DIce moves on to victim #3, Nicole from the Morning Mashup part 3

[TheWilliam696969]

Nicole LOOOOOOOOOVE getting cum on her faceeeee

[craze6663]

shes fucking hot

[asspunchquarterpound]

shutcha mout when im tawkin ta sombody!!

[futurebillionaire08]

I love sexist humor, there aren't any real sexist comedians around anymore.

[bigspintantien]

well you did it to yourself gotta be the best dice line period. Opie should jump on dice's bandwagon to live a long healthy life.

[toolbass24]

Ford fairlane

[ShinRyojin]

Dice looks like Paulie Walnuts fucked the Old Guy from the Six Flags commericals.

[callitasicit33]

This guy is such a sleaze!

[freedomofthinking]

"Any guy that's really serious doesn't let you just move in with him" Real Teaching like Tom Leykis...true

[ChrJahnsen]

Andrew Dice Clay. Over 50 years old and still the coolest man on this planet. LOVE that guy!

[stonesourbonez20]

She looks like david blaine with a wig on

[iSOBigD]

Yeah she's gorgeous.

[ritter89]

@iSOBigD gorgeous? man, you guys must be hard up. Nice hair but her face looks like she's got a few chromosomes missing.

[iSOBigD]

@ritter89 Well, everyone likes different things, but I like brunettes and she looks great to me despite her flat butt. There's definitely something going on around the eye area, I know what you mean, but that's all right, no one's perfect.

[steven4rmnewyork]

NICOLE IS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL

[mykcheck1212]

2:30 to 2:40 Dice planting the seed of doubt in her mind over her boyfriend LOL.

[GODDOMOTFRONK]

dice is still the iron sheik of stand up

[OneBigmutha1109]

I'd stick my tounge up her ass, I had to say this because my bitch GIRLFreind or whatever said she caught me saying this once before. So, why lie?

[Nightwing690]

Thats Dice!?!?!

Man he got old

[KingOfAllNoobs]

@Nightwing690 he's a 54 year old jew what u expect

[Nightwing690]

@KingOfAllNoobs lol, and he's still a pimp

[jchop469]

she is so good looking... i never knew what she looked like until now... wow

[wallincarl]

that shit is funny

[OneBigmutha1109]

shut cha mout wen um tawkin to sumbuddy! Dice Spelling...lol. The King.

[ontariobuds]

oh my he is such an ugly looking man

[jackass2286]

Dices forehead got huge!

[ChrJahnsen]

Andrew Dice Clay is still the coolest man on the planet!

[douginamerica]

This guy works out and he is still a fatty? When was he ever funny?

[jacktheripper300]

Awesome glasses D-Man. Now he can scope Nicole's tits in 3-D.

[hershysquirts187]

shut your mouth when i'm talking to you. hilarious.

[RawwestHide]

I want to lick Nicole's pussy, just from first sight.

[neonauj]

dude that wuz so funny...

how old r u?

26...

thats too old...

dude idc wut anyone says hes hilarious ppl just take him the wrong way and are too sensitive sometimes trust me im all to familiar with this.

[GazWhite14]

sad, fat, old, never been a has been, always be a wanna be, fuckhead!

Dice...she is so outta your league

[OneBigmutha1109]

@GazWhite14 Lets see who you are, and what you did with your life??LOL! Make somethin up, now, make it good. Jealous fuck. Dice still bangs girls younger, and even better looking than her even today jerkoff. Onebigmutha stands for my dick, GizzWhite14 globs is what falls on your face after I jerk it.

[GazWhite14]

@OneBigmutha1109 HAHAHAHAHA.........Dice is so lucky to have someone like you to fight his battles for him...good on you twat! I dont need to make shit up, my life is awesome son!

Now just help me out here...why is it that you want to tell everyone on you tube that you want to masturbate over another guys face? Dont be ashamed..I hear that Dice actually likes gayboys...good luck with that.

[ChrJahnsen]

@OneBigmutha1109

BRAHAHAH!! Well said, mate. All Dice vids here on YouTube are full of jerk-offs bragging about not understanding a comic and his humour. Man, that's dumber than dumb. They're loads that should have been swallowed!

