DUKE NUKEM FAIL, A Duke Nukem Forever Parody

[jewboy7740]

1.05 "im here to kick ass and chew bubblegum is a quote from 96.1 fm

[Tuskor130]

Duke Nukem Forever was a fail on its own.

[left4fked20000]

0:20 - 0:22

[Etherreth]

1:11 Where's the fly?

[koltr567]

1:08 best line in my oppinion :3 lmao besides the the bubble gum one... im craving bubblicious now (runs to gas station) ok im good now lmao.

[JefroBlood]

Do a barrel roll!

[SpudandWiltshire]

life is a box of chocolates...

if your fat, it goes quickly.

[hiroicman]

:3 LOL

[QuarterFlip1]

@lloydjune1 I don't want to play the game anymore, I heard its crap...

[GodzillaX8]

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck" is ripped from Full Metal Jacket's opening scene. He says "I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck" to Joker.

[lokenlena]

:3

[QuarterFlip1]

WHY is he holding a piece of crap? 0:29

[Jerro555]

@QuarterFlip1 He's a turd burgler

[lloydjune1]

@QuarterFlip1 in the game at the beginning of the game your in the locker room and there are toilets where you can pick up crap AKA (dont play this game fun at first then you feel as you wasted money)

[Kravrathian]

I'm all outta gum...Time to kick some ass

[DR2and1]

Im batman :3

[SongahmTemple]

Anybody notice the shit in his hand at 0:29?

[olologka]

It`s a me - MARIO!

[buttoncliker]

all i can say is wtf

[heyman10987654321]

0:29 Is that a shit is his hand?

[TeLaMoN321]

i got the feeling that we're not in kansas anymore XD

[Mboy1100]

So much Duke...so much win....

[sladikk]

I've got balls of steel :3

[TheDarkness215]

:3

[MsMinecraftminer1234]

0:28

[MsMinecraftminer1234]

click this to see that he's holding his own sh*t

[Titochito01]

I am batman :3

[soopahsawneck]

:3

[elborrachitgracioso9]

0:46 forrest gump?

:p

[asparagusoffice]

"Life is like a box of chocolates..."

*obese man*

"...but you probably know that more than I do."

[WilliamWallace535]

What do u expect to find on a box of chocolates? Chocolates? NO! I expect to find sardines!

[sahdowlord]

:3 at 0:17 :DDDD

[hopkidokid]

he sounds like hank hill a little XD

[cjme1]

it would be funny if you made him say

"no no no, the line is 'say what'"

[mehitman92]

Yo Adrean! :3

[CommanderMeaty]

The game is badass

[Danielko200914]

Killtacular!"

"I'm BATMAAAN!"

[Darkslayer274]

Where is "I'm gonna rip of your head and shit down your neck form"?

[noregrets92]

@Darkslayer274

i heard it on full metal jacket, the drill sarge says it.

[betanick14]

all i give is Fs and as kicking

and im all out of F

[millerman1669]

first line: "I've got balls of steel" LOVE IT-

[samurai137x]

:3

[DeadShotX20201X]

what happened to "if its not my way- hell its my way"

[LtRic0]

omfg i died the entire time!

[jamesos1996]

Hey guys im a new youtuber and i would appreciate it if you would view my videos and maybe subscribe like or comment thanks for reading

[tyranus226]

The reason his is jumping games/movies is because even Duke Nukem himself thought his latest game sucked.

[AstatPanSkoczyslaw]

:3

[Ikram5514136]

0:28 IS THAT FUKING SHIT IN HIS HAND!

[chrisdemo188]

0:46 fat guys doughnut hand is backwards. O>O

[cheater722]

0:30 why does duke nucum have a turd in his hand

[IamGodzillaRawr]

:3

[MINEGUY574]

:3

[Boninja88]

The Forrest Gump one was the best.

[Colin1486]

duke nukem forever was just a fail in general

[Sux2suk59]

What animation program is used??

