America's Got Talent Garland R. Johnson YouTube Audition

[TheBakedPotato66]

REPOSES MY TRUCK?? i think not..........

[mtrefonas1]

you are jerks this guy is my karate teacher he is not a hillbilly so back you know i can show him these comments

[KevalProduction]

RED NECK NINJA...RED NECK NINJA...EVERYONE RUN!!!!!

[frontmeabag]

Its Billy Bad Ass



[Clandestino21]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT COUNTRY MUSIC... LAME!!

[crissangelfan1994]

great talent, if I tried, it would turn out bad, but thinking logically, would you be able to do this for an entire year in vegas? I do still gotta say though, never give up your dreams.

[ti3nt]

there's something strangely amusing about hillbilly ninjas.

[CrazyQUINN84]

Anyone can flop around some numchucks or whatever they are..

[AJones413]

give me an hour, and ill be better than you

get anything on AMAZON FREE/MONEY. Send me a message on how to

[Tejayes042383]

He, Garland, will knock you all down.

[drestrada1]

I might pay to see this guy hit his nuts, hahaha!

...No, I wouldn't

[2800boy]

This sucks.

[TrackG1]

Ok Haterz why such hate? Let me tell you myself from Colorado what's great David Oliver 110 hurdles ran a 12.89 third fastest time in the world. Henry Cejudo from the Springs gold olympic medalist in wrestling. Shane Carwin from UFC great fighter came from Colorado this Is kinda off topic but this guy right here did alot more than what most of you guys done trust me.

[mastax1234]

this one sucks!

[alohagirl743]

This is a great video! and anyone that thinks that they have to say mean comments for no reason are just mad that their only talent in life is being an idiot, its sad that they feel so tough that they can say mean things on the internet, people go get a life and actually say something mean to someones face and not through a computer screen. Anyways..Great job! I liked the video!

[8850407]

Girl fuck you!!

[ssj4andre21]

@8850407 bro you are such a fagtron

[8850407]

@ssj4andre21 lol, fagtron? you nerd. go and find something more productive to do than harassing people on youtube.

[ssj4andre21]

@8850407 ha i have evrything you want. stop playa world of warcraft and go meet a girl. your mom says the same thing.

[Repstellar]

We all known Bruce Lee would pwn this guy.

[TheStellaSteele]

Professor Johnson, the comments made were by individuals ignorant of the fact that the music was altered by AGT due to copy right laws and you were not a part of the change. I know what an amazing karate instructor and personal leader you are. The video doesn't show what you are truly capable of and I say go show them what you've really got!! You have talent!

[tifflypuff]

hey that was really good!! If i was a judge i would say vegas

[neemo2go]

This guy is gonna really hurt himself one of these days, all I gotta say is I hope someone catches It on tape and puts it on YouTube :)

[8850407]

nunchuks are shit.

[alohagirl743]

@8850407 So after reading through some comments, I have to say that you have to be one of the most pathetic people, to have no life but to say mean things about someone you dont know, and please don't flatter yourself, someone that can really kick someones ass doesn't have to brag about it. and your description of how you would do it sounds like a 3 year old trying to act out a horrible fight scene. Clearly your a racist idiot so go live in your small box of racism and moranic fighting moves

[alohagirl743]

@alohagirl743 Haha oooo that hurt, that's what I thought. The stupid rasist is so stupid thats all he could come up with, well i'm no longer going to waste my time and life like you have agruing over the internet because you just simply can't argue with stupidity. You can understand that can't you?... oh wait sorry you probably cant, well have a great life, maybe you could go read a book (if you can read) and educate yourself instead of picking fights on the internet, seriously go get a life!

[8850407]

@alohagirl743 all i said is that nunchucks are crap, its my opinion. i dont wanna pick fights.oh and u said get a life, i recently did exams to go to med school i am very much educated, u know nothing about me so, s h u t t h e f u c k u p!

[ssj4andre21]

@8850407 id call nunchucks crap too if i kept hitting myself in the head tard. just because your not good at anything, except being a nerd, and some irrelevant game doesn't mean you can say shit. haha. oh and also id nun-chuck the shit out of you again. amazing how ignorant you are.

[alohagirl743]

@8850407 Right I'm sure you did, and I don't know you but by the way you talk you'd never guess, (because I'm sure a med school student would be wasting their time like you are on the internet) but of course it's not anything less than I would expect from a racist idiot, but once again here you go.. people that are actually smart don't have to brag about it, just like people that can really kick someones ass don't have to brag, those exams are called MCAT, and I saw your other comments you idiot

[8850407]

@alohagirl743 you dont have to believe what i said, cause it serves no relevance to the likes of you. Dont reply to this, just fuck off!!

