i don't want to lose you tonight

[BurtBartlow]

Truly excellent. Way better than "Its so cold in the D"

[rickysyers]

It is SO addictive!

[Tr0ll10000]

Yawns at all the comments. Thats one hell of a lady

[jacob111306]

i saw her in the labrynth singing with david bowie

[Mooch1124]

I fucking love this song.

[CleanRoach]

Why am I more into this video then the lady actually singing?

[kendallbob]

my heart is open like an open book and yours is closed" damn deep lyrics

[happyhuggle09]

she is the definition of trash bag titty whore

[mhuffman2882]

she looks like bette midler had an allergic reaction

[ukkfayooyay]

She has a face for radio.

[DementoX666]

ill anylize this video... building , i think she doesnt want cake ...which is suprizing she bought a limo it fits tihght big leg on concrete thing ...CAPTAIN MORGAN waves to the skinny'er ppl omg doenst stop for the stop sign ...big time law breaker mega time belt buckle.... PICKJ UP THE PHONE no more points at camera jocky no way of loose meat cutains bags for salvation army plane runs away from her

[DEdens1525]

I know at 2:34 he just looses track of everything.  Probably had to barf or something.

[SrsBznz9001]

Am I the only one who noticed that they used two different limos?

[joseffz]

that is the worst video ive ever seen haahahhahahahaha

[yourallbrainwashed]

So thats what Mrs. Garrett has been up to these days.

[kaahlaiho]

once i showed it to my mom... today she recalled and asked me to watch it again hahaha *--* LOL

[kaytkearney78]

what a hot mess!!!!!!poor thang!

[matt82403]

This song is truly soul inspiring

[neiljohnson666]

i wish i had made this....



[ProughZack]

0:22

"I am NOT going to be part of this s**t. I'm getting out of here"

[Nishubi]

So this is Octo's meaning of life...

Hrmmmm...

[Hardak9]

This song reminds me of that movie Overboard...

[Kodocha7]

OCTO THANK YOU NOW I KNOW

[SouthGirl238]

Octorolled .

[bailey1rox]

Octo... why?

[shrivak]

I just found out the meaning of life by watching this. 0.0

[PeterrPanicc]

@PrincesAngstYT yes I'm not the only one

[koyoteblue1998]

I have never seen a music video match up so poorly with the music.

[PrincessAngstYT]

Octo... I don't get it... :I

[VictorianGamer306]

@PrincessAngstYT So I'm not alone there.



[benderator]

@PrincessAngstYT ona utonula

[obite99]

"I dont want to loose weight...just need your lunch"

[Freestyler245]

4:02 how the hell did the plane take off??

[lorax121323]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Hilarious

[55mrfuckhead]

So hot...…oups jizz in my pants

[lsutigerman83]

This song was number 1 in hell for like 8 weeks

[RalphCQ]

She reminds me of the clown from that movie, Spawn.

[Zellig]

I don't want to lose my eyesight but I'm only 10 seconds into the video and why do I get the feeling I'm going to. Whether this is an adverse reaction to what I'm seeing or due to me gouging them out is not yet decided.

[girlbassist]

"Remember long walks, sandy beaches, moonlit swings together?"

Spoken like someone who's only imagined being in a relationship. It should be something like "Remember me watching you playing 'Call of Duty' all day?"

[ajas95]

When in doubt, zoom in or zoom out.

Pan occasionally.



[flyingninja92]

im gonna turn this song into reggae and play it with my band lol

[oig0il]

When did Edith Massey bleach her hair??? :)

[MonkyMonk729]

Man, I miss Chris Farley.

[temulent]

i officially nominate this as the official Chicago Tourism video.

[jasonchet]

Is that the dude from Little Britain? HOLY FUCK... what was this "woman" thinking?

[Procest]

this video as good, as my cold coffee

[rvhawkeye]

She doesnt want to lose her Dennys coupons.

[sirable1]

She's talking about her refrigerator

[watcher4234]

Is the sky purple in Chicago? :-?

[Zellig]

@watcher4234 When you're on acid, yeah. Which you have to be, to like this video.

[watcher4234]

2:32 WTF happened the the camera guy???

[gdbomb617]

@watcher4234 how did u make it that far into this freaking song

[grampergramper]

@watcher4234 That is a bad cocaine effects! (Or maybe Jan was so match ugly?) :) This video is a "gore orgasm" for me xD

[BoroJamo]

@grampergramper or goregasm...

[grampergramper]

@BoroJamo Yes! goregasm that's sounds better! xD

[alexanderj1987]

it's not very good lip syncing considering it's HER SONG.

[watcher4234]

2:55 He's on the phone trying to get a restraining order.

[SuperNanel]

Miss Piggy.....



[JefeJeffAlmanza]

I like how they wave to imaginary people at 2:02

[JefeJeffAlmanza]

This chick is a fuckin' nerd.

