Conan the Barbarian - What is best in life?

[TheAtomicusBomb]

i remember when heroes in films, didnt have styled hair, pale skin and were all teenagers. Or even really good guys lol Bring back sword weilding bad asses!

[TulilaSalome]

Direct quote from Dzenghis Khan?

[CoolKabbage]

@TulilaSalome No, more like a summary

[TulilaSalome]

@CoolKabbage Ah right - I didn't check, just sounds familiar. 

[valtersousaneiva]

wrong!!!



[Mraloneandsad]

from starcraft 2:CRUSH THE ZERG,SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE U AND HEAR THE LEMINTATION OFF THE PROTOSS

[TheZorginator1]

Djinghis Khan said this. They just copied it for the movie.

[Hicks666]

The open steppes. Fleet horses. Falcon, at your wrist, and wind, in your hair!

[Ikarosus]

@Hicks666 WRONG!!

(someone had to do this)

[horstmaster]

is this scene also remade in the new movie?

[singularku]

Q:wht is best in life?

A:crush justin bieber,see him driven before you and to hear the lamentation of his woman

Q:that is good

[qwame100]

Crush enimies...

driven before you...

lamentation of their women. GOT IT!!!

[bad4ever2010]

Just helped my finance lady resolve a problem with our cashless catering problem. I thereby responded to her helpdesk ticket by typing in:

"SUE!! I HAVE CRUSHED OUR ENEMY...SEE IT DRIVEN BEFORE US...NOW HEAR THE JUBILATIONS OF THE STUDENTS!!"

lol, now, this, is best in life!! ^^

[dansh5]

that is good!

[34seanbozz]

Put the vid back so I can play on iPod

I got it fav. Please

[jamzftwneverdies]

*Conan says the quote* Yeah, wooo, yeah, hurrah (that is good.)

LOL WTF

[Grafiction]

HOW! DAYEN! We won again!

[psychomikeUS]

84 people like The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at their wrist, and the wind in their hair.

[Dariusstarkus]

Justin Bieber: Conan Remake was awesome

Ahnuld: Wrong! Bang (Bieber's dead with a hole in his head) :D

[TheHomeless87]

WRONG!

[hazmat151]

haha, WIN

[steveharrismetalgod]

hahahahaha! worst sorry excuse for a movie ever made!only good for laughs!...at least the remake is watchable...

[ozwick14]

@steveharrismetalgod pffff typical hollywood. Take classic movie, replace lead with some fucking token ethnic and rape what little dignity it had.

[LordZeRMoN]

EPIC!

[megatokyo777]

@Darkcul Tehn you go right ahead and take the Arnold on from this movie in a sword fight. I'd put my money on arnold 100% of the time.

[boomerhgt]

Very true i was crushed after seeing the remake come back Arnold all is forgiven Robert E Howard would not have been happy at all...and he was a nut great imagination though

[Eikku1]

conan what is best in life? to crush the remake of conan, see it driven before you and to hear the lamentation of the producers

[firehawk3125]

Conan...simple lines funny as hell

[LeeB9999]

fleet horse. Yes that makes sense.

[LeeB9999]

What the hell is that other guy say? 'open steppe, 3 whores, falcons at your breast, and the wind in your hair?

[samprastherabbit]

@LeeB9999 I thought he said a fleet (fast) horse but I'll settle for three whores!

[blacbraun]

@Darkcul hahahha

[TragicallyWired]

This has given me an erection.

[LeeB9999]

Why would you wanna laminate your women? You got a hole in your roof and don't want them to get wet?

[TheTaoJoannes]

I think I need a good enemy to crush and see driven before me, that's what I'm missing.

[DrStrangebomb1993]

"Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper."

- Ghenghiz "Cohen the Barbarian", from Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.

[aa3gunner]

This movie took this line from Genghis Khan:

“The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.”

[MrFritztheKraut]

Conan what is best in life? To crush the Conan remake, see it driven before you and hear the lamention of the producers

[mitch13666]

What is best in life? To smash 80 dislikers, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

[HedleyTuek]

@mitch13666 WRONG! The dislikers cannot get any women to lament for them!

[Freud551]

yes this is CONAN ^^

[AntonyBlalock]

What is best in life?

Not remaking Conan! 

[panzerveps]

@AntonyBlalock there was no remake, just a reboot.

and it wasnt as bad as feared, nor as good as it could've been.

[pimpdadysuperman]

@AntonyBlalock Watching the original. 

[34seanbozz]

Words to live by

[KryptonianLuis]

Jason Momoa would have no idea what is best in life nor the answer to the riddle of steel.

