One Hooker You DON'T Want To Screw With

[123mj20]

is anyone reading the caption wtf are they typing?

[CatLovingPaperBag]

"the cops found a switch blade in her purse, but again alright".........wait...SHE HAS A KNIFE IN HER PURSE AND THATS ALRIGHT?

[Fangtorn]

@CatLovingPaperBag She's a hooker. You kind of expect she'd care some sort of protection. A knife in her purse, ok. A screwdriver in her bra, gotdam.

[blah1075]

WTF

[MrLifestudent]

mug shot from fuggin hell...

[loura246]

i live 20 minutes from tampa...........

[coopmuch56]

chimps are becoming hookers now?

[dirdydraws]

3 hots and a cot!

[squishyfaceguy]

i would giver her 20 dollars to walk away.

[HappyTreeFriendsKid1]

watch with closed captions lol

0:34 "your mug shot unify not war"

1:08 "but thats not being sued by the sword yesterday"

1:19 "he broke the law"

1:30 "all that numbe rof war all the trouble there"

1:34 "there which people that thats really hard work"

1:39 "but you should have known that i had attacked"

the best > 2:04 "if inflated uses i will tell you how to topple the father thought that you do

[SirianKings]

Hookers pay me not to sleep with them.

[graeychailde]

The closed captioning is so WTF

[gr8z0mbiejesus]

@graeychailde unfortunately they all are like that.... entertaining but if you need them you are FUCKED!!!

[Hockeyguyman]

Of course she's black. You god damn black people...

[andicap69]

omg with closed caption turned on is hilarious....swing and a miss!

[RandomVidsUSA]

watch with closed captions

[zwinkyecstasy]

Shes not ugly ! But this is realy crazy, what she did

[smartguy9765]

@zwinkyecstasy

I think most people would agree she's quite ugly.

[MrCountCoCoaFang]

If you rape a prostitute, is it technically rape, or shoplifting?

[vikosus]

@MrCountCoCoaFang That's both horrible and awful, yet awesome!

[500205]

@MrCountCoCoaFang shoplifting

[comradebashu]

@MrCountCoCoaFang robbery legally since its forcibly taking the goods as opposed to by deception

[totokickbutt]

@MrCountCoCoaFang i would call it Robbing lol XD

[Dalladon]

@MrCountCoCoaFang I'd be absurd enough to call it 'Obstructing Civil Servant from doing His/Her work'

[HappyHooker83]

@HappyHooker83 It becomes theft of services, not shoplifting, asshole, because we are human beings and not objects which is what shoplifting implies, when you DO NOT PAY and the womyn goes through with the sex act WILLINGLY AND CONSENSUALLY! Rape is the suspension of NO CONSENT, douchebag. Maybe raping you by gay men is not rape: it is much needed justice!

[karmaofgood]

@HappyHooker83 Did you just reply to yourself? I don't even know what to say. If you are a serious feminest, then I am just going to make fun of you.

[Fangtorn]

@HappyHooker83 The comment I think you meant to reply to was a joke, chill the fuck out.

Besides, raping a prostitute is rape, not "theft of services."

[kapowshow09]

Hey there might be tons of mosquitoes and it's like a boiling hot stove in summer here, but Florida isn't the WEIRDEST state. What about Kansas? They have tornadoes that can blow your house all the way into a place filled with singing munchkins, flying monkeys, witches, talking scarecrows, lions with speech impediments, and for some reason the witch wants a pair of Ruby Red Slippers.. ....Lol sorry got carried away. O_O

[BoDiggety]

@kapowshow09 no way man, all the fucked up stuff happens here in Florida, especially the Tampa Bay area, Terry Shiavo, Casey Anthony, the kid who wanted to blow up his school on the first day, Bush/Gore election fiasco, the kid who flew his plane into a building after 9/11, OMG I could go on for a while.

As a matter of fact I wish there was a website devoted to all the crazy shit that happens here.

[kapowshow09]

@BoDiggety O_O Wow... Good point nevermind what I said lol! I feel dumb now.

[timholdsworth1]

I hate when I click on your videos.

[shadowsta9]

maybe she was unsure about "SCREWIN" get it "SCREWIN"... aww fuck you

[Nodrama777]

Ha!!! He's all about the $20!

[JRiggz108999]

those subtitles arnt even funny

[youngAkmt]

@DwightsiPod Dude That Isnt Even Funny!

[DwightsiPod]

@youngAkmt its not supposed to be

[TheRickRod]

I wanna smack that guy in the mouth for talking that bull.there's violence everywhre ya idiot.

[MikeTheCavemann]

yay florida

[KxBuLLeT]

What is that thing?