[Highofthepsychotic]

"We were like a merry-go-round, going round and round"

"You weren't telling the truth, you were telling lies"

derp derp.

[Rehabescapie420]

I think the "crew" of this music video was paid in chocolate coins and had a total creative budget of $12.68.

[mbrk6827]

I think this was the primary vocal influence of William Hung.

[lynchian]

This video sort of defies description or explanation....

[mbrk6827]

@lynchian hilarious comment! I think you are dead on.

[Averysavoy04]

its been stuck in my head

[Alilrebelchick]

I want to kill myself just cause I watched this... ;p

[indyfan22k]

SmashCuts !!! Love that show!

[BabyTorres]

@3:04 "I can't take it no more"..hahahahah lyrical genius,

[flashlass]

How dare they do this to Chicago???!?!

[martinmartin1994]

Better than Rebecca Black.

[Zoranais1803]

This, is ledgend.

[NegaRose13]

"My heart is open like an open book"

[derpdederp101]

LMFAO 1:56 "going around in ciiiiircles"

[city3015]

this is so cooool.

best haircut i've seen ever.

[EricLynchSucks]

This video is irritating for the fact that the singer looks like a water buffalo with lipstick. Thats inlove with some guy thats probably on the sex offender registry that drives a shitty generic harley rip off.

[garutna]

A prime example of more production never being able to polish a turd.

[Moonrockbang]

did she cut one at 1:00?

[thejoymonster]

You guys, go easy on her. The mentally ill need some way to stay active and be productive. Thank God her mental health facility offered production equipment.

[sportydude16]

is it just me or does this video hav absolutely nothing 2 do with the song

[nayinator]

Cabbage Patch Kids

[Thrilla254]

she looks like jaba the hut and porky the pig combined!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[angelmarine1292]

Oh god, it's SO bad. lol

[emadson]

Knee high boots over jeans in 1993 - that's what's in fashion right now. Jan Terri is a trend setter!

[NarcissistsDie]

"My heart is open like an open book and yours is closed"

How does she do it?

[DatGuy3638]

Could she/ her boyfriend be charged for this clip?

Not just for the terribleness, obviously... it's basically a giant confession of criminal activity.

[Reham53]

LooooooooooL

[bartool]

where can I get the lyrics for this one ?

[sewitt60]

Is she cemented to the ground? That is...different!!

[Shnorkle07]

What a sexy beast she is!

[misuniadziubek]

she was a limo driver

[coandcaiv]

she rips open a bag of chips at 1:00

[DonOwnsYou]

@coandcaiv haha

[MrKo10480]

@coandcaiv . Funniest thing ever. Gotta watch those chips in the recording studio...

[SpinozasPsyche]

The sewage pipe makes the shot look very classy. And, can anyone tell me where I can get some black leather pants in that size? Also, I would like the name of the hair stylist.

[snfvids]

She has some of the sexiest moves I have ever seen!!!!!

[EricLynchSucks]

I wonder if one of her hobbies is hunting wabbit...

[o0oTheBeesKneeso0o]

But you weren't telling the twuth, you were tewing liiiiiiieeeeesssss

[JJtwins88]

We where like a (MUFFLED WORD) goin' around in CIRCLES

[ctsoodle]

Damn, this chick is just doin' dudes dirty!! She says she doesn't want to lose your love tonight but yet she's the one jumpin' in the plane and leavin'!! Mad props on the leather coat though..........

[grayman61]

Needs more cowbell.

[helgih580]

@grayman61 we have much cow, we only need more bell.

[spinderella0]

is this real?

[xomusicjuliaox]

I don't know whether to push the like button because it's so bad it's funny, or press the dislike button because it's so bad it's funny?

[zloinaopako69]

What is the name of this singer

[gregoriodavila]

@zloinaopako69 jan terri

[o0oTheBeesKneeso0o]

@zloinaopako69 Jan Terri

[inmate1577]

I guess the scene where they show the crane lifting her onto the back of the motorcycle.

[soldier1stclasshero]

Who is the guy that put up the money to make this video. Bad investment!!

[SuviTwo]

Goin awound in ciwcuuuuuuuwwws....

[bane9d9]

the full length leather coat and the fact that she should be face down in the mud makes me wonder why the video wasnt filmed on the farm.

[HowBrownPhiladelphia]

This chick has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

[DowneyBall]

Maybe Miss Piggy shouldn't have quit her day job. Just sayin'.

[schmittyc1993]

The only plausible reason I can see why he's with her is because he believes that if they are together he won't get deported.

that's not racist, is it?

[Sabbatharian]

She's the human version of Miss Piggy from The Muppets™. Sings just as poorly too. Holy damn.

