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  • Author of "The Big Bang Never Happened: A Startling Refutation of the Dominant Theory of the Origin of the Universe " Eric Lerner & many other Scientist expose the expanding universe was a lie. If you want to be an Atheist that's your choice however the whole expanding universe is a big bad lie!

  • If I squatted next to my computer and took a massive post-constipation shit, and then picked up the poo-log and wrote: "Mary Had a Little Lamb" on the wall with it, I would surely still be more sane and rational than the cunt that made this video.

  • The people who came up with evolution are dumb? Can you tell who those dumb scientists are beside Darwin. If you don't know anything about evolution( like you admitted at the beginning) Why make a video about it? dumbass

  • what a uneducated fucker

  • And btw who created god?

  • It would make more sense if "god" made it all... if he existed but did sum! Build the trees, moss and grass out of bricks? O cells multiplied and grew using energy around them... ;)

  • pissing on Darwin is not wise and shows you know little about the man. Darwin for the time in which he lived and worked was indeed a well educated scientist. He also studied for a position in the clergy as a young man so he knew christianity.

  • well God is the creation ex nihlio guy, the big bang we just dont know. String theory, branes, quantum fluctations are all possibilities. BB has no relevance to the Biology theory of evolution. It may be evolution in the sense of change over time, common english but a scientists should say cosmology, nucleosynthesis, gravitaional collapse , nebula theory or something that accurately describes what he is talking about.

  • Almost the dumbest crap I have ever seen, almost. evolutionmyass is either a lying sack of shit or dumber than wood.

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!!! What a laugh!!

  • If you know nothing, and people have convinced you, you're now an evolutionist. Moron. Stop trying to get people to wallow in their ignorance like you.

  • Actually his comparisons of the computer and the house did make sense. You cant possibly believe that we ended up on the right size planet with the right size star the right distance away from us with the right size moon the right distance away from us. IT COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED BY CHANCE PEOPLE! The odds of that are 1 to 10 to the power of 430. THAT'S 430 ZEROS PEOPLE! THATS A HUGE NUMBER! We could not end up how we are today without an intelligent designer

  • @BobbyRancher I agree that the computer comparison shows a might of relevance, but not the house. If I see a house, yeah I think it's man made, but if I then turn around and see a tree, I don't think that is too.

    And... where on earth did you get that number from? 1 to 10 to the power of 430 sounds a little too made up to me.

  • Before you make a video like this, you have to:

    - Know basic physics instead of suggesting a result for an experiment you didn't actually try or demonstrate through basic maths to know how true your suggested result is.

    - Realize that the "Big Bang" is just a "bang" by name, and it wasn't actually an explosion, but a rapid expansion (just like a "baby boom" isn't exploding babies, as hilarious as it sounds).

    - Know basic grammar so that you sound intelligent while... Trying to sound intelligent.

  • lol ok im not even gonna argue against this shit.. the big bang theory is the start of the evolution theory?? dude, the big bang has NOTHING to do with evolution! holy fuck i hope this is a parody..

  • People often ask me why atheists are so angry. I tell what annoys me. Every atheist I know has read the bible out of courtesy to Christians so that they can understand their point of view. This moron has not even bothered to read origin of species as if he had then he would realize that Darwin was not the cleaning boy. He was intact onboard and in the ships books as the naturalist who's job it was to study nature.

  • Only fools would belive something came from nothing. It is just another theory ppl make up becausethey dont want to believe in GOD.

  • I got caught out by not reading the descriptions on some parody videos & subsequently berrating the poor guy... If this is parody, the spelling itself shows a disregard for education & content research. So I hope for his sake it is. Hate to walk this Earth an ignorant fool...LMAO

  • Basic physics fail - if something (eg a bowling ball) is spinning and has an explosive charge detonated nside it, the spin of the resulting fragments will be determined by the direction of the force of the explosion, not the initial spin of the ball. Imagine a bowling ball spinning and then exploding - the spin of the ball only affects the direction of travel of the fragments, not their spin.

