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  • I was watching this the other and started bursting out laughing cause I suddenly realized the jock is EXACTLY like my guy friend to a tee and realized he was a giant asshole I sent him this link and he said it was exactly like him! I told him seth rogen hates you. He still doesn't realize he is the giant douche in this situation .... HAHAHA

  • @freestuffrox1

    cool story, bro

  • Time to suck todays dick! LOL

  • What's that teachers name dude is funny in everything I see him in

  • like if you kept on skiping back to the part where he says you chimp fucking little bastard :')

  • "seriously, your jeff goldblum expression made me pee my pants seriously!"

    "aghshh, i wish!"

    Dale's expression "WTF" 

  • @panik448 "What?! Fuck Jeff Goldblum man!" ;)

  • I make that same incredulous face motion all the time. So useful around all the fucking weirdos in this world.

  • Time to suck today's dick!

  • claaaaaaaaaaaaasic!

  • Best 10 seconds of my life: 1:40-1:50. LOL

  • Sporty Spice: Yeah no problem, no problem, no problem....

  • heard that. wish i didn't hear that but i heard that

  • 0:42 epic face son

  • "Middle finger don't stop the clock."

  • Jock is such a dick

  • "police liaison officer" hahaha

  • "oh okay you've got T minus 30 seconds..."

    haha T minus 30 seconds I LOVE IT!

  • Why don't you go fuck yourself ya weird little prick!

  • Middle finger don't stop the clock!

  • The jock and the teacher in this are both cunts.

  • Dude I heard so much about you man, you're real cool, I mean you're great

  • Hilarious.

  • "Uhum I heard that, I wish I didn't hear that but I just heard that" HAHAHAHAHA!

  • I wish

  • I WISH!!!

  • Why dont you go fuck yourself you weird little prick

  • Seriously your Jeff Goldbloom impression made me pee my pants....Ahh I wish!!

  • I want Amber Heard to sit on my face...

  • MHMMMMM I HURD THAT

  • Why are people on here just repeating lines from the film and gettin thumbs up for it?

  • @Gdsman18 why don't you go and suck today's dick. btw, my name is not Today. Today is the guy below me.

  • Ya chimp fuckin' little bastard

  • @Gdsman18 Woah what a fucking shocker.

  • haha i watcch this while high :D

  • I love it how the wierd little prick teacher starts to talk like clark as soon as he leaves to try and be cooler . hahaha BEST MOVIE

  • you chimp fucking little bastard hahaha

  • Fuck Jeff Goldbloom man

  • i didi not know sporty spice is in it

  • Next year college, wooo woo

  • Ah yeah dude college next year college man ooooo!

  • "uh huh i heard that, i wish i didn't hear that but i just heard that"

  • "im not a student so i can say whatever the fuck i want you chimp fuckin little bastard!" hahahahha

  • Yeah no problem no problem no problem...

  • hell to the yes

  • I heard so much about you thats where you punch him.

  • Aww man I wish!

  • I'm sorry! Since when are ginger kids and and jew fros cool!

  • Hahaha only just noticed at 0:22 he says 'Why you don't date a nice guy your age' never realized that before.

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

  • i always laugh when he says "go fuck yourself you weird little prick"

    gets me every time.....

  • "Mhmmm, I heard that. I wish I didn't hear that. But i just heard that!"

  • "You chimp fuckin little bastard"

    Oh my god. Watched that high. Pissed myself laughing.

  • Sporty Spice reminds me of that viral video surfer dude.

  • t -

  • hey man, hey, next year, college man! college! OOOOooooooOOOOOOO! 

  • FUCK JEFF GOLDBLUM.

  • to bad sporty spice doesnt have a soul

  • you chimp fucking little bastard.

  • "Here we go Galaxy here we go! Here we go Galaxy here we go!"

    "This is awesome! This is AWESOME!"

  • LMAO He Look ust like a teacher at my School.. Mr. Pietro

  • haha love this scene!

  • Shut the fuck up u weird little prick I'm not a student so I can say whatever the fuck I want

  • Middle finger don't stop the clock!

  • lol got a teacher exactly like that at my old high school

  • time to suck todays dick, thats what i'm talking about!!!

  • Fuck Jeff Goldblum man

  • at 1:55 he stuck up the wrong finger lol

  • @killerkrys no he didnt

  • "Mmmhhmmmm, I heard dat, I wish I didm't hear dat, but I just heard dat"

    Hhahahah that made me laugh so hard!

  • I got the uhh, Oh you got her ass such sarcasm

  • hahaha at Seth's face after that kid says "i wish"

  • "time to suck today's dick"

    lol who says that

  • lol why is she dating him?

  • TIME TO SUCK TODAY'S DICK.

  • @AyooooAlec i love seth rogen's face at 1:32: "That's right..." he has that WTF face; he's the only one who thought what Clark said wasn't normal.

  • middle finger don't stop the clock!

  • ill watch her ass for u

  • whats the name of the teacher ? i really need to know

  • Fuck Jeff Goldblum, man!

  • @xSANTIAGOandDUNBARx

    this what i say man

  • Your impression made me pee my pants...I wish

  • college wooooooh xD

  • time to go suck todays dick!! LMFAO

  • "dude i heard so much about you, your real cool".....LMAO what a tool

  • " I will watch her back for you, 'cause I know there's gonna be tons of guys that are gonna be...trying to...get on that.. shit, so "

  • chimp fucking little bastard i nearly shit myself laughing it so funny

  • I wish I didn't hear that, but I just heard that.