[happymeltedcity]

@Darkcul you think Subatai was just Conans sidekick?

[kstriepe1]

This is actually a quote from Genghis Khan. In full: "A man's highest job in life is to break his enemies, to drive them before him, to take from them all the things that have been theirs, to hear the weeping of those cherished them, to take their horses between his knees, and to press in his arms the most desirable of their women."

[SerberusT]

The Guy answering first is from Denmark and his name is Erik Holmey... One of Arnolds old bodybuilder and actor friends..He also stars in Danish Rockgroup Mindscape´s upcoming video....He is a lot older though!... Check out the musicvideo teaser on my channel...

[NegibozuRuairi]

Pressing 7 is really the only best option here.

[ardon68]

how do you spell that word that arnold/conan says about women or what it mean?

[killerspartan666]

@ardon68 "lamentation" it means shrill scream, so when he says "to hear the lamentation of the women" he is saying "to hear the screams of the women".

[ardon68]

@killerspartan666 thxs i alaways thought it was spelled some thing difrent and sounded diffrent from what you typed. but then back then armold didn't speak very good english back then in the early days of the 80's.

[therainfeel]

AWESOME Love this movie

Watch it

bit . ly / pzhkXo

[happymeltedcity]

Arnold fans get wood looking at bodybuilders. Darkcul 35 minutes ago

@Darkcul And then use that wood on you and hear your lamentations.

[happymeltedcity]

@IndrasBlade77 First of all what the hell is swarthy? And second of all, mostly white isn't white and I think Conan was white.

[happymeltedcity]

I like Conan better as a white man. And l'm Mexican.

[IndrasBlade77]

@happymeltedcity Momoa is still playing a white man, albeit swarthy. Momoa is mostly white anyway.

[o652300]

THOR IS HEAR! GET ME BACK INTO DA FIGHT!

[trowabarton321]

"That is good"

[cfwbdude]

Jason Momoa does not know the Riddle of steel or what Is best In life, he said he never seen any of the original movies, bad Idea.

I do NOT want: 1) hear rock music. 2) see a wannabe barbarian running around weilding a walking stick. 3) see Conan wear a leather skirt, since he forgot to train his legs at the gym.

[LivinWorstNightmare]

the new Conan fucking blows monkey dick

[Pizzacutta]

Lamantations of the cuban maids

[barbarian92]

this makes me proud to be named Conan

[yld629]

This was the only good part of the original and they stole this quote from Genghis khan!

The new one is ok.. Momoa is cool but the writer should have made Conan more consumed with vengeance than he did and of course added this line!

[BorisBlade7]

@yld629 actually Genghis didnt say that, apparently his son said it, and then genghis said he was wrong and gave that other "falcon on your arm bla bla "response thats in the movie. Basically backwards from what the movie did.

[yld629]

@BorisBlade7 Oh that's interesting do you know which son?

[stupotgorilla]

quotes to live by also i love the new conan too :)

[dbircham]

Wait until you see the movie.... Not good.

[Coak5]

this is the real Conan. Not "I live, I love, and I slay." Whoever wrote and produced the new Conan script should be murdered asap.

[Heligoland43]

Wow, Conan the Barbarian seems kind of like an asshole.

[periaadoc]

what is Best? "hot water,good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper" Cohen the barbarian

[KarlXHungus]

the 3 things he mentioned are good things in life, but not the best.

the best 3 things in life are ASS, BOOTY, and CULO.

[Dukenstein123]

"Conan! What is best in life?"

Conan:"To not see the new movie, to pretend it does not exist, and to rewatch the original hundreds of times instead."

[tallbr0]

thats bullshit they just made will never compare to the one with arnold in it

[rehzon]

@tallbr0

True, consider the new film will be based on the novel and comics..you can have the

Arnold films. :)

[Bailboy]

With Arnold getting back into acting a King Conan movie would wipe away they shit they've just made.

The story of Conan being king and older was always meant to be the second part, not the destroyer.

[idontdonething]

"That is good!"

[rweqqwer]

this video made me grow chest hair

[geeloof]

graf orlcok got me here



[RadicalAkira]

wattaananswer!!!!

[Drakecul]

Most guys got their first boner watching Arnold.

[Drakecul]

Arnold's dim witted Conan never did learns the riddle of steel. Swordsmith's know it .

[lowebaa]

The guy with the red hair reminds me of Banon from Final Fantasy

[HighPriestofLemuria]

Momoa: To taste your enemies, to see them cumming before you, and to hear the moaning of their release!

Director: CUT! Damn it Momoa, stop improvising and just say the damn lines like they were written!

