
famguyfanable 1 month ago
@famguyfanable Magneto. He never played Dumbledore.
Chloefornication 1 month ago
Student: uh oh I didn't study last night for the test... :(
Gandalf the teacher: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Memadjentre 1 month ago 3
Lol you cut it off right before Gandalf died xD
Memadjentre 1 month ago
@xMedicYuurarax I LEAVE MICS IN FLAMES; TORCHED BY GANDALF, TOUCH MINE DUMBLDORE AND SCORCH YOUR OTHER HAND OFF!
lokie1297 1 month ago
@lokie1297 YOU FOOL, YOU GOT SNAPED, YOU'RE NOT A REAL FIGHTER! DEATH MAKES YOU DIE, IT JUST MAKES MY BRIGHTS BRIGHTER!
DOHCEJ22E1 1 month ago
So this is where the great quote come from? Interesting
ZombiiexTeam 1 month ago
I gave this man a hug :)
watsinyrwallet 1 month ago
Lol category news & politics xD
haloman501 1 month ago
Fucking education board chairman >:(
96SmegHead 1 month ago
My message to acta
MrPizzaMonster 1 month ago
*Gandalf shows up in the US Congress*
abola2121 1 month ago
Gandalf As a Teacher
Student: What if I don't turn in my homework on time?
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
MithrilShard 1 month ago 2
Gandalf playing monopoly
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS.....go"
slickback90 1 month ago
I think we'r all here for the same reason : the awesome scream at 0:21
MrWasabiFM 1 month ago
I RAP FAST LIKE SHADOWFAX
lokie1297 1 month ago 98
@lokie1297 TOM RIDDLE ME THIS, YOU BITCH, HOW'S YOUR LITTLE WAND GOING TO BEAT MY STAFF?
xMedicYuurarax 1 month ago
@lokie1297 Tom Riddle me this you bitch
How’s your little wand
Going to beat my staff?
NubNoobNewbCA 3 weeks ago
@lokie1297 tom riddle me this you bitch
sk8dude196 3 weeks ago
@lokie1297 should i dismiss u bitch? how is ur wand gonna beat my staff, watch my burned flames! torched by gandolf! touch mine dumbledore and scorch ur other hand off!
mrbatpack 3 weeks ago
@lokie1297 Tom riddle this u bitch how's your wand gonna beat my staff
Dsandre3 2 weeks ago
For a broken bridge they should have a sign with gandalf that says you shall not pass
ILOVETHISCOMPANY1 1 month ago
one does not simply walk across a bridge into mordor.
seanben01 1 month ago
0:08 YOU SHALL NOT PASS
GamingStudios2012 1 month ago
the most EPIC moment in lord of the rings
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
achillinator 1 month ago
He would be a badass school teacher or principal
Daemiadk 1 month ago
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habagat1183 1 month ago
YOU SHALL DAT ASS!!!!!
DatSlowpoke 1 month ago
Gandalf would kick Dumbledore's ass
usaf4ever1824 1 month ago
0:09 FUUUSS!! ROOO!!! DAAAAHH!!!!
GenesectOvertune 1 month ago
This is Gandalf's answer when Kobe asked him advice for the next game.
OfficerInfusion 1 month ago
GANDOLF Y U NO LET ME PASS
MrChalky51 1 month ago
18Sopa members disliked this...
losttaker 1 month ago
What my teacher says: Don't worry, you'll pass this test easily.
What She really means: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!
LOOOLZZ90 1 month ago
ACTA, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
ondrejdis 1 month ago 135
This is what most of my high school teachers told me :/
MrKingvanilla83 1 month ago
What my math teacher says before a test.
EIectricgummybears 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
/watch?v=xgi8S6MFAc8
Itoldyousoproduction 1 month ago
/watch?v=xgi8S6MFAc8
Itoldyousoproduction 1 month ago
if i had a beard and a walking stick i would stay in jump in front of people not letting them leave and shout this!
murdochmonkey1 1 month ago
Dear ACTA....
f14tomcatfreak 1 month ago
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.