    Many more fails in this vid, but I thought that was the most basic one.

  • evolution never mentions the big bang. that a-biogenises. u tard

  • A powerful argument eloquently put

  • So, the scientists left this stupid cleaning boy by himself on an island to continue their research? Without any fears that he might mess it up?

  • The big ban is not an explosion but evalation of time u tart and if this isn't real then how do u no god Is real and our universe could have come from another 1 seriously for the worlds sake go back to school

  • You have a poor understanding of fairly basic scientific facts and are basing your theory of why Evolution id wrong on the fact that people make houses and computers? I'm sorry, but your logic is flawed and your spelling and grammar actually offends me. Good Day.

  • You are asking us where Neurons Come from, We are asking you where did god come from! You tell us we tell you. End

    sorry forgot to add. wth is wrong with you! The moon that was an asteroid or whatever could of crashed into many other asteroids which would of changed its rotation!

  • You are asking us where Neurons Come from, We are asking you where did god come from! You tell us we tell you. End

  • i watched this video, and looked at your channel...all i have to say is that u should be embarrassed at your stupidity.

  • i agree with u

  • Troll!

  • enough with this song. this song is overused and is overrated. btw you're an idiot. evolution can be proved with science and math whereas god can't.

  • Run me through those examples again.... I just hope your sterile, you imbecile.

  • Run me through those examples again..... . I just hope your Sterile you Imbecile.

  • r u kiddin me ,i mean how come can u post this its just ur imagination or just a fukin nonsense.....first of all darwin believeed in natural selection not evolution directly...n neutron goes under beta decay with a half life of about 8-9 minutes

  • You are unbelievably stupid. Learn to spell, learn to punctuate sentences, learn history; Darwin was an educated young man who went on the Beagle as an intellectual companion to the captain and Darwin's theory was natural selection not evolution. Most importantly, learn science. The planets in our solar system were not formed from the Big Bang directly. Our solar system is around 4 billion years old compared to the 14 billion year old solar system.

    F**king ignorance of Christians.

  • this is a joke right?

  • You've ruined requiem for me fucktard.

  • My troll sense is tingling

  • This is sheer ignorance alright. If he thinks he can disprove evolution, then he should get a life. I doubt he has read a biology book or any other science book for that matter.

  • Looks like someone had a big bowl of "Low IQ Flakes" for breakfast.

  • Wow, despite the terrible spelling, almost everything you said was false.

    Darwin attended both Edinburgh College and Cambridge University in an era when less than 5% of people had a degree. The big bang in a theory that has nothing to do with evolution and you don't even understand some of the theory.

    Neutrons don't explode, Darwin never said anything about bananas and birds and you're just making crap up. I seriously hope this is sarcasm or humor. It makes me sad to read.

  • this is the wrongest video ever made. Please acutally read a book other than the bible.

  • I don't know shit about science so I don't know if evolution is real or not. But at least the belief in it doesn't turn people into fucking retards like religion does. Have you ever heard anyone killing someone over evolution or making dumb policies (like abstinence only programs) over evolution.

  • I AINT NO RETARD MONKEYFISHFROG

  • this quite possibly could be the stupidest video i have ever seen in my life.. dont even know where to start, lol

  • 'a cleaning boy'' LOL His family had money dummy. Lie and you will go to Hell.

  • Funniest annotation in the history of the world: "Forget about this video! I don't know anything about evolution! Watch my new video! About Christianity! Christianity is something I know about and I will blow your mind!"

    I didn't even add the exclamation marks.

    Paraphrased: The poster knows nothing about evolution, but thought he did. Now he admits he just "knows" about Christianity.

    Give the poster marks for honesty.

  • evolution is WRONG! Big bang theory

    For those who think it is right please do the math and study the first book of Genesis and see if there would be any thing that could be right that would prove evolution right or wrong even scientist are even doubting evolution. The Bible has never failed and teachers in schools do not all believe in evolution and or the School Children. NOT everyone falls for these stupid tricks evolution is a lie!!!