DICE FOR PRESIDENT!

[OneBigmutha1109]

@ChrJahnsen LOL! I fuckin second that my friend! Good stuff!

[moneymaker7404]

@GazWhite14 youre so stupid

[GazWhite14]

@moneymaker7404 Ouch! Cut me to the bone with that one....did you get your amazing wit from studying Dice?

[AmishTheBand]

The end was great "well u did it to yourself"

[JACEDOWN]

Looks like Charles Nelson Riley has been hitting the Juice

[tubawrubel6236]

Dice is the shit!!!!

Dice rules!!! that brunette is a cunt!!

[ragincaucasian319]

You think she wants to be bothered by this bloated hasbeen? Shes just being nice, like all the other hot chicks Dice hits on. He doesnt have a chance because hes not famous anymore. O & A only have him on to make fun of him.

Fuck that two face and his jew sunglasses.

[Love4SK]

what man wouldnt want dice as a son in law. nice gogs diceman

[Touchitintheback]

Dice looks like Harry Carey screwed Steven Segal and they had an ugly baby.

[BigZluster]

God i wish opie smacked thouse glasses off his face

[007SPIDER007]

Dice got balls, but i think she was letting him down easy. When a chick wants something, they put in a lot more effort....

[bigbagron]

Oh, Uncle Dice!

[travisbickel13]

uncle junior

[lavecjr]

op, we need more creepin up on nicole from behind

[s0undtribe]

"so wes get along"

[Monsue28]

wat a closer..... U DID IT TO UR SELF..

[jataylorlfc]

he needs a toupe

[vir123456]

DICE rules.

"Shut your mouth when I'm talking"

Awesome.

[ItalianTony86]

He should of brought up Brainsmasher, it would of sealed the deal.

[jclevenger84]

nicole is a hotty for a skinny chick

[FigurinItOut]

I never thought Dice was all that funny...

[burheez]

Nice hairdo, Sam! Check out Dice's glasses...he looks like Seinfeld's dad

[mrsgillis]

is that the vin man from casual sex?

[ShaftAlmighty]

Dice:"How Old Are You?"

Nicole:"I'm 26."

Dice:"Thats too old."

Nicole:"Thanks alot!"

Dice:"Well, you did it to yourself."

Thats goddamn classic!

[JSwagger]

He looks like Elliot Gould in Ocean's Eleven.

More like Elliot Ghoul.

[ChromeTecNina]

a-boo

[staticks]

I think Dice expected those hideously huge glasses to be darker and more opaque than they are. Instead, you can see his eyes through them, they look like old-lady glasses.

[omalleydp1]

Dice IS an old lady

[zidanezidane69]

dice owns

[mikeandroyshow]

ha ha did it to her self. omg

[snappy452]

dice turned into a crooner.

[willie838]

holy shit nicole is BLAZING.

[BlackieHugeHands]

Meh.

[cdestey]

this is all that matters

[UJIM0T0]

Take the gay sunglasses off Dice!! you FAY-GITTT!!!!! Banana juice!  OOOOHHHH

[mctedster1]

he's just an ass, he had a shot, he was in two jems... and was good in his time, it just seems like you celebrate every thing the man does... its sad....

[mctedster1]

U2, louis CK, Ron Howard.... do you get it....

[mctedster1]

MC Hammer, Dice, Patrick Swayze

[signboyy]

guys who hate dice are just jealous that he has the balls to disrespect women.

and what really infuriates these jealous dice haters is that the women are intrigued by him.

[TxBoarHunter]

I wanna break those retarded glasses over Dice's retarded face and then take ol' Nicole to pound town...

[11825code6]

I'm a Dice fan, and lemmetellya, diCe IS NOT dICe, it's a karakter he plays, his real name is Danny Gans.

[kwkid2003]

Dice, grow the beard out and play Santa Claus in December.

[meddoc21]

what a dipwad....stupid ass

[shadowvidz]

is that don geronimo?