[panchotilly]

hey guys watch my vids they are funny

[gangrail]

here i am hoping he would hit himself in the nuts

[Nederlander1995]

Lol

[GrassHoppaNINJA]

Way to go mr Johnson and dang Andre you tell them

[anarchy3E]

redneck music and an americans improv at using a martial arts weapon

all around mega fail

[skateboardingfixke]

Chuck norris would roundhouse kick him in the face for doing this...

[deltajegga]

dident anyone notice him hiting himself in the balls??? multiple times...and smileing at the same time...fag...

[GBF2014]

epic fail...

[HirokiSen]

how is talent anyone can do that....... thumbs up if you agree

[ytokijkla]

Toki here..Garland, great to see you perform again. You have aways been a GREAT role model to everyone around you. I miss our times together competing in the circuits of Colorado.

[Dbad101]

Kick ass :)

[MrKrispies]

Lol 00:43 thr. 00:53

[MrStephen627]

This is gay and im sure my dads eighth degree black belt in ken po along with 3 years of being a green beret could beat this guys sorry ass

[ssj4andre21]

@MrStephen627 sucks that your dad has a fruit loop son like you. haha

[MrStephen627]

@ssj4andre21

yeah? well im sure your dad is so very proud of you sitting on the computer insulting people over the internet which is probably what you do 24/7. HAHA

[ssj4andre21]

@MrStephen627 i dont know if he is or not, but yeh to people who criticize something they know nothing about, and whose ass can be kicked in a heartbeat, yeh ill insult you like you did. karma's a bitch,bitch.

[MrStephen627]

@ssj4andre21

what im saying is my opinion. and from this i dont see appealing talent at all or that this fat ass can beat up anyone except for some loser no life punk like you

[ssj4andre21]

@MrStephen627 well your opinion is disrespectful and sucks my balls. he could def kick your shit, hell my grandma can kick your nerd ass. and yes even a punk like me could drop you in one hit. your a fruitloop.

[MrStephen627]

@ssj4andre21

i'd love to see you or your grandma even try me. im a red belt in judo and ill still beat the living crap out of you :) im not going to respond anymore because im just wasting my time.

[ssj4andre21]

@MrStephen627 id like to see it too, id be funny as hell geetin to see your judo ass get dropped with one hit. idiot "im a red bed," your a retard. it also would be halarious seein my grandma do it, you dont want that. haha

[MrStephen627]

@ssj4andre21

ok i'd love for you do try to drop me as you charge me ill knee you into the face, uppercut then hiptoss you into and armbar where then i will snap your arm in half...that would be fun :D

[NerdCoalition]

@MrStephen627 I can't believe you and ssj4andre kept an argument going for hours over the internet over your own opinions about a video that will neither effect the world or even get in the show, bravo you sad...sad gentlemen.

[MrStephen627]

@NerdCoalition

thanks that really means a lot to me even though your just gonna start more fights but whatever.

[ssj4andre21]

@NerdCoalition i do agree with you. it was dumb to accually keep a conversation with this hollow-head, its just cant fix stupid.

[ssj4andre21]

@MrStephen627 haha you fagtron, before you wold could do anything id bitch slap you across your face so hard you will have a concussion and be knocked out. cause your my bitch. you are a freaking dork bro.

[MrStephen627]

@ssj4andre21

im a dork cuz i can beat ur ass? ya last time i checked beating the shit out of someone who is probably bigger than you doesnt make u a dork. and btw when u try to slap me ill just snap ur wrist lol

[ssj4andre21]

@MrStephen627 too fast loser. haha bitch slap across your face. hahaha loser

[MrStephen627]

@ssj4andre21

ya u think what you want

[una1chica]

@MrStephen627 wow you jackass...you just proved nothing. This guy could easily beat your sorry ass with his eyes closed...so could i!! i bet youre full of shit!

[MrStephen627]

@una1chica

i bet ur just some gay ass fucking weakling who says he can beat the shit out of people when he really cant. and just to let you know...normal untrained fighting will never defeat martial arts....dumbass

[senyio1]

@una1chica yes i do know alot about the dicipline of martial arts and it simce to me either you are a troll or you are family of tha guy , ive been studying martial arts since i was 4years old not by a 5 dollar teach but a real master and trust me tell your sugar daddy he is not cut up for this .

[una1chica]

@senyio1 you know shit! obviously...i'm not related to him..and i'm not a troll..loser. if you know the discipline of martial arts show humility and learn to appreciate other styles rather than being a jackass to someone performing. you're such a loser.

[I0wn3ey0u]

Worse combo ever, country music and.. Karate? Is that it? Cuz I have No idea what your trying to do there let alone see any talent.

[elwafi77]

his ass very big طيزة كبيره جدا

[xcalibarr]

hope his balls are ok

[2009ub1]

So 2

[kingdomheartsfreak90]

I've seen way better!!! This guy dosen't have a chance!

