[S] Jade: Wake Up

[peachypreacher]

At first I was kind of sad seeing Jade so happy and dancing, because I thought it meant she was dead, like "in a better place".

Then shit just got weird and scary and I didn't know what to think.

[Kaiwockam129]

lyrics?

[dogzrock1221]

Before I read Homestuck.

This was the first thing I've seen of it.

I was horrified, then I read it. xD

[ALEXhatena]

This shit is so fucking demonic

[Ujachan]

I first though my comp is gonna explode.

[Voidspirits]

) (-E) (-E) (-E

B-ECAUS-E I'M D-EAD SILLY!

[Duder5k]

My dreams are always boring and stupid

I need to kill my dream self so I can have awesome disturbing dreams like this... or wait for Cthulhu to awaken....

[papason4041]

awww this is cute, hey look its feferi! uhhh....  what wih the backround? what the fuck? AAHHHH!!!!!

[theUnpwnable]

@TallestRainbow: And it makes sense, because both Karkat and Jade immediately come to that conclusion after the first time this happens to each of them. After they lose their dreamselves and see this, their first reaction is never to sleep again. It was only with Feferi's help that Jade managed to become comfortable in the bubbles.

[Whitepaperclip]

3:00 No...No I'm fine. I'll go be tangle buddies with someone else.

[Yaridovich24]

I'm...h...a...p...p...y...

[HijoDeTau]

Homestuck

Its about horrifying DMT  trips

[good2goism]

AHAHAHAHAHA

NOPE

[MarshmallowRadiation]

the squiddles the squiddles teh squiduiddless squiddlydiddles sdididuididdleiddle sdiqlequiqd sqgd0Ds ofquiTh3 FRTH3STr1ng ringRING ringRING ringRING ringRING ringRING an2wer TH3M n0w mAkE n0 mist8ke mAkE n0 e%ception SILENCE SILENCE SILENC--E SII L--E N C 3

Carry out your orders exactly as instructed and everything will be fine.

[DoominglyRapids]

squiddlys are horrorterrors, all of them

[EvilChezzie]

Actually I do not find this scary at all, maybe a bit disturbing, but not scary, not at all

[iluvmypuddycat]

Not like I intended on sleeping tonight or anything like that. Or ever again, for that matter. o_o

[theguycalledchris]

You suddenly understand jack shit. Coincidental as shit is what you just did in your pants.

[yayaloves]

EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS I GET SCARED!!!

[destructiondragon360]

TG: just what the fuck am i looking at here?

[lethraxin]

I kid you not, when it got to 2:57 my right ear started bleeding, and i had to put pressure on it; Right now i can't hear out of it.... at least the bleeding's stopped.

[KeroroFan123]

Nightmares

Years and years of nightmares

[mandapanda5519]

i

i need an adult

[dentrag]

Sanity is for the weak.

[catmaniac8x]

This terrified me the first time I saw it. It didn't help that I was trying to read through the whole series as quickly as I could and it JUST happened to be nighttime when I got to this bit O_O

[xNuclearMushrooms]

mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLe :o)

[xDarkTranquility]

Am I the only one who finds this to be legitimately scary/disturbing.

[PokingSealStuff]

@xDarkTranquility Hi there I think we should swap notes.

[TallestRainbow]

@xDarkTranquility To view on a screen? No. To actually experience? I would probably wake up crying and spend the rest of my life trying to never sleep again.

[Geekygirl456]

Oh, how cute. Wow, this is awesome. SO NICE. SO COOL. SO CUTE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE HAPPY AS I AM RIGHT NOW. RAINBOWS. WHOA. MAN. THIS IS COOL. AND THE NARWHAL AND THE CANDY CORN AND OH THERE'S FEFERI MAN THIS IS SO wait what oh god what how i OH GOD OH DEAR GOD I CAN SEE EVERYTHING FOREVER AND EVER HORRORTERRORS FORVER ASDFGHJKL oh it was just a dream.

[Nagalfar4]

ok

what exactly happened

[cthulhlu]

@Nagalfar4 the circle of horrorterrors just tried to make friends

[Flamingbunniesofdoom]

Ok so what are they saying during the rainbow part?

[KaguyaHimex]

The sense of "OH SHIT I'M GOING TO DIE" is palpable even in the first few seconds

[Jh5kRadio]

Trippy isn't enough to describe this.

[FangedFantomGirl]

1:46

Jade: Be "Trippin' balls man."

[Brickmancer]

God, how I hate Squiddles...

