Mass Defect

[sirmontag699]

I can't count the number of times I've watched this video

[simslasher]

i wonder if there will be anything like this for mass effect 3?

[xXm0d01Xx]

Aaah.. memories :) 00:19

[wyattjrh]

What is the laughing or whatever it is at 6:10 from?

[AliSherbert]

My 11 year old brother showed me this and this is litterlly the lamest shit iv'e ever seen.

[hannes918819]

So mutch DERP! :D

[gamerguy5155]

2..... Right fucking now.

[aparzoo]

Soooooooooooooo was this like an alternate story line for Mass Effect 1? Because it ends at the beginning of Massefect 2

[TheFirewalker28]

I need that clock!

[XDarkAllNightX]

Explendid >:D

[NewMountProductions]

how do u make these?

[Spagia6]

This was incredible. Honestly the best 27 minutes of my life. PLEASE MAKE MORE!

[Compedy]

LMAO

Im here to see paco...

Pahco?

Paco

Pahco?

Tahco

Taco???

There aint no taco here fella, get lost!

[reaperofthedamned07]

I'm not even going to taint this with a comment. This is gold.

[tennebaum34]

Dis were da prtys at? PAWTY TIME!!!!!!!

[Clint945]

Well hello there you!

...Yes you... The person reading this.

Hello! and welcome to the internet!

This is a good example of the type of stuff you can find here :)

I hope you enjoy your stay!

Goodbye, i have to go belong all your bases now.

[TheAirSoftDude45]

BEST

[AutobotSparkyPrime]

Why...

[TheExplosiveBomb]

I remember the day i found this in my sub box. So many laughs. If only there was a second one ....

[TheRedsun13]

*Sniff* No words can describe this... this... masterpiece...

[wyattjrh]

2:18 loloolololol

[legospy210]

Back me up vito!

[imajokerthatpwn]

This is probably the most retarded shit all over youtube

[megaman0426]

im going to dislike this for the lulz

[megaman0426]

Sound effects?

[kookla10]

well that was... interesting

[MinecraftOfEpic]

Drive Safely C:

[LulzAreGud]

7:29

[LulzAreGud]

7:30

[TheSmallfryadam]

665 people r gonna die for disliking this

[Gorexpert]

props for the jet set radio future

[AkaiWalktrought]

need song at 20:48 , 20:09 and 23:00 please ^^

[mt2oo8secondary]

@AkaiWalktrought They are all at the end -.-'

[FlyingDwarfzz]

The Fuck did i just watch for the last half hour of my life.

[awesomepersontep2]

Epic randomness and I'm 13

[nomercy8989]

ROFLMAO this was EPIC! :D Good job

[StaticGAMRS]

lol5oclock

[jelydon488]

this is incredible

[Fingered22]

18:11 I so gotta have that as my wallpaper!

[Robotg295]

where can I find the laugh at 7:28? :D

[john95550]

what is that break bone program at 20:07 ?

[ChocolateGod94]

@john95550 Its no program, its just MK(2011) footage of the X-Ray combos you can use.

[RequiemOfTheFirst]

Shepard has problems.

[arrowthroughcreeper1]

lol red dead redeption cameo

[RPGarrysmod]

24:07 IT, IS FUCKING OUTRAGE !

[Fredulda]

I am curious as to what you could create with a Hollywood-budget.

[Barcode12jeg10]

7:47 ROFL CHOPPER

[skmojoed]

Yeah, I watched the whole fucking thing

[SRVNORMANDY]

04:39 - 05:08

Perfectly shows my reactions and state of mind when I play amnesia at night.

[SAHLISS]

This should be on adult swim

[seanthamaster]

@SAHLISS I know seriously. 90% of Adult Swim's shows are utterly awful garbage. I honestly find this 100x more funny then Squidbillies or the God awful Children Hospital.. This really should be on Adult Swim.

[dissforlife]

@seanthamaster squidbillies is fantastic you should die

[seanthamaster]

@dissforlife I'd rather watch a leathery, maggot ridden, turd squeeze through a garden hose than watch squidbillies. It isn't funny. You probably are one of those kids who laugh at Family Guy and don't even get 80% of the references.

[dissforlife]

@seanthamaster erm sorry you have a TF2 avatar and you found a TF2 "xD so randum" Mass Effect machinima to be funny yet you're calling me a kid lmao. no family guy is awful unfortunately you just don't understand actual comedy.

[seanthamaster]

@dissforlife Which leaves me to question why you're on this video. And it's Mass DEFECT. There's a difference between Mass Effect and Mass Defect. Get off this video if you're such a "funny man." I've seen Mormons with a better sense of humor. If George Carlin, "Fluffy", and Bill Cosby made their own Garry's Mod machinimas, I'd watch them.