[carouselcarouse]

Wow, what a non event. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[ZojakDave]

this is why you should have brothels, need some class on this sheet

[chupis11666]

wow!! she is hot Xp

[TheLadyanwyn]

@chupis11666 I wanna hurl!!!!!!!!!!1111

[Beatnikzombie]

I don't think this is a particularly strange story. 

[ElfDa]

she's not really ugly, guys. I'm just glad she wasn't wearing pounds of nasty make up. There's nothing wrong with "plain"; and many hookers are! :b

[WS12LC]

the speech attempting to take the piss was shit, the story was funny as it is why try and make it even funnier ? ruined the video

[woofbiteme]

for starters they can get rid of that Shitty alstate ad. i dont mind that i have to watch an ad before they let me view what i want but they have such a crappy ad its not worth watching it to have to view anything else. GOD!!!

[kriz10and]

that guy is awsome!

[MrKiller7001]

lmao shes fugly

[TehMoMoman]

20 Dollars? Her? That's Criminal!!!

[kriz10and]

@TehMoMoman BLOWJOB ! GET YOUR BLOW JOBS FROM ME!! ONLY 50 DOLLARS.. okay nobody wants me.. BLOWJOB!! ONLY 20 DOLLAR!!.. NOBODY WANT ME?? :/

[sassygirl0801]

rude rude rude, AND SHE LOOKS LIKE THIS. you're pretty fugly yourself.

[khonsmosis]

@sassygirl0801 Get over it.

[hawaiian96chence]

Does she really think she's worth 20 bucks ROFL

[xyPERSON]

The title of this video is correct! This is one hooker I wouldn't touch with a ten- foot pole!

[bmm665]

@xyPERSON I'd touch her with a ten foot pole if she was comin at me witha screwdriver, if you catch my drift.

[xyPERSON]

@bmm665 Gotcha!

[Moxiegirlsophie]

@reeceyboiuk HOHUMHOWBORING!

[TheMrSpartanking]

Fuck you I live in Florida

[onarrot4000]

the guy reporter is such a douch bag

[colltav]

@onarrot4000 hes annoying as hell! All over-dramatic n shit!

[ilovemycatverymuch2]

wanna know which hooker not to screw with. nikki from metro 2033 game...

[EvilTwerp45]

hide yo kids

hide yo wife

hide yo kids and

your husband cause shes rappin evrone out 'ere.

[javoneybaby]

i would have been scared too if i saw that face creeping in the night

[jrpronk]

@asspounder86 yep totally agree

[flaflaflohiii]

Well in her defense,while giving me a blow job she might just wanna shave my pubes with the straight razor,and stick the screw driver up my ass to turn me on.I mean come on people don't think that she is a bad person because of that.

[yinyangangel00]

I think Ive seen her standing on nebraska ( a road where all the hookers are in tampa) but i thought she was to blah to be a hooker O.o

[HWF0071]

:11

Not the only one showing at little titty...

[dylopayne]

Ewwwww.......

[sylvainh2o]

Lol i love Florida :P

[uelieisenschmiede]

Why does the guy repeat the exact same thing the girl just said?

[DannyJustiniano]

Florida IS the craziest state, no doubt bout that..

[Mocha2007andcoco]

...I get it... SCREW with.

[paki786hud]

She's A He

[jessicarh87]

@kaziabir1he looks like mario only uglier

[jessicarh87]

@kaziabir1'tis all a matter of opinion and to me he's the last person who should be throwing stones.

[TOMMYd0888]

This show is fuckin' horrible. I hate how they have to act so superior. The stories could be funny, but they ruin them everytime.

[actionjacksondan]

This guy sucks and so does all the TYT videos

[loosekarrott]

@actionjacksondan *do

[Under79in9]

...wow your subtitles suck.

[Yohtarama]

I...dont think I like this show, I dont think hes funny mocking that woman :/

[Exata1337]

tons of sex related dilemma`s on TYT

[SerenityMellissa]

what is he talking about she isn't ugly just not clean

[KKillaJ]

a big muscly black hooker witha screwdriver in her bra and a switchblade in her purse lmfao that is one fuckin crazy hooker

[cokebub3]

THE CAPTIONS ARE ALL WRONG

[jimbus9]

i need to check out florida

[dsjkdfjdsklakkdshlfk]

she'll need to give me 20 dollars for letting her look at me.

[mrOakden]

the young turkeys

[mscalco1]

obv. on th run from her pimp/dealer & in need of asylum. top-notch testament tampa..

[RoninOkami]

punched in the face by the INTERNET,

[Saving21Music]

the subtitles aree sooo wrong xDD

[2013kane]

"shows him a little titty" lol

[isteemaen]

She's a handywoman not a hooker, when she says you want to screw it's cause you got a loose mirror on your car.