[Drakecul]

@HighPriestofLemuria You should really keep your disgusting fantasies to yourself.

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@Drakecul I'm sorry you were so confused and aroused by my fantasies that you felt the need to speak out. Maybe its time you stopped hiding and let everyone know.

[Drakecul]

@HighPriestofLemuria If I weren't gay I wouldn't be watching this video. Lets talk about you sick little fantasies in private. Find an Arnold fan and you know you're going to have a gay o time.

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@Drakecul You're not only gay, you're sexually frustrated too. Stop looking at the internet and go out and get laid. You'll feel better and you'll also be a better troll when you get back to staring at the net.

[Chuckylol7]

HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN!!

[UltimateZeldaFan91]

What is best in life?

To crush the remake, see it driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the directors.

Plus, I don't think the new Conan knows how to "ask for directions"

[amberbamber44]

that new conan looks tough u just one of those suckas that cant let go of the past

[IndyBearFan88]

I really want to give it the benefit of the doubt, but I don't see how any Conan movie can outdo the orignal.... Arnold could barely speak English(which fit great with the character) and was roid-raging massive at the time, the score was legendary, sure it was campy but wtf it was made in 1982.

[heartlessangel7]

ARRRGH GRAHH GRRR ARGHHH!!!!!

[bluereaper75]

well thats arnold in a nutshell for ya

[whatuautado]

"Crush enemies, see dem driven before you, and hear da lamentation of da women... Put dat cookie down.. NOW!"

[bienenpabst]

Momoa,what is best in life? momoa: a day in the beauty salon,alcoholfree beer,a house in san francisco !

[ElgartheWise]

@bienenpabst Funny comment, hehe. But I still think Momoa is a much better Conan than Arnold. And Momoa isn't even a good Conan. What does that say about Arnold? :P

[yurifulone]

@bienenpabst - Ahahaha! very good!

[lymbicnoodle]

do the falcons have sharp talons?

[megamanx1800]

Very good Conan! You get a gold star!

Conan: Thank you sir! May I have a wheel now?

WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE WHEEL

[115Nevet]

@megamanx1800 LOL nostalgia critic :D

[loufalce]

That is good.

[Balian49]

Lolol the guy with the crazy red hair cracks me up EVERY TIME

[VerystrangeMaster]

 Ok, what is that picture at 0:25 ? Is it a man with a beard ? Looks like a cowboy. A single frame I think.

Did you put that there ?

[chubnostics]

If your friends can't answer that question.....go find some new friends. Of course,  you have to ask in a gruff voice like that guy did, otherwise they might start waxing all philosophical on you and you'll have to mule kick them.

:)

[Jon47]

YES.

That is good.

[ThusSpakeDenise]

Best line in ANY movie, EVER. 

[MrSkuddawg]

Help me out, am I the only one who would watch the old Conan movies a thousand times over, rather than watch 20 seconds of movies like, Harry Potter, Twilight, and even the new Conan movie? In my opinion, you can't have a Conan movie without Arnold, he IS Conan the Barbarian...

[SnWFuckUTube]

@MrSkuddawg i support u 100% percent!

[antonia0622]

@MrSkuddawg well i grew up reading the conan comics and watching the Arnold movies and even though Jason is prettyer, the move is more like the story line of the comics i had read. so yeah i like the new movie because of that. i was pretty dissapointed when the original movies did not follow the story line and messed up when red sonjia is supposed to meet conan.

[HeroSavage]

@MrSkuddawg We are few among the populace. Look down from your mountain and laugh at all the faggots that this world has brought forth. Crom would be proud of your dedication to what is best in life. One day you will be brought before Crom and he will ask you the riddle of steel, but those few of us that have listened well to Conans tale will know and we will sit and laugh at Croms side while being bred to the finest women...

[panzerveps]

@MrSkuddawg I agree. All of the original Conan movies (Red Sonja included) are better than all of the twilight, harry potter and whatever else together.

[inphasesith]

@panzerveps Not Lord of the rings!

[segovian]

@panzerveps Usually I'd have to agree, but Harry Potter was a very unique series in itself. Now, TWILIGHT, that piece of shit doesn't even come close to anything. I rather read a tutorial on flower potting or some shit.

[tsetsoooo]

@panzerveps It seems you very much like movies that are all about big strong men....

[panzerveps]

@tsetsoooo of course. movies with big strong men are a lot better than movies about sparkling vampires.

[OropherThranduil]

@panzerveps

come on dude, harry potter is great, if you knew it you wouldn't compare it to the twilight shit, you know, stephen king likes it and said rowling knows how to write unlike that whore who does twilight for 12 year old pubescnet girls, the bitch made vampires sparkle for fucks sake.