  • @JosephRyanHinshaw Yes, read the first page of the Bible and tell me it was not written by men who thought the earth was flat and the center of everything.

    Science has proven the bible wrong many times, THERE WAS NO FLOOD !

    Evolution has been proven.

  • @gregrutz there was no flood? ok mister smartsy! evolution doesnt say anything about the earth ever being completely covered in water, but how do u explain the shells on top of mountains? and how do u explain fish fossils on mt everest? think, and ill get back to u!

  • @MrVagabond201 There are no “shells on the tops of mountains”,

    The whole top of the mountain is an OLD SEABED.

    Plate Tectonics pushed the sea floor up and erosion make it into mountains.

    And reefs did not grow in just a few months during a muddy flood.

    Also, Floods don’t make distinct layers of different kinds of rocks with different fossils in them, which is what we find in nature.

  • @MrVagabond201 I'm glad you brought up the question, 'why are there shells on top of mountains' as alleged evidence against evolution and present it as evidence in support of a biblilcal flood.

    Did you know that over 90% of the fossils of the shells and fish have been dated as being millions of years old, and that they are of, largely, extinct life. Proof of evolution and plate tectonics I'd say, not of a Christian biblical flood.

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  • Religion is for people too lazy or stupid to gain a basic understanding of science and rational thought.

  • Sheer ignorance. This guy needs to start thinking for himself. I hope this is a parody.

  • @Ozzyman200 what do u call what he just did? u idiot, u accused some1 of not thinkin for themselves and assume every1's gonna believe u? whats the only thing they teach in public schools now? evolution! now, kids love to think for themselves right? well, before 1965 they taught both evolution and Creationism, becuase kids could think for themselves! now they only teach evolution! kids used to be able to make a choice, but now they get this messed up theory and arent taught anything else.

  • @MrVagabond201 what happens when some1 is only taught one thing? they believe that one thing! now, if some1 is taught 2 things, they gotta make a choice, so they have to think for themselves, but they dont do that anymore. so u tell me, who is the more ignorant?: the ones who outlawed 1thing so they could teach only theirs? or the person who is constantly beaten down and tried to get put out of existence? well, make a choice and think for yourself!

  • @MrVagabond201 plus, what would u all rather? going to nothingness when u die? or going to heaven? u choose to believe that there is no life after death, and Christians believe there is and that its wonderful for them, so y do u believe something that u have no hope in and that gives u nothing to live for, instead of something that gives u a purpose in life and something to live for? YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE!

  • @MrVagabond201 Do you always talk to yourself, It is a sign of something.

  • @MrVagabond201 What do they teach in schools? Science. Religion [creationism] is banned in schools.

    Do they teach the earth is round or flat and let the kids make a choice?

  • @MrVagabond201

    Are you are funny. Youtube is sadly full of your type. You throw insults around but you never back up what you say with any reasoning. Reasoning doesn't hurt. So, make your case, present some evidence or reasoning to back up your claims. That is the foundation of education. The ball is in your court.

    This is why we need more schools.

  • jeeze a neutron spinning caused the bigbang

    O.O

    I really think some schools need to increase their curiculums, cuz I never learned that =(

  • well you see this isnt evolution, evolution has nothing to do with how life began. evolution has nothing to do with the big bang. you can believe in evolution and not believe in the big bang or otherwise. evolution is the thery of how life evolved after it has begun. her is an easy example. say evolution is a song, then evolution explains how the song goes, not how the artist wrote the song.

  • Or someone else made it like GOD ... that sounds i don't know so wrong!

  • sexy

  • Are you fucking serious?

  • lol Comedy

    Bravo. Or Braavoh as you mite speel it!

    Aside from numerous spelling errors which in themselves do notihing to disporve your arguements they are still wrong.

    1> Evolution and the Big Bang theory are not the same thing,

    2> The big bag states the universe started as a singularity not a neutron.