[MarshmallowRadiation]

The only way this could be scarier is if Slenderman and Michael Jackson's ghost were arguing over which part of her they should defile first while the entire cast of When They Cry laughs in the corner while covered in blood. And even then it would only be a tad creepier.

[lopolo42]

Because, silly!

I'M DEAD.

[mwong666]

There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is it raining, is it snowing Is a hurricane a-blowing Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of Hell a-glowing Is the grisly reaper mowing Yes, the danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing

[OatmealAreYouCrazy]

@mwong666 Childhood nightmares

[thenameiskip]

@mwong666 Commence Drum N' Bass

[mwong666]

This was basically Jade's first nightmare



[bloodshedroses]

i know all the lyrics to this thing almost, like if youd like the lyrics~ and, when i watched this the first time, i-it just blew my mind o.o it was so strange and cool and wierd and soo messed up O.O

[cthulhlu]

that was the most lovecraftian thing i have ever seen.

[Phantomphan613]

Dude, never watch this stoned. It's fuckin weird!

[mszegedy]

Great! This saves me the trouble of trying LSD an meth at the same time.

[iPootis]

I SUDDENLY UNDERSTAND JACK SHIT

[RandomGenericGuyNo1]

I don't care how adorable it is/isn't supposed to be, the squiddle songs are still unbearable to me. Whether you're listening to the ones in the flash, or the full versions, it's still UNBEARABLE. 

[Dementiaize]

I'm pretty sure that's gonna give me nightmares for a week. D:

[Foreignstar]

I'd never read homestuck before, but I knew what squiddles were from that one opening.. and then my friend showed me this. read homesutck? no thank you... I'm scared... i did like the ending though...

[SilverFeet]

@Foreignstar You should read it, though. This is really the most f'd up it gets, the rest of it is a surprisingly good mix of silly comedy and epic fantasy.

[Foreignstar]

@SilverFeet I actually did start reading it, so far it's kinda slow as I see from the beginning. but my friend told me that it picks up. thanks for recommending it to me!

[TheVadiolukery]

@SilverFeet Lolol it gets way worse what are you talking about.

[WrongedByJustice]

This flash pretty much sums up the overall mood of Homestuck.

[KaeruKami]

@ThePowerOfPie100 Nah I saw it before I read homestuck and I didn't find it scary either, just cool. Funnily enough, your username sounds like it could be a homestuck allusion, though.

[blondenarwhal]

Anyone know the words to the Squiddle theme?

[AuxitRem]

@blondenarwhal

Squeedle dee dee

Squeedle dee dum

Everyone sings a Squiddly song

Let's all be friends

And work as a team

Squiddles for you

Squiddles for me

Or at least, that's what I heard. Beyond that, I have no idea.

[ShiroRyu927]

@AuxitRem And there's something about 'tangle buddies' in there.

[cthulhlu]

@AuxitRem i think its Lets all be friends and play tangle games

[RimuKinoki]

Did anyone notice the shrimp were made of candy corn?

[scorpio9151]

Oh my indefinite tears D':

[Achedb0b1]

i shat bix! this is the ultimate nightmare. O_O

[animegrrl808]

Ḓ̛̰̫ͭ͆ͨ̄ͬͥ͆ͅÖ̖̤̰͎̦̗̝́̆̃͐ͦͫ͝N̉­̖̪̟̜ͫͦ̽͌'̺͉̥̮̣͔ͫT̵͒̑̀͋̾ͨ̅ ̳G̞͓̰͓̭̖O͙͖̹ͯ̆̂̾̑ ̴̟͊̈͊̆͋̔T̷͇̜̺̰̀̈͂̄̚O̩̠͖̝̼͛͊͑̋ͧ ̮̜̞͓̞͔̱͂̀̋̾̌Ş̜͚̯̙ͯͩ̍͊ͦ̔̏LE̸͇̯­E̳̘̙̖̠ͧ́̚P͚͚͓̤̯ͣ̈́ͯ̍̓͠.̱ͯͨͨ̀ ̡̻̙̹̣̻ͦ͂̌̔́̽̚E̽̆̑̀҉̫̞͎͉ͅV̔ͤͮ̃̐­͂ͩĖ̩̹̭͚͇ͭ̊͝R͔͚͓̫͓̲̋̅̅ͬ̽.̂ͯ̂ͩ͐­̻͉̯͓̜̏

[TheIntimateAvenger]

This will never stop being terrifying. And I laugh hysterically at Silent Hill.

[ThePowerOfPie100]

Am I the only one who wasn't scared by this? Or the only one who doesn't read homestuck?