[bossfan626]

I think its Rocky Allen

[BlackieHugeHands]

She moves her face all weird when she talks. I don't like her.

[Seanhatesyou2]

Those are blind guy glasses, with slightly less tinted lenses...

[purpL556]

dice. . .attention whore

[Purplearrow101]

this looks like a video of my fat uncle randall hitting on paul stanley in a wig, shes not as hot as she thinks she is and hes not as funny as he thinks he is

[saskew77]

How hot does she think she is? I am not recalling when she specified in that clip or are you saying that because she won't cheat on her boyfriend with every guy that approaches her she must be some conceited stuck up bitch?

[mctedster1]

what a show stopping, piece off shit, washed up, no humor... DIE

[TokenWhiteGuyAGR]

Dice is a no talent ass clown. Fuck him.

[BlackieHugeHands]

You'd be in awe if you spent 20 minutes with the guy. True story

[gregge72]

Does Dice have cataracts?

[chemicaltasteTV]

She is not that hot, please......some guys will do anything

[umcouldbe]

She's in a radio studio in morning drive, she doesn't have to get fixed up for cameras.

[mrbiggz1984]

lol

[neutralzonetrap]

She is smoking hot.

[drivepro]

she is hot.

[DarrenTy81]

I know he did, that's why I said he did. Plus, no one likes him enough to tell him that the dye job and post eye exam glasses aren't working? The emperor has no clothes, sir.

[DarrenTy81]

Dice might be the saddest former celebrity ever. How did this ego-maniac's show fail? He's a dying star going down. People love watching car wrecks like this.

[killerp21]

Dice stole harry carry's glasses. Nicole from the mash up is quite sexy.

[frallex]

she's the hottest of the three.

also, awful ace rothstein glasses.

[fourtysecondmilez]

Again !!! Prime Time Sam Roberts ,,on the scene!! Cant wait for the Audio skit!! The behind the scenes with O$A is THE best bit of all time . LOVE THE SAM MAN!! fourtysecondmilez=Trucker Mike

[drumnutz70]

Dice Rothstein?????

[bobg0038]

Dice rolled and crapped out.

[bobg0038]

Whats with the 25 inch trinatrons on his face?

[bobg0038]

Ole Jelly neck.

[signboyy]

all of you anorexic emo effeminate men who hate dice because he is a big meanie to women, fail to notice women love him for exactly that reason.

[iainshields]

I hate him because he's a no talent fuckwit whose set consists entirely of things I stopped finding funny when I was 12.

[signboyy]

is he a BIG MEANIE to women?

are you angry because no women talk to you despite how nice you are to them, and yet women are intrigued by dice because he has the balls to insult them?

you are pathetic.

[iainshields]

Couldn't give a shit how he treats women.

It's more the fact that he has legions of toothless hillbilly fuckwit fans who think he's great while real comedians go unappreciated. I mean the cunt does dirty nursery rhyme jokes. I was making those things up when I was twelve, does that mean I'm a comic genius?

The guy's a no talent cunt. End of.

[mitts61]

Except you didn't make millions doing it. You just sat around and laughed at yourself and did fuck all about it.

[iainshields]

Britney Spears made millions from crappy pop songs, Hogan made millions from crappy wrestling matches and the Scary movie guys make millions off crappy films.

Success does not equal talent.

[signboyy]

if you knew anything about him you would know his rudeness to women is a big part of his act.

actually i would say most of his fans are middle class frat boys or former frat boys rather than hillbillys.

hillbillys tend to be very respectful of women and socially conservative in general.

by real comedians you must refer to carrot top, who engages in feminine type of humor, which women and effeminate men just looooove.

his dirty nursery rhymes are clever.

his adolesence is charming.

[mctedster1]

yes.. it was funny 20 years ago. now its old and he just plowed through an interview i was enjoying.

[signboyy]

i guess when you watch seinfeld you think to yourself. the kramer character is old, i wish micheal richards would just play him as a normal person.

[signboyy]

you are either a one of those emo, skinny, woman worshipping effeminate men.

or you are one of those dumb buff hillbillies who is socially conservative and doesnt believe in disrespecting women.

so which is it?