[TacoNinja27]

@Sux2suk59 - he doesnt use a program. its all his artwork

[SeaborgiumGames]

@TacoNinja27 He means what program he used to animate the scenes, not draw them.

[peaughfan101]

:3



[IMCRYSTALMAN]

dude this is just awesome.

[DarkTricker1000]

0:29

WTF HE HAS ON HIS HAAAND O_O

[SnowFoxyWolf]

@DarkTricker1000 He has poop. =0!

[tryhardbub117]

WTF?

[darranjuuutubekattel]

:3



[akfn979]

:3

[TheRealFurryFox]

:3

[TheLethalDoughnut]

is it just me or does duke look a lot like dolph lundgren?

[FireFlameVids]

:3

[lildickheads]

im bord.

[magnawolf171]

1:15 OMG!

[AdirtyGHETT0kid]

:3

[cxiec1]

Do Pokemon plzzzzzz it would be awesome! XD

[Piefertje]

where is the second like button? it's supposed to be in here somewhere...

[creepydarktwilicht]

i don't see a difference

[iceman78772]

Needs more heavy breathing.

[eliasz0002]

can anyone tell me evry title of the films that those quotes came from?

[nej922]

there is sooooo much copyrighted stuff in this

[Infecting123]

Far Cry 3 | Stranded [North America]

[OblongSausage]

Did you make that turtle cannon game that was all I played for like a month?

[zshurtm3]

why is he holding a turd at 0:28 ...?

[ThunderKingSwing]

@zshurtm3 i guess you never played duke nukem forever

[killou74]

DO A BARELL FUCKING ROLL

[thehmph1]

Duke Nukem deserves an Grammy for best actor!!

[BlazetheWolven]

OMG DO A BARREL ROOOOOOLLLL

[LehmannLea]

Man this is SOPA's enemy...

[CelticDragon0]

@LehmannLea The vid or the guy who uploaded it?

[elborrachitgracioso9]

@LehmannLea ikr

[ANiceProduction]

@LehmannLea how?

[ZtruProductions]

What program do you use to make your animations? Please reply

[Dewani90]

@ZtruProductions flash 8? everyone in new grounds is a flash pro

[panzergrenadier12313]

My name is Adrian

[VGMster]

"MAYBE U SHOULD GO BACK TO GREENBOW, ALABAMA!!!" ("Forest Gump" Line)

[MrAnimeFreak11]

oh wow........

[1JesseW]

0:43 Duke Nukem boi face :3

[OfficialPacifica]

Its funny because he actually says most of those lines through out his games.

[TheBansheeBomb]

:3

[TheFrying]

bruce wayne is a fake batman this just proves it XD

[EDGEofDARKNESS100]

Voice ?

[EDGEofDARKNESS100]

Is that John Lauranitis's sound?

[scarygirl2000]

@1172sierra* I agree toby does way better voices

[zekeisthere]

I'm batman lol 

[th3ARCanIN3]

lol... star fox...

[Skyrim4everr]

why are his eyes purple?

[MrPurpleBricks]

Looks like this video

(puts on glasses)

Is about Duke Nukem

YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[ChevalierofBlades]

Why is he holding a tird in the bathroom part?

[DWatchRazgriz]

What The Fuck! *BOOOOOMMMMM* Mwuahhahahahahhahah.

[Dembrakisit]

I think there zhould be a an Arkham city fail. you see to like it so much.

[jonahsoulthorn]

Don't Nukem: FAILEVAR

[M0K3YWR3NCH]

Funny comment from the video I just watched!!!!!! meow.

[funnyguy1127]

and I'll pay the rent when you fix this damn door!! :3

[forgetfulmandude]

:3

[czam425]

Peter Parker didn't say, "With great power comes great responsibility". That was Uncle Ben, no not the black guy with the rice.

[1xXcoolioXx1]

@czam425 i believe he says it somewhere in spiderman 2 or at the end of 1 or something like that, its been a while so i cant remember exactly but i think he does say it at some point. but yea uncle ben says it first.