[EverlastingxFantasy]

THe music makes it seem really dorky and dumb.

[una1chica]

@senyio1 douche bag! you dont know martial arts. you piece of shit!

[xLetsMakeAMessx]

The music only adds onto the intensity

[Mrlegomoviemaker513]

That was just awful... I'm sure piers would have buzzed you before you started!!!

[PJokerman50]

Possibly the lamest Youtube audition I've seen.

[langeMacfarlane]

I THINK THIS GUY LIKE " THE BLACK AND LONG DICKS I MEAN BELT " W/E FUCK OFF THE FAGATE BOY !!!!

[AlmiranteIrritante]

america's got badass

[sk8rdude140]

@misscynianneyu except for the fact that karate is japanese you idiot

[N1k1mon]

@Jimthedemon

Chuck Norris isn't bound by time.

[jimthedemon]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch...chuck Norris decides what time it is:)

[courtjester]

Country Chucks... different

[HuabVajRocks1]

I thought he was good, so screw what everyone says. :D

[MrGravityApple]

He really likes hitting his own nuts...

[damom9685]

Professor Johnson, I am saddened to see some of these comments. People don't understand how talented you are and that this was not the music you performed the audition to. AGT changed your music. I am honored to have had the opportunity to train with you at seminars in Las Vegas and am encouraging my friends to vote often. Good luck to you air!

[grjohnson56]

@damom9685... Thank you Sir. It's okay. This is just part of the process I suppose. My dad taught me long ago "Even if they are talking bad about you, at least they are talking about you." Thank you for your concern...I'll be okay. Have a great 4th of July. All the best to you and your family.

[MissCynianneYu]

ur discrace to chinese culture.

[grjohnson56]

@MissCynianneYu ...FYI..."Hello Mr Garland, I was finally able to see what else you had in store on your page. I watched the original video of your AGT submission with the original music, and i was blown away. It is 10x better with the original music, because your techniques make sense to the beat and provide great showmanship and technique. I back down from my previous comment of "intermediate" because the video on here just proved me wrong. Thank you for helping me understand, Keith"

[TrackG1]

Wow for people hating offiously don't know who this guy is. And by the way you should be smart enough to know he's wearing a groain cup.

[ssj4andre21]

@TrackG1 you have a brain, none of these tards have never used weapons thats why they hit themselves in the nuts and head ten quit haha.

[TheBloodwyrm]

it would be funny if he hit himself in the head

[ssj4andre21]

badass

[JoanaMoura96]

ahahahahahaha x)

[orpflog]

X  X X

[KirbyGotShot]

What if he whacked himself :P

[CorvetteKillingDSM]

I could teach this guy a thing or two I think.

[ShananagansOnYou]

@CorvetteKillingDSM

yeah you are right  " You Think"

[ItsNungarYo]

maybe if he was chinese, he would be able to do those 100 times better

[naruzero]

LOL

[HapkiFighterJ2]

he needs to meet Matt Emig so he can learn how to use nunchucks

[Carolina463]

X X X Although Sharon would send him through

[ConfusedPerspective]

Serious judging time:

I don't know about this. Something is there, but I'm not sure if it works in it's current state. I thought I saw the nunchucks were glow int he dark at one point and not in another, and I think there may be only so far you can turn them. Certainly not the worst YouTube audition though.

[moraleserick3]

i bet  he likes hitting his ball

[ImTheCoolestChicK21]

i'm suprise he didnt hit his balls

[jonnyasprin]

ill bet this guy has whacked his head and balls a few times,lose the belly Garland...dislike...

[popkn]

he needs to stick those nun chucks up his ass

[ssj4andre21]

@popkn just because you like to stick shit up your ass dosent mean everyone does. idiot.

[ssj4andre21]

@popkn just because you like to stick shit up your ass dosent mean everyone does. idiot.

[8850407]

nunchucks are crappy weapons meant to bust your balls.

[ssj4andre21]

@8850407 your a dumbass, id love to bust your ass with a pair of chucks, your ignorant. use your brain.

[8850407]

@ssj4andre21 dude get a life you dumb youtuber

[ssj4andre21]

@8850407 go talk to a female instead of being in front of a computer all day nerd

[8850407]

@ssj4andre21 i like the way you responded to what i wrote so quickly, whos the nerd now. why is that you even replied to my first post, how did it offend you? is the guy in the video your douchefag father? if he is then i would totally understand. Speaking of females had one you wouldn't be fucking with me right now. BTW there's a chick on my dick while i type this.

[ssj4andre21]

@8850407 no bro you are waiting for my response, smart one. i don't believe you have even kissed a girl, thats pry your own hand loner. so stop getting hard over you tube haha and go start getting rejected.