    3> It expanded not exploded, Its just explained in common terms as an explosion.

    4> Darwin never thought brids came from bananas, WTF lol!

  • @nessik13 I counted, and I found 16 flaws in this video that's just under 5 minutes long. If you do the math, there's 1 error every 18.25 seconds. This user CLEARLY has no understanding about the Big Bang.

  • @oldblubblub I agree that this user has no understanding of the theory. I guess i did not need to rub it it by littering my comment with spelling errors as a joke though.

    I had a conversation with a fundie who said that evolution is wrong because evolution can not account for ( get this) Music ! Yeah thats right. Our ability to make and enjou music is total 100% proof of Gods existense. After recovering from the seizure I had just listening to such an arguement I had to walk away.

  • you should ask yourself why do you believe in the bible, have you ever investigated where it came from or have you just believed what everybody has told you

  • First, your poor spelling already tells me about your intellectual capacity, and,no, Darwin was not a "cleaning boy" aboard H.M.S. Beagle. No, he didn't think birds came from bananas. Also, neutrons do not "explode" - a free neutron undergoes beta-decay with a half-life of about 8 minutes. Instead of posting nonsense on youtube, get an education.

  • @TheStringtheorysucks

    Well said.

  • @TheStringtheorysucks hahaha, dude give me facts! can u prove anything u said is true??? i bet not, neutrons don't explode, but atoms do, and have u ever ever ever EVER!!!! seen an explosion create something?!!!!! i didnt think SO!!!! u cant blow up a prius and get a porsche! think a little and u might see ur wrong. plus, u don't need to be able to spell well to be smart, u just need some decent common sense, somethin i bet u dont have, bs means bullshit, P.H.D meas piled higher and deeper.

  • @MrVagabond201 The Big Bang was an expansion of space-time, not an explosion like you think.

    Are you home schooled or didn't go to school.

  • Dude, Darwin went on the trip because of his scientific knowledge. He was not a cleaning boy but actually drew the different creatures he saw and classified them. Evolution has nothing to do with the Big Bang theory and some evolutions don't believe in the big bang. Lol you don't even understand the big bang, it did not start with a neutron. It began with a compressed singularity. Like a black hole only smaller and with more mass. Did God just come into being. Aren't you saying God made himself?

  • Ok! I think it's time for you to remove the video since I think your outdated in your views, it will save you the embarrassment later, you'll thank me trust me!.. now, there are theories of other dimensions such as string theory and the revival of the relativity by Garrette Lisi.. look it up!. if you don't know something you just don't go bash it like a Flintstone, in our lifetime myb we have a 50/50 chance that we will answer it or our children will, myb we will die without knowing,cut the crap

  • Is this a hoax? Is it possible to have an IQ this low and still be able to walk up right? Why don’t you give a heads up for your old school. I’m sure they would be only too pleased to be associated with an alumnus such as yourself. What was that bang? Oh dear your old science teacher has just blown his brains out and your English teacher is hanging from the rafters

  • @Riste1986 the bible was written by Jewish scholars, it basically explained everything for their time. God is a Jewish word, the word spread about how this world came about and up until the 1600's did people question its validity, this is the Science Revolution

  • @Riste1986 the only reason you believe in god and all that is because you fell victim to Indoctrination which is a big word for "you only believe because they said it was real" you would never believe it on your own.

  • Darwin wrote, Origin of Species. Not origin of everything. too much kent.

  • @gregrutz

    I think you hit the nail on the head - this guy is a "student" of Kent Hovind. No wonder he is so ignorant!

  • @TheStringtheorysucks

    I totally agree with your name mate

  • I believe evolution to be fact because theres evidence for it and more so believable than a magic man. :P

  • @Riste1986 then point it out. if it where a conspiracy it would have to be on a huge scale there are many scientists i know personally that study genetics and evolution and they have no gain in my acceptance of evolution.