[aiden1340]

:333333333333333333333333

[BBQhaxs]

:3

[MrSushiBomber100]

:3

[Narriation222]

:3

[gdroff]

:3

[Winayeah189]

Im guna rip of ur head and shit down ur neck LAMO!!!!111!!

[Logicalspy]

Let me put a smile on- STFU HOE! I'M BATMAN!

[fangtimes]

this is missing: luke i am your father

-darth vader from starwars.

[icereaper88]

no see the game was more of a fail than this could ever be

[Fogdale]

The 0:18 Epic Face



[Kangur08]

Where is: "You shall not pass!"?

[GMovieSeeker]

The only stuff missing is him dressed as drill sergeant Hartman when he says "Imma rip off your head and shit down your neck." and as Ash saying "Hail to the king, baby."

[HotsDonutz]

Interesting that "They live" is in the clip since "They Live" is what inspired the creators of Duke Nukem

[sora2211]

0:37 Rocket Raccoon...?

[sydmanone]

y does this remind me of toss the turttle?

[energyboy5696]

I've got BALLS OF STEEL. :3

[Mariothehero27]

Im batman :3

[deferdicus]

:3

[adrianomegaMC]

DUDE WHY THE FUCK DOES DUKE NUKEM SAY MY NAME?!?!

THIS IS FUCKING CREEPY!

1:01

[benarutos]

was he holding a peice of shit??

[theliegeofshadows]

@benarutos Yes. In Duke Nukem Forever, you can take shit from toilets and throw it at enemies.

[uberfail1337]

I'm here to kickass and chew bubblegum. I'm all out of bubblegum.

[Usagangster3]

Am I the only one who got every single one of these jokes?

[heltfuckd]

may the force be with you :3

[Mrpivot34]

0:30 IT'S THE POOP THROWING GUUUYYYY !!!!!

[dlbert2000]

some people dont understand what 'fail' means..

[sinari2600]

:3



[ghost211122]

ITS A ME, DUKE!



[freezeframeguys]

Its funny because I`m watching Forrest Gump

[dennismennis13]

i'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and i'm all out of gum...... wait

[brolygvc]

the real fail was that it took so long to make the game but it still suck ass

[TheCKWay]

the only thing this is missing is "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!"

[tonertul2]

ho my goooooood!!! lol

[SpudandWiltshire]

life is a box of chocolates, If your fat. It goes quickly.

[IronRoses24]

@SpudandWiltshire lol haha good one!

[bubbaboyize]

@SpudandWiltshire WOW you made my day JK cuz im fat -_-

[whoopdawoop]

:3 >:3 [;3 ]:3

[killapoons]

wanst this game a big fail?

[bonjanglevash]

haha wtf

[scaldash]

im batman! catface:3

[SolidArtifex]

:30 is he hold a turd?

[ThaGERG]

the :3 face did it for me every time!

[travonaqw]

anyone else notice the way his mouth looks like b...wait nevrmind

[alajhondro]

IM BATMAN



[Bannanverket]

:3



[gfyusebfsbguidng]

I`ve got balls of steel :3

[persiangeorgiev]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" wow, how outdated..

[lpskat]

i loved this XD

[GenerousJeff]

Still more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart.....

[legoclaw14]

okay about the box of chocalate i didn't relize till now and it is disgusting

(i figure it out since heput the bocks of chocalate in ya know between his legs :3)

[RobyFlyForFunx4]

;3

[AndThenCameThenC]

B3 <--- with glasses

[deadspace375]

Where's 0:37 from

[RsWorldDragonClawz]

NO I HAS BAWLS OF STEEL

[Havk995]

Dildo: Brrrrr....

Duke: Oh, you wanna play!

Our duke :D

[mkzhero]

yeah forever was a piece of shit game...

[cjbigsby91]

wow worthless... so many people like this crap? really?

[Wolves9710]

bleh boring

[TheArzonite]

Look at the backround at 1:22 :D