[Alkatraz0001]

i give those titties two thumbs down!!!!Cold Blooded!!!

[banannafreak4eva]

id give her a 100 to go home so a different hooker ( a hot one ) would please me

[TheCatsLastWord]

God based on the comments I would have thought she was going to be hideous...If she cleaned herself up a bit she could look a lot better. She has clear looking skin, her face is symmetrical...I dunno, maybe I am just the crazy one

--and I am usually the one to point out when someone is fugly...

[jimmyshitbags]

@TheCatsLastWord do many people not have symmetrical faces?

[TheCatsLastWord]

@jimmyshitbags People who are seen as significantly less attractive have slightly asymmetrical faces. And based on the "EWWW!" "GROSS!" comments...I figured the chick would look completed disfigured.

[jpl888yahoo]

Why do you say the union?

[Jonathonten10]

I'd give her $30 to just go away and jump of a bridge >.>

[adercader]

oh fuck she ugly

[michaelvick190]

ok so did you see how the hooker was black and they was talking about her like shit?? nigguhs wouldnt even dare put a white woman on a news just for being a hooker...leave it up to them if it was a white hooker they would just let it slide....

[Shadowbane3]

@michaelvick190 Your entire point was that she was black? Not that she was collossaly stupid, armed and ugly as an ass? No, you think she was on because she was black. If she was white and that stupid, I'd laugh just as hard. If you're going to play a race card, do make sure it's something worth fighting about, not some dumb hooker.

[diesle88]

Go fuck yourselves dorks!!!

[bebop7c2]

Video most viewed on youtube?

THE ****ING KFC AD BEFORE THE VIDEO STARTS!!!!

[rossidude]

@bebop7c2

L2not be a retard and get abp

[bebop7c2]

@rossidude

Abbreviation are great but you sound like a child, and it's easy to see you childish behavior is meant to provoke my harassment, so L2 spell plz.

Also, I am aware the said feature.

[samurai2828]

So this is what makes news? FUCKING sad. Fucking pathetic. Report on shit that matters you worthless journalist fucks

[Sp0ilTheFun]

@samurai2828 It's a news story to attract attention. I guess it worked, that makes you pathetic fagmaster for searching for this shit.

[samurai2828]

@Sp0ilTheFun I didn't search this post, and I'm not sure why you would call me "fagmaster", whatever that is... lol. My point still stands though.

[Sp0ilTheFun]

@samurai2828 You master the cigarettes.

[asoka2000]

That is one ugly hooker. How stupid can anyone be to flag down a cop by showing boobs and then offering $20. She must of been really high not to even notice what she was doing.

[jackdtroughton]

She's not awful. She's one or two notches below plain. I was expected missing teeth and gross skin. She just looks like someone's Mom who sorta let herself go.

[saigongentle]

oh holy mother fuck, this guy talking like shit , you look the fuck ugly as your father sick dick too, who would pay you to even have a conversation ? 

[thekillingrafclan]

i feel sorry for the cop!

[TomZiio]

Why would you even want to take her bra off? i dont care if its there job, id QUIT if she looked like that.

[OGCOUGH]

She looks like wiz khalif

[lifeabeach1]

Thank you for calling Florida crazy(;

[bauer444]

i would give that news women 500 for a hour

[snakemanmike]

@bauer444 No doubt!

[Metalica695]

@bauer444 hahaha wtf!

[Kenz305]

@bauer444 I think she's more than that. 500 can still get you hepatitis.

[rends]

it should be illegal for her to exist

[Mropticalgreen]

she was probably so doped up she didn't realize it was a cop

[gsnaples]

You're wrong about Florida. It's the hottest coolest state! I live in Saint Petersburg which is just west of Tampa. You probably should watch out for the hookers here too! LOL!!

[xXqSG0DXx]

Id give her $20 to hit me with my own car, that 5hit gives little kids nightmares!

[zerg1hydralisk]

I'd tell her to get another job, because as a hooker she's definitely going to starve.

[PearceCTV]

Ew! I would not do that even if I was straight or if I lived to be a million.

[otherworldtrader1]

the interviewer is a million dollar lady. . the hooker is as ulgy as jesse jackson, as ulgy as operah, as ulgy as sin or a democrat. she should be shoot out of pity

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[devolutionone]

She still look better than you.

[123666420]

the young turds more like it

[bbphnix]

I'd rather die a virgin than have sex with that woman; seriously if she was the ONLY woman in the world I would be like: "well, there still are blow-dolls..."