[moniux555]

i shitted bricks when i saw this

[1c4nsm3llyou]

Does anyone else notice the squiddle is eating sopor slime pie? Or that the big horrorterror at the end looks alot like...well...feferi's mom

[FreelancerSamJCaboos]

@1c4nsm3llyou

no.

[AvalnchMan]

At first I was like D:

Then I was like :D

Honestly between the two I prefer the horrorterrors.

[TheDerpedOne]

@AvalnchMan There's another one? Huh, my Lapyop tends not to play some files, so I've probably missed it. Could you please PM me the link?

[TheDerpedOne]

@TheDerpedOne Oh wait I was being stupid. *SIGH* Could you delete these please?

[FrostFoxChick]

Homestuck... It makes us laugh, makes us cry, and makes us curl up in the corner like scared little wigglers.

[DorkishWon]

meh not as bad as last night

[emoneko585]

this is the most terrifying thing ive ever seen.

[NikiPaprika]

One of the scariest moments in homestuck.

[taintedvisage]

brb crying my eyes out forever

[Andy23497]

Did Jade inhale Giygas coke?

[runedude65]

Yay!.... Wait what is he doing he- OH GOD HIS EYES?!?! Oh...... Oh look Squi- wait did it jus?.... Umm... Narwals? Well I guess I can understand tha- Oh why is she here?.... Oh it cut out again!.... Wh- what? What's goin- OH GOD! WHAT THE HELL?!?!.... Oh shit it's dark... HOLY HELL WHAT IS THAT!?!?.... What's going on here I want to go home!!!.......... This is getting fast.... Red?... What's that noise?.... OH SHIT!!! HEEEEEEEELLLLLP MEEEEEE...... It's dark..... And.... What's tha- oh it's over

[Twigmund]

My brother walked into the room as I was watching this again and just shook his head. "Is Jade on an acid trip? She's on an acid trip. You're putting a 13 year old on acid."

[xelphitiansky]

This was one of the scariest flash updates in the entire story.

[Cadmar0129]

Am I high?

[WhoseLineFanXD]

This is exactly like the type of dreams I have when I'm sick.

[xXghostXx1992]

Demonic squids.. now kids will have nightmares ...

[GracefulFail]

It was so nice and sweet at the beginning. I remember smiling first seeing this part then getting horrified soon after. It made me stop reading Homestuck at night. D:

[yaoiisfun96]

I am scarred for life..... so... why am I smiling...? And crying slightly at the same time...? :'D

[KaeruKami]

hahaha this is what got me into homestuck

[Dreamdaze000]

And we thought gamzee was high.

[Pokemonmariofan]

Reaction to whole vid: DDDD:

At first I was like: UMMMM wat

But then shit just went downhill man

*never sleeps again*

I'm guessing that people with no dream selves are transported to the Furthest Ring when they sleep?

OH JEGUS

[ForeMoster]

I wish I have dream like this :D

implying that I even dream at all :(

[PandaBearLuv3r]

I want to own a Squiddle plushie after hearing that cute little theme song at the beginning.

[PlaguedByEarth]

This totally happened to me yesterday... :(

[animestalker93]

0:59-1:14 "He's going to kill the Squiddles if they don't get any sleep.

Slit their -Sleep. Cause they won't die if they ---"

[PandaBearLuv3r]

So, this is what it feels like to trip on acid, hm?

[Bananapelt]

First I was like :D

Then I was like :|

Now I'm crying.

[BlockisticStudios]

Poor Jade.

[TDIwarrior531]

This is what happens when the mind of Salvador Dali meets LCD meets Homestuck.

[PandaBearLuv3r]

"You suddenly understand jack shit."

I couldn't stop laughing.

[chiisailovesyou]

I keep watching this again and again.

Jegus, this is awesome.

[paranoidude]

If I saw Feferi's creepy-ass smile in my sleep, that'd freak me out more than the dark gods.

[VampireSoulMedia]

The part that scared me was the Squiddles.

D:

[patriciananise]

The first time I watched this, I wasn't freaked out. So I decided to watch it again and again for the hell of it.

Only then did I freaked out. And now I'm scared D: a;ldksjfa;lsdkj

[MaidofSpace]

Jegus. Andrew Hussie has one fucked up mind.

Did anyone else notice that all of that was inside of Dave's pupil?

[scorpiaspy]

Well, I shouldn't have watched that before bed.

[naruhina2894]

first: awwwww!!! :3

middle: :O

end: THEY ARE COMING...WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE...THEY WILL KILL US ALL O.O

im scarred

[Mercy4924]

yes, squiddly

[TheToginator]

1:27

The fuck did that narwhal come from?