  • @Riste1986 and yes those big companies are greedy and driven for money but that does not change the point scientists want what's best for people and have no reason to lie about evolution.

  • @Riste1986 whales do not have legs and chicken have not teeth as the genes to do so our no longer needed but they still exist they are inert or inactive genes just a memory of their ancestry. we to have the genes to make a fully functional tale but the gene is inactive in some rare cases it becomes reactivated and that's why some although very few people are born with a tale such cases are extremely rare but they do happen. it's basic genetics look it up i'm not making this stuff up.

  • @judoisoww whales share the same bone stucture of the ligaments with humans, birds, bats, apes and crocodiles

  • @Riste1986 When you activate the teeth genes in chickens, their teeth look like exactly like dinosaur teeth. Please explain why god would give a bird the genetic code for dinosaur teeth and not mammalian teeth or pincers of a beetle ect.

  • @Riste1986 You don't know much about biology, that is clear!

  • @Riste1986 Learn about population dynamics and you will find out how species interact in an envirnoment and how that applies to evolution and gene frequency

  • @Riste1986 Really? then you should stop going to church!

  • @Riste1986 why do apes have ancient viral insertions in the exact same spot that humans have them. For this to occur , a common ancestry is the only explanation. Learn about the science that's proving evolution more and more. Its called GENETICS! learn about it please!

  • @Riste1986 NO, People like you claim there no transitional fossils there because you ignore them when you see them. Open your fucking eyes and look at the world around you! The universe is much greater than our concept of god and is much greater than the human race, our solar system, and or our galaxy. IF this is all for us, then why did he make is so big that we could never possibly see it all. Try looking this up instead of taking other christians word for it on a topic they don't understand

  • @Riste1986 Do you know about the lung fish? Its clearly a transitional form between fish and amphibians. It has been lucky enough to survive to the present day. other ancient surviving forms of life include sharks, crocodiles, turtles, salamanders, jawless fish( a primitive form of fish),horse shoe crabs, scorpions an many others. These organisms are highly adapted to their environment and have little need to change. IF the get pushed int a different environment, then they will change.

  • @Riste1986 The appendix is an organ used to digest cellulose in herbivores. humans can't digest cellulose and our appendix is small and useless. It can also get infected and can kill you. why would your god put this non functional piece of evolutionary garbage in the same relative spot in humans as the the quite functional appendix of herbivores? IF god is so perfect, then why did he leave a bunch of old organs and limb parts left over on his animals. Your creator is very sloppy. Explain please

  • @Riste1986well you didn't see the experiment so your opinion doens't matter until you actually take the time to understand the experiment. you don't know that life cant survive i and impact and you don't know nearly enough about evolution to argue it. WHy do humans have genes for a tail? why do human embyos have tails in there early developement?Why do birds have genes for making teeth or for making fingers in there wings. why do whales have genes for making hind legs? explain why god did this?

  • @Riste1986 There are many transitional fossils. When you say these kinds of things, you only prove as to how little you know about the subject. Don't listen to your clergy men. they only want to keep you brainwashed so you'll give to the collection plate every sunday. The church clearly prays on the ignorant, uneducated, children, loners and/or just about anyone in a vulnerable state. Religious institutions are sick cults that was to control as many people as they can for a profit. FACT!!!!

  • @Riste1986 why would scientists that bring us great good such as vaccines penicilin and computers lie to us about evolution and dam us to hell. the science behind it is rock solid and unbiased. i'm not a biologist but there is nothing wrong with the evidence for evolution. why would god make a whale with the genes to produce legs? and why do chickens have the genes to produce teeth? why would god also deceive us?

  • @Riste1986 ok well ears and eyes aren't perfect there are fundamental genetical flaws that allow us to see optical illusions (false perception) and as far as the evolution of our nose that is fairly well maped.they've traced it back to primitive fish hundreds of millions of years ago look it up. but in early fetal development we still have many redundant traits of our ancestors all you need to do is to look it up and obtain a basic understanding.