[dissforlife]

@seanthamaster uh yeah the video is titled "mass defect" but it is a machinima based on the game "mass effect". thanks for clarifying. i'm on this video because i came to see what it was and it turned out to be an awful TF2 machinima. also george carlin and bill cosby wouldnt make machinima because generally its awful. if "fluffy" is a reference to gabriel isglasias i can see you're awful and have bad taste in comedians.

[seanthamaster]

@dissforlife Oh, right. Because anyone who enjoys some good Carlin have a bad taste in humor. You know.. Carlin was right about you Americans. Go wave your prick elsewhere. Squidbillies is an AWFUL show. dealwithit.jpg

Good day to you, friend.

[dissforlife]

@seanthamaster noo, anyone who enjoys "fluffy" has a bad taste in humor. also carlin was american you fucking muppet lmao. way to top off your shitty comment with an awful meme "dealwithit.jpg".

[CommissarKozlov]

@dissforlife If you dont find kittys videos funny or enjoyable. You shouldnt be here in the first place. I dont see why you even took time to comment here. Because im sure you have better things to do. Right? People enjoy his videos and if that bothers you then as the Spanish say. "Muy mal"

[brandonfishas]

@seanthamaster Metalocalypse. Nuff said.

[HyperTraps]

The part with the Mortal Combat X-Ray specials was epic.

[CanIGetaGame134]

Fuck you, Motherfucker! COME BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOUR FUCKIN ASS!

[Robertward111]

@CanIGetaGame134 "Fuck you mother fucker come back here so I can fuckin kill your fuckin ass" is how it auctualy goes but its still funny

[ThaBoyIsak]

whats the song at the "jam" part

[TheDarkhelmet95]

@ThaBoyIsak you make my dreams com true

[jonsandersgame]

When I don't have the right tools I generally say it "Doesn't have a thermal clip"....which makes this vid even better

[captianzrk]

22:29 kills me everytime

[wowcomentater]

For all of you who dont understand, this makes so much political sense when ur high.

[reloadingdontshoot1]

My cancer has been cured

[VirnoInferno999]

19:07 Shavings on waffles!

What the hell was Garrus even shaving just then anyway!?

[VirnoInferno999]

EDI: There is no time, your flamethrower.....

Shepard: Ihavetogo!

[SAHLISS]

wow i needed that. ya know when things are moving so fast that your mind cant process anysense out of anything so your stuck looking at it? you get high off that shit.

oh yeah im subscribing to thease mutherfuckers.

[Tenchigo100]

Merry Birthday.

[Juanath17]

AGHR WHY IS IT SO GOOD IT MAKES MY BRAIN MELT INTO SILLY

[PaintballMask]

really fucking good.

[TheKusa5]

i just relized that the ending of this was like the start of Mass effect 2... ._.

[DoritozzAS]

Mass defect 2?

[gmodman999]

Who needs serious when you have this piece of sexy?

[ryanchapinable]

and again what the hell

[ryanchapinable]

what the hell



[TheEli2033]

This. Is. Amazing.

[supermangakid]

Can anyone tell me the song that plays in 13:37? I've heard in it Mafia I and II before, but I never knew the name...

[azcerder]

I HAVE THE STRANGEST BONER

[gmodman999]

@azcerder So do I, but mine's not strange.

[Techsketch]

Today in my Physics class, my friend poked my shoulder. I looked over, and he was pointing at a term in the Glossary of our Physics book. It read "mass defect." We laughed like idiots.

[Remscar]

What in the world did i just watch.

[Remy5611]

After watching it completely for the 4th time, still the best gmod vid I've ever seen!

I just keep laughing :D

[tobi1480]

Winnie the Pooh has never been so scary...

[Pieprzyk97]

The sound ,,zobodoa,, (or something like that) (8:08) is also awesome.

[SkillzMan1027]

Worth every second.

[Pieprzyk97]

If i got The other sounds from this video too, i would be happy ;)

[timeassassin92]

best part is from 0:00 to 27:45

[Pieprzyk97]

Where can i find the sound ,,hi,, (3:27)? It's so awesome! XD

[DaMaisteri]

keep making this amaizing shit!

[CrownzProduction]

I LOVE the faces Vito makes XD

[john95550]

this is the best video from kitty0706

[NinjaHero361]

What were the maps you used in this video?

[MrSmoofist]

holy SHIT best vid you made!

[Lordakia70250]

7:30

OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMM­M

*driing* *take the phone*

allô yes ........

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMM­MM

[LZZslj]

Gawd your such a spaz!

[siIentsource]

The gordon freeman scene was freaking epic.

[grooby1011]

24:02 Warios scream from Mario Party. :3

[ConstantineTheFallen]

400,000 dollars? for milk?! psh ill just milk my neighbors wife



[kittypetwarrior163]

at first i was like :| and then i was like XD and then i was like /like and fav! and then i watched the last 20 minutes of the video :3

[gigastrike2]

If I had a dime for every time they used a fart sound...

