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  • WHY XBOX?

  • @paminosthename BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

  • @MrUnknownSkater1000 IT SUCKS

    PS3 IS AWSOME

  • I hate it when people try to make guides on their first playthrough. If you haven't played the game yet, don't make a guide, you end up getting stuck like a tard. just like at 35:00 where he doesn't know what to do for 5 minutes.

  • ''can you handle things for yourself for a while i need to think''

    ive been handeling things formyself the whole fucking game you stupid potato

    you aint been no help

  • wow...fuck this ads

  • @brgimscht yeah seriously hah

  • Fucking publicity

  • I'm sure that the Star Gate door use the Portal technology

  • I wanted to know how much of that disgusting gel-HELL I still had to go through. Phew! It looks like that just some 30 more minutes and it will be over!

  • Someone told me I'd beat portal 2 in two hours!!! Its been way longer than that :'(

  • @Shningpolaris they may have meant Portal (which is much shorter than Portal 2) but either way they're a lying asshat

  • @Shningpolaris protal 1 can be beat in like an hour, portal 2 in like 5 hours

  • I cannot fucking get past 37:00

  • @DrewInWashington hes doing it complicated thats why.

    youtube. com/watch?v=M5n8q95hkog

  • That awkward moment when the video buffers right when you are getting to the part you need to see.

  • @RavgniglehTF2Replays THATS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED!

  • this is simple logic. my 9 year old nephew can master this while ripping the piss out of me for not!!!!

  • 60 dollars? i'd do it for 59,99 haha!

  • This guy is compeletely idiot.No doubt !

  • @civciv95 Coming from the guy who says "completely idiot."

  • Caroline Caroline Caroline,did I kill this this woman?/bird bird bird! Kill it it's evil! Lol

  • Hey i love your portal 2 walkthroughs i seen them all but, not to be mean but you dont talk much.

  • @CallOfDutyFeed In walkthroughs you dont talk...

  • Portal 2 is one creepy game

  • if he takes that long on one level, how long will it take him to do the whole thing? im guessing around... 3,500 hours

  • This was a terrible level in an otherwise perfect game. the easter eggs were cool tho

  • @AnvilPro100 if you just use your logic this level is not that hard

  • are u playing this on the computer because the Portal are the Wong way round lolol on the Xbox the orange is on the left and the blue on the rite

  • WHAT THE HE*L IS GOING ON HER- Beep

  • wow! after watching this guy fail for 10mins on one puzzle. i went back and figured it all by myself. watching this video actually made me smarter! thanks IGN!

  • @sm0ntes its not ign, its the dumbasses that send the videos to them. if they watched every video the whole way through, well that would be impossible

  • you suck you play horrble ... you are horrible

  • @NikolasMartin7 Your right he does suck!!

  • @NikolasMartin7 Note how the title of the video is first playthrough. Of course they're not going to be amazing.

  • i couldn't jump in 36

  • this game sucks

  • @thedarksa your dad sucks his boyfriends' dick

  • @sonic503789 my dick in your ass

  • @thedarksa <3

  • give it a chance portal 2 is very good

  • ADVERTISEMENTS SUCK IGN!

  • this probabaly isnt this guys first time .....

  • Jizz

    

  • take the leamon back! Glados: YEEAAA!!!

  • 0:29:00 Finally!

    

  • man you did misstake...before you put the box on the button you need to make one thing. That rottating place make a blue that thing ..blue jumping thing. After you need to make double jump.. srsly!

  • O.o he was stuck on the level i was stuck on......you know you could of cut out certain parts in order to make it look at least you know what your doing and to make the video shorter. -____-

  • @INCREDIGAMERS And you need to get a life. If you were so good at this game yourself then you wouldn't even be here.

  • FIRST time at 52:12!! dam im not see this white part!!!!!!

  • omg this guy sucks at this game.

  • thanks

  • the person playing this really sucks at portal 2

  • 26:00 This was a hard one

  • this is only my secont time

  • I'm still trying to fracking understand how he/she did 1:01:00 through 1:02:15

  • whats with all the dislikes because he didn't perfect the game first play through ?

  • when life gives chuck norris lemons chuck norris makes grape juice and no one questions it they just sit down and enjoy the best damn grape juice they've ever had

  • @1997dartagnan

    i love how this video has nothing to do with chuck norris

  • @superepicawesomeness its a chuck norris fact because no one dares joke about chuck norris lol anyway the joke was cuz of lemonade and that joke came to mind

  • @1997dartagnan Chuck Norris is a pussy in real life.

  • @1997dartagnan looser

  • @3:49 you passed a secret room on the left! >_<

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  • to si zabil človeče

  • First time to look up the solution (yes! :D) and then it was that easy. The only good thing is he needed rly long as well. ;)

  • How long did it take to upload this video!?!

  • It took you a wile to figure it out.

  • its just sad to watch him sturgle so much on such an easy level 54:52, i am stuck on that level but on the last part of it..

  • That awkward moment when glados do nothing to help you

  • @skullofnightmare Valve said that if she did, the game would be lame so they came up whith the reason that if she or wheatley did they would be punished by the system.

    (Original idea was that the bird would eat a part of her so she would get dumb)

  • 0:06:07 sorry this ids not a special part im just bookmarking were i am in the game

  • I DONT WANT YOUR DAM LEMONS AND IM GOING TO MAKE LEMENS THAT BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

  • that moment when youre watching this and you think to yourself. i did these way faster and with less dying. i am proud :D

  • i pass the 4 first levels but im triyng to beat the 5ft level

  • *tries something* "that didn't work!" *goes on youtube to progress* "I did that!" *tries again* "Hey! It worked!"

  • @thevloggerboyperson Happens to me often... too often :D

  • I spent ages at the bird bit, then sat here watching IGN take ages as well.