[iainshields]

I'm a fan of Sam Kinison, Doug Stanhope and Bill Hicks. That's the kind of guy I am.

And I'd place Dice in the same category as Carrot Top and Gallager. No brains, unfunny flashes in the pan that died out as quickly as they became huge. Why? Because of natural selection taking out the dumb fucks that actually like this type of crap.

[signboyy]

way to be current with your favorite comedians.

carrot top and gallager are comedians for women. dice is a comedian for men.

dice is an unfunny flash in the pan despite getting stanup work for 30 years? and being in a lot of movie in the 80's and 90's?

the dumb f*cks are the guys who cant see this is just an persona that he plays. and it is funny due to how innapproriate his behavior is.

[iainshields]

Oh but Dice is a pinnacle of up to date comedy.

What movies has he been in? Bruce Campbell has been in hundreds of movies but that doesn't mean he's main stream gold. And he couldn't sell out a botanical garden never mind Madison Square any more.

Maybe that's where I go wrong with him, I find comedians acting as if their antics are shocking and edgy when all they're doing is making dull dirty jakes boring and pathetic. Not as easy to shock, I guess.

[signboyy]

he isnt "up to date" because he has been around for 30 years negating your bs about him being a "flash in the pan".

the point is he was in a lot of movies in the 80's and 90's which "flashes in pans" are not able to do.

casual sex and ford fairlane were mainstream movies with mainstream distribution in theaters.

if he cant sell out anymore why is he still getting standup work after 30 years.

his misogyny is very shocking and edgy in todays effeminate, emo male culture.

u r emo.

[iainshields]

He's around after 30 years because he hasn't learned that he's outstayed his welcome. Carrot Top and Gallager are still making the rounds too.

Two awful movies and that's what you call mainstream? Universally panned by everyone and that's your argument?

It isn't shocking to me, just dull and idiotic. Only thing that makes me angry about it is that he still has people out there that thinks the things that he says are anything but shite.

[yves76]

you shut your mouth! you're talking about the megatron star.

[signboyy]

he's around after 30 years because he is WELCOMED by people.

carrot top and gallager are still around because women love them.

he would have made more mainstream movies if he was a tool like robin williams.

but instead he didnt sell out and made a lot of cult independent films.

well thats the point of his persona. to be entertaining by being idiotic.

i think you are just a conservative uptight brit who thinks women should be put on a pedestal.

[iainshields]

Yeah, he decided to abandon superstardom to play to thirty people a night in buttfuck Alabama and star in a bunch of shitty films. Sounds logical.

If it's entertaining to be idiotic then why aren't you a megastar?

And stop calling me a conservative. You know nothing about my politics or politics in general. So just shut the fuck up and take a hammer to your fingers.

[signboyy]

he prefers doing standup to packed houses and making independent films which dont require him to sell out like robin williams.

it is quite logical to someone who has the right priorities.

well i am a megastar on youtube because i verbally dominate idiotic commenters. take a bow.

if you have express conservative ideas that might make you a conservative.

your politics are quite obvious.

if i took a hammer to them how would i entertain people by humiliating you with my replies?

[signboyy]

how old are you now? 26 do you know i cant even go with a 26 anymore? why? it's too old. thats too old?! yeah. thanks a lot. well you did it to yourself. roflmao dice rules.:)

[blackrainuponus]

Who's an Optimus Prime Star?

[TheLoudobson]

fuckin andrew douche clay.....he has a show in vegas called "dices wild live from the tangiers" nice glasses jew

[struff]

he's a frigging loon

[pudgymc]

How is it that Dice sucks on the show but all these vids are awesome.

[ChromeTecNina]

God she's hot.

[EMERALDAGEnet]

I love Dice's glasses!

[DeathstarGalactica]

This guy should have his own reality show!

[whb786]

He did, but nobody watched

[mnty0811]

i'm sick of this piece of shit jew actin like some tough guinea. he just plays this annoying character 24/7, can someone call out this little bitch already??