  • @Riste1986 ohh i'm so scared! what version of the fairy tale do you believe? AKA what form of Christianity do you follow? and how do you know you have the right one? what if your god is false and your enraging another? the only reason you believe is because your parents made you believe or you had taught to you some other way

  • i wouldn't for a second call myself all knowing what i know is very little in relation to how much there is to be known i do not deny that and there are plenty of people of smarter than me. that quote just shows his lack of understanding for basic English and like all of these videos it shows no understanding of what it talks about. this. we don't know what caused the big bang maybe it was a god but not any god of any religion today

  • @Riste1986 just because we don't know how life started doesn't mean evolution is wrong. the facts point to evolution and an expanding universe. this doesn't look good for god!

  • @Riste1986 the big bang is a new theory with some evidence, evolution is older with many branches of science backing it up. It has more facts to support it then gravity. Time for you to start learning about it so you can understand it.

  • @Riste1986 . THEN MOST OF THE MILKY WAY GALAXY AND ALL OF THE TRILLION OF GALAXIES, WITH BILLIONS OF STARS IN THEM, WOULD BE TOO FAR AWAY TO SEE. THIS WE KNOW FOR SURE. LIFE COULD HAVE STARTED ANYWHERE IN THE 10 BILLION YEARS LEADING UP TO THE FORMATION OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM AND LANDED ON EARTH FROM A COMET OR ASTEROID. EXPERIMENTS HAVE PROVEN THAT SOME KINDS OF BACTERIA THAT LIVE TODAY,ON EARTH, CAN SURVIVE THE CONDITIONS OF AN IMPACT. LOOK THIS STUFF UP AND THEN TELL ME I'M DELUDED!!!!

  • @Riste1986 As we look even further in that direction, the galaxies fade into a web of gas and stars. Look even further back and it stops at a barrier we cant see past. This place IS ABOUT 14 BILLION LIGHT YEARS AWAY, MEANING HAS TAKEN 14 BILLION YEARS TO GET TO EARTH. THE BIBLE POINTS TO A YOUNG EARTH, 6000 YEAR IS A POPULAR BELIEF SO LET'S USE THAT. THE NEAREST STAR TO EARTH, NOT COUNTING OUR SUN, IS 100 LIGHT YEARS AWAY. IF THE BIBLE IS CORRECT, ......

  • @Riste1986 As to exactly where life originated, we don't know. As the origin of matter/space and time, we don't know. Some things we do know are that the universe is expanding from a central point. It is also known that it takes time for light to move across a distance. It takes 8 minutes for the light from the sun to reach earth. When we look deep into that direction with the hubble space telescope, we see much more primitive looking galaxies.

  • @Riste1986 You are very quick to make assumptions about me and the origin of my knowledge. You don't know anything about me, other than what I have presented on youtube. I've been learning about the evolution, cosmology  and geology for much of my life. In high school, i learned all about genetics and how it ties into evolution. Evolution is now supported by the same science that is used in forensics. Do you believe in: forensic science? DNA evidence? What you see happening through a telescope?

  • well I know a lot more than the person behind this video.

  • @Riste1986 no but based on some of the funny things said in this video i'd say that he's smarter than whoever made this.

  • Your sheer stupidity made me laugh "the big bang came from an atom called neutron" that's fucking funny. You ignorant almost illiterate piece of shit.

  • OH MY GOD!!!! :034 to 1:32 I fucking laughed my ass off! You made that up all by yourself didnt you?

  • Hovind is the IDiot who quote mined a paper on spinning supernova and thought it said the early universe, a 'sinuglarity', was spinning. IT CAN'T!

    So planets can spin any way they randomly want.

  • So IF god made he big bang, you will accept evolution happened?

  • The science vs creationism debate was over long ago. Science has mountains of evidence to support it, creationism has none at all. QED.