[Peanutpaw]

When I first saw this I seriously thought something was wrong with my computer.

[KotoKokopelli]

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

[who149]

Yes they have mommies just like you...

[Stormfin]

What the shitting fuck did I just watch?

[MSartcenter]

The monster at the end says "squiddles for you, squiddles for me."

[PkTapeworm]

@MSartcenter

Actually it's saying "Let's become tangle buddies"

[YuugaoMegami]

@MSartcenter I don't want any Squiddles! DDDD:

[LordBrEAKingspelL]

M̦ỳ̻̼̹̞̼̮ ̵̱̗̳d̺̻̪͉r̩̠̦̭͎͕̺e͏̗͙a͔̭̹̗͎m̹ ̦̀s̬͈̪͖̱͟e͚̫̱͙̤͇l̠̝͓̘̜f͙̯̖͚ ͎̭̻d͙̖̮̥̙̺͡i̴͉͙͓̫̦̫̘e̬̣̰͖͉d͖͟ ́ye͙͍̖͕͈̟a̜̮͈ͅr͡s̝̜̺̖ ̖̤̫̣a̹͞g͉͜o̠͚̫.̭̪̫̝̜ ͈͕̝͕͜T̨̯͇̺͔̹͕h̖̗i͚s̶̙̰͔͔̼̰̫ ͓̱͕͇̻̯i̠̜͢s ̰̙̙a̲̙̙͖̳̝͢l̵͔͉̞l̸̤͉͎̭͔ͅ ͙̞̰i̼͙ ̬sẹ͕̜̟̮̠̘͜e͇,̼̲̭͓̞ ̫͎̹̘̘̬̘͢e͎̫̫̝ͅv̻̯͔̪e̗̟͡r̘͟y̪̭͠ ̰̗̗̫̫w̶̩͇͓̻̮̣̞ḁ̰͓͕̮̖k͏̭̯̠̺i̶̺­̟n̨g̵̲̯͙͉ ̲ṃ͎̥͕o̺͉̥̘̜͙̟mͅe̩̞̘̖͢nt̯͔̣͠.͙­͚̮

[HaffLaif]

OH SWEET JESUS

I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE

[VromNath]

Let's ͘b͞e͜ ̵̴̴̢̳̩͎͉͍̝̳̗̮͍͟͞t͖͇̖͙̠a̛̤̰̟͖̟͠­͚̩̝n̷̺̙̱͚̣͓̳̖g̢͖̥̺͙͍̣ͅl̷̵̢̞̙e̕­̩͙͇ ̥̭̘̘̹̦̕͠b̯̤͚̤̀͘u̴͍̦̬̩̱͢͞ḑ͢҉̼̭­̠͙̥d̷̺̦̖̥̖͇͘i̵̹̩͜e̷̦̱̮͚̲͇̙̯̕̕s­̴̢̰̣̝̤͈̻̳!͏̷̹̬̫͙͍̺̻̱͖

[Rereversed]

SAVE ME JEGUS

[Lupinseesyou]

WHERE'S YOUR GOG NOW?!?!?

[TimeWolfKuramaFan]

I think that according to your description, there will be a squiddle apocalypse this October.

[Bananawawa]

WHY DO I LIKE THIS?!

[whistleforthebigcash]

Who the fuck needs LSD?

[HybridProjectAlpha]

feferi is helpful friend

[SamTheMightyMan]

What really went on in Salvador Dali's head

[enkephalin07]

I don't think there's anything left that could terrify me like this. This left me Jaded, so to speak.

[Bananawawa]

@enkephalin07 I SEE WUT U DID THAR.

[InuTheCat]

Whelp... There goes another fresh pair of underwear.

[Stormwind187]

THIS IS WHAT YOU HEAR WHEN YOU DIE.

[theuncalledfor]

@Stormwind187 Yes, yes it is. 8̷͍̝̗̮̪͇̱̥̼̭̥̾̎̒ͧ̒͝͠ͅ3 T͝his ͠mak̸ęs̢ ҉m̧é ͝hapṕy͜. ͜I ͟am ͟n̛ò lo̢ngęr şca̵re͠d n͝ow̕ ̸th͝a̛t̛ I kn̡ow thìs̨. ҉^.̶^

[itachi3907]

i'm left mentally scared now

[StarfireandSakura]

....3:14.

GODDAMN.

[waterme1onman]

This video weirded me out so much, I didn't even remember seeing Dave's eyes in it.