[panzerveps]

@OropherThranduil I've read through them all. Harry Potter never caught me like any of the other fantasy series out there.

[OropherThranduil]

@panzerveps

it's no lord of the rings for sure, but i like it, and even if you don#t, naming it in the same sentence as twilight, jeez, i hope you haven'tr read that shit, because i surely never want to do.

[RMMaryport]

@panzerveps Are you for real? They're completely different movies, that's like comparing Predator to Beverly Hills cop, or The Fifth Element to The Simpsons movie, get your head out of Arnolds arse, you fanboys are fucking nuts.

[panzerveps]

@RMMaryport They are still in the same genre. Fantasy stuff.

I'm no fanboy, I just think the Conan franchise is a lot better than all the other shit thats out there.

[Tigermaster1986]

@MrSkuddawg

Your opinion is wrong.

Give me thumbs DOWN if you think so too.

[MrSkuddawg]

@Tigermaster1986 Thank you for your opinion my man and i applaud you for not resorting to profanity like so many others tend to do.

[TranceSFX]

Battle of the Mounds. Battle of the Mounds. Battle of the Mounds. Battle of the Mounds. Too good.

[MrTennesseeVols]

What is best in life? Tight Pussy,Loose Shoes and a Warm place to Shit

[monkeynuts76]

WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

BIG TITS, COLD BEER, AND GOAT PORN

[MrImastinker]

The old man's WROOONG! was even better than Luthor's.

[kilkolio]

i like how that guy was so proud of what he was saying then other guy goes WROOOOONG

[MrImastinker]

I soooooo wanna see Jason Momoa say this!

[Gipshaw]

Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.

[FCT5809]

@Gipshaw Cohen ftw!

[fullfist]

@Gipshaw

lmao, be4 i read your comment i thought, what is the modern man's answer to the question?"

[dkupke]

Loosely based a quote often attributed to Genghis Khan.

[RideTheLightning8]

@ExotathSword Oh come on man. Have you read any of the original stories? Arnold is the ONLY actor able to play Conan. Conan is supposed to be huge. The epitome of man. And as for having muscles, thats what bodybuilding is all about. You have NO idea what it means to put your body through so much for the muscular hypertrophy. Bodybuilders are better than any weak couch potato who doesn't care about being better than everybody else.

[BloodEagle729]

Yes, Conan's first lines come 26 minutes into the movie...if you have a problem with that, you can fuck off. The fact remains that there has never been a better summation of what is means to be a man. If you can find a better way to win than to do what Conan does, then I welcome you to the land of awesomeness...you wish you could be Conan, you sad little CUNT.

[aftermathematics365]

It may have been from "The Secret History of the Mongols" but Genghiz Khan put it a bit more eloquently. He said: "The greatest joy is to conquer one's enemies, to pursue them, to seize their belongings, to see their families in tears, to ride their horses."

[Defender78]

well, the first guy's answer was good too...

[mattej00]

@Defender78 no it wasnt >_<

[fireoutlaw23]

WRONG!!!

[cwb998]

Credit for the quote goes to Chinggis Khaan. ;)

[asnaes]

Conan knows what true enjoyment is!

[Plusto84]

I literally went onto icq about 10 years ago, did a search on people called 'Conan' and asked them, 'Conan. What is best in life?'

[IVomitOnYourGod]

@Plusto84 Haha. One of the best comments ever.

[Plusto84]

@IVomitOnYourGod I would get messages back about 2 days later with the Conans saying stuff like "I dunno, I would probably say the birth of my first son was a big one"

[monkeynuts76]

I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE HIM AS MY PHILOSOPHY TEACHER

[individualist00000]

good video

[mikeypezza]

thumbs up if you watched this to make up for watching that garbage new conan trailor

[arkanox111]

@mikeypezza Did you see the R rated version?

[shaklob]

@mikeypezza I totaly did

[cdg282]

@mikeypezza I totally did dude!!!! I was so fucking pissed,I needed to hear the riddle of steel and what was best in life!!!!!

[nuddrissu]

@mikeypezza definitely just saw the commercial and had to bring it back

[tilldain5]

@mikeypezza How did you know? lol

[paladindarknite]

@mikeypezza havent watched it, never will

[Yogsoggeth]

please don not make comments about the dislike bar. they have all been done.

[videocritic2463]

@ExotathSword just cuz he likes topless muscular guys doesnt mean hes gay.

[videocritic2463]

1: Booze! 2: Broads!! 3: Stuff to kill!!!