  • HAHAHAHAHA! 0:42 HOOOOO-LEEEEE SHHHHIIIT! Wow... Darwin was just slightly smarter than you. You are rather arrogant to insult, or attempt at least, Darwin's intelligence. Your "facts" about Darwin do not stand up to any scrutiny. As for your extensive reenactment of the big bang, it just proves one thing, the neutron was obviously spinning the other way and regarding the moon, it proves there is no god since it is not following the same direction of travel as everything else (chaos).

  • to the poster of this video..this was the most painfully stupid video i've ever watched concerning evolution.

  • I've seen people ignorant in science, but those who don't know the difference between the Big Bang Theory and the Theory of Evolution are in a special class all their own.

    Then again, they've been in special classes all their lives.

  • the big bang theory and the theory of evolution are completely different things

  • Due to your stupidity, I am afraid we will have to take away your right of free speech.

    I would like to explain how this video is wrong, but I really don't care. Let them live in magical pony world.

  • Darwin was a cleaning boy? haha Methinks someone needs to do a little research.

  • is this video serious????

  • I seriously think this video was made so badly so that nobody could possibly begin to make a coherent argument against everything that is wrong with this video. Seriously the degree of how terrible this video is hurts my soul!!! Please come back when you can spell and can make arguments against evolution that actually have to do with evolution. Good day sir.

  • I hate when people that know jack shit about evolution try to disprove it. Fucking ass holes.

  • this guy is such a fucking retard he can't even spell

  • The Bible is the REAL timeline of Humanity.

  • I got a fucken theory!!!

    GOD CAUSED THE BIG BANG!

    anything else that happend after that happend.

  • @konohanominato Too bad that contradicts the bible. Too bad that contradicts the bible which already contradicts itself. Too bad that contradicts the contradictions of the bible which is merely full of contradictions.

  • @JuniorDExchangecore true true lol

  • evolution isnt even a theory. dinosaurs evolutionized. why not humans? yea explain that u stupid assholes. u tell me all this god creation bullshit when the proof of evolution is all around u. i beileve in god but he didnt just create humans like out of nowhere ther was a process called evolution

  • @GraffitiMaster13

    There are several Niches that organisms can occupy. Gigantism was the dominant trait of animals 65million years ago. Today the earth is occupied by my smaller warm-blooded mammals. Perhaps god simply set the ball in motion. Remember god created the animals before he created the people even according to genesis

    (Yes I understand people were only made a few days later but lets put that fact up to interpretation and say entire epochs may have come and gone before people arrived)

  • ok, point by point, this will be fun. if the video poster would respond to this I would love it, here we go:

    1. being a cleaning boy does not mean he was wrong, if you want to play that game then jesus was a carpenter, oh lolz it goes both ways.

    2. even if he did think that birds came from bannana's at first, which i don't think he did, he later proved that false, through logic reasoning and experiment, just like any good scientist would.

  • @bradmanthethird

    3. If darwin is not your point then please don't spend 1/3 of your video speaking about him, any SCIENTIST or PROFESSOR who did this at a lecture would be canned in an instant.

    4. The big bang theory is not the start of the evolution theory, planets and stars and galaxies do not occur through natural selection, the start of life like molecules isn't even the start of the evolution theory, evolution kicks in when NATURAL SELECTION kicks in.

  • @bradmanthethird

    5. off the topic of the video, but that is not even the big bang theory, and even if it was, the big bang did not generate planets, lolz.

    6.I would not assume some living thing made the computer, or that it made itself, i wouldn't assume anything, that's bad science. I would collect data and observations and then draw the best conclusions i could, if i had insufficient evidence to draw conclusions then I would not.

  • @bradmanthethird

    7. there is proof that a man built the house, we do not have any examples of the occurence of houses other than human creation. the exact opposite is true of the universe, we have never observed a universe with human creation. assuming the man built the house works under the same scientific principle as assuming that if there were a planet around a distant start it would have gravity, even though we couldn't measure it (we may be able to, depends on distance)

  • @bradmanthethird

    8. it makes more sense that the universe made it self, i prefer to avoid infinite regression, it causes all kinds of messy math errors, kind of like division by zero, which im sure your god can do though....