  • middle finger don't stop the clock,lol

  • ermm herr, i heard that, i wish i didnt hear that. but i just heard that

  • he looks like a fucken kuwalu:D

  • you chimp fucking bastard XD

  • You cant talk to me like that GUY!

  • lmao "time to suck todays dick"

  • Why are there like 9 guys following sporty spice?

  • that was really gay. what the student said. time to suck today's dick. lmao

  • who is the wierd teacher? and the high school student that said time to suck today's dick?

  • "Time to suck todays dick"

  • hahahahahahaahhaah chick fucking little bastard

  • this is one of the funniest movies ever made

  • middle finger doesn't stop the clock.

  • chimp little fukcing bastard

  • time to suck todays dick lmfao

  • "You little chimp bastard" Hahaha best movie out there. And stepbrothers.

  • @ThePyroKidz well put lol

  • sporty spice hahaha

  • arh, i wish

  • "time to suck todays dick" hahaha

  • you could use almost every line from this movie as an inside joke god its so funny!

  • LOL at seth rogen's face after the guy said that he wished she peed her pants

  • im not a student so i can say whatever the fuck i want LMFAO!!!!!

  • mmmm hmm i heard that i wish i didnt hear that but i just heard that....hahahaha

  • hahaha i never noticed when he started counting down "29...twent.....middle finger doesnt stop the clock! 26"

  • woot! go arthur! lol

    the guy that played that clarke dude is my cousin. and he's a freak. lol.

  • mmmm i heard that...

    i wish i didn't hear that but i just heard that.

  • haha he'd get a swift kick to the nuts :D

  • "College Eeeeooow"

    Hahahah Fuz a dumbshit!

  • hahahahahha

    /watch?v=r8icWjwq3bY&feature=r­ec-fav-watch-cur_emp-exp_stron­ger_r2

  • hows it goin sporty spice lmao

  • go fuck yourself you weird little prick

  • @1234bozwell

    real Canadian talk !! I love it

  • college WOOO hahahaha

  • You chimp fuckin little bastard!

  • "It's Time To Suck Today's Dick" 1:27 lolz, what, so random

  • I'm a teacher OK? you can't talk to me like that guy! Lol!!!!!!!!! this shit cracks me up a lot each time I seet it, seriously!.

  • GO FUCK YOURSELF!! Ya weird little prick!!!!

  • sporty spice looks like a typical and stupid ass jock haha but he did a good job at being a MIMBO

  • fuck oath

  • Time to suck today's dick that's what I'm talkin' about hahahhaaha

  • lol those assholes below me don't know shit about grammar, stupid chimp fucking bastards roflmao

  • @xidreamtofyoux *thumbs up*

  • What does "time to suck today's dick" mean? DUN THROW ME SHIT ALLRIGTH?? im just asking cause i dun fucking know and i really do wanna jezz...

  • WHY R U SO STOOPID YOU IDIOTE hao can u not know what teh fok that meens, sstoopid littel shittt!

  • Shut up fagboy

  • no u r becuz u doent even know wat "time to suck today's dick" meens, stoopid idiote retart hed

  • I think u r coz u know a lot about dick sucking.

  • i think u r coz u know a lot about being a stoopidhed fagboy who eats his mommas ass hairs nightly!!!! LOL! LOL! LOL XD XD XD XD

  • Stop screwing with ur dad's account and fuck urself u weird lil fagget.

  • no u becuz u r using ur dad's account and u suck a lot of dick hahahahah becuz ur stupid and just stop u idiote

  • Stop it retardo u r just embarrasing ur pityself even more....

  • no i'm not hahah u stupid retart hed i am so much smarters then u so stop it now befor evryone laffs at u k? hahahah idiote

  • Whatever Beavis.

  • lol shut it BUtthead lol lol lol becuz u r an ass

  • lol lol arf arf lol lol....fucking retardo.

  • arf arf lol what r u a dog? mother fucker I sware I'm gong to KILL you if u continue to fok with me littel shit shit

  • Faggets cant sware so dun even try to do it every time some dude hurt ur turdy vagina.

  • u should know becuz u r a fagget u dum fagget. my penis is the only turdy part of my body becuz i'm analling ur mother fagbrainshit

  • best movie ever!!!

  • why dont u go fuck urself u weird lil prick

  • u chimp fuckin lil bastard hahahaha

  • "Time to suck todays dick! That's what i'm talking about!.."

  • fuck you, you chimp fucking little bastard

  • time to suck todays dick!

  • 0:42

    the look on seth's face... soooooo perfect

  • chimpfucking little bastard <3

  • she is fuuuucking hot

  • Time to suck today's dick! That's what I'm talking about

  • why dont you go fuck uself u weird little prick lolololol omy sooooo funny

  • 1:40 lmao xD

  • lol

  • the chimp fuckin' little bastard teacher is in Superbad, =D so's Seth Rogan.

  • Love Seth Rogen's face after sporty spice said "I wish" lol

  • hahahaha u chimp fucking little bastard!!!! lolololol

  • "time to suck today's dick?" what does that even mean? i guess i've been out of high school for too long.

  • its a phrase meaning "well time to go through the days crap" being in school he isnt looking forward to learning and all that stuff, so its the equivilent to sucking a dick.

  • or at least thats what i think it means LOL

  • obviously he just means to start the day....but that's the best part lol