ImaWizard15 1 month ago
Thumbs up if Epic Rap Battles of History brought you here :D
NinjaJTC 1 month ago 2
ACTA YOU SHALL NOT PASS !!!
MultiDekada 1 month ago
Am I the only one who laughed so hard when he said "You Shall Not Pass!"? Haha
TheFoxSummoner 1 month ago
If Gandalf was a teacher, no faith in his students what so ever...
KjcKiesh 1 month ago
ACTA and SOPA,
YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!
joohomom 1 month ago
My reaction to ACTA
Tairine795 1 month ago
They have to use this for Diablo III.
stingray970 1 month ago
YOOUUU!! SHALL-NOT!! PAAASS!!
GenesectOvertune 1 month ago
god.damn. he's a good actor.
imntafckingsaint 1 month ago
this is what i say to jehovah witnesses when they knock on my door =)
scousekiller3 1 month ago
Gandalf vs ACTA
BF3hasDINOSAURS 1 month ago
Professor lecturing: "This is a very difficult course and with complex test and reading"
What he's trying to say: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
31lancer 1 month ago
They should make a politic party called you shall not pas XD
stolenmojoz 1 month ago
first time i saw this movie and heard this line i knew this would become a meme.
stolenmojoz 1 month ago
I'd hat to have that guy as my driving instructor...
ThePiedPumpkin 1 month ago
i passed...
emocoon666 1 month ago
@emocoon666 Gas?
AnomalyINC 1 month ago
Lamar Smith, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!
Jiterdomer 1 month ago
And that's why SOPA didn't pass.....
rubberdoctor21 1 month ago
:challengeaccepted:
waffleguy9000 1 month ago
SOPA YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
CptQuestionMark 1 month ago
Pass Denied
ShadowtheKnight1 1 month ago
Gandalf is the hardest teacher ever
tylertoon2 1 month ago 51
ACTA, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luc45ld 1 month ago
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!"
"why :("
yuckreesefilms117 1 month ago
I love playing Gandalf in traffic... YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
celimile 1 month ago 3
thumbs up if u searched this up because u were listening to epic rap battles of history Gandolf and Dumbledore
TheCmajors510 1 month ago
If you don't study YOU SHALL NOT PASS
3dsmaster13 1 month ago 5
Gandalf works a math teacher and assigns a test
YOOUU SHAALL NOOT PAASS
That1Guy1999 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
SOPA backwards APOS= A PIECE OF SHIT
DiIIdoBaggins 1 month ago
Facebook Guy #1 ---> Finished watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I love pretending i don´t have exams.
Facebook guy #2 ---> you shall not pass.
BenderTheAlmighty 1 month ago
I like the Ugly Americans version better...
Mistermax30 1 month ago
Gandalf vs ACTA
HighmachImage 1 month ago
FUCK SOPA!!!
Constantine666999 1 month ago
SOPA, YOU SHALL NOT PASS
CoDmAn6677 1 month ago
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
I rap fast like shadowax!
Tom Riddle me this, you bitch!
How's your little wand going to beat my staff?
I leave mics in flames, torched by Gandalf!
Touch mine, Dumbledore and scroch your other hand off!
Davoc723 1 month ago
We won the war SOPA and PIPA are not passing but we lost a fellow comrade...R.I.P megaupload
Pychot1ckill3r 1 month ago
@Pychot1ckill3r oh this isn't over, they'll try again in a year or so. enjoy this momentary cease fire for as long as it lasts.
aziong65 1 month ago
gandalfs most epic moment was when he DIDNT break the bridge :D
stempysvlog 1 month ago
SOPA YOU-
*looks at the top comments*
Shit nevermind.
Davoc723 1 month ago 79
@Davoc723 Bwhahahahaha that comment made my day.
Mrsonicdude100 1 month ago
NDAA passed...
BobDawg173 1 month ago