Philippines on standby for huge volcano eruption

[TheIxtlan]

This is the sign of coming Mayan 2012 prophecy. They should change the name of Mayon volcano to Mayan volcano.

[25445799]

bring manny to fight volcano in the ring

[4GooMan]

Look at all the Co2!! Algor needs to get this thing taxed, now!  This is contributing more to global warming than all the cars, factories and electric plants in the US!

[BradNC11175]

4GooMan: It's time to round up all the religious people who believe in a god because their gods are clearly responsable here for environmental problems lol! Ya gotta wonder if that's next?

[4GooMan]

Brad: It's the European God that's responsible here. All the third world ones haven't got the money to pay the bill.

They're gonna outlaw the real one and make the Americans & Europeans pay to the heathen countries according to how many worthless phoney gods they have.

Kinda complicated, but Algor will figure it out.

[BradNC11175]

4GooMan: I suppose the "Luftenant Herman Von Goreman" will save us all lol! Its almost a beautiful thing when a highly intelligent crook like Gore actually manages to gather a flock of "well meaning" idiots around him and create a bullshit cause. I am sure Lex Luthor, the Joker and Dr. Naughty would be jealous lol. But at least those villians were funny Al "the bore" Gore is just plain cheesy. I tell ya what, he should mass produce his own speeches and would make millions as sleep aids lol.

[RebelStangII]

@4GooMan ) WHO-DEY!

[MrStrictlyStock]

????

[RebelStangII]

@MrStrictlyStock )

They got computers in Haiti?

Back in 94, I got to invade Haiti, for a day.

The Cutter I was on Neede to Dump Trash. So I got to get on land , that day.

We was Guarding Port'o'prince Harbor & a Hospital Ship, for 2 weeks.

Friendlyest Invasion, I've ever been on!

Semper Peratus!

WHO-DEY = Cincinnati Bengal's,

AreGoing To The Play-Off's!

American Football!/ Real Football!

[MrStrictlyStock]

@RebelStangII - The original internet was invented in Haiti in conjunction with Mr. Al Gore. This was because our computers were superior to what he had in his country.

Haiti does not permit dumping of international trash.

American Fotball is very weak. The time not playing is as great as the time playing. They are unable to sustain play of even several minutes.

[RebelStangII]

@MrStrictlyStock )

Don't Matter! We Guarded Port o prince for two weeks & Dumped our trash, on Haiti soil! Like I said, Friendliest Invasision, I'd ever seen or been on!

We was at G.Q./red alert for two weeks With Weapons Loaded & Ready To Fire/Destroy, Anything, we deemed Necisarry to shoot at! For good or bad?

I didn't get 1 round off.

Oh well? Maybe Next Time?

[restlesspride666]

the world is ending D:!!!!!!!!! Quick, arm the bunnies!!!! Sound the Plant!~!!!

[legennd3]

powerful thing to see, no?

[TheIxtlan]

Christmass is over the mayon volcano have not erupted and when New Year is over the volcano still have not erupted. Its best to celebrate christmas and new year at home and not in the shelter. The best time to evacuate is after new year celebration. Enjoy Christmas and New Year at home and not in a stinking crowded shelter.

[jethromayham]

The blast should be named: Al Gore farts.

[geherdun]

in the the description it say it smells like rotten eggs!! (BALLOT)

HEHE

[TheJomogogo]

@einniw05 People from the Philippines are called Filipinos you idiot.

[harleypiper]

monkey asses better get off the island!!

[Chulieh]

freak. get your head off useless!

[harleypiper]

get your head off?

what kind of english class did you take?

makes no sense..understand?

[Chulieh]

hah. just because of that? You're a waste of time.

[Chulieh]

peace. haha

[seatacz]

ano daw, Filipino Virgin, then trowing away into volcano, hahahaha... patawa....

God's will, will be done and not us.. so let our Lord God do some way, we know nman na hindi niya tayo pababayaan...

ANG LAHAT AY MAY DAHILAN...

we only can do is to PRAY.....

[kut0s0n]

why not sacrifice the presidents of this country. lol.

[xtinaaguileraforlife]

2012 its not true!..

[chiznit]

son goku will stop the eruption.

[rpcado2000]

nope....si santino ang makakapigil nyan

[JollyDeltaCharger]

The JDC prediction for 12/24 is "Pertaining to a bitter thing or poison that chokes to almost suffocation." with a -3 to +3 day range.