The rest of the video sort of... overpowers that little tidbit.

[ArM00geddon]

The scariest part of this isn't the end, it's feferi's smile. Damn that smile is creepy.

[medaknight4]

THE HORROR! TERRORS!

[xAnimeLuvx]

ah this is so distressing

[OriginalLemming]

Don't worry Jade, everything is g͔̠̲̖̗̘̼̦̫ͮ͗̈̌̇͜͠ő̦̉͊̽ͭͨͫ̒̀͟͠­͎̹͔̦͇̘͎ȋ̛̠̯̗̳͓̝̌̚ͅṉ̛̖ͦ̑̅̓́̚͘­̺͍̯g̨̳̜̦͎̤͚ͪ̑̽̀ ̧̧̒̉͏͇̪͓͔̠̙ţ̶̼̺͔̮ͬͦ͂ͥ̂͊o̧̲͕̼ͣ­̦̮̩͎͖ ̡̻̣ͪͪͥ̃͞b̸̨͚͓̬̹̓e̺̫̩̱͚̲͌͗ ̡̜͙͚̫͉̙͋̽ͪͤ́͊̚̚͘f̷̺̼̐i̊͆̊͗ͨ̿͛̏­̛͓̜̱̤̤̬̯͕͞ṇ̝̼̹̞̞̭͔̀̍́̑̔̋̚͘͡e̒­̢͇̎ͩ.̗̯̞͖̳̆̐̍ͬ̈͑ͬ̋

[FawfulGrox]

Oh sweet jegus.

[luvhair255]

This vid kinda fascinates me...:3

[TalkiesCrew]

My God... it's full of Squiddles!...

[DeliciousBubbleTea]

This kinda reminds me of the ending of Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath.

IDE/Theory: Feferi is Nyarlathotep.

[luckystarkerorogirl]

BAD ACID TRIIIIP. ;A;

[Taphi13]

OH GOD

I CAN SEE FOREVER

[FreakingLoveEnvy]

Oh gog, now I can't sleep.

[VvissiaA]

first i was like :|

then i was like :D

[SuperFireM]

Every time I get sleepey and dont want to go to bed,I watch this.

[SireYumi]

Ahh, love. <3

/replaysx1337 :Db ♥

[nomyek200]

That ending with the fucked up voice and Feferi's lusus...

Fuckin' nightmares, yo.

[VromNath]

@nomyek200 That wasn't her lusus...

[nomyek200]

@VromNath Really?

Goddammit.

[xxYourAntiHero]

This really scared me, oh gog. And then when I caught up in Homestuck... SDKFJNSDKJF.

[rainoname]

I had been reading Homestuck on an ipad, so I couldn't watch any of the cool videos. Now that I'm reading it on the computer, I got to this point. This scared the ever loving CRAP out of me when I watched this.

[zOMGie9]

>:?

[thisisjoshman]

First I was like :D

Then I was like D:

[DeathChiix]

@thisisjoshman First I was like :D

Then I was like :D

[qwertyqeys]

@thisisjoshman At first I was like :D Then I was like >:D

[theuncalledfor]

Oh gods of the furthest ring, how I love you guys... <3

[Sharagran]

Can't say it was scary, but the sequence from 1:53 onwards made me feel increasingly uncomfortable. In the end I just wanted it to stop.

[catmaniac8x]

@Sharagran That was my first reaction too :I

[genericity]

ugh i wish there was a less laggy version on youtube

[Ditherliss]

Oh god

I'm going to the the phone call now aren't I?

[jayngfet0]

If you listen closely, the song for the first minute, it's layered over with the Horrorterror.

"Tangle buddieeees. Tangle Buddieeees...."

[Tekiraimakumatsu]

It's not as scary as it is.... wrong.

When I watch this I don't get scared. I just feel like something has gone very very wrong. Find myself wanting the flash just to END already.

[bloodlustrous]

@Tekiraimakumatsu That's um, exactly how I feel. Like something is happening that I can't stop but that really needs to end. It's disturbing but not because of its content.

[crazyace421]

dude, im sorry but i dont get how this creeps people out. its a cool flash and all, but definitely not that scary.

[Cloaytonem2]

Never sleep again.

Ever.

[DraSMas1995]

So this is the blind prophet's prophicy hnn?

3:14 -sagely nod-

[Drag0n0fTheE0ns]

fucking cathulu.........i knew it all along : (

creepy as all get out man.

[TheLCEffect]

It's about time Hussy let us in on what Jade is up to. First a Jack update, and now a Jade update. Sweet.