    9. You didn't make me think for more than half a second, what a bucket of laughs, anyone who believes this junk please read all my counterpoints. I hope for the sake of humanity that this is a clever satire, i mean i REALLY REALLY hope this joker isn't serious.

  • Learn how to spell before you make a video.

  • If you watch this video closely, you will discover, that the person that made it, is a huge retard! I'm Just Saying.

  • this video does not deserve this song...

  • no shit that his Christian theyr all are how spamm this shit

  • I'm with JohnK75136 on this one.

    This has to be a parody.

    "EvolutionMyAss" is probably actually an evolutionist posing as a Christian. lol

  • @ThatNamelessOne I hope your right

  • I'm waiting and hoping for the day that stupidity is found to be a disease, and then cured so we don't have people that make video's like this one.

  • Is this a joke? I think you may be serious...if you are, do yourself a favor and finish school, try college but at the very least buy a dictionary and try researching your facts a little for the sake of your own embarrassment.

  • ok first of all u dumb fucker evolution IS REAL, christians dont beileve in evolution because they are scared of the truth....i sound like a dick but its true, they think if they beleive in evolution they will go to hell witch is bullshit

    im not saying god is fake but evolution isnt a made up theory by darwin, scientist now a days have PROOF that evolution is actually real, god made the first living cell and from there we went on, it all around you in animals and in humans as well dumbshit

  • @GraffitiMaster13 "god made the first living cell and from there we went on"

    avoid positive claims without proof, they make you almost as stupid as the poster.

  • you know someday i will hear a valid argument on this topic and i won't think "wow poundcake your kind of falatious asshole" someone give me a good theory or a valid form so maybe you might reach an understanding of what is going on

  • It's easy to make false arguments and pretend to be right, religious people do it all the time.

  • you are an idiot!!!!!! learn english, learn history and stop writing shit.

  • this is stupid

  • Or perhaps HistoryMyAss, SpellingMyAss, ...

  • I think this vid is idiotic, i just cant comprehend how people are so ignorant. I just cant belive how much people are drained from reality just by beliveing in a god!

  • I think you should rename yourself "GrammarMyAss" instead....

  • Is this satire or are you just retarded?

  • the Big Bang theory has nothing to do with Evolution, evolution is the process from the first living sell up to the present day, the big bang theory is a theory of how the earth came into existence, please at least check your facts before you go making youtube video's about it.

  • The big bang is the start of evolution theory... LOL...

  • Darwin was a genius unlike you who cannot spell go suck your god off god boy

  • I call Poe! The misspelling, the bad grammar, the laughably inaccurate description of the Big Bang, and the nonsensical "exaples" [sic] all point to this being a parody of a creationist video.

  • So i'm sitting here, thinking " If I believe in evolution so much, I should probably give creationists a chance and watch some videos on their "proofs"

    I have literally, no lie, watched about 6-7 videos, with the most hits on it, and all of them have 0 arguments, and half the shit in the videos are spelled wrong?

    How can ANYBODY expect for somebody to take what they're saying with any sort of respect?

  • Dr.Jonathan Wells describes the Theory of Evolution as "A frozen pond in the springtime. As winter passes and the days grow longer, the ice may look thick, but it becomes honeycombed with melt water. In the next thaw it may disappear overnight". It is Darwinisim dogma or Evolution the perfect disguise to be use as an Atheist form of Religion. Remove the theology thinking from the schools now! It is nothing but another form of religion!

  • HAHAHAHA

    Big bang theory is not the start of Evolution theory, Big bang is just a theory as stated and it was invented by...A Christian!

    And tell me, why do we have tailbones?

    Lets assume Adam and Eve were both White skinned, why aren't rest of the humanity white skinned?

    Also, humans were gods first creation. That means humans most have lived aside with the dinosaurs.

    And any person on earth should find this silly in many ways.

    CreationMyAss

  • What is the name of this song i never knew it.