[8850407]

@ssj4andre21 why the fuck did you write on my profile stop "wanting my dick", are you a fag stop replying to my responses, if you respond to this you are a tru fag, go nunchuck your balls asshole.

[ssj4andre21]

@8850407 stop wanting it its gross. you are already the fag bro, your wackin off as we speak. id chuck the nerd out of you, and maybe one day you can talk to a girl. its ok your time will come hopefully ha.

[8850407]

@ssj4andre21 you replied to my response quess your a fag then, bye gay boy.

[ssj4andre21]

@8850407 later, tell your mom i say hi. nerd

[8850407]

@ssj4andre21 tell ur your mom that she made a mistake having you, you stupid nigger

[ssj4andre21]

@8850407 look at you go. tell your mom ill see her soon again.:)

[8850407]

@ssj4andre21 go get a life you fruitcake

[ssj4andre21]

@8850407 got one and its good fruit-loop loner.

[voiceofexpression]

@ssj4andre21 wow somebodys got issues. lol. ur mama is also a disgrace and i'll see her soon too. lol

[ssj4andre21]

@voiceofexpression you nerd, i got done with your mom shes good. haha you got a sister?

[voiceofexpression]

@ssj4andre21 oh u have sister? wow. share bro. thanks for telling me.

[ssj4andre21]

@voiceofexpression your an idiot, tell em both hi and well get together soon. haha

[voiceofexpression]

@ssj4andre21 i will tell them and u tell yours as well. lol

[Seedot0001]

X.....X......X

[samkim123]

do they hit themselves with it? O.o

[BehrBoz]

Ok yeah HORRIBLE Music! Haha but this is ok...?

[WARPUDDY666]

lol buba chuks master of hick-fu

[TurboFox]

it's like... nunchuck raving and it sucks bad =(

how sad.

[Guitarvox44]

woulda been cooler if there were two fully loaded revolvers on the end of those nunchucks

[ValveFanatic]

10 years later you will look back at this and say: Thank god this is not on TV

[ChickdLeon19]

not cool

[SlyAI]

Why does he keep hitting himself in the balls? Btw, anyone can fling nunchucks around.

[veggkrapyl]

Where's the BOOTS and the cowboy hat?

[Soulrider2012]

1) Worst possible music choice, wow 2) Was comedy your intent? 3) Your skill with the Nunchaku is well, better than those that usually injure themselves 4) You've obviously had no martial arts training by those kicks...LOL You better hope the Star Wars kid doesn't put up a video.

[GODSCHAIRETYCASE]

I agree w/the music and demo duo. Country & Martial Arts 2gether? Hey, as long as it works! Master Johnson is not the only one you would have 2 worry @, it would be his good friend and fellow Instr. (we'll just say J.M.). Master Johnson's wife is pretty good also, & is also a Instr..

[Ethercloud]

ninja hick-chucks yuck yuck, take your ass back to the farm lolz

[CoyotePack1996]

WTF?

[questions117]

Wow sooooo much talent. (sarcasm)

[killazown21]

any glowstick raver can do that

[MaxPwnsYou]

@killazown21 thats what i thought

[MusaMusixs]

ninja nunkucks...this dude is coooooool

[cougarrickybobby]

My 6 yr. old son can do that.... with butterfly knives.

[vicolis39]

that was not a very agreeable performance, martial arts and country music? good luck.

[ggzishggz]

I never really understood nun-shucks. There is a really High chance that you could hit yourself and if you do manage to someone besides your self the nun-chuck "pattern" would be disrupted. You would have start swing them agin for momentum and start the cycle thingy. Are nun-chucks just for show or are they really used as weapons?

[mrdiamondman89]

@ggzishggz they are indeed used as weapons and they are actually very good weapons, u just have to be VERY good at it to actually use them as weapons not as dance items.

''looks kind of cheerleaderish lol''

-GO NINJAS GO!

[ggzishggz]

@mrdiamondman89 lol thanx! :)

[Xsoul2007]

ninjasuit+hat = American way of ninja?

[equistera]

isn't he special

[tkdmaster3bd]

wtf. since when was it okay to put a fat white man in a karate uniform, give him nunchukus and call it "talent"??????

[imakepwninlemonade]

WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!

[satnitepalsystudios1]

youtube.com/user/satnitepalsys­tudios1

[EyeWarrior0545]

I just thumbed down because of the music

[xFETUSxMUNCHERx]

this has to be the gayest thing ive ever seen and the gayest song ive ever heard

[missionblank1]

worst youtube video ever

[MrRawrlmao]

Man this guy is slow lol....and wow this music is terrible

[Fresishedn]

Is it me or does it look like hes just pounding his package?

[00You010Tube00]

Any1 else wana see him rob a liq store with those?

[the1music1of1sk8]

shitty music but nice skillz ninja

[thehmonglee]

thumbs down