[TheIndiana212]

650 didn't find the jam

[Mangadget999]

18:24 Hes playing Jet Set Radio... with an NES controller.... upside down....

[GoldenGyroBalls]

That was incomprehensible. But in a good way. I think.

[xXslipknotbvjhXx]

14:26 WAT DA F*CK XD

[Cessebabe]

awesome job, great show, it was a rollercoaster of funny randomness

[Holmklo]

I will never take Mass Effect serious again...

[wozza1997]

15:08-15:09

[HSD112]

still a better love story than twilight

[limaniner34]

Mass Defect is more like what Commander Shepard would be doing after finishing Mass Effect 3...

[dukex007]

@14:25 that laugh almost killed me XD

[lafafafafafunga]

LETS GO, MOVE IT!!

[DNAgamer1]

but whats with the eyes ;-]

[DNAgamer1]

i cant stop laughing

[FLShift]

jockey scream worked.

[xyntota]

most hilarious gmod video ever made

[SPECFORCESWAT]

im here to see packo

pahcko?

takouh

taco?

there aint no taco here fella get lost

[nuubio]

@jonsandersgame i have it in my phone,got it randomly off some site like 2 years ago

[jonsandersgame]

@nuubio Grrrr.....That Nathan Drake Laugh is histerical....if you find it again....Link it to me...

[DontPhearThisReaper]

what. . .. what did i just watch. . . . .

[SgtHydra]

@DontPhearThisReaper Half Life 3: "Rise and Shine" DLC.

Worth the weight.

[Isuperspy]

...I'll take it!

[reoako1]

jizz flakes, part of a nutritious breakfest

[tbone4720]

my name is edie and i'm an awesome computer thingy

[monkeyman767]

I don't know what happened, I just know I loved it

[searousstealth]

like the fighting at 20:08

[ConstantineTheFallen]

Song? 22:59

[moviemaster8510]

18:12 My new desktop background. I regret nothing.

[Pieprzyk97]

I want this clock alarm sound in my phone!!!

[rafajoerman]

cade o link pra abaxar o minercfatf?

[RadiatedComedy]

Mafia 2 Amnesia and a couple otheres

[RadiatedComedy]

I Love This i Watch It All The Time What Da

[frushie15]

I am now complete.

[trolled34]

this is the sort of thing that gose on in my dreams every night

[FreeKill2080]

Can anyone list all the games and movies that were referenced in this video? XD

[TheRanterGuy]

Where the fuck is that b1tch, I need a sandwich

[xXl33tn0sc0pe4l1f3Xx]

kitty what do you smoke?

[azanic2]

@xXl33tn0sc0pe4l1f3Xx He does not smoke he has R.U.B.B.E.R.F.R.U.I.T Disease

[mattstorm360]

MOVE!!!

[Ijnekono]

Mass Defect 2???

[zoeblo1]

1:05 killed me XD

[RadiatedComedy]

Kitty0706 Can You Plz make An Elliot goes To School Zombie Invasion Epiosde Plzzz That Would Be Awesome If You Could

If Any one A Grees You Can like My Comment

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[zoeblo1]

@RadiatedComedy grees?

[MrEvilGrin]

17:32

That voice clip was in Turok 64 whenever an enemy died.

[SRVNORMANDY]

The council can kiss my ass!

[eroticide16]

omfg 0:25 makes me laugh every time OHHH!!! (FART!!)

[emozombe]

21:16 my fav part

[pickelwaffellord]

04:29 I sense a bit of Ed. I8) < Ed

[pickelwaffellord]

@pickelwaffellord Nevermind what I said he used a lttle bit of Ed everywhere.

[TheHaloking26]

You my kind sir have a new subscriber.

[SergioSource]

I love how there's 2 jokes at 1:04

[MyChemicalBromance]

I now understand the concept of binding energy. Look it up.

[angelmarine1292]

The OCD is strong with this one.

[donny1782]

why the hell was driving the truck at 23:34

[Pkeslyfe]

04:40 - 05:00 An epic Random button express.

[Jackw00pw00p2]

You drive like my fuckin grandmother you know that? lol

[GuitarBoyEvan]

fart

[zekogroundzero]

whats that he's playing in the beginning of Sunday?

[robotwo]

@zekogroundzero

I think that might be one of the snow parts from Uncharted 2.

Not sure though.

[Leonardogfa]

That awesome heavy-armored helicopter is ultra random

[xXxZAKONxXx]

KITTY FOR PRESIDENT :D

[virado255]

My brain seems to have shut down. It cant tolerate this insanity without being infected.

[DrDudius]

Goddamn brilliant xD you're my favorite gmodder

[Steven89444]

this is for what youtube was maked! LOL!

[billay360]

I love Shepard's sharp fall into pure terror at 4:40

[DBurner9]

What did shepard say at 15:04?

[MrWetTowels]

Wow no "ah yes reapers" joke?!