[smokanci]

"smell of methane", stupid journalists. Methane has no smell dumb ass.

[ehcmier]

You know damned well that when people smell sewer gases, compost, and other natural breakdown (when it doesn't smell like "death") that they call it methane. When people smell car exhaust they will mistakenly call it monoxide. Yes, methane is odorless, but it is commonly mistaken for the sulfurous compounds. A simple corrective statement would've been more beneficial, jerk.

[TricKyMcTrickPants]

Are you for real have you ever smelt Sulfur?

And I dont mean on a match...

I mean the real thing. That is one smell that cannot be mistaken for anything else...

[TricKyMcTrickPants]

I think the retarded Brit meant Sulfur...

Not sure tho she could have meant gasoline but even she cant be that stupid....

[roylikesitlikethat]

The usual complacency- disaster and then the fingerpointing starts.

Evacuate NOW.

[SarangHae3]

Quick. The only way to stop an eruption, is to find a Filipino virgin (good luck on that!) and sacrifice her to the volcano god. It works, trust me!!

[yikeswood]

really

[maf14h]

yeah maybe we could use you but only if you are still virgin up the ass but i doubt it! :)))

[SarangHae3]

@maf14h: Leave it to stupid crass people like you to take it in that direction. I'm sure YOU'RE the expert in taking it up the ass! Troll!

[maf14h]

well looks like we have a volonteer came out from the anonymous to bend over and cope it up the ass since he has so much experience he said to me! pls welcome mr. shemale saranghae3!

[SarangHae3]

@ maf14h--"Said to me"? "Volonteer"? Grow up loser and get a life instead of trolling YouTube! You can't even spell or write proper English to argue with anyone here!

You're acting like you're not the gay one here but YOU ARE, what is your fascination with anal sex anyway??!! I'm too dignified to even respond to any of your further comments here, you loser! I hope you die from your HIV infection!!

[TheGboya]

I hope everyones ok in the phillphenes i hope no

one died

[dubaipogi]

another disaster for Pilipinas. Why do we have lots of volcanoes here when they don't even give us anything?

[dubmdub]

My parents are on vacation there.

[0StarShot0]

say ure goodbye lol

[TheIxtlan]

Yes, someone locate Sam and Frodo. Its the Lords of the Ring.

[Balmung812]

beginning of 2012.

[0StarShot0]

in 2009?

[Balmung812]

its starting slowly until explode!! lol

[arktectcat]

Someone quick locate Frodo & Sam!!!!

[Balmung812]

lol destroy the ring.!

[arktectcat]

Think of all the smores this would make!

Bust out the campfire songs!

[robertmcmc]

Send in al gore quick!

[zonkyak]

whoooaaa!!!!! we all gonna dieeeee :p

[duhCider]

Standby????

Shouldn't it be:  "RUN AWAY!!!!!"

[1351919]

may mensahe ang mayon para ky GA.corrupt.

[matigsalug]

Kami ay nag-aalala para sa lahat malapit sa bulkan Mayon malapit sa Legaspi, pumunta sa ligtas na lugar, tanungin ang Diyos para sa tulong din. Alam mo kami ay dasal para sa iyo ang lahat ng malayo sa USA

[TheIxtlan]

Mayon volcano will spew tons of gold and 3 to 4 carrats diamonds. Be ready to harvest.

[CROldon]

do u know anyone who has a plane to borrow?

[XtianUbec]

@TheIxtlan and you think that funny? screw you!!!

[justanothersheeple]

china daily said 20k evacuees that needs to be updated, what is the name of the crack on the sea floor please?

[MrREYWARD]

MASIRING AKO JAN SA AGA

[Cherri59]

I hope the evacuation is a complete success!

[TzimasJ]

I hope it's a massive eruption, without casualties...

[komsaydee]

Im from Legazpi and i can see that the lava is really flowing..at this moment im looking at it.

lol pepcycool nothing is cool about it!

[DottymcSlotty]

@komsaydee Yeah your right, its not cool if your actually there, and its good to hear people are being evacuated in case something bad happens. However, its pretty cool for volcano lovers to maybe get the chance to see an eruption as it happens, school videos just aren't the same :<

[pepcycool]

COol.. I wish i could go there!

[XtianUbec]

@pepcycool cool your ass!

[pepcycool]

shut up ... I don't give a shit.