[LtStarkiller]

C'mon.....it's Dice. Don't you guys glance at car wrecks?

[bama79]

There are very few guests on the show I don't like. Dice is the worst

[japarsell]

Dice is the worst human being of all time. I hope he falls into an industrial sausage press.

[FollowSmoke]

Best Twitter account ever.

[MrRamone420]

"Why won't it work?"  Because you're 72 and she's 19

[Robomack]

Dice is so unfunny

[stinkendefakkinturk]

the question i ask myself when i see dice like this; is he doing a character or is this just him.. always..

[MutohFan]

Full on view of Charles Nelson Dice. Sheesh.

[BlackieHugeHands]

SO interesting. Love it op keep em coming

[eyehatemyjob]

That looks like the disgusted chick in the backgroung of "I Jizzed in my Pants."

[eatstatic3]

he is out of his goddamn mind.

good shit op.

[duon101]

"You did it to yourself" That is comedy gold

[Mithan415]

Dice looks like Ron Jeremy's fatter brother.

[try2bcool]

Gene Simmons already rubbed his cock on her a few weeks ago...

[eckojuice]

this is epic

[LegendaryGIR]

Holy shit.  These are gold.

[ninety3cs]

I heard it this morning. I watched these videos tonight. Now here's what I do: Watch The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

[cobra75410]

she's too old for dice and too dark for anthony

[dinnorparty]

Dice, you are an old jewish fool that wishes he was an old italian fool.

[AzureSky317]

OPIE, GREAT SERIES.

Dice: I can't get fired because I dont work here

[damiancorpus]

Has anyone had enough of this guy with the same material for over 20 years i mean i used to be a big dice fan but it got old and now hes just annoying, hes like the drunk guy at the party thats half stupid and keeps repeating himself and asking stupid questions for christ sake retire already.

[jtfern2]

Does Dice look into a funhouse mirror before he leaves the house and think "Yeah, Yeah these glasses look fuckin great!"

[0311SPAWN]

how much longer before dice finally beat the shit out of sam.....

[carvinjazz]

dice is still funny as shit. that last line is classic

[TaboriHK]

Dear Andrew,

Your sideburns are white.

White.

Your pal,

Bryan

[nickypeeps]

he should also keep up on shaving his completely white stubble if he's gonna keep dying his hair. or get that little Just For Men face brush that looks like a bristled crabs comb

[haulin140]

WTF IS WITH HIS GLASSES

[Dust1216]

DICE IS A FOOL, HE IS FUCKING ANNOYING

[PatBattleBF1942]

OK Dice is funny and all, but he has to lose the old-guy-from-the-Great-Adventu­re-commercial glasses..

(yes that was a ways to go for that line)

[jockmock]

Before they fire him they need to hold him down and shave his fucking head, he looks like a nappy headed cunt.

[daylightpineapple]

enough of the lifting gloves dice... holy shit is this 1987 again??? other than that he is a genius.. gotta love him..

[DimebagVision]

Andrew Dice Clay's Guide To Picking Up Chicks 101. Hahaha Dice rules, fuck the haters. Go listen to your overrated cheap ass non-funny Dane Cook if you don't like Dice. Patrice O Neal and Dice in the O & A show talking about relationships and chicks would be fucking great.

[blurplevtx]

She's smokin' hot

[BlackieHugeHands]

Holy fuck is this interesting or what.

[eveningniteshade]

that's some fine pussy

[SilkyPurr]

huge fan of the o & a show but I think dice brings the show down. I honestly hate his humour.

[kdenny84]

you know what, I can't decide if Dice is putting on an act or if he is seriously a fucking creep. so, kudos to him.

[DonBakon]

sad just sad

[JimmyRobbinson09]

Harry Dice Caray. Nice spectacles.

[angeoj]

Yeah, when is he gonna sing "Take Me out to the Ballgame"?

[meatcurtinz]

"shut your mouth when i'm talking to somebody" the goon hand is still strong with this one

[GreenCyn]

Dice seems exhausting. How long did he keep this up?

[bigdirtyphil]

personalllllll

[Adam44516]

haha