  • Man he takes so long on the bird part its obviously easy

  • HOW DO YOU GET THE CUBE???????????????

  • he takes so long to complete the easiest things booooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • your such a gay bitch you don't know wat to do thats why i hate you

  • @richardbraven Calm down, if you hated him, then why would you watch his video?

  • Is there anything wrong with 19:04

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  • inwok9 your a quir

  • i ment 30:00

  • i gave up coz of this level 21:00

  • got stuck at 21:00 .. wanted to go the whole game without walkthroughs but couldnt make it.. :(

  • @ChromeImage Same

  • @ChromeImage same :p. btw love how the guy inj the vid gets stuck aswell.

  • OH YA SHAKE THAT POTATO

  • Żałosne

  • 37:23 YES YOUR LEMON MAN

  • Hate the goo part

  • This level made the game boring.

  • @XxxYourSaintxxX Agreed, not much happens for too long.

  • @XxxYourSaintxxX same here

  •  same

  • I felt really tempted to click on one of the Mortal Kombat videos while this guy figured it out.

  • At 33:00, I thought it was semen...

  • @bonelesswing182 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH same...

  • i hate this chapter because it's soo long, so hard and so tedious and i stink at solving mazes.

  • That awkward moment when you realize that the solution wasn't that hard -.-

  • @ilovefunnyvideos216 i know right

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  • why does portal 2 have to be so hard :(

  • i liked the other ones with commentary

  • Why is there a potato on your portal gun?

  • @yotiii1998 Have you played the game it's Glados

  • @yotiii1998 it's GLaDOS

  • @erenNtR What the fuck is glladose?!?!

  • @yotiii1998 ITS THE ROBOT ON THE START OF THE GAME AHE WAS IN CONTROL AND NOW WEATLY IS IN CONTROL THIS IS A SPOILER

  • @yotiii1998 that potato on the portal gun. ^-^

  • Fuck You , Now i came to know that i am genius :D

  • HES HAS BEEN SITING ON THE LAST LEVEL 4 LIKE A FUCKING CENTURY

  • FUCK LEMONS

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  • lol she deserves 2 be a potato

  • is there any other people pointing at your computer saying "shoot the portal over there!!!"

  • this is my 7th time going to youtube to beat this game

  • @gtaismylife2486 this is my 4  lol

  • @gtaismylife2486 My first :)

  • first level with white goo 0:30:43

  • 34:24 i tried doing what he did. It didn't work for me

  • @TheNecroFlame how do you now its a boy?

  • @asadavis1002 she i guess. idk

  • @TheNecroFlame all though actually i tried that too

  • @asadavis1002 lol

  • @TheNecroFlame I litterally rage quit portal because of that... I land against the edge of the portal and when I teleport I go straight up in the air,

    almost got it once but it shot me against the metal constroction thing you have to jump on...

  • @lemero007 i got past chapter 7 then chapter 8 came along...i quit the game

  • i tried to beat this game in one sitting. i got frustrated with this chapter. i had to stop for the evening. thinking i could knock this game out in 6 hrs. it was going on 7 at this point.

  • crap

  • People need to learn, thisi s called "First Playthrough", as in I think this is there damnwell first time playing..

  • Jesus this video from 21 minutes to 27 minutes is ridiculous, i've spent as much time watching this and being just as clueless as i am in game trying to do it. IGN is a big enough company why not get someone that actually knows the game before they make a walk through on HOW to play it.

  • @Foriso this is first play. not a walkthrough. look up there free guides if u want help.

  • Hey why don't you learn how to play the game first, fatass.

  • He got 1 potater

  • Potatoooooooooo

  • gfaafen jump

  • if he is slow then im a freaking turtle!

  • u are so noob

    

  • Wow did I over think the part around 1:01:00

  • I noticed that at the gel pump puzzle you did it a completely time consuming way

  • goddammit i play triple times better than u! Ur so slow

  • I got confused right after Pump Station Gamma.

  • Press F-13 to skip advertisments.

  • @jaredlee283 THERE IS NO F 13 LOL

    fail

  • @castlecrashers4441 That's the point. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @jaredlee283 he he =3

  • this is the worst portal player ever EVER!!!! i feel sorry for him and his bad skills....that fucking retard

  • @TeamScrEaMSniping This is how all games journalists play, yes very irritating.

  • Left off at 34:20.

  • yeah the 36:00 room can be a bitch with that auto aim on portals

  • portal is F**KING HARD

  • fail noob.

  • i fucking rage quit at fucking 0:35:22

  • @diamondwave100 you can just noclip you know

  • @diamondwave100 lolumadbroseph

  • @diamondwave100 at tht time i took 30 minutes to do it :|

  • i know this is a first playthrough but can you guys atleast cut out the parts where you died and the parts where your searching for what to do? that just wasts our time. or just make parts. ive wasted over 2 hours to get the vid to load then i click over the grey or go into full screen by accident and it has to fucking load again!

  • lol i cleArd THE FIRST TWO quick and the third one hard as hell im really retarded

  • 26:00 - i got stuck in this part too! good to know that it's not me.

  • Wow, that chapter was a bitch lol

  • Man, IGN is a N00B!!!

  • I've finished the entire chapter 7 in 20 minutes.

  • i dont care alot that portal 2 said damn but i was careful around my little cousin.

  • also, its IGN, they dont tend to be very good video game players from what ive seen

  • omg im so skilled cause i beat this game in one hour!!!! omfg people so what if you beat it in such a small amount of time, all that most likely means is that you didnt enjoy the game as fully as most people do. games like this want the player to be immersed, as well as solve the puzzles,

  • wow your a fucking dumb ass.

  • you are slow

  • You are retard look 0:07:00

  • fucking ad.. 0:00