[feliciastarr07]

o.o the guy she with look like a porno star actor x)

[feliciastarr07]

x3 she cant lip sing o:

[meeker007]

1:49 no parking.....what a badass

[DatGuy3638]

@meeker007 Plus running a stop sign.

That guys plays by his own rules, nobody elses.

[warioman91]

@meeker007 and he ran the stop sign

[Andydag904]

@meeker007 didn't stop for the stop sign at 2:14...what a badass

[Silencerco]

@meeker007 hahahah!

[MrMonovid]

@meeker007 LOLOLLOLOLOOLOLOL!.... If only she can tame him

[MrTariku]

I understand why the man want to run away

[ktmauch]

oh my god! this is awful!

[haytionette]

the chorus is so catchy,

i had it in my head for days,

it made me nearly kill myself

o_O

[warningblondthinking]

@haytionette I can't stop playing the chorus in my mind, so I figured I might as well listen to it again so that the chorus wasn't looping.

Going around in cuh-cles.

[warningblondthinking]

@haytionette I can't stop playing the chorus in my mind, so I figured I might as well listen to it again so that the chorus wasn't looping.

Going around in suh culls

[uottawa24]

Nailed it

[HerrKrimeMinister]

there must be satanic hidden messages in this fucking music. i hear always her voice and this extremely bad melody in my fucking head, multiple times at day. i'm schizophrenic now and i need help. i will to institute proceedings against that woman.

[sz42781]

MORE VOCALS TODD!

[timo86m]

this song is actually good.

[knowwin]

good song

[Danandvikki1]

AWESOME

[Bugglington]

Im also watching because of his tweet! I giggled all the way through this song!

[QuantumStates]

She needs to wear her belt higher.

[T3hPl0x1n4t0r]

YEAH! THIS IS JUST SO DAMN GOOD!

[PesiCool]

This is so bad that it's almost good!

[wemeeviltoaster]

rick and roll!

[jessescottie]

well... at least she has a good voice? ok I got nothing.

[crusader199017]

On the part where she rode the mortocyle they probably had to do alot of retakes because of her fat ass dragging the bike to the ground each time and making sparks fly as it moved.

[HuckMeHard]

After watching this, I want to lose my eye sight!

[fenwayphil]

I wanna lose her everynight!! HOT MESS!!!

[FishtownScumbag]

After this video, the limo driver reflected on his life....then blew his fucking brains out

[ThedogDio]

@FishtownScumbag HAHA I was thinking the exact thing thing!

[Totmacher13B]

@FishtownScumbag thank you for writing this, I just lol'd

[harrietcassandra]

"we were like a merry go round, going round in cr'cles"

[pekoe67]

the chorus is rockin'- harmony guitars and all...

I'm liking this- way better than most modern rock radio.

Today she'd get autotuned.

[Goobbert]

She's hot man.

[whatthefluk]

1:49 what a bad boy. He parked his motorcycle in a no parking zone. Thats just nuts and living on the edge. Crazy MoFo!

[JensTwn]

@whatthefluk Yeah he must be a badass rebel :D

[peterp668]

This looks like it was fun to make. Very entertaining!

[MrTStoddart]

Best. Video. Ever.

[singrapperdude]

this is worst song and video combined ever! but in a weird way i kind of like it!lol

[journeythruthepast]

Might not have been such a bad pop song overall, if not for the singing... and the video... and the clothing. It's kinda catchy if you can find the melody.

[winkatlink2day]

For the life of me I don't know how she didn't become famous

[fatmatt1976]

i just shit my pants at randompervs comment lmmfaooooooooooo

[briandavie]

This is awesome!!

[monkeyjayne]

Go derren, lets get this to number one..it can be done

[batfinksdad]

amazing. 2:02

Did Derren Brown hypnotize people to come to this video?

[Lajvare]

It actually sounds better if you press the vuvuzela button!

[AnElephantsChild]

So bad that it's good ?

No just bad.

*

Derren Brown made me watch this - he will be punished !

[zgmattie]

Photoshopped together in a shed somewhere in the middle of nowhere? Must be the worst video-clip i have ever seen..

[johnjcb1]

Haha... Derren.

[Driscol]

lolol

[Driscol]

lolol

[eddy66t6]

didnt she win gold for the russian weightlifters at the olympics in 1984??

[crispycriss]

Ms Piggy?

[GermanG1978]

Did she loose him? Maybe she ate him and does not remember.

[CarrieCanto]

I'm trying to decide whether this vid is excruciatingly funny or painful to watch/listen to....I believe it's an excruciating combination of the two. Where the hell did you get this from, Derren?

[grahampowelljr1]

I think she looks simply Divine.

[UNR3S7]

Why Derron?

[skypiratemookie]

Why do I still trust Derren Brown dammit!?

[RachelJadeSots]

lol. cheers Derren. xx

[unbelonging]

DERREN!!! >:l  why???