[Lucicsux]

i was always wondering what happened to Esther , from the sitcom Sanford and Son......yikes

[queezybaby409]

@Lucicsux haha You Krazy.She Do Look Like Her..R.I.P RED FOXX

[Lucicsux]

@queezybaby409 amen...Redd Foxx was a genius ....and he is missed...one of the greatest comedians ever. Cheers

[MrBigezee69]

Only in florida!!!! and i live here too:(

[MrFergielove]

@JBello1978 OK that is a fair response, i travelled America for 6 months and it is a beautifull country my post was cheeky more than true. Europe yes has many beautiful people but we have our fair share of mingers, including me!! But what i did notice the most on my travels is the amount of people in the USA what are over weight.

[sickwater]

bro. no. 

[Joeyg143]

The title has a double meaning.

[MrFergielove]

Good looking women for a American. Went to America once all excited about seeing beautiful women who are all gagging for it because of being a European, and American guys are "lame in bed" there words not mine. Ugly and Fat all of em, only good ones are on the telly.

[williegreer]

usually I will do anything but not that sh*t

[Aggron300]

You sure that isn't a dude?

[satojinnthehero]

HOT! AS!

[way2tehdawn]

Is that hooker like a throw back proto-humanoid wtf!? Firstly, the way she looks. Secondly she doesn't even understand what the Police are there for. Then she's REALLY fucking violent.

[tyty4204]

you know what. normallly i like this guy, young turks. but this girl needs compassion and love not disrespect from this guy. is this a joke? hugs not drugs. and who is the side kick chick???? this chick? it's a chick @ a bar that he picked up (let's face it, physically he's not attractive) and is trying to bang that he offered a job cause he thought he would get a blowy.

[BrandonSchleifer]

This is one hooker you don't want to screw. Period.

[KBryant24DRose1]

i hate this shows guts, stupidest show i ever saw NO KIDDING

[tijuanamarisol666]

MY MOM HAS A SCREDRIVER?

[PermanentMarkerism]

Lol it's funny the anchorman thinks hes so hawt.

[nintwiggy6491]

@PermanentMarkerism

You mean hot?

And if you mean hot what makes you think that? He didnt say anything

[kaziabir1]

@jessicarh87 May be you should get a mirror for yourself, what's wrong with calling an ugly bitch an "ugly bitch" ?? sorry if that offends you and brings back horrible memories;  it is what it is....I don't know what kind of thugs and gang bangers you like but Cenk looks fine.

[trueflotzilla]

@jessicarh87 ya i agree. he kinda comes across like a dick in most of these videos

[kocolodj]

the anchorman is a piece of shit

[QuinRaegan]

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[real4real1960]

some will hook up for less common.....but for me, will think bout it!

[souljaLOVE]

this is dumb, what happened to people watchin kittens on the net?!?!?!?! jesus fuckin christ

[danielcontoro]

@souljaLOVE People realized that was dumb. Ha ha. =v/

[TobyD34TH]

So she flashed a cop? got more balls than the cop himself then!

[FateUnderground]

I like how the disgusting fat guy goes on about the appearance of the woman, not hypocritical at all

[saywhat248]

@FateUnderground hahah I KNOW RIGHT... THE NERVE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.

[killerchipmunkattack]

@FateUnderground that's cos women are judged more about their appearance than men. everyone knows that

[dylopayne]

@FateUnderground hes not even fat.

[ziccy7]

No fucking around with her atleast she wont end up on a pig farm

[crush3r63]

She did have a screw driver in her bra. How do we know that she wasnt a carpenter? Racial profiling is so ugly...

[Kallister18]

I don't know. I think the lady might be too good for the fat boy Turk in the video featured above. You know, there's just nothing very funny about some people riding the gravy train to make bank by putting down the working people. How come we can't see that most of all of us are really on the same side of the table? Why do some folks just keep hammering down other folks? Why not just be better people; kinder people. WTF is wrong with most all of us. But back to the fat boy. Be nicer.

[7cleverbuttons]

@Kallister18 ... i KIND of agreed until you did the exact opposite of what you expect of others. :l what the hell?

[Kallister18]

@7cleverbuttons Point taken, clever. I'm so far from perfect that I shouldn't talk. I take aim at people quite often.... my bad. I just don't find it funny to piss on people just trying to make it thru the day. Anyway, thanks for pointing that out.

[PearceCTV]

She needs to have face surgery. Just wipe away all that ugly!

[Mrcbclobster]

i would, NOT!!!!!

[Zonefinder17]

Has anyone seen shallow Hal? She might look like a put bull but inside she might be an angel........ Screwdriver & all. Hahaha

[GuitarKirillable]

id give her $100 to join weight watchers,, fat peace of sh88t

[radnev007]

EWW she is ugly!! that should be illegal for her to BE a hooker! id give her